WZ Fantasy Baseball

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Reasons I will win.
1. I have the best pitching staff in the game. I have the most K's, wins, holds, and WHIP, and am 2nd in ERA (by 0.04) and K/9 (by 0.2).
2. I have arguably the best pitcher in baseball this year in Justin Verlander.

You will feel the power of A-Rod and Chase Utley (as well as Eric Hosmer, Nick Markakis, Adam Jones, Andrew McCutchen, and Russel Martin). You will also grovel at the feet of the aforementioned Justin Verlander, as well as Cole Hamels, Zack Grienke, Ivan Nova, Johnny Cueto, Jose Valverde, K-Rod, and the amazing bullpen combo of Ryan Madsen/Antonio Bastard o.

And you're gonna miss out, because I have an ace in the hole for next week, but you'll be eliminated already before then. The phenom. The incomparable, The amazing.... STEPHEN FUCKING STRASBURG.

A-Rod should go back to playing illegal poker games.

 

[JGlass]

Sweet, just barely made it into the playoffs, & now I have to face JGlass again this week, after he just beat me 11-9 last week.

Grrrr, I was supposed to have a first round bye, but I guess I'll just have to do this the hard way.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I hope you saw the domination by my three starting pitchers last night who all picked up wins, Trooper.