WWE Smackdown is Coming to the Verizon Arena in Little Rock, Arkansas

[Razor]

And I'm not going. For one, because Nickelback is going to that same arena in a few weeks. Which means I have to wait for a period no shorter than 4 months and no longer than one year for the demons to evacuate and suck the souls out of yet another group of fans. Probably those Beiber freaks.

The real reason is that I don't have any money. Being a college kid in all, I'm flat broke. Even when I have legitimately nothing to spend my paycheck on, I'm somehow completely broke. I don't know how that works, but it does.

Also, I have about a week and a half's worth of work on my book left. Then it'll be all "public beta" form and ready for me to actually introduce to my editor and close friends. It'll be awesome.

Oh, and Starcraft II is coming out in a week and a half. I have an orgasm every time I think about it.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

You could always sell your self on the streets for extra money. thats what i do.

 

[latino World order]

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Maybe you can also switch to geico ?

 

[Razor]

Ah! Prostitution! I do that in Fayetteville all the time.

But, really, selling my body isn't worth seeing Swagga and Mysterio in a steel cage. Mysterio just isn't my favorite. At all. It's the weird masks. Swear.

 

[latino World order]

 

[Fuel The Fire]

OMG ITS THE X DIVISION THEY ARE TAKING OVER!

 

[Razor]

Mysterio would totally fuck up the X Division. Send him there, and give that title back to the Swagga.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

You maybe on to something razor. Mysterio really could help out tna in that section.

 

[Razor]

I'm telling you. Mysterio as X Division Champ for August 2010. Swagga for WHC all of 2011.

 

[klunderbunker]

Going to see Nickelback for the second time in 18 months in October. Awesome.

 

[Razor]

You...have fun with with that KB.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

Nickelback did tell a cool joke when i went to their concert.
what does a 9 volt battery and a ****e's ass hold have in common?

Its something that you shouldn't lick but you always try it once lol

 

[latino World order]

 

[Razor]

No Nickelback, I don't try to lick the assholes of ****es. They could have all kinds of diseases.

That's a very wild assumption. Insulting even.

 

[klunderbunker]

People take their criticisms of Nickelback FAR too seriously. They have a song called Something in Your Mouth. They're not the second coming of the Beatles or anything. They have catchy songs that get stuck in your head. Why is that such a horrible thing?

 

[Razor]

Oh Nickelback. What a fickle creature.

 

[klunderbunker]

I went to see them last February. GREAT time.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

People should be able to write in or something on what kind of Dark Main Event they'd like to see when SD or RAW comes to their town.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Carefull, Lee's gonna move this.