You Are Stranded on an island...

[Mat FTW]

with a pornstar of the opposite gender BUT you have some kind of disorder where you cant get jiggy with it. What do you do?

SUICIDE

 

[NSL]

with a pornstar of the opposite gender BUT you have some kind of disorder where you cant get jiggy with it. What do you do?

SUICIDE

You make sure that pornstar is one you don't want. Like a 300 pound whale...

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You go on living until you find yourself a volleyball and name it something. Works for me everytime I am on an island with a pornstar and cant seem to "rise" to the occasion.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

For me.. that pornstar would be Katie Morgan. While shes beautiful and definitely a top one for me.. I can also go without sex from her, because just listening to that voice of her's does wonders for me.

And shes ditzy to beat hell.. so shes bound to be a blast to hang out with.

 

[Moon Knight]

I can get pleasure in other ways......Or I beat her with a coconut.

 

[pepsiboycoke]

I make something similar to the scaffolding that surrounds a space shuttle before it launches and attach it to the base of my own personal shuttle and do the goddamn woman (Britney Skye) flacid.

 

[gd]

You could make another million "if you were on an island..." threads.

 

[Mustang Sally]

You make sure that pornstar is one you don't want. Like a 300 pound whale...

....or Val Venis.

 

[Fizzy]

Uh use my tongue? Use my finger?

 

[Mat FTW]

Uh use my tongue? Use my finger?

i wish i would have thought about that before suicide

 

[X]

I heard Katie Morgan is actually incredibly intelligent as well, has an IQ around 150 or something. I'd go with her, or another very intelligent pornstar. If we can't fuck, then we can atleast talk, and if we're going to be talking with each other for the rest of our lives, I want someone there who's intelligent and articulate.

 

[Smackdown!]

Well if I can't get jiggy withit I'll at least kiss her and fondle oh yeah i'll still try to hump her as well. even if "it" can't rise

 

[Miko]

Play I spy, make really bad jokes about not being able to rise to the occasion, tell her she looks ugly in person. The list just goes on.