WWE-Rebirth

[TSG]

WWE.com- WWE Chairman Vince McMahon has announced that tonight there will be the biggest announcment in WWE history. He says this annoucement will change the WWE as we know it. So make sure to tune into RAW tonight at 9/8 Central on the USA Network.

 

[TSG]

Monday Night RAW: June 8, 2009
Without a video package to open the show we head sraight to the ring where Vince is standing. Every WWE employee that appears on television stand around the ring and up the ramp.

Vince: Okay, so here's the deal. Overall, the WWE product has become lackluster. We hear it all the time. So now, we're gonna shake things up a little bit. We're going to have some firings, some hirings, a big draft, and all the titles are going to be vacated. So, without further ado, let me make the first big change: Vickie Guerrero, YOU'RE FFIIRREEDD!!!

The camera pans to Vickie, who looks distraught and starts weeping, as security comes to escort her out of the building. The crow starts to chant "Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye."

Vince: So, of course, now there is need for a new General Manager for RAW. So, please welcome back to the WWE, the former GM of RAW, Mr. Eric Bischoff!

"I'M BACK! AND BETTER THAN EVER!" As the infamous music play, Bischoff walks down the ramp, as superstars clear the way, in pure disbelief. Eric shakes hands with Vince and exits the ring, standing with superstars beside the ring.

Vince: Now, Tiffany, let me just announce you are no longer going to be General Manager of ECW. Instead, you will just wrestle on that show. But I am leaving complete and total charge of ECW to the most extreme person I can think of, my son, Shane McMahon!

Shane's music hits and walks to the ring. He grabs the microphone.

Shane: let me just say one thing: ECW will once again be Extreme! Tune into tomorrow night if you want to find out exactly what I mean!

Vince: Okay, now let's get to the drafting part of the show. Each show'll get seven picks. Now each of you may draw a name.

A big lottery type machine is bought out in front of the three GM's, who are now sitting beside each other. They each stand up one by one a make a pick.

Bischoff: Ladies and Gentlemen, Edge is coming to Monday Night Raw!

Long: Well Holla Holla, John Cena is coming to join us on Friday Nights!

Shane: ECW has just accquired...Chris Jericho!

---------------------------------Commercial---------------------------------------

Match 1: Goldust vs. Charlie Hass
End of the Match- Hass hits a suplex and goes for the cover but only gets a two count. Frustrated, he picks Goldust up and whips him into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but misses and Goldust hits a clothesline of his own. He then picks Hass up, hits a powerslam, and climbs the top rope. He hits the newest move in his set, a flying elbow, and goes for the pin. 1...2...3!

Winner at 8:38 seconds, Goldust!

Michael Cole: Well, it's time for the next picks in the draft!

Each GM draws a name once more.

Bischoff: The Great Khali is comin' to RAW!

Long: Jack Swagger, it's time to c'mon over playa!

Shane: Goldust, welcome to the land of the extreme!

---------------------------Commercial------------------------------------------------

Match 2: Kane vs. David Hart Smith
Quick 3 minute squash match. Kane wins with a flying clothesline a chokeslam.

Maria backstage with Tommy Dreamer.

Maria: Well Tommy, you won last night at Extreme Rules, gaining the ECW Title. But now that all the titles are vacant, you can no longer claim to be champ. How does that make you feel.

Dreamer: Well, Maria, I don't feel good about it, but I hope to win it back tonight. See, Shane McMahon just told me that I will be in an Extreme Rules match tonight against a surprise opponett, and the winner will be crowned ECW Champion.

Maria: Well, good luck in that match.

Dreamer: Thanks.

The camera pans to the 3 GM's ready to make two more pics.

Bischoff: Well, Well, It looks like RAW just got a little bit bigger. Welcome to RAW Mike Knox and Mark Henry!

Long: Well, playa, this is pretty cool. Tiffany and Santino Marella!

Shane: Welcome ECW's newest superstar, and newest vixen, Melina and Festus!

------------------------Commercial-------------------------------------------------------

Back from commercial, The Miz is in the ring.

The Miz: Now that John Cena is on Smackdown, I am about to address another certain man. His name, is Shawn Michaels. Now Shawn, since John is gone, you are my next target. Now I know that people are saying that you are "injured", but I'm sure that now that I'm personally calling you out, you will be able to come out here and take me on in a match.

The camera pans to the aisleway, where there is no HBK to be seen.

Miz: exactly what I thought. Shawn is afraid to come out here. And you know why. Because I'm out here. Actually, he's just like all of you. He's intimidated by me. Like all of you are. And he should be. I mean, I'm a chick magnet. I am a former reality television star. I am undefeated against John Cena. I'm just me. You can't beat me, because I'm The Miz, and I'm Awesome!

With that, he leaves the ring, to merciless boos.

Backstage it shows Bischoff taking a look at his office. Randy Orton walks in.'

Bischoff: Well, hello Randy. Nice to see you again.

Randy: Nice to see you again too Eric. Anyway, I'm going to cut right to the chase. Since all the titles are vacated, and we both know Batista is injured, and I'm sure you'll agree with me that I'm the most reasonable choice to be the next champi-

Bischoff: Ahahaha, Randy, don't worry about that, we'll take care of that at The Great American Bash. And don't worry, you'll be a part of it.

Randy: Well thank you Eric, and let me say I am pleased to be working for you.

Bischoff: Well thank you for that Randy, but I must be going to get ready for the next pick, so I'll see you later.

--------------------------commercial-----------------------------------

Match 3: The Colons vs. Legacy
End of match- DiBiase goes for a powerslam but Primo slips out of it and hits a DDT. He goes for the pin but Rhodes breaks it up. Carlito comes in and take Rhodes over the top, fighting outside of the ring. But this distracts Primo just long enough for DiBiase to roll him up. 1...2...3!

Winners at 15:02, Legacy!

Time for the fifth pick.

Eric: Alicia Fox, welcome to RAW!

Long: DJ Gabriel is coming to Smackdown!

Shane: Jamie Noble is coming to ECW!

--------------------------commercial------------------------------------
A video package from Extreme Rules is shown.

Time for pick number six.

Eric: Jimmy Wang Yang, you're now on Monday Nights!

Long: Well Christain is now on the Smackdown Roster!

Shane: John Morrison, welcome to ECW!

Tommy Dreamer makes his way to the ring. He awaits his surprise opponent. Suddenly the lights go out. A familiar music hit followed bu a pyro blast and the infamous shout: ONE OF A KIND! RVD makes his way to the ring to join the ECW brand and hopefully win the title.

Match 4: RVD vs. Tommey Dreamer-Extreme Rules for the ECW Title
End of the match- RVD lays Dreamer out on a table and climbs a ladder. he goes for the 5-Star Frog Splash but Dreamer rolls off the table, letting RVD fall through it. He then picks him up and hits a DDT on a trash can. 1...2...3!

Winner, at 23:11, and NEW ECW Champion, Tommy Dreamer!

Dreamer then helps RVD up and shakes hands with him, in a show of respect. As they leave the ring the GM's meet in the ring for the final pick. They go in reverse order for the final pick, letting the flagship show have the last pick.

Shane: Now joining ECW...The Big Red Monster, Kane!

Long: Welcome to Smackdown, Batista!

Bischoff: He might be out right now, but when he comes back, The Undertaker is coming to RAW!

Long and Shane leave the ring and just as Bischoff is about to exit the lights go out. When they come back on, Bischoff is laying layed out in the middle of the ring, as the show ends.

 

[TSG]

Here is the roster after the draft:

RAW-
Big Show
Carlito
Cody Rhodes
The Great Khali
Jimmy Wang Yang
Jim Duggan
Edge
Kofi Kingston
Matt *Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha
MVP
Primo
Randy *Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha
HBK
Ted Dibiase
The Brian Kendrick
The Miz
Make Henry
Mike Knox
HHH
William Regal
The *Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha-injured
Alicia Fox
The Bella Twins
Mickie James
Rosa Mendez
Maryse
Kelly Kelly
Jillian Hall
Beth Phoenix
Hornswoggle
Lillain Garcia
Jerry Lawler
Michael Cole
Eric Bischoff

Tag Teams:
The Colons
The Legacy


Smackdown:
C.M. Punk
Curt Hawkins
Dolph Ziggler
John Cena
*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha *Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha
Jesse
Christain
JTG
Shad
Batista-injured
Kung Fu Naki
*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha Marella
Rey Mysterio
Ricky Ortiz
R-Truth
Shelton Benjamin
Jack Swagger
DJ Gabriel
Candice Michelle
Eve
Gail Kim
Layla
Maria
Tifanny
Michelle McCool
Jim Ross
Tood Grisham
Justin Roberts
Teddy Long

Tag Teams:
Cryme Tyme
WGTT

ECW:
Chris Jericho
David *Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha Smith
Jamie Noble
Evan Bourne
Ezekial Jackson
Finlay
Goldust
Festus
John Morrison
Kane
Paul Burchill
Rob Van Dam
Tommy Dreamer
Tyson Kidd
Vladimir Kozlov
Zack Ryder
Gregory Helms (now active wrestler)
Katie Lee Burchill
Natalya
Melina
Josh Matthews
Matt Striker
Tony Atlas-manager
Tony Chimel
Shane *Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha

Tag Teams:
*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha Dynasty
The Oddities-Melina, Festus, Goldust

All Three Brands: The Coach-Backstage Announcer

 

[TSG]

June 9th, 2008.

Don't Question My Heart plays with the opening video package.

Josh Matthews: WELCOME, TO ECW! We have one promise-filled show tonight. Isn't that right, Matt.

Matt Striker: Yes we do, Josh, yes we do. Let's send it to the ring where our brand new General Manager, Shane McMahon, is standing in the ring.

Shane: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the land of extreme. I have a couple of announcements. First off, I'd like to announce that ECW will be moving to a 90 minute time slot starting next Tuesday, and our start time will be 9:30. Next I'd like to make an announcement regarding the ECW Championship match at The Great American Bash. We are going to have a championship chase. We will start next week with a Trple Threat Match between the three newest members of our roster, but our three biggest stars, behind our champ of course, Kane, Chris Jericho, and Rob Van Dam. Then after that, on the final show before The Bash, the two who don't get pinned in the triple threat will wrestle. And the winner will take on Tommy Dreamer in an Extreme Rules match for the title at The Bash. And to tp it off, the triple threat match will be a double tables match, where someone has to go through two tables in one match to lose, and the singles match the week before the Bash will be a stretcher match! But tonight, we have a full card. We have the New Oddities, Goldust and Festus, with there partner Melina, taking on the Hart Dynasty in a 6 person intergender tag team match. Evan Bourne will also be in action, wrestling Zack Ryder, and in our main event, Tommy Dreamer and RVD will wrestle against Kane and Chris Jericho!

-------------------------------commercial--------------------------------------------

Match 1: The New Odditites and Melina vs. The Hart Dynasty- 6 person intergender tag match.
The bell rings and Festus goes crazy he attacks Tyson Kidd and tosses his out of the ring. He then goes torwards Smith. Smith tries a clothesline but misses and gets knocked over with a big boot. He then goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop, followed by a pin. 1...2 kick out. He then picks Smith up and whips him off the ropes, connecting with a clothesline. He then tags in Goldust. Dust picks up Smith and hits a kick to the gut, followed by a whip off the ropes and a dropkick. He goes for the pin. 1...2. kick out. He whips Smith into the corner. Kidd taps his shoulder and hops into the ring. Goldust goes for punch but gets beat to it by Kidd. Tyson then follows up with dropkick. Cover. 1...2 kick out. Kidd then picks Goldust up and hits a neckbreaker.He then kicks Kidd in the stomach. He then taunts to the crowd and to Festus. Festus tries to jump in the ring but the referee restrains him, allowing Kidd and Smith to hit a double suplex on Goldust. When the ref turns Kidd tags in Smith. Smith whips Dust off the ropes and hits a forcefull big boot. He goes for the pin. 1...2.. kick out. Hart then locks in a headlock. He keeps it in for about 30-45 seconds before Goldust starts to fight back. He makes it to his feet and whips Smith into the ropes and hits a punch, but Smith is still standing. he connects with two more punches and she bounces off the ropes and hits a shoulder block. He then crawls his way to the corner to tag in Festus. Festus goes on a rampage and starts taking out both Kidd and Smith. He tosses Kidd out of the ring and shows super strength by powerslaming Smith he goes for the cover. 1...2.. broken up by Natalya. Natalya slaps Festus. Melina then intercepts Natalya and starts punching her, followed by a snap suplex. She then clotheslines her out of the ring, followed by a DDT on the outside. Kidd gets back in the ring, but Goldust is there to pick him off with The Final Cut. Festus hits a sitout gutbuster drop on Hart Smith and goes for the cover. 1...2...3!

Winners at 8:45, The New Oddities and Melina!


-----------------------commercial--------------------------------------------------------------

Backstage: The Coach has made his return to WWE and is standing backstage with John Morrison.

Coach: Well John, you were drafted to ECW last night, so what're your plans now that you are here.

Morrison: Well, Coach, my plans are simple. Since I am not being included in the title hunt, or surprisingly not even ECW, I will make myself known, like I did my first time on ECW. You see, because there are things that are known, and there are things unknown, and in between, there is me: John Morrison. The Shaman of Sexy, The Tuesday Night Delight, and wether you, or anyone else, likes it or not, I will break on through to the other side, and become champion soon enough.

Coach: Well, John I'd like to than-

Tommy Dreamer walks up.

Dreamer: John before you break on through to anything, you're gonna have to get past me first. So I'd like to challenge you to a non-title match next week on ECW, under Extreme Rules!

Morrison: I accept.

Dreamer: Well, John, you may be the Tuesday Night Delight, but I'm The Innovator of Violence, and if I have anything to do with it, you and your cocky self are gonna return to the Palace of Wisdom needing an extreme makeover, thanks to the Extreme Champion.

Both men walk away, leaving Coach alone.

----------------------------commercial--------------------------------------------------

Match 2: Zack Ryder vs. Evan Bourne
The match starts with the two men locking up. Bourne twists Ryder's arm. He gets a knee in Ryder's back, then shoves him off into the ropes face first, followed by a dropkick to the back. Ryder staggers and falls down. Bourne picks Ryder up and hits a belly-to-belly suplex, hooking the leg in the process. 1...2 kick out. He then picks Ryder up and Ryder hits a kick to the gut, followed by whipping him into the ropes followed by a running cothesline into the corner. He then turns to taunt followed by a neckbreaker. Pin. 1..2.. kick out. Ryder goes for a punch but misses, allowing some room for Bourne. Bourne lands many strikes on Ryder, followed by an enziguri kick. He whips him off the ropes and hits a flying crossbody. He then hits a Tornado DDT. He climbs to the top rope. At the top he acknowledges the crowd with a look and a fist pump. he then hits a picture perfect shooting star press. Cover. 1...2...3!

Winner at 5:00, Evan Bourne!

Out of nowhere, as Bourne is celebrating, John Morrison attacks Bourne. He hits him across the back of the head, then hits a Moonlight Drive. He goes out of the ring and slides a table in the ring, then picks up a chair. He takes the chair and slams it full force into Bourne's head. He then sets up the table and puts Bourne on it. He climbs to the top rope with the chair, and proceeds to hit an elbow drop with the chair on Bourne through the table. Ain't No Make Believe hits as he walks away.

-----------------------commercial----------------------------------------------------------

Backstage Shane McMahon catches up with Morrison.

Shane: What the hell do you think you're doing. You can't attack people like that.

Morrison: I can do whatever I want.

Morrison then walks away before Shane can say anything.

Match 3: RVD and Tommy Dreamer vs. Kane and Chris Jericho
RVD and Kane start the match. RVD gets the advantage, hitting repeated kicks to the chest of Kane. Kane falls into the ropes, and RVD hits a flurry of punches. He then whips Kane across the ring and hits an elbow, but it has seemingly no effect and Kane hits an uppercut. Kane then picks us RVD and throws him across the ring. RVD picks himself up in his turnbuckle and tags in Dreamer. Kane attacks Dreamer on his way in and sets him up against the turnbuckle. He backs up to his turnbuckle, preparing to ram into Dreamer, but Jericho tags himself in, slapping Kane's back. Kane and Jericho then have a staredown, leaving time for Dreamer to regroup and attack both. kane falls and rolls out of the ring, and Dreamer then whips Jericho into the ropes. Jericho comes back with a knee to the face, and throws Dreamer out of the ring. As Dreamer lays on the outside Jericho taunts. Kane gets up ready to attack Dreamer, but RVD comes to the rescue. As Dreamer pulls himself up with the brawling Kane and RVD, Jericho hits a crossbody from the top rope, taking the other three plus himself out. The crowd is chanting "that was awesome" over and over. The ref starts his count. 1,2,3.....9.. and Jericho and Dreamer both make back into the ring at the same time. They stand up and start slugging it out. Dreamer suddenly lands to punches in a row. With an advantage he whips Jericho into the ropes and hits a neckbreaker. 1...2. kick out. He then picks Jericho up but out of nowhere Jericho hits a snap suplex and quickly locks in the Walls of Jericho. But they're too close to the ropes and Dreamer fastly gets his hand on the ropes to break the hold. 1,2,3,4 and Jericho breaks the hold. The ref forces him back to his corner where Kane slaps him on the back to tag himself back in. Jericho is upset but reluctantly steps out of the ring. Dreamer gets up and goes for a clothesline but gets hit with an uppercut, followed by a sidewalk slam. He then picks Dreamer up and whips him in to the ropes and hits a big boot. He climbs to the top and hits a flying clothesline. Kane signals for the end of the match and locks his hand around Dreamer. RVD, looking to save his partner, jumps in the ring but gets caught by Kane's other hand. He throws RVD over the top and hits the chokeslam on Dreamer. As the crowd boos the ref counts the 1, 2, 3.

Your winners, at 11:31, Kane and Chris Jericho!

The referee tries to raise Kane's hand but he shoves him aside. He raises his hand to do his fire promo but out of nowhere Jericho attempts a Codebreaker. Kane catches him and throws him into the ropes and then connects with a chokeslam. Kane raises his hands in the air and brings them down with his fire promo, and red light floods the arena. This is the final picture as ECW goes off the air.

 

[TSG]

www.wrestlezone.com.

June 10th, 2009

Former TNA Star Signs With WWE, New talent to be signed soon.

Body: It's being reported that TNA star Chris Gray, who wrestled under the name Cody Deaner, was recently released, and he made his WWE debut in the developmental territory FCW today, under the same gimmick with his name changed to "The Muscle Shoals Shooter" Chris Deaner.

It is rumored that WWE is looking into signing more talent soon, possibly even former stars. As far as we know so far, this is simply a rumor, and we'll have to wait and see what happens.

 

[TSG]

www.wrestlezone.com

June 10th, 2009

WZ wants your feedback, Big ME on Superstars.

Wrestlezone.com asks for your feedback after the big announcement on RAW, and WWE's past two shows, RAW and ECW, after the announcement.

Announced on WWE.com this morning, John Morrison will battle Evan Bourne on the Main Event on WWE Superstars Thursday. This match was made in response to Morrison's attack on Bourne Tuesday on ECW.

 

[Christian Battlez]

www.wrestlezone.com

June 10th, 2009

WZ wants your feedback, Big ME on Superstars.

Wrestlezone.com asks for your feedback after the big announcement on RAW, and WWE's past two shows, RAW and ECW, after the announcement.

Announced on WWE.com this morning, John Morrison will battle Evan Bourne on the Main Event on WWE Superstars Thursday. This match was made in response to Morrison's attack on Bourne Tuesday on ECW.

Have you considered formatting your shows? Adding a bit of color or spreading your paragraphs out more,using bolds and italics. All of these things make your product more presentable and easier to read. Check out Will's BT in the SVR 2009 thread. Its about as good as it gets as far as formatting goes IMO.

 

[TSG]

Yes Battlez I have been considering, which as a matter of fact was going to be my next announcment, but since you already have brought it up, let me announce that I am expecting to, starting with Superstars, which should be up soon, I will either use color, qoutes, or both when I post my shows, so everyone can read it easier.

 

[TSG]

www.wrestlezone.com

June 11th, 2009

WWE Releases Superstars

This just in from WWE.com:

WWE would like to officially announce that they have come to terms with the releases of Chavo *Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha*Ha, Sim Snuka, Charlie Hass. We wish them the best in future endeavours.

 

[TSG]

June 11th, 2009.

The video package plays and a pyrotechnic sequence welcomes everyone to WWE Superstars

J.R.: And welcome, everyone to WWE Superstars! I'm Jim Ross along side Todd Grisham!

Todd: Yes, J.R., and we have one heckuva show for you all tonight! So let's get it underway.

Get On Your Knees hits as Jack Swagger makes his way down to the ring. He waits for his opponet. Thunderstruck by AC/DC plays and an unknown face makes his way down to the ring. He asks for the microphone.

Wrestler: Let me just say that I am CK3. I am Smackdown's newest accquisition, and Jack Swagger, I am your opponet tonight.

With that CK3 drops the microphone ond bounces off the ropes, hitting a suicide dive on Swagger, who is standing on the outside. CK3 picks Swagger up, grabs him in a headlock and drops him to the ground in a sitout maneuver. He rolls Swagger into the ring.

Match 1: CK3 vs. Jack Swagger

The bell rings. CK3 picks Swagger up and hits a bac*Ha*Hareaker. 1...2 kick out. CK3 grabs Swaggers arm and locks in an armlock. Swagger fights out of it and kicks CK3 in the stomach. Swagger goes for a clothesline and connects. He picks CK3 up and hits a powerslam. Swagger bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow. Cover. 1...2. kick out. Swagger gets up and slams CK3 up against the turnbuckle. He hits an elbow to the jaw of CK3. He whips CK3 into the other turnbuckle and follows with a clothesline. He puts CK3 into an abdominal stretch. He keeps it locked in for about a minute before he breaks it. CK3 falls to the mat when released from it. Swagger picks him up and goes for a punch, but CK3 ducks and and kicks him in the gut. He bounces off the ropes and hits a running nec*Ha*Hareaker. He hops up and hits a dropkick to the face. He whips Swagger into the ropes and hits a polish hammer. He goes for an enziguri but misses, and Swagger clotheslines him and goes for a gutwrench powerbomb, but CK3 slips out of it and hits a tornado DDT. He picks him up and hits a front flip piledriver. He then locks in a sleeper hold and Swagger taps out.

Winner, at 11:20, CK3!

-------------------------commercial-------------------------------------------

Back from commercial, we're backstage with The Coach and Evan Bourne.

Coach: Well Evan, you have a match tonight with the self-proclaimed Tuesday Night Delight, Jim Morrison. What are your plans for that match?

Bourne: Well Coach, my plans for that match are to go out there, put Morrison down, and pin him 1,2,3. See, just like John himself stated Tuesday, I'm also wanting to become ECW Champion, and I'll do anything, and go through anybody, to get there.

Coach: Well Evan, I can see your very dedicated, but you have alot of competition, including Kane, Chris Jericho, RVD, and John Morrison himself.

Bourne: Well, Coach, I realize that, but I want the title bad. And tonight, I'm beginning my bid for the title by defeating John Morrison.

Coach: Well, good luck, and thank you for your time.

------------------commercial----------------------------------------------------

As we return, Sim Snuka is waiting in the ring. William Regal's music hits and he makes his way down to the ring.

Match 2: Sim Snuka vs. William Regal
Regal and Snuka lock up. Regal whips Snuka into the ropes and hits an elbow to the face. Snuka falls down. He picks Snuka up and hits a kick to the gut. He connects with a knee to the face. He chops him in the chest. He then picks him up and drops him down for a brainbuster. He taunts to the crowd. As Snuka gets to his knees, Regal hits a violent kick to the head. 1...2...3!

You winner, at 2:35 seconds, William Regal!

We go backstage Gail Kim is talking on a cell phone. She loooks up as someone enters the room. The camera pans over to show it's Michelle McCool.

Gail: (talking on the phone) Uhh, yeah, excuse me, I'll call you back, I have some company.

She hangs up the phone.

Gail: Now what do you want?

Michelle: Now listen, I'm sure that you have you sights set on becoming Women's Champion, but let me just set this straight for you right now. I am the best diva in the WWE, and I will become champion once again. And, haha, trust me Gail, you have no chance of EVER becoming champion while I'm in the WWE, so you mightas well just split, just like you split your legs, you filthy little ****.

Gail slaps Michelle, and Michelle slaps back. A full-out catfight erupts and security rushes in to seperate them.
-------------------------------------commercial---------------------------------------------

Ain't No Make Believe hits and John Morrison makes his way too the ring. Next Evean Bourne makes his intro. Main Event Time.

Match 3: John Morrison vs. Evan Bourne
The match starts with a lock up. Morrison gains the upper hand and locks in an armbar. He twists the arm some more and performs an armdrag while holding the armbar on. He then whips Bourne into the ropes and hits a double chop to the chest, followed by bouncing off the ropes and hitting a leg drop. 1...2 kick out. Morrison picks Bourne up and attempts an irish whip into the turnbuckle, but it's reversed. Bourne then hits a spinning wheel kick on Morrison. He then hits a rolling thunder summersault senton, followed by a cover. 1...2. kick out. He picks Morrison up and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a clothesline but misses, and Morrison hits a double-knee gutbuster. He goes for the pin. 1..2.. kick out. He then picks Bourne up and hits an uppercut. He chops him across the chest, and Bourne falls into the ropes. Morrison clotheslines him out of the ring. he turns and taunts to the crowd, but Bourne lands on his feet and drags Morrison out of the ring. He stuns Morrison with a flurry of punches, and then hops in the ring and hits a crossbody block over the top onto Morrison. He picks up Morrison and rolls him in the ring. He gets him in a setting position and tries for a dropkick, but Morrison rolls out of the way. Morrison then picks Bourne up and locks in a full nelson. He then hits a sitout full nelson atomic drop. Cover. 1...2.. and kick out on 2 and three quarters. Morrison picks Bourne up and hits a suplex. Cover again. 1...2.. kick out. Morrison looks frustrated. He takes Bourne and sits him in the corner. He starts stomping away. The referee has to pull him off. Morrison shoves the referre, and gets a stern warning. He then turns back to Bourne and picks him up and hits a spinning STO. He then climbs to the top rope, taunting the crowd. Taking his time, he launches off the top with a flying elbow drop. But Bourne rolls out of the way. Both men are lying down in the ring. 1.........2.........3.........4.........5.........6.........7.........8.........9... and the men make it to their feet. Morrison runs at Bourne, looking for a lariat, but misses and turns around into a enziguri kick. Bourne climbs to the top and with a fist pump, hits a picture perfect shooting star press. Cover. 1...2...3!

Your winner, at 13:39, Evan Bourne!

As the show goes off the air, Bourne is still celebrating.