WWE's 25 hottest bodies

[MisterRob]

You can see the list here:
http://www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lists/25-hottest-bodies-wwe-history


This list is obviously ridiculous. I can accept Trish Stratus as number 1, there's no doubt she has one of the hottest bodies of any Diva past or present. Hell, I can even accept John Cena in the top five, haters may hate but the guy is jacked and has a good, strong body. But what I can't accept is the Bella Twins anywhere on this list. They sure as hell shouldn't be anywhere near the top five, that completely discredits this entire article.

The fact that Rick Rude isn't in the top five (and he should be number 1 I'd say) is also ridiculous. They put bland looking, skinny twigs like Kelly Kelly on this list ahead of far better Divas, while also leaving out far hottest ones such as Sable, Miss Elizabeth, and Kaitlynn. Give me a break.

And clearly guys like Lex Luger and Ultimate Warrior should've been higher on the list. I don't care how he was as a wrestler, but the guy had an insane body. Then they leave off guys like Chris Masters, Superstar Billy Graham, and Davey Boy Smith, and HULK HOGAN.

I wish people doing these type of lists would at least be a bit less obvious in the biasism and politics that go into a lot of these choices.


Thoughts? Opinions?

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

You can see the list here:
http://www.wwe.com/classics/classic-lists/25-hottest-bodies-wwe-history


This list is obviously ridiculous. I can accept Trish Stratus as number 1, there's no doubt she has one of the hottest bodies of any Diva past or present. Hell, I can even accept John Cena in the top five, haters may hate but the guy is jacked and has a good, strong body. But what I can't accept is the Bella Twins anywhere on this list. They sure as hell shouldn't be anywhere near the top five, that completely discredits this entire article.

The fact that Rick Rude isn't in the top five (and he should be number 1 I'd say) is also ridiculous. They put bland looking, skinny twigs like Kelly Kelly on this list ahead of far better Divas, while also leaving out far hottest ones such as Sable, Miss Elizabeth, and Kaitlynn. Give me a break.

And clearly guys like Lex Luger and Ultimate Warrior should've been higher on the list. I don't care how he was as a wrestler, but the guy had an insane body. Then they leave off guys like Chris Masters, Superstar Billy Graham, and Davey Boy Smith, and HULK HOGAN.

I wish people doing these type of lists would at least be a bit less obvious in the biasism and politics that go into a lot of these choices.


Thoughts? Opinions?

What I've bolded is the reason complaining about articles like these is pointless. It's all a matter of opinion.

 

[Coco]

All I'm getting from this is that you want to bone Rick Rude.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Unless you mean you want to bone him in 2013. Then eww.

Man, I just used "bone" as a verb in 2013. Twice. I need a shower.

 

[BaconBits]

Getting a little butthurt over these WWE lists is just plain silly.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I'm scared to open that list.

 

[Coco]

I'm scared to open that list.

Afraid the Rick Rude picture might awaken something in you?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Rick Rude's body has always had me gawking.

It'd be a tad bit weird in 2013 as you said.

 

[hatehabsforever]

This "list" must be in totally random order. If not, having the Bellas higher on the list than Maryse, Torrie Wilson, Sunny (in her prime), Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle, Layla, and a few others? And I actually do think the twins are sexy and attractive but come on now, they're nowhere close to some of the others.

 

[Danger Burger]

This "list" must be in totally random order. If not, having the Bellas higher on the list than Maryse, Torrie Wilson, Sunny (in her prime), Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle, Layla, and a few others? And I actually do think the twins are sexy and attractive but come on now, they're nowhere close to some of the others.

I think what people are failing to concider here is that there are two of them. That is four breasts, with the benefit of two natural, and two fake. They appeal to both male demographics.

 

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

I've got a full on cobb right now after looking at Rick Rude.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

All we really want from life is a strong man to carry our shopping. Right, guys?

 

[The Butcher]

No Bertha Faye? WWE perpetuates an unrealistic standard of beauty!

 

[Danger Burger]

I wish my face was on Rick Rude's crotch.

 

[TLC]

What a bullshit list. Matt Hardy and Ric Flair should've been top 10 at least.

 

[BaconBits]

What a bullshit list. Matt Hardy and Ric Flair should've been top 10 at least.

Or Viscera. Dem titties was the best in wrasslin' history.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

All six of dem yeah!

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I think what people are failing to concider here is that there are two of them. That is four breasts, with the benefit of two natural, and two fake. They appeal to both male demographics.

Yeah, but even with both of them combined I'd still choose certain Divas besides them.

 

[i'm a cm punk girl]

Trish > Any Diva For Sure.

Guy's: Morrison All The Way For Me.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Let me know when WWE does a list that ISNT shit.


Ranked Triple H Vs Mick Foley as the number 25 rivalry of all time.

Ranked HULK GAWT DAMNED HOGAN as something like the number 16 wrestler of all time.

 

[Mac Attack]

This "list" must be in totally random order. If not, having the Bellas higher on the list than Maryse, Torrie Wilson, Sunny (in her prime), Kelly Kelly, Candice Michelle, Layla, and a few others? And I actually do think the twins are sexy and attractive but come on now, they're nowhere close to some of the others.

Unless you get a two for one package from them

Then you can add both scores up at once and they're beyond a 10.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Who did the Bellas sleep with to get that high of a- oh that's right.

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

How did they do a combined list - did they scout for bi people to remove bias?