WZP Championship

[Spidey Revivey]

Some of you will jump at this opportunity faster than you do beating your meat to Summer Rae's calves.

WrestleZone Prisoner Championship. This challenge is open to everyone who frequents The Prison. The rules are simple- Talk complete and utter garbage about one another for my amusement. That's it. Have anything semi-creative to insult someone with? Here's that golden opportunity to gain something from it.

Talk shit about me even.

Honestly I thought about killing time until Bill Lesnar shows up and murders the Champion. So yeah, there's that. Spiffy belt, ain't it?

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

If I really wanted the title, I'd just write an RP.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

You'd really turn down a chance at getting something out of talking shit about guys like Choxy and Jstrike?

 

[Mac Attack]

Fuck all of you. This title is mine.

 

[Dagger Dias]

Fuck all of you. This title is mine.

Macios VS Bill Lesnar for the Prison Championship. That is probably the best prison matchup that could be put together. RidingSpider can provide a backstage interview with whoever wins afterward.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

What's with people who aren't in prison obsessed with turning into an awful bizarro version of the forums?

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Macios VS Bill Lesnar for the Prison Championship. That is probably the best prison matchup that could be put together. RidingSpider can provide a backstage interview with whoever wins afterward.

It would be my undying pleasure.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

What's with people who aren't in prison obsessed with turning into an awful bizarro version of the forums?

Have you not seen what happens when prisoners here start their own threads?

Seriously, this at least generates some interest.

Better than watching Choxy and Jstrike carry a conversation that 9 year olds have.

 

[Mac Attack]

I already hate Bill Lesnar, he has nothing on me.

 

[Slash-LN]

Did you make that awesome title RS or did you just Google search "Awesome title" and steal that picture?

I only saw Mac/iOS posts when he was trying to get out of prison so they were pretty much positive posts.

Bill Lesnar's name get mentioned in here often but I have no idea what the guy is all about.

Guess I'll just sit back and watch this all go down.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Did you make that awesome title RS or did you just Google search "Awesome title" and steal that picture?

I Googled it. There's no way I could make a masterpiece like that.

 

[Slash-LN]

I Googled it. There's no way I could make a masterpiece like that.

I have to learn not to get my hopes up.

Still great choice anyway. So we get credit for that.

 

[Mac Attack]

In case anyone was wondering I'm just using this thread to blow off some WZ steam and to occasionally tap into my old persona. I oddly miss being a heel.

 

[Jstrike]

Ive gotta strip you of the name "the" riding spider for this one.
your just ridingspider for now on.

 

[Jstrike]

Im gonna get that title,
Choxy has been future endeavoured and now i have no compettion,
1st off im gonna say something about john cena why does he carry a whc belt, when he prefer's the nikki tittie.

 

[Mac Attack]

Im gonna get that title,
Choxy has been future endeavoured and now i have no compettion,
1st off im gonna say something about john cena why does he carry a whc belt, when he prefer's the nikki tittie.

Umm the King of the Prison has returned just to take this title you stupid piece of shit. Wake the fuck up and smell the roses you're a shitty ass Prisoner. You're talking to the man who has had 4 Prison runs. It's time you learn your role and shut the fuck up.

 

[Jstrike]

Umm the King of the Prison has returned just to take this title you stupid piece of shit. Wake the fuck up and smell the roses you're a shitty ass Prisoner. You're talking to the man who has had 4 Prison runs. It's time you learn your role and shut the fuck up.

Language like that your probably be back here, don't get all mad this is just a lame discussion.

 

[Mac Attack]

Language like that your probably be back here, don't get all mad this is just a lame discussion.

Jshit, let me tell you something about being a WZ Prisoner.

You have to learn how to take shit and then be able to give it back. But here's the problem with you, nobody gives a flying fuck on who you are and therefore nobody has bothered to introduce you to Prison culture.

Well guess what, it's a lot more fucked up than pointless Q and A's or random
Thread making, to make it in here you need a name for yourself and you have to get recognized.

You sir are merely a shadow of a good Prisoner. And the truth is you never will become one cause frankly you've never stopped sucking on your own mamma's tits. Grow up and grow a pair.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Ive gotta strip you of the name "the" riding spider for this one.
your just ridingspider for now on.

Oh you crossed some motherfucking lines.

Clearly you are unaware of the backlash Prison is known for. Ever since you arrived on the scene, no one has given enough of a shit to even work your tightly clenched ass up. And that's pretty fucking horrible since Prison is meant for that. You fucked up. Leave your emotions at the door sweetheart, because quite frankly if this was real prison you would have hung yourself in the first hour...and 45 minutes of that time would have been spent trying to make a noose out of your pants because yes you are that stupid.

The only reason I haven't commenced to fucking with you royally is because A. I have this urge to want to help my fellow man in tight spots and B. I have the utmost pity for you. Your conversations with that other numbnut Choxy lowered my intelligence quotient to the point I started finding Dane Cook funny. If you don't start contributing in a big fucking way soon I'll make it my personal internet vendetta to shit-talk you into a cow pasture. I'm capable.

See this is what I mean by talking shit. A lost art in Prison I know.

 

[Randy Orton's Head Blood]

What the fuck is that?

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

Make sure you watch your back after you get the title. I am currently Mr Money in the Bank from the last time we did this

 

[Jstrike]

Oh you crossed some motherfucking lines.

Clearly you are unaware of the backlash Prison is known for. Ever since you arrived on the scene, no one has given enough of a shit to even work your tightly clenched ass up. And that's pretty fucking horrible since Prison is meant for that. You fucked up. Leave your emotions at the door sweetheart, because quite frankly if this was real prison you would have hung yourself in the first hour...and 45 minutes of that time would have been spent trying to make a noose out of your pants because yes you are that stupid.

The only reason I haven't commenced to fucking with you royally is because A. I have this urge to want to help my fellow man in tight spots and B. I have the utmost pity for you. Your conversations with that other numbnut Choxy lowered my intelligence quotient to the point I started finding Dane Cook funny. If you don't start contributing in a big fucking way soon I'll make it my personal internet vendetta to shit-talk you into a cow pasture. I'm capable.

See this is what I mean by talking shit. A lost art in Prison I know.

Well i don't come on here to talk shit, i come here to talk to shit, which is riding spider.

 

[Jstrike]

Jshit, let me tell you something about being a WZ Prisoner.

You have to learn how to take shit and then be able to give it back. But here's the problem with you, nobody gives a flying fuck on who you are and therefore nobody has bothered to introduce you to Prison culture.

Well guess what, it's a lot more fucked up than pointless Q and A's or random
Thread making, to make it in here you need a name for yourself and you have to get recognized.

You sir are merely a shadow of a good Prisoner. And the truth is you never will become one cause frankly you've never stopped sucking on your own mamma's tits. Grow up and grow a pair.

Im really crushed. My heart is hurting with the pain that you don't like me, oh My Gosh, I don't live my life in the virtual world, don't say something on the web that you wouldn't have the guts 2 say to my face. Why are you even in the prison? when your not a prisoner, Prison is dead! without me and ridingspider there ain't anybody on here that makes thread's.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Well i don't come on here to talk shit, i come here to talk to shit, which is riding spider.

I don't come here to talk shit, I come here to talk to shit, which is RidingSpider.

And another correction: I make threads because of boredom and an inflated ego. You make threads for the sole purpose of being forever alone in here.

You practically beg for cockmeat sandwiches.

 

[Jstrike]

I don't come here to talk shit, I come here to talk to shit, which is RidingSpider.

And another correction: I make threads because of boredom and an inflated ego. You make threads for the sole purpose of being forever alone in here.

You practically beg for cockmeat sandwiches.

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