WZCW All Stars 5 Sign-Up Sheet

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It's that crazy time of year again! WZCW is hosting our fifth annual All Stars ppv. Want to see a panda fight a superhero? A ventriloquist sucker punch an alien? It can happen. And this is the place where it does happen. If you're looking to read some silly shenanigans, All Stars is the event for you, my friend.

And if you want to BE a part of those shenanigans, this is the place to sign up for it. If you have an idea for a wrestler you'd like to try, post here. If you just want to see something wild with celebrities, cartoon characters, spatulas, etc- we accept those too! Please sign up so we can make this year's All Stars the craziest fucking thing you have ever seen that isn't on PopTV.




WZCW All-Stars Singles Application Template:

Real Name:

Gimmick Name:

Announced As:

Height:

Weight:

Hometown:

Billed From:

Alignment:

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first from ______________, weighing ________ pounds, (Insert superstar's name here)!

Appearance:

----------------Hair Colour/Length

----------------Eye Colour

----------------Facial Hair

----------------Ring attire

----------------Backstage Attire

----------------Physical Features

----------------Tattoos:

Sample Pic of Wrestler:

Main Gimmick:

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:

Brief Bio/History:

Entrance Music:

Entrance Description:

Fighting Style:

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche:

Finishing Moves (2 max):

Signature Moves (3 max):

12 Most Used Moves:


WZCW All-Stars Tag Team Application Template:

Name of Tag Team:

Name of Wrestler’s who are in the Tag Team:

Entrance Theme:

Entrance Description: Same rules apply nothing to flashy without staff approval

Combined Weight:

Tag Team Finisher (Maximum 2):

Tag Team combination moves (Minimum 2):

Regular move list (12 or so):
 
Name: Jared Fogle

Rep (name): Jared
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Gimmick: Former head of creative in WZCW, now works in Subway, used to be really really fat. There were rumours he was actually a woman originally but that turned out to be a lie. He is always late. Is currently in jail for, reasons.

Alignment: Heel now, due to prison reasons.

Wrestling Style: Big and heavy moves, because he used to be fat.
Entrance Music:

Entrance: Music starts playing and he comes strolling down carrying a basket. He pulls his massive jeans up out of the basket and the crowd pops. He also gives members of the crowd Subway sandwiches, not footlongs though he's not made of money!

Finisher: Falkonsault
 
We are also looking for writers for the event. If you are interested, speak to Spidey. Cheers.
 
Real Name: The open-bar Christmas party at the mid-sized marketing firm your girlfriend works for

Gimmick Name: The open-bar Christmas party at the mid-sized marketing firm your girlfriend works for

Announced As: The open-bar Christmas party at the mid-sized marketing firm your girlfriend works for

Billed From: A ballroom at the Marriot that we really overpaid for

Alignment: Leaning against a wall at a thirty degree angle and trying not to vomit

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first, from the Hilary Swank Ballroom at the Marriot in beautiful downtown Seattle, weighing a lean 8000-ish pounds including significant others, the open-bar Christmas party at the mid-sized marketing firm your girlfriend works for!

Sample Pic of Wrestler:

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Main Gimmick: You’ve only been together for about two months. And let’s be honest, she’s an embarrassing, sloppy weekend-drunk. This is going to be awful.

I could just shoot her a text and tell her I’m feeling under the weather. It’s not too late for that, is it?


2 Characteristics of Gimmick:

1) No, I’m not going to do a Jagerbomb with you and the rest of the accounting department. I don’t know you, I don’t work here, and Jagerbombs aren’t still a thing!

2) I love Jagerbombs!


Brief Bio/History: I hear that mid-way through the party last year, her married boss and his secretary skipped out of the party for about twenty minutes to fog up the windows in the parking lot. Seriously. Karen in HR totally saw them. Everybody knows.

Entrance Music:


Entrance Description: About ten minutes after the scheduled start time, the bulk of the party starts filtering out to the ring. A few stragglers don’t even show up until half-way through the match. Fucking loud-mouthed Karen in HR and her husband showed up half-way through the previous match. Ugh.

Fighting Style: A little too handsy. Especially when you’re alone in the corner.

Finishing Moves (2 max):

1) Look at your watch until she gets the hint.

2) Bob in IT is running around the lobby without his pants. Probably time for us to leave.
 
Name: ART Anderson

Announced As: Doctor Anderson

Weight: 424 Pounds

Height: 6 Foot 5 Inches

From: mART, Texas

Alignment: Heel

Clothing: Green plaid shirt, blue jeans, black boots, black cowboy hat (he wears all of this during matches as well)


Image Rep: John Hammond from Jurassic Park


Sample Pic:

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Gimmick: Evil art professor who has a class that meets at 8AM every single day of the year except Easter and Christmas, if you miss his class he will set out to sabotage your day somehow. Then taunt you saying "You should've gone to ART!" He also will yell the "ART" syllable anywhere it appears in a word. He would pronounce Wal-mart as "Wal-mART", for example. He has now signed up for WZCW to defeat all the heroes of his students that skipped his class. He loves to paint things plaid.


Entrance Theme: Dr Robotnik's Theme from Sonic 2

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Entrance Description:
Lots of heavyset men with white beards, black cowboy hats, and blue plaid shirts walk out in a single-file line on the entrance ramp. They form two even lines along the left and right edges of the ramp. They all begin pointing to random things and they continue pointing as the real Doctor Anderson walks down the ramp, also pointing at things randomly as he makes his way to the ring. He can heard saying "that's a form of ART.... and that's a form of ART...." then the clones all go backstage once ART has entered the ring.


Finisher: Final Exam (The Worm)

Finisher Sequence: He starts out exactly like Scotty 2 Hotty does in his, then yelling "YOU SHOULD'VE GONE TO ART CLASS!!!!" before hitting the finisher itself.

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Signatures:
Bear Hug
ART-K-O (Hits opponent with a Paint Can hidden under the ring, if ref is not looking)

10 Most Used Moves:
Clothesline
Headbutt
Lariat
Scoop Slam
Backbreaker
Powerslam
Bulldog
Spinebuster
Knife Edge Chop
Chokeslam
 
NAME: Detective Fred Corpsin -

NICKNAME: Detective Fred Corpsin

Announced as: Hailing from the Homicide Division in Miami Beach Florida, he currently weighs 190 pounds but that changes quite a bit, anyway...Detective Fred Corpsin!! Corpsin!

HEIGHT: 6’0

WEIGHT: 190 Pounds.

Alignment: FACE

Physical Description: Black hair, slowly decaying flesh, multiple colors

Backstage Attire: Black leather jacket, blue jeans, sunglasses

Ring Attire: Black Leather Jacket, Blue Jeans, Sunglasses.

Sample Pic of Wrestler:


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Music for Wrestler:

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Brief Bio : Fred Corpsin was hunting with his pals and was bit by a stray, hairless dog that looked experimented on. He is now slowly turning into a zombie. Fred works in the Homicide Division in Miami Florida, a city that has been hit with a rash of murders recently. The Brain Chewer Killer, The Head Collector, The Eater of Brains Killer, all these killers have yet to be caught, but Fred is hot on the trail. He’ll get those killers and be the hero of Miami, before he turns total Zombie.


Fighting Style : Slow moving, mostly taunts and grunts.

Entrance Walk : Fred makes his way to the ring, scanning the crowd and grunting. He has a slight limp as he drags one leg behind him. He climbs the turnbuckle to wave at the crowd but falls off and lands hard on the outside of the ring.

Finishing Move: Rotten Flesh Breath. (Fred breathes into opponents face, K.Oing them)

Finishing Move 2 - Brain chew. (Fred chews on opponents brain, effectively killing them in the process.)

Regular moves: Taunt: Two thumbs up Fonz Style. Taunt: Strut with two thumbs up, Fonz Style. Taunt: Yelling “Heeeey” Fonz Style. Taunt: Snapping fingers, causing opponent to sell invisible hit, Fonz style. Taunt: Zombie walk. Slow slap. Taunt: Playing Possum, really dead for a moment. Taunt: Impossible comeback after broken neck. Taunt: Setting self on fire to set up …slow slap.
 
Real Name: Batti MuthaFuggin' Otaku

Announced As: Batti Otaku

Height: 4'7

Weight: 115 lbs

From: Neo Japan

Alignment: Face

Sample Pic of Wrestler:
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Main Gimmick: Weeaboo Tumblr Trash.

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:

1. Caffeinated. She has an erratic and often crazed personality. Imagine a Tumblr Account as a person.

2. Goof Ball. She is very rarely serious. There are times she will want to be overtly friendly to her competition, doing such things as showing them her teddy bear or asking them for a Dance Off. Patty Cake is not out of the question.


Entrance Music: [YOUTUBE]s6cnM4RdP7k[/YOUTUBE]

Entrance Description: The ramp opens up and a platform is raised to reveal Batti Otaku. She stands proudly with her hands on her hips and a terrifying smirk on her lips. She gives the fans an exaggerated wink before rolling off of the platform and skipping to the ring. Batti gets in and climbs a turnbuckle. She spastically waves before hopping off.

Fighting Style: Emojitsu

Finishing Moves (2 max):

Emoji Clutch: Koji Clutch

GLOMP!: Diving Spear

Signature Moves (3 max):

Bakka Bomb: Spin Out Powerbomb

Kawaii Kick: Axe Kick

OMFG A BEARHUG: Bear Hug

12 Most Used Moves:

She doesn't have these. She's as green as gremlin shit.
 
Real Name: Steven Walker

Gimmick Name: ST.ALKER

Announced As: "The man you see digging through your trash" ST.ALKER

Height: 6foot2

Weight: 195 lbs

Hometown: Salem, OR

Billed From: Outside by your Trashcan

Alignment: Heel (that doesn't think he's a heel)

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first from Outside your trashcan weighing 195 pounds, "The man you see digging through your trash" ST.ALKER!

Appearance:

----------------Hair Colour/Length: Brown, Curly shoulder length hair

----------------Eye Colour: Brown

----------------Facial Hair: None

----------------Ring attire: Skintight Speedo

----------------Backstage Attire the same skintight Speedo with a half open silk bathrobe

----------------Physical Features: Tall & Skinny. Not what you would call muscular at all.

----------------Tattoos: None

Sample Pic of Wrestler: Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs
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Main Gimmick: A stalker trying to impress the women he loves (AKA his victims) by competing at All-Stars

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:
1) Your average crazy stalker
2) He actually thinks he's in love with the woman he's stalking and that she loves him.

Brief Bio/History: A guy who falls in love with every hot woman he sees but naturally they want nothing to do with him. This made him lose touch with reality to the point he thinks they're all madly in love with him and it's his job to choose one of them. To do this he goes through their trash because they all have restraining orders against him.

Entrance Music: They're Coming to Take me Away - Neuroticfish
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Entrance Description: He walks to the ring chatting up all the attractive women. When he gets to the ring he takes off his silk bathrobe and gives it to a ringside worker. If the ref is female he tries to sniff her hair.

Fighting Style: creepy stalkerstyle

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche:

Finishing Moves (2 max): I'm not doing anything officer (Youporn Plex)

Hey what did I do (Crossface Chickinwing)

Signature Moves (3 max):
1) Joey Ryan's Boob-Plex (German suplex while groping his opponents chest).

2) Death Valley Driver

12 Most Used Moves:

1) dropkick

2) clothesline

3) superkick

4) enzuguri

5) Uranage

6) Bronco Buster

7) suicide dive

8) Spear

9) 10 punches in the corner

10) Cross body from the top rope

11) roundhouse kick to opponents temple

12) Back breaker
 
Name

The Unbreakable Table


Sample Pic

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Height

30 inches tall, 72 inches long


Weight

70 pounds


Billed From

Backstage


Alignment

Hates Everyone Equally.


Intro

From backstage, weighing 70 pounds, The Unbreakable Table!


Main Gimmick

Unbreakble table. Cannot be broken under any circumstances. Many will try. All will fail.


Characteristics of Gimmick

Can be unfolded and refolded. Doesn't mind being thrown. Doesn't mind being used as a weapon because it's an unbreakable table designed to administer as much pain and suffering as possible.


Brief Bio/History

An ungimmicked table that someone left backstage at the All Stars 5 event as a practical joke. God help all those involved.


Entrance Music

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Entrance Description

Two backstage hands carry The Unbreakable Table down the ramp and slide it underneath the ring, where it lies, waiting for its victims.


Fighting Style

Absorbs punishment and sends it right back at its attacker.


Previous Injuries/Character Psyche

All it knows is how to inflict pain. It cannot be reasoned with. Because its a table.


Moves

Table is immune to wrestling moves. The trade off is that it can't move.
 
Real Name: Classified or some shit

Gimmick Name: El Genio Verde

Announced As: El Genio Verde

Height: 6'0

Weight: 190lbs

Hometown: Mexico City, Mexico

Billed From: His secret underground lair beneath the ruins of Chichen Itza

Alignment: Super Heel

Sample Pic of Wrestler:
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Main Gimmick: Evil Comic Book Genius Turned Spanish TV Star

2 Characteristics of Gimmick: Does evil shit for the lulz. Loves the color green.

Brief Bio/History: Undefeated at All-Stars. Currently presumed dead due to an incident at All-Stars 3 when he and Haven blew up The Colosseum.

Entrance Music: [YOUTUBE]OonF122MaVk[/YOUTUBE]

Entrance Description: Make something fun up

Fighting Style: Super heel tactics and flippy shit

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: Mentally unstable, but not in the way all those assholes who worship The Joker like to think

Finishing Moves (2 max): Discordia - Using C4 that his sidekick smuggled in, Genio blows himself off the top rope high into the air doing many twists(because twists and flips add extra damage in the wrestling world) before landing on his opponent

Signature Moves (3 max): Brain Drain(Triangle Choke) Green Missile(Diving dropkick) Plot Twist (Head scissor takedown into figure four headlock)

12 Most Used Moves: Flippy Shit
 
Real Name: God

Gimmick Name: "The Lord"

Announced As: "Our Lord Almighty", God

Height: Immeasurable

Weight: Incalculable

Hometown: Everywhere

Billed From: The Heavens Above

Alignment: The epitome of Good

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first from The Heavens Above, weighing an incalculable amount of pounds,"Our Lord Almighty", God!

Appearance:

----------------Hair Colour/Length As long as He desires

----------------Eye Colour Whichever color He chooses

----------------Facial Hair Bushy beard.

----------------Ring attire Whatever He feels

----------------Backstage Attire As He says

----------------Physical Features

----------------Tattoos: His Body is a Temple

Sample Pic of Wrestler:

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Main Gimmick: To deliver us from evil.

2 Characteristics of Gimmick: He created everything. He will show you the meaning of Free Will.

Brief Bio/History: Read the Bible

Entrance Music:

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Entrance Description:

An incomprehensible light illuminates the entire building as seeming angels prepare the aisle. No one can see the entrance, just hear the sounds of the drummer boy's song.

Fighting Style: He knows all.

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Real Name - No one ever lived after knowing his real name, simply to say, Unknown.

Gimmick Name - The Man! (Yes that exclamatory mark included)

Announced as - The Man who has accomplished everything, The Man! (Again, the exclamatory mark included. He'll hit his finisher on anyone if they forget to spell that exclamatory mark)

Height - 6'4

Weight - 269 pounds

Introducing first (Remember, he always should be introduced first) The Man who has accomplished everything, The Man!

Sample Picture

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Appearance - As in the Sample Picture

Main Gimmick - You know when you see who he is.

2 Characteristics of Gimmick -

1) He lives in a volcano that he created in North Korea and surrounds himself with landmines (which he uses to poke for fun) to stop him from destroying the rest of the world.

2) He'll go full metal jacket on all the ass if his age is been asked.

Brief Bio History -

As an infant he joined the military to serve his country. After that, till his teenage, he travelled to Digimon world to destroy all the evil bosses (all by himself of course) to restore peace. Briefly he worked as a bounty hunter for Lucifer (He's an militant atheist though) In 2006 he travelled to South Africa to stop the diamond smuggling. In that battle he sneezed after been hit with a Rocket Launcher, that created shockwave across the Indian Ocean, which led to a massive Tsunami. It destroyed half of Indonesia and southern part of Coastal India. With regret, he's been living in South Korea all alone ever since.

Entrance Music - Good bad ugly, theme.

Entrance description - He walks to the ring.

Fighting Style - Well, Mixed Martial Arts.

Finisher

Primary - Seismic Toss (Charizard style) He grabs the opponent in belly to belly position and leaps up and revolves around the moon thrice before dropping down. he does that move only when he's enraged

Secondary - He touches his opponent with his pinky.

Signature Moves

1) Deep Exhale

2) Intense Stare

3) Handshake
 
Real Name: SCOTT STEINER

Announced As: THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY

Height: THROUGH THE GLASS CEILING

Weight: HEAVY

From: A HIGHLY EDUCATED UNIVERSITY

Alignment: WHAT

Sample Pic of Wrestler:
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Main Gimmick: SCOTT STEINER

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. THAT MUST BE FOR BASEMENT NERDS AND FURRY PEOPLE.


Entrance Music: [YOUTUBE]JJYNaj005ws[/YOUTUBE]

Entrance Description: I WALK DOWN THE RING AND I GET IN. I BATHE IN THE HEAT AND KISS MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS MWAH MWAH I DONT GIVE A DAMN

Finishing Moves (2 max):

STEINER FLATLINER

STEINER SCREWDRIVER I'M TO BREAK YOUR FAT ASS

Signature Moves (3 max):

BELLY TO BELLY

I KISS MY BICEP THEN DROP AN ELBOW ON YOUR HEAD

PUSH UPS



12 Most Used Moves:

STEINER RECLINER

BELLY TO BELLY

PUMPHANDLE SLAM I GUESS

I KNOW TOO MANY MOVES

DOUBLE UNDERHOOK STUFF

I DONT NEED 12 MOVES WHEN I CAN BEAT YOU WITH ONE.

MY LEFT TITTY CAN KNOCK A GROWN MAN DOWN.
 
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Tag Team :

The Step Brothers

Brennan Duff and Dale Doback.

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Announced As : Ladies and gentlemen, Brennan Duff and Dale Doback .....The Steeeeeeeeeep Brooooothers!!

Gimmick : Brennan and Dale are two man child's still living with their parents, doing fun activities like Karatè, sleep walking and watching Shark Week.

Entrance Music......

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Tag Team Entrance: Both brothers come out singing the entrance theme. They try to be cool but it's not working very well. The hoes the video is referring to come afterwards way too late. Brennan stops singing to complain about the timing.

Tag Team special move : Prestige Worldwide, a double face slap from both brothers.

Tag Team Special Move : Touched the Drumset , Brennan rubs his nuts on opponents head while Dale uses Karate to kick opponent in the gut.

Tag team special move: WHAM! Both brothers throw elbows on opponent.

Tag Team special move: Multiple tag ins, to confuse opponent.


Brennan and Dale are unsure of the rules of tag team wrestling.
 
Real Name: Sandy Deserts

Gimmick Name: Brandi Converts

Announced As: "The Canman" Brandi Converts

Height: 5' 8''

Weight: 4.9 kegs

Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada

Billed From: Sambuca Família Church in Bacardilona, Spain.

Alegnment: Whiskey

Appearance:

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Gimmick: Pastor

Two Characteristics:
  • Always holding a drink in her hand. Always
  • Never lets go of the drink in her hand. Never
Brief Bio:

Brandi Converts is another one of Sandy Deserts' split personalities that has come to life, looking to preach the word of the Lord's alcohol, as it is his plan for all Christians to get crunk off his blood and get absolutely hammered. Brandi heard the Lord was popping by in person, and she wants to see if he's willing to sell some of the good stuff.

Entrance Music: "Shots" - LMFAO feat. Lil Jon

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Entrance Description:

Walks out to party, handing out mini-bottles of alcohol out to the audience. When she climbs the steps, she pulls out a wine glass (whilst still holding the other drink in her hand, somehow) that's filled to the brim with a nice bottle of Merlot. She fills her mouth with wine before spitting it high into the air, bathing herself in the wine. She climbs the turnbuckles and does the same, except she drenches the crowd in the front row instead.

Fighting Style: Brawler / Striker

Character Psyche: Somehow manages to fight with a drink in her hand the entire time, and no amount of spillage or consumption will ever empty the drink. It's a bottomless drink with a cold, dead grasp.

Finishing Move:

Last Call - Reverse Roundhouse Kick

Signature Moves:

Beer Battered - Series of open hand slaps, finished with a spinning backfist
Champagne Shower - Spits champagne at the opponent
Moonshiner - Springboard Moonsault

Moveset:

Kicks, punches, strikes, knees, slaps, axe handles etc.
 
Name: M.A.D. MK-Madden

Announced As: M.A.D. MK-Madden

Height: Radiation poisoning and coffee shrinkage have caused him to stand at roughly 0.8x a regular Mark Madden

Weight: 1 metric ton

From: The IWC

Alignment: Heel

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first from The IWC, weighing one metric ton, M.A.D. MK-Madden!

Sample Pic of Wrestler:
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Main Gimmick: Mad Mark Madden back with a vengeance. Now part robotic!

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:

-MAD

-Mark Madden

Brief Bio/History: After the events of the fabled coffee cup match at All Stars 3, many thought Mark had perished among the rubble... The truth, it seems, was that a far worse fate than death awaited Mark Madden... A fate which has angered him more than ever before and left his soul crying out for his vengeful wrath to fall upon those of the IWC...

Entrance Music: [YOUTUBE]?v=2FeNLu5kjIQ[/YOUTUBE]

Entrance Description: The floor on the stage separates in two as Madden rises up with his arms spread. Gleefully, he laughs at the chorus of boos raining down upon himself as he trots towards the ring. Jet boosters from his palms and the soles of his feet propel him up and over the ropes in a feat of pseudo athleticism no cruiserweight could ever hope to match. He lands with grace, flipping around the ring Neville/Ibushi/Ricochet style with the assistance of his jets until his music stops.

Fighting Style: Extremely elastic jet assisted high flier.

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: Very mad. Has various forms of physical and mental damage lingering from his war with coffee.

Finishing Moves (2 max):

"REAL Heel Heat!" - Double jet fire stomp to the groin.

"Book You Way Out of This One!" - Enziguri into Cross Armbreaker

Signature Moves (3 max):

"Flame Grilled Work Rate Combo w/Cheese" - 4 jet boosted John Cena tackles followed by a Frankensteiner

"Selfdestruct Sequence Initiated" - A highly choreographed gymnastic wrestling sequence that literally explodes twitter feeds of old style wrestlers who don't take kindly to him "exposing the business"

Moveset consists of an extremely large array of flipdidos, flame strikes, and jet assisted dives to the outside.
 
Real Name: Panda

Gimmick Name: Coco The Panda

Announced As: Coco The Panda

Height: 5'11"

Weight: 343 Pounds

Hometown: South China

Billed From: Heaven

Alignment: Apollo Crews-esque Face

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first from South China, weighing 343 pounds, Coco The Panda!

Appearance: As in the sample pic.

Sample Pic of Wrestler:
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Main Gimmick: A panda who loves to eat bamboo and also likes to wrestle.

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:

Brief Bio/History: A panda who can speak in all languages available in the world was born in South China. He has now applied for All Stars of WZCW.

Entrance Music: No

Entrance Description: Lights go out. Bells start ringing. CTP enter the ring while eating a bamboo.

Fighting Style: Powerful Brawler

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche:No injury. If anyone touches his bamboo, he starts getting violent.

Finishing Moves (2 max):

(i) Hunger Blow (Over The Shoulder Cutter)
(ii) Thirst Strike (Corner Slingshot Seated Senton)

Signature Moves (3 max):

(i) Garvin Stomp
(ii) Lou Thesz Press
(iii) Head on the stomach

12 Most Used Moves:
*. Back Elbow
*. Shoulder Claw Hold
*. Powerslam
*. Leg Drop
*. Raking opponent's back
*. Body Avalanche
*. Bronco Buster
*. Knee Drop
*. Bionic Elbow
*. Hip Attack
*. Shotei
*. BearHug
 
Real Name: Unknown

Gimmick Name: A baby with a shotgun

Announced As: A BABY!!! With a shotgun?

Height: 2'4"

Weight: 20 Pounds

Hometown: Unknown

Billed From: The crèche

Alignment: Adorable yet terrifying

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first from The Crèche? Awww a baby! With a shotgun?

Appearance: A baby with a shotgun

Sample Pic of Wrestler:

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Main Gimmick: A baby with a shotgun

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:
A baby

With a shotgun

Brief Bio/History: A baby with a shotgun

Entrance Music:

Entrance Description: The baby walks onto the ramp in a stroller before coming down the ramp laughing and shooting into the air. A stage hand comes and lifts the baby out of the stroller and into the ring.

Fighting Style: A baby with a shotgun.

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: I'm pretty sure you guys get where I'm going with this at this point. The baby is always laughing. No one knows if it's a boy or a girl.

Finishing Moves (2 max):

(i) the nappy (diaper) toss. Dirty nappy straight in the mouth.
(ii) murder. Shooting opponent in the head, point blank with a shotgun whilst laughing.

Signature Moves (3 max):

(i) Laughing
(ii) Rolling over
(iii) Throwing a tantrum

12 Most Used Moves
Drool
Snot
Poop
Roll
Sitting up
Falling over
Crying
Shooting
Laughing

All of those things in various combinations.
 
Real Name: Hector Jurgensen

Gimmick Name: Mr. Last Friday Night

Announced As: That effin' guy.

Height: 5ft 8

Weight: 173 pounds

Hometown: Basingstoke, England.

Billed From: Hazy jagerbomb-induced memories

Alignment: Utter cunt

Fill in the Blanks With Your Information:

Introducing first from the bar you don't remember being in. Weighing in at 173 pounds, he knows what you did last Friday. Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Last Friday Night!

Appearance:

Medium brown hair Hair - Colour/Length

Brown eyes - Eye Colour

Wiry brick red beard - Facial Hair

Topless, Skinny jeans, black shoes, - Ring attire

City-themed tanktop and red armband on right arm. The rest same as ring attire. - Backstage Attire

Creepy smile, eyes that follow you round the room, many partying/dancing related injuries - Physical Features

Pizza tattoo on right arm. YOLO tattoo on left arm. Dragon tattoo on back. - Tattoos:

Sample Pic of Wrestler:
Pizza.jpg


Main Gimmick: You got drunk a few Fridays and went out with work. You don't remember giving this guy your Facebook in the early hours of the morning but he does, and he remembers every embarrassing thing you did. He likes to remind you and even though you thought you made it obvious that you didn't want to talk to him, he keeps messaging you. Somehow he seems to know not only what you did on that night, but embarrassing things you've done on nights out for years. Pretty soon, it isn't just nights out.

He remembers that time you told your first crush in secondary school you liked her when you were alone and made it very awkward and you carried on trying to be friends but it was too awkward and you drifted apart and met some time and weren't sure whether to say hi or not, but you did and you're pretty sure you both regretted it. He remembers the drunk messages you sent. He remembers when you were in Biology and mistakenly said orgasm instead of organism when answering a question. You try to delete him off Facebook but it doesn't work. You give up and block him instead.

Well. You went out again after a tough week and lo and behold, he was there. What awaits is the most awkward couple of hours in Friday night/Saturday morning history. You don't want to live to see Saturday afternoon when he invites you to his cousins BBQ. You did agree to go. Or did you? He says you did. Of course you don't remember. It's plausible though but you say you forgot it was you Aunt's birthday. It's awkward again. It will always be awkward.

2 Characteristics of Gimmick: - The worst dress sense of any anything of all the times.

- Infinite knowledge of people's embarrassing moments and the willingness to divulge to the least appropriate audiences. Sexual history in front of parents, etc.

Brief Bio/History: It is unclear whether he was born of whether he slipped through the steady fissure in reality that was formed by teenage boys being caught *********ing by parents. He inhabits a realm where he can be found only when you least want to see him.

Entrance Music: [YOUTUBE]5hARDXYz2io[/YOUTUBE]

Entrance Description: He walks up to the stage, hands clasped above his head, shaking vigorously as if he's won a trophy. He walks down to the ring insisting on shaking the hands of everybody on the front row before stumbling awkwardly into the ring and standing there grinning inanely with his hands on his hips.

Fighting Style: Mostly slapping, Chinese burns and knuckle sandwiches coupled with accurate and historically-informed verbal abuse.

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: Ignorant of reality, believes all to be friends and near-constantly trying to start parties in his mother's one-bedroom house. Has cuts and scrapes from falling over/being pushed over on nights about the town.

Finishing Moves (2 max): (Being informed that you frequently act like a dick - B.I.T.Y.F.A.L.A.D) - Punt kick intended for the groin that usually lands on the knee or shin.

The intricate and detailed recant of a crippling emotional memory you'd long since forgotten about.

Signature Moves (3 max):

- Slap fight

- Run away screaming.

12 Most Used Moves:

- Wrist lock
- Wrist watch
- Hammer lock
- Hammer throw
- Dad dancing
- Getting on the podium
- Standing outside your house at night
- Cartwheel
- Cross body
- Shuffling
- Twerking
- 720 somersault Phoenix splash.
 
Real Name: Machiko Tomaru

Gimmick Name: Sukoshi Majo

Announced As: Daughter of the Old Ones

Height: 5' 1"

Weight: 120lbs

Hometown: Maebashi City

Billed From: Mouth of Madness

Alignment: Heel

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Introducing first from the Mouth of Madness, weighing 130 pounds, Sukoshi Majo!

Appearance:

----------------Hair Colour/Length: Black

----------------Eye Colour

----------------Facial Hair

----------------Ring attire: Skeleton Suit

----------------Backstage Attire: Skeleton Suit

----------------Physical Features

----------------Tattoos:

Sample Pic of Wrestler:

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Main Gimmick: Summoner of the Old Ones, Sister of Diabolos, Betrayer of Alhazred

2 Characteristics of Gimmick:

Some believe she controls the Old Ones, hates Alhazred

Brief Bio/History: Once the right hand of doom for Alhazred, she betrayed him to join with her brother Super Boss Nova and successfully stole the Power Glove. Diabolos, Alhazred, Super Boss Nova, and herself have not been seen or heard of for some time.

Entrance Music:

[YOUTUBE]TSKJ9C_QX18[/YOUTUBE]

Entrance Description: Complete blackness save for a red spotlight on the stage. She walks on stage holding a black cat. She pets it as she walks down the ramp. She places it on the apron, it jumps on top of the far turnbuckle and sits. She slides under the ropes and sits in the turnbuckle, the cat jumps in her lap and she pets it while waiting for her opponent (staring at opponent if already in ring)

Fighting Style: Precise Brawler

Previous Injuries/Character Psyche: No injuries, no care for anyone's well being

Finishing Moves (2 max):

Red Right Hand (Spinning Back Fist)

Soul Eater (Mandible Claw)



Signature Moves (3 max):

Frog Splash

CM Punk Corner Knee/Bulldog Combo

Triforce Combination (Gut Punch, Uppercut, Wind Up Punch)

12 Most Used Moves:

Sleeper

Fist Drop

Elbow Drop

Knife Chop to throat

Uppercut to throat

Mongolian Chop

Neckbreaker

DDT

Discus Elbow

Springboard Fist Drop

Spinning Wheel Kick

Running Headbutt
 
Name of Tag Team: The Tailed Ones

Name of Wrestlers Who Are In The Tag Team: Lucy The Bunny, Susie Bear, Ryan T. Bear

Entrance Theme: Marching On Together (Leeds Rhinos)

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Announced As: From Leeds, England, at a total combined weight of just under two pounds, Lucy the Bunny, Susie Bear and Ryan T. Bear, THE TAILED ONES!

Sample Pic:

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Main Gimmick: KB and Mrs. KB's babies who are trying their paws at wrestling so their papa will shut up about it already. Ryan is thrilled, Susie is going along because she has nothing better to do and Lucy has taken over because she thinks she's the only one capable of putting together a plan. They have to work very well together due to their lack of size, though Ryan will fight anyone anywhere.

Characteristics of Gimmick
: Ryan is the power of the group and tasks himself with taking care of his sisters. Lucy is the oldest and the speed of the team while believing she's the brains. Susie is the cute and innocent one and doesn't do a lot physically but is the smartest of them all. However she gets flustered easily and doesn't handle pressure well.

Brief Bio/History:

Lucy was found by her Papa in a box one day and was very thankful for being rescued after being stuck in there for so long. She decided she needed a Mama and upon seeing Mrs. KB, decided that she had found the one. She has since developed an obsession with Bugs Bunny and is also a very talented hopper. Also known to consume roughly 4,000 carrots a day minimum.

Susie is the middle child and has had a rough history. Due to her brother's obsession with protecting her (more on that in a second), she developed a horrible drug addiction and became a high level dealer in the bear black market. However this money eventually allowed her to fund their wrestling career. She kicked the habit and sobered up upon moving to America and is now about six months clean.

Ryan T. (The) Bear is the youngest and by far the most active. He is obsessed with protecting his sister due to his mother telling him that it was his responsibility to take care of her. This led to him never leaving her side, save for during Leeds Rhinos season when he spends all his time watching rugby (and potentially sneaking off to injure opposing players the night before games). He's also an avid fisherman and is terrified of clowns and sharks. Finally, he is also tasked with keeping giraffes as far away from his house as possible. No one is quite sure why.

Entrance Description:

Lucy, a British hopping champion, hops to the ring in less than five seconds. Susie, trying to keep up without dropping her lucky pillow, runs after her and stumbles to the ring while shouting “LUCY, LUCY WAIT FOR ME!” Ryan, on a constant lookout for giraffes, follows behind and picks up his sister Susie while threatening the ramp for possibly hurting her. Lucy covers her eyes with her ears in shame due to her slightly less intelligent siblings.

Fighting Style:

Lucy – Speed/high flying, uses her ears in place of her far shorter arms
Ryan – Power
Susie – A very low level striker who can only use kicks and headbutts as she won't let go of her pillow

Tag Team Finisher:

Hopping Mad: A running kick to the chest from Ryan to set up a Bunny Splash (Frog splash with Lucy's ears doing the same movements as Eddie Guerrero's arms).

All Together Now: A pillow (loaded) to the head from Susie, followed by a running seated senton from Ryan and a top rope double stomp from Lucy.

Signature Moves:

Lucy – Chokeslam using her ear
Susie – Flying headbutt (to a standing opponent)
Ryan – Powerbomb

12 Most Used Moves

Lucy:
Ear chop
Front dropkick
Neckbreaker using her ears
West Coast Hop
Various cradles using her ears to tie up limbs

Ryan:
Powerslam
Leg Lariat
Spinebuster
Punches
Running foot to the chest

Susie:
Headbutt
Splash using loaded pillow
 
Real Name: Monkey's dont have real names. It's a fucking monkey.

Gimmick Name: Needles

Announced As: "RUN ! IT'S THAT MONKEY WITH AIDS !"

Height: 2 feet high or so

Weight: Creepy bastard wont let us put him on the scale.

Hometown: Hollywood by way of some jungle.

Billed From: You could send a bill, but he won't pay.

Alignment: Heel


Sample Pic of Wrestler:
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Main Gimmick: He's got AIDS

2 Characteristics of Gimmick: Prone to angry outbursts & heroin naps.

Brief Bio/History: Another in a long line of former child animal stars, Needles fell on hard times when the offers stopped coming in & he turned to the bottle. From there it was all a blur of strippers, monkey puke and debt until he finally hit rock bottom. After picking up a nasty heroin habit & the nickname Needles, he contracted HIV from another unclean addict monkey. Ever since, the guy has just been a mess & has regressed to a violent primal state.

Entrance Music: Perfect Strangers is his favorite show
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Entrance Description: He just runs to the ring trying to bite people.

Fighting Style: He has perfected the art of biting and scratching.


Finishing Moves (2 max): The Monkey's Paw- basically just a mandible claw
Needle Buddies- he stabs you with his favorite unwashed needle.
 

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