S.H.I.T.: The following contest is a singles match between two members of an inferior species, possibly two different species, set for one-fall
The Lights go out in the arena. A faint sound comes in the form of the crowd as they whisper to themselves about whom is the one to come out to the entrance ramp
S.H.I.T.: Making his way to the ring, from Mexico City, Mexico, weighing at 205 pounds, El Genio Verde
A green light comes on. As the music plays, the masked evildoer known as 'El Genio Verde' makes his way down the ramp, all the while adjusting his mask. He pays no attention to any of the crowd members other than one particular in the front, middle of his left side. This crowd member is one dressed similar to El Genio Verde himself, except in blue. He then slides under the ropes and takes no time to climb the second turnbuckle screaming the phrase "EVIL" several times, before throwing his cape off to the side of the ring and doing a back flip off the turnbuckle.
Saboteur:
Esto va a ser gigante. En una noche donde la única cosa más gigante-er es el tamaño de sujetador de Hollywood Jameson.
Saxton:
This ain't the Spanish announce table, my Google translator addicted partner. As far as this guy goes, I'd say I'd trust this guy as far as I can throw him, but I was able to whip suckas his size when I was still a newborn.
The Green Lights switch to a more normal light, if a tad dim. Making his way to the ring is a man dressed in a raven's costume. He stops at the top of the ramp to get a good look at the crowd. While the referee is looking at this, El Genio Verde takes this time to replace the top turnbuckle pads with his own personal ones. The man in the raven costume flaps his wings as he walks to the ring, taking the steps up and climbing through the ropes.
S.H.I.T.: and his opponent...from Charleston, West Virginia, weighing at 196 pounds....Hrafn.
Saxton:
I best not hear a peep from you referencing that damn kid's show about the girl who can see the future.
Saboteur:
You mean this isn't her? I guess I brought my autograph book for nothing.
The match starts as the raven enters the ring. El Genio Verde stands close to the turnbuckle, but makes sure not to be too close to it. As the bell rings, El Genio Verde charges at Hrafn. Unfortunately for El Genio Verde, he's met with a front dropkick. Hrafn takes a good look around the arena to check out the reaction before picking up El Genio Verde and gives him a giant swing, He almost throws him into the turnbuckle, before El Genio Verde catches himself on the middle rope, kicking Hrafn off. While Hrafn gets up, El Genio Verde takes this time to run the ropes and give him a headscissors takedown, laying Hrafn down in the middle of the ring. El Genio Verde gives the villain laugh, as he picks up the legs of his opponent and gives him a leg drop to the groin. He goes for the cover.
1...2… Kick out by Hrafn. He looks at the ref, frustrated, but not willing to waste time, rolls out the ring and heads towards the crowd member dressed in a similar fashion to him. They seem to be conversing, Blue handing him a bag labeled 'Evil Inventions'.
The Ref and the recovering Hrafn goes after him, the ref busy with El Genio Verde, taking away his inventions, placing them at the side of the ring. During this time, the man in the audience helping El Genio Verde reaches from under his seat, and pulls out a beaver, throwing it at Hrafn.
Saxton:
I can't believe what I'm seeing. This just makes a brotha sick.
Saboteur:
I know! I had high hopes considering he came as a Saboteur cosplayer, even though I think he screwed up with the costume. I have to say, I've lost faith in him. If he was gonna throw a beaver, throw it in the Nathan St. John match.
The Beaver, still latched onto Hrafn, is forcibly pulled off by Hrafn, giving time for El Genio Verde to take the climb to the top of his "helper" in the audience, before delivering a diving cross body to Hrafn, which El Genio Verde calls "Green Missile". El Genio Verde wastes no time in picking up his opponent and throwing him back into the ring. As El Genio Verde climbs the turnbuckle, Hrafn still has enough energy to get up, so El Genio Verde gives a springboard clothesline, keeping him down. The ref slides back into the ring, and once again, El Genio Verde goes for the pin.
1… 2…
Kick out once again from Hrafn. Hrafn stands on his knees in confusion of how resilient his opponent is, but gives a good look at his custom turnbuckle pads and hatches an idea. He picks up his opponent and attempts to Irish Whip, however Hrafn manages to hold on and throws El Genio Verde to the turnbuckle.
The Turnbuckle explodes.
El Genio Verde is sent falling back, before meeting a head butt right to the back of the head by his feathery opponent. El Genio Verde, still dazed from both an explosion in his face and a head butt, gets up but eats a huge clothesline from his opponent. El Genio Verde, still fighting to get up, puts his leg up, trying to press himself to stand, but Hrafn runs the ropes, uses the knee of El Genio Verde as a step and delivers a shining wizard. Hrafn takes this time to show off to the fans in the Tokyo dome, who respond with applause. He points towards the same turnbuckle which exploded in the face of his opponent, and ascends it.
He sits at the top like a bird in a nest, waiting for El Genio Verde to get up. As El Genio Verde makes his way to his feet, he turns around to see Hrafn jumping towards him with the turnbuckle clothesline called the "Nevermore". El Genio Verde, thinking fast, pulls the ref in the way, and dodges it. Hrafn falls head first onto the mat, taking the ref with him. El Genio Verde takes this time to retrieve from his bag, one of his "Evil Inventions". He stands near one of the three remaining turnbuckle covers that did not explode yet. He pulls out a very large ray gun labeled "the shrink ray". He points it at the head of his opponent, however instead of shrinking his opponent, or even his head, it only slightly shrinks the giant head mask he's wearing. The pull-back of the shrink ray however, sends him back towards the turnbuckle, sending El Genio Verde flying to the mat, face first and his shrink ray to the outside of the ring.
Saxton:
If El Genio Verde means The Green Genius, he's sure as hell not livin' up to his name right now.
Hrafn sees the opportunity and goes for the pin. The ref starts to wake up, seeing the pin and counts
1…2… Kick out from El Genio Verde. Hrafn doesn't give up though, and manages to lift his opponent to his shoulders, giving an airplane spin to his opponent. The audience counts in Japanese as he spins around ten times, twenty times, thirty times, forty times, before stopping at fifty times! He pins the dizzy and worn-down El Genio Verde once more.
1....2..... Kick out once again from El Genio Verde, still finding some strength in him. Hrafn turns away from his opponent to get up on the turnbuckle. The opportunistic El Genio Verde makes his way up and run towards Hrafn, punching him off the apron. Hrafn stands up, but El Genio Verde once again runs the ropes and delivers a Corkscrew Plancha to Hrafn on the outside. Both men are down for a moment, but El Genio Verde rolls back into the ring and get the ref to start his count.
1... 2… 3…
Hrafn slowly makes his way up.
4… 5…
Hrafn grabs a hold of the ring apron, using it to pull him up.
6… 7… 8..
Hrafn rolls back in the ring and the match continues. El Genio Verde, growing annoyed at the resiliency of his opponent, puts his opponent in a triangle choke hold, which he dubs "The Brain Drain", keeping his shoulders up to make sure that he accidentally doesn't pin himself. He makes sure to wear down the head, but Hrafn makes it clear that he is not planning on getting up, slowly making his wing to the ropes.
The ref counts El Genio Verde to let go of the ropes. 1… 2… 3…, and El Genio lets go of his opponent for now, but gives a kick to the head of Hrafn once more, to make sure he won't fight back. El Genio Verde picks up his opponent and drags him to one of the already exploded turnbuckle sides, giving him one more punch, before giving Hrafn a tornado DDT, El Genio once again goes for the pin -
1… 2… – but Hrafn once again kicks out.
Saxton:
This Hrafn kid and this El Genio Verde are just fightin' way past their bodies can endure tonight.
Saboteur:
Man, your accent is really coming out tonight...I didn't even realize you had an accent. It's Raven. Raven.
Saxton:
I know how to say 'Raven', dummy. That's how you pronounce it.
Saboteur:
"Dummy"?I loved Sanford and Son. That was my favorite tag team.... Why can't they have a match, too?
Determined that it will work this time, El Genio Verde once again picks up his opponent and heads to one of the already exploded turnbuckles, going for another Tornado DDT. However, this time, Raven pushes himself off of El Genio Verde's grip, and gives a head butt to El Genio Verde. He grabs El Genio Verde by the throat, trading places with him as Hrafn ascends the top, while dragging El Genio Verde back down to the ring. Once he reaches the top, he pushes off El Genio Verde, flapping his wings before delivering his finishing move, the diving clothesline, The "Nevermore". He goes for the cover.
1.. 2…
But wait, the referee is distracted as El Genio Verde's helper from the audience jumps back onto the apron. The ref tries to get him out, but the helper tries arguing with the ref. Hrafn, stands up from the pin to try and get the guy down himself, but the dazed, but recovering El Genio Verde gets up, allowing him to give two kicks to the back of the leg. El Genio Verde turns him around and gives him one more kick, this time to the stomach. Hrafn, falls face first onto the mat. El Genio Verde drags him to the middle of the ring, and flips Hrafn over, onto his back. He looks towards ascending the turnbuckle, to hit his finishing move, Discordia, but grabs his leg. Realizing he likely can't make the jump, he hatches an idea as he turns to one of the unused exploding turnbuckles. He limps his way over to the turnbuckle, climbing up the bottom rope, followed by stepping up to the middle rope, and patiently waits Hrafn to get up. El Genio Verde mocks Hrafn's wing flapping as Hrafn slowly manages to get up.
Once completely standing up, he steps onto the top rope, and places his feet on the exploding turnbuckle pad. The pad explodes, giving El Genio Verde the momentum he needed to reach his opponent, and hit his finishing maneuver, the pinning Hurricanrana, Discordia.
1… 2… 3!
S.H.I.T.: Human Females and Human Males, here is the winner of the match, El Genio Verde. On a related note, the referees would like to note they are replacing the missing top turnbuckles and replacing the exploding turnbuckle not used with an official WZCW one as well.
The crowd boos as El Genio Verde celebrates.
Saboteur:
See if it were the psychic girl, I would have won this. I think this is highly unfair.
Saxton:
A deal's a deal, sucka. While I can't say I approve of the Mexican villain's tactic, he at least lived up to his name tonight with that Turnbuckle idea. What else has tonight have in store for us?
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We quickly cut to the backstage area where Doug Crashin is unconscious in a pool of his own blood. Multiple weapons such as chairs, kendo sticks and ladders are spread out everywhere. EMT's and staff personnel are on the scene already attending to the fallen Doug. We see Sebastian Copeland arrive on the scene, looking very worried. He goes up to one of the staff members, looking for answers.
Copeland: What happened here?
Staff: One person saw a group of men come out from nowhere and jump him, assaulting him with these assorted weapons before fleeing the premises before they could get help. He's knocked out and we're taking him to the closest hospital ASAP. I'm sorry sir.
Copeland has an angry, upset and concerned mixture of emotions, unsure of what to make of this situation.
