"My Curse" begins playing throughout the arena as the lights go a light red. Eric Derf then comes onto the stage, a determined look on his face.
Copeland: Eric Derf has had a lot of things to say about this match recently
Cohen: But you have to question the logic of angering a man the size of Manzo
Harrys: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a qualifying match for the Championship Chase. Introducing first, from The Maratimes, weighing 235lbs. ERRRIIICCC DERF.
He fixes his eyes on the ring, and walks single-mindedly down the ramp and gets into the ring. Inside the ring, he goes to his corner and begins stretching for his matchup
Copeland: A determined look on Derf's face, but you have to wonder how long that will last
"Sumo" plays and, the crowd boos as Manzo and Magnus appear on the stage and begin to walk towards the ring.
Cohen: Determined or not... it doesn't change the fact he is against a man who is undefeated. And did I mention. THE MAN WEIGHS NEARLY 600lbs Copeland! He could quite literally EAT Derf.
Harrys: And his opponent... from Hiroshima Japan. Weighing 585lbs, 'The Pride of Japan' Hatchiyama... MANZO
As they reach the ring area, Magnus stops, and Manzo turns to face him. Magnus can clearly be heard saying "Break him. Destroy him!"
Cohen: Well, I think we're getting an indication of Magnus' intentions for Eric Derf in this one.
Copeland: Yes, it doesn't sound good for... Wait, look. Look at Derf.
Taking advantage of the situation, Derf takes a run off the ropes, and dives over the top rope in a plancha. The move hits Manzo across the back, causing him to headbutt Magnus. Blood begins to pour from Magnus' nose as he collapses to the floor unconscious.
Copeland: Oh My GOD! Derf put his own body on the line to take out Manzo, but it looks like the move had more impact on Manzo's manager
The move barely fazed Manzo, who turns to look at Derf, both men with intensity in their eyes. Manzo makes a move towards Derf, who is quicker and able to run round the ring, before sliding back in the other side. As Manzo follows, Derf hits a running dropkick to the former Sumo as he attempts to get to his feet in the ring, prompting the official to ring the bell for the start of the match, and begins to drop elbow after elbow, determined to keep the big man off his feet.
Copeland: And you've got to say, Derf has really started this brightly, getting the rush on the big man
Cohen: But Copeland, eventually Manzo's going to get to his feet and then what?
Manzo eventually regains his feet, and swats Derf away, looking at his fallen manager, as Derf gets up, getting in the face of Manzo. He can be seen mouthing 'You're next', pointing outside the ring at Magnus, before hitting Manzo with a stinging slap to the face.
Copeland: Ouch. The echo on that slap was immense. Derf, brave...but this is not smart
Manzo puts his hand to his cheek and looks at Derf, before levelling him with a Throat Thrust.
Cohen: And that's why. A slap is only going to serve to awaken the anger in the giant
Leaving Derf on the mat, Manzo leaves the ring to check on Magnus, as a pair of officials come down to ringside to check on the fallen businessman causing the referee to begin his 10 Count.
Copeland: Cohen, is it just me or does Manzo seem more concerned with his manager than actually winning the match
Cohen: You'd think he'd concentrate more on punishing the man responsible
As the count reaches 6, Manzo tears his attention from the ringside action, and turns and rolls back into the ring to break up the count. This time he is met by an elbow drop to the knee by Derf.
Copeland: And again, Derf on the offensive straightaway. He looks really fired up for this.
Cohen: But really Cohen... Do you think Derf can actually overcome a man twice his size?
Derf hooks the leg and tries to lock in a single leg crap, only for Manzo to power out of the hold and regain his footing. He pushes Derf away again, only for him to run back on the attack and duck the attempted clothesline, aiming a well placed kick to the back of Manzo's knee, catching him with a follow up as he turns to try to face Derf. As Derf goes for a third kick, Manzo blocks the shot, and catches the smaller man, hurling him across the ring with an Overhead Belly to Belly Suplex.
Cohen: There's your proof Seabass. The Sumo overpowers Derf with ease.
At ringside, ENTs have come down to check on Magnus, and have placed him on a stretcher. Manzo leaves the ring and again goes to check on his manager.
Copeland: Magnus again proving a distraction to Manzo. I hope this doesn't end with a countout. It'd be a shame for the Japanese warrior to miss out on his big shot
Walking up the aisle as the ENTs wheel him to the back. Magnus' hand can be seen gesturing for Manzo to turn and go back, as the count reaches 7.
Cohen: Magnus ordering Manzo to go and finish the job.
When the referee reaches 8, Manzo runs back towards the ring, reaching it as the referee raises his arms for the 10 count. Getting to his feet, he is met by a flying Derf, who sails through the air, colliding with the massive body of Manzo with a Diving Spear.
Copeland: Not quite enough to knock the big man off his feet.
Cohen: I don't like this Copeland. Manzo doesn't look like his heart is in this match. Manzo's 'higher authority' seems to be too much of a distraction to the former Yokozuma.
Seemingly undeterred, Derf goes to the first turnbuckle and gains enough height to lock a sleeper hold on Manzo. Fighting to his feet with Derf on his back, climbing to higher turnbuckles to ensure continued pressure. As Manzo tries to pry Derf off his back, leaning forward to try to dislodge him. Seemingly about to catch Derf and throw him, Derf dives over Manzo head, hitting a Diamond Dust using Manzo's own momentum to drive his head into the mat.
Copeland: Diamond Dust takes Manzo down. Cohen, when was the last time anyone had Manzo down like this.
Cohen: I honestly don't know Seabass. I'm shocked to be honest. I thought Manzo would annihilate Derf like everyone else in, well, the whole damn world.
Derf looks at Manzo, almost unsure how to continue after taking the former Yokozuma off his feet. Almost immediately, Manzo begins to stir.
Copeland: Still not able to get a pin on Manzo.
Derf bounces off the rope, jumping and hitting a front flip splash, which barely stops Manzo getting to his feet, causing Derf to bounce off the ropes, only to be caught by a Sidewalk Slam and floored by Manzo.
Cohen: Seabass, for all the assault Derf has dished out, Manzo is still able to lay him out in a second. All it takes is one slip up and Derf is finished.
A shot from the back appears on the Titantron, showing Magnus being loaded into an ambulance, blood staining the front of his suit. Manzo is momentarily diverted by the footage, allowing Derf to make it back to his feet in the corner. Seeing Derf in the corner, Manzo charges towards the corner, looking to hit the M-10 on Derf, only for Derf to drop to the floor, Manzo crashing into the corner.
Copeland: And again, Manzo making mistakes with the injury to his mentor.
Cohen: But can Derf actually capitalise, knowing he was so close to being flattened.
Copeland: It looks like he's going to try.
As Manzo turns from the impact, Derf leaps from the turnbuckle, hitting the Sweet Shin Music, which fails to take the monster off his feet, but staggers him. Derf looks shocked that the move failed to take the big man down
Copeland: What the hell does anyone have to do to get the pin over Manzo.
Cohen: I think Derf's wondering the same thing.
He looks at the stunned Manzo for a second, before jumping off the 2nd rope, trying to pull Manzo over into the Deriffic.
Copeland: DERIFFIC, Derf going for the DERIFFIC.
Cohen: But again... he's simply too small to get the big man down. And I think he's going to pay for it.
Manzo staggers back, but fails to fall, Derf on his shoulder. He catches Derf by the arm and pulls him across his chest.
Copeland: You may be right partner... This is NOT the place Derf wants to be right now.
Cohen: MAY be right. MAY??? Are you blind Seabass? MANZO has caught Derf. When was the last time you saw anyone want to be in this position
Falling forward, Manzo's Fallout Slam drives Derf to the mat. Manzo sits up, looks down at Derf on the mat, and then out towards the back.
Copeland: Fallout Slam... folks, this is looking academic
Cohen: Looking? Do you actually mean to sound stupid? Well do you want to know what... he's not done yet
Gathering speed, Manzo bounces off the rope and lands across Derf's chest with the Hiroshima Bomb, sitting on his chest as the ref counts
Cohen: Whammy. I think Derf may be finished. 585 lbs crashing down on his chest
Copeland: I don't see him getting out of that. The ref's counting
1...
2...
3...
Copeland: This one is over. The Pride of Japan remains undefeated, even though he didn't look dominant
Ding Ding Ding
Harrys: Here is your winner... MANNNNNZZZOOO
Cohen: From the end of that match... I don't think it matters just how much offence he got in. The end result is the same. Manzo's run at the title looks unstoppable
Copeland: I can't help but wonder if you're right partner
Cohen: IF? Seriously Seabass, one of us said Derf had a shot at winning here. Yet Manzo advanced. Who was right
Copeland: We'll be right back folks
Commercial Break