Matches featured
Sabu vs Snitksy
Melina vs Mickie James
Ken Kennedy vs William Regal
Brock Lesnar vs Chavo Guererro
Shawn Michaels vs The Great Khali
Kurt Angle & Batista vs Edge & Randy Orton
After the opening video the show opens with the camera scanning threw out the sold out arena as In the air tongith continues to play. The people are on their feet as the show opening fireworks go off. The camera turns to the Jim Ross and King at the announce table.
JR: ladies and gentlemen we are live from Minesota! I'm Jim Ross, and alongside me is my partner Jerrry "The King" Lawler. Folks tonight, we promise we won't dissapoint.
King: Do we ever JR? We have a action packed show tonight, but my favorite will have to be when Kurt Angle and Batista face Edge and Randy Orton in the main event.
JR: That's gonna be big no doubt King and-
Suddenly No Chance hits and Vince Mcmahon along with Shane Mcmahon come out to the ring. Vince asks for a mic and they hand him one.
Vince came out and talked about how if anyone came and interfered in the Shawn Michaels vs The Great Khali match, including Triple H, that him and Mick Foley will be fired. He also talked about that DX will never be the same and all that stuff. He also said that If DX thinks there gonna treat him, like they treated him in the past, then they got another thing coming.
Suddenly a car crash is heard, and Mick Foley comes out to the ring.
Mick talked about how Vince was a good for nothing bastard, and told him that he has a hate towards everyone and it needs to stop. He also said that he never forget about all those times where Vince tried to make a fool out of him. He went on to talk about that when suddenly Khali comes out to the ring.
Mick hits Khali with everything he has but it just wans't enough. Khali then drops Mick Foley with a giant brain chop to the head. Khali then taunts and lifts Foley back up and grabing his throat, getting ready for the double handed chokeslam. But then...
Break It Down!
Hits and DX come running down to the ring. Khali drops Foley is about to go after DX, but Vince tells Khali not to do anything just tet. He telles Khali to wait as Vince, Shane and Khali all exit the ring.
Commercial Break
Match 1- Sabu vs Snitsky
Snitsky begins to make his way to the ring, getting many boos from the crowd. He angrily stomps up the steps, and enters the ring giving Sabu. a smug stare. The referee rings the bell for the match to begin, and Sabu jumps onto the back of Snitsky. Sabu locks in a Sleeper Hold on Snitsky, but Snitsky uses his brute strength and flips Sabu over his shoulders onto the mat. Snitsky stands over Sabu, and smashes his foot against Sabu's face as he tries to get back up. Snitsky lifts Sabu up and gives him a Short-Arm Clothesline. Snitsky grabs Sabu with his large hands by the throat and lifts him off of the mat. Snitsky applies pressure to the Choke and throws Sabu into the turnbuckle. Snitsky backs up and prepares to ram himself into Sabu. Snitsky charges, but Sabu drops to the mat and Snitsky goes crashing through the turnbuckle into the steel post. Sabu slides under Snitsky and rolls him up with a School Boy Pin 1...2... Snitsky kicks out. Sabu bounces off of the ropes and goes to Crossbody Snitsky, but Snitsky catches Sabu and then slams him down to the mat and pins him. 1...2... Sabu kicks out.
Snitsky lifts up Sabu and bounces him off of the ropes. Snitsky catches Sabu on the rebound with a Back Body Drop. Sabu holds his back in pain, as Snitsky rams his boot into the spine of Sabu. Snitsky picks up Sabu and gives him a Scoop Slam making Sabu's back feel more pain. Snitsky then begins to climb up the turnbuckle. On the middle rope, Snitsky goes for a Corner Slingshot Splash, but Sabu get's his knees up! Snitsky holds his abdomen in pain, as Sabu takes the oppurtunity to regain some stamina. Sabu then rolls up Snitsky with an Inside Cradle. 1...2... Snitsky kicks out. Snitsky get's up, and is met by a Standing Dropkick from Sabu. However, Snitsky manages to keep his composure and not fall down. Sabu then runs off of the ropes and gives Snitsky a Neckbreaker taking him down. Sabu covers Snitsky while he can. 1...2... Snitsky kicks out again.
The End: Snitsky picks up Sabu and set's him up for a Suplex. Sabu wiggles his legs and tries to push his weight down to counter the move. Sabu ends up jumping behind Snitsky and using a Backslide Pin. 1...2... Snitsky rolls over Sabu and gives him a Headbutt! Snitsky then takes Sabu by the feet and starts to give him a Big Swing. Snitsky swings the much lighter Sabu around with ease, and then throws him hard onto the ground. Snitsky lifts Sabu back up again, and set's him up for the Egoist Schwein. However, Sabu escapes the attempt and spins Snitsky around and gets him in a small package.1...2....3!
Winner: Sabu
The camera cuts back to a locker room and Orton and Edge are seen talking.
Orton: Can you belive it man? The board of directors actually had the nerve to make my match with Kurt Angle at New Years Revolution, a steel cage match.
Edge: Yeah that really sucks man. But we got to think of a way to ware down batista tonight in this tag match so that for sure I will walk out NYR WWE champion.
Orton: DId you hear me Edge? I said I have a steel cage match with Kurt Angle. It that all you ever think about is yourself? You know what Edge it's always you, you, you... you need to chill.
Edge: You know what Orton, maybe you need to chill and get off your period, I was just saying.
Orton: Yeah whatever man, just make sure not to screw anything up in that ring tonight, alright?
Orton leaves the locker room as Edge looks on angry.
Commercial
The camera cuts to the interview secton where Tod is seen with the MR. Kennedy, who has his IC title tightly wraped around his waist.
Tod: Ladies and gentlmen, I'm standing here with the Intercontinental champion, Mr-
Kennedy interupts Tod by putting his hand in Tod's face.
Kennedy: I'll take it from here chump. Ladies and gentlmen, standing here now, is the Intercontienental Champion, he hails from Greeeb bay Wisconsin.....Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Keeeeeeenedyyyyyyyyyy!
Kennedy closes his eyes, and when he opens them back up, he sees Carlito standing there and says....
Kennedy: Keeeeeendyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Carlito: Yeah, yeah we know your name already.
Kennedy: Well if it isn't Carlito, Howdy Chump.
Carlito: I bet you though it was pretty funny to come and cost me my match last week huh?
Kennedy: Well.....yeah it was prettu funnny.
Carlito: Well let's who's laughing when I take that Intercontinetal title from around our waist.
Kennedy: You, take my IC title away from me? Don't make me laugh Carlito, there's no way you could ever beat a legend in the making such as as myself.
Carlito: Well Kennedy, if you are as great as you say you are, how about you put that IC title of your's up for grabs in a match with Carlito.
Kennedy: Me, and you in a match for the IC title, hmmm.....well Carlito if you wanna get your ass handed to you that badly, then I accept! Lets make this match, Mr. Kennedy, vs the chump Calrlito at New Years Revolution for the IC championship.
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Carlito: Now that......that's cool.
Carlito walks off with a cocky smirk on his face.
Match 2- Mickie James vs Melina
Mickies music starts blasting through the Tron, and an excited and jumping Mickie starts skipping her way to the ring. She has a face of intense hatred as she spots Melina in the ring. Mickie gets into the ring and promptly gets into Melinas face, trash-talking her. The referee signals for the bell, and the match begins.
Mickie starts off the match with a few hard elbows to Melinas face, and backs her against the ropes, irish whipping Melina. Melina on the rebound, dashes into a backbreaker, causing her tremendous pain. But Mickies not giving Melina time to recover, pulling Melina up. Mickie gives Melina a few hard chops on the chest, and whips Melina to the ropes, but on the rebound, Melina successfully reverses the momentum and nails Mickie with a headlock takedown.
Melina nails a dropkick to the head of Mickie as she gets up, and another fully powered dropkick onto the abdominal area of Mickie. Melina gives Mickie a scoop slam. Melina goes for the pin. 1
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but Mickie manages to get her shoulder up. Melina, wasting no time, picks Mickie up, and whips her to the corner. Dashing towards Mickie, Melina gets caught up in Mickies Hurricarana off the turnbuckle, losing the upper hand.
The End: Mickie picks Melina up, and goes for the Mickie DDT, but Melina throws Mickie off, causing her to land on her face. Melina positions Mickie, and climbs the turnbuckle, hoping to nail an elbow drop. But Mickie gets up, and aims an elbow to the back of Melina. Mickie pulls Melina off the top rope, and nails a powerbomb. Mickie goes for the pin, using the ropes for leverage. 1
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3!
Melina wins but her celebration is cut short win an angry Melina gets up and hits Mickie in the back. Melina gets on top of Melina and chokes her(Girlish like) Then suddenly Ashley comes down to help Mickie. Ahsley jumps on top of Melina hitting some elbows to the face. The two go at it, until Umaga's music hits that is. Umaga comes down to the ring with Estrada. Umaga enters the ring intimdating the three girls. Melina runs out of the ring while Mickie and Ashley are on the mat helpless. Umaga screams out and grabs Ashley by the hair going for the Samoan Spike!
King: I can't let this happen.
JR: King where ya going?
King gets up from his seat and goes to help when suddenly.
BONG!
The lights go out and the crowd erupts in cheers. King goes back to the announce table as Umaga drops Ashley and looks around screaming.
Undertaker Voice: Uuuuuumaga!
rain stars driping down on the mat as Estrada is scared out of his boots.
Undertaker: You.......me.....New Years Reeeeevolution!
The crowd erupts in cheers.
Undertaker: And at NYR........You will....RESP IN PEAAAAAAACE!
Lighting strikes down in the ring as Estar jumps up scared. Umaga looks around screaming for Undertaker to come out.
Cuts to commercial
Commercial Break
( I deeply abboligize for this, but I can't write a full segment for this. Simply because I don't have the time on my hands to.)
Shelton came out to the ring with a woemn dress in a suit and dress, SHelton came out and said that for weeks The Boogeyman has been haunting him. He said that if he doesn't know if he has a spell on him are what. He says he just wants to end the horor, so he wants to sue Boogeyman for everything he's got. Benjamin then says that if Boggeyman comes within 10 feet of him, that he will sue him for everything he's got. Suddely he is interupted..
I'm The BoogeyMan, And I'm Coming to Getcha!
Hits as the lights turn red and Shelton is scarded out of his boots. But nobody shows up. Shetlon begins to calm down and is relaxed that Boogeyman didn't come out afterall.
Shelton: See, look at that. The BoogeyMan is afriad of me, I don't fear Boogeyman, he fears me!
Boogeyman's music hits again and Benjamin is relaxed cause he thinks Booogeyman won't come out. Then suddenly Boogeyman comes crawling out from under the ring with drewl coming from his mouth. Boogeyman slides into the ring and Shelton turns around and he looks like he has seen a ghost. Shetlon hides behind the lady and then pushes her near Boogeyman as Shelton quickly slides out of the ring. Boogeyman has a freaky smile on his face as he grabs the woman by the mouth and he pulls out a bunch of worms. He then stuffs the worms in the ladys mouth as she screams, scarded the death. Boogeyman now points at Shelton who is grosses out at what Boogeyman just did. Boogeyman now takes some worms out of his pocket and eats them.
Commercial
Match 3- Mr. Kennedy vs William Regal
Willia Regal eyes Kennedy in the ring who is keeping himself pumped up. As Regal enters the ring, Kennedy put's his hand out for a handshake. Regal looks at the crowd, and then put's his hand out as well. As he does, Kennedy kicks him in the gut and the match begins. Kennedy begins clubbing the back of Regal and then delivering a Standing Dropkick to him bouncing him off of the ropes. Kennedy goes for another Standing Dropkick, but Regal resists himself and holds onto one of the top ropes. Regal then lands some Repeating Clotheslines on Kennedy before he rolls out of the ring to regain composure. As Regal tries to grab Kennedy by the hair on the outside, Kennedy grabs Regal by the head and bounces his head off of the top rope, sending Regal across the ring from impact. Kennedy re-enters the ring and begins to stomp madly on Regal's upper torso and head.
Kennedy picks Regal back up and gives him some Open Backhand Chops before bouncing him off of the ropes. As Regal runs off of the ropes, Kennedy jumps up and delivers a nice Hurricanrana. Carlito bridges for the pin. 1...2... Regal is able to reverse the bridge into a pin of his own! 1...2... No good. Kennedy quickly get's back up and bounces off of the ropes delivering a Back Elbow knocking Regal off of his feet falling to the mat. Kennedy goes for a splash on the other side where Regal is, but Regal lifts his knees up making Kennedy take a brutal blow to the chest. Regal waits for an oppurtunity as Kennedy get's up, and lands a Running One Handed Bulldog. Regal picks Kennedy back up and prepares to hit a Suplex. As he does, he taunts to the crowd with the taunt, which get's received well. However, this gives Kennedy the advantage to swing Regal by the arm and then deliver a Standing Tornado DDT to Regal! Kennedy covers. 1....2........ Regal is somehow able to kick out! Kennedy, in denial, argues with the referee before delivering a hard right hand to the face of Regal.
The End: While Regal is out on the mat, Kennedy is on the top rope going for the senton bomb. But Carlito comes down to the ring with an apple in his hand and sneaks behind Kennedy. Carlito grabs Kennedy's leg and trips him, cauisng Kennedy to fall on his groin on the turnbuckle! Kennedy falls off the turnbuckle and crawls holding his crouth. Kennedy is near the ropes and Carlito takes a bite of the apple and spits it in Kennedy's face. Regal then takes the apportunity and rolls Kennedy up for the pin.1...2...3! Regal gets up and slides out of the ring celebrating his victory as Kennedy is in shock. Carlito then walks away with a smirk on his face. Kennedy gets up and points at Carlito telling him he wouldn't get away with that.
Winner: Willial Regal
Match 4- Brock Lesnar vs Chavo Guererro
As the match starts off, Brock Lesnar runs at Chavo hitting a hard clothseline, almost knocking Chavo's head off! Lesnar lifts Chavo back up and with ease throws him across the ring. Chavo get's back up and runs towards Lesnar, who Elbows him in the face in the process. Brock then kicks Chavo in the gut before giving him an Elbow Drop. Lesnar covers for a 2 count. Brock lifts Chavo back up, and gives him a Choke Toss across the ring. Chavo rolls to the outside from impact. Chavo gets back up and slides back in the ring. Test kicks Chavo in the head before bouncing him off of the ropes. Brock bends over to try for a Overhead Drop, but Chavo reverses it into a DDT! 1...2... So close, but Brock kicks out. Chavo gains momentum from the crowd and then ascends to the top rope. Chavo waits for Brock to get back up, and lands a Missile Dropkick! Test rolls to the outside in pain from the move.
Brock exits to the outside, Chavo Guerrero on the inside tells the referee that his left knee is "injured." Brock coms back in the ring and Chavo then suddenly has no "injury" and covers Brock. 1...2... Brock kicks out and forcefully throws Chavo into the turnbuckle. Test gives Chavo a kick to the mid-section, and then goes to the opposite side of the ring. Brock charges towards Chavo and Spears Chavo into the turnbuckle at full speed! Brock picks up Chavo and goes for a Pumphandle Slam. Chavo is able to jump behind Brock and Backslide Pin him. 1...2...Brock kicks out yet again. Chavo then goes for a hurracnrana, but Brock catches him and slams him down with a spinning powerbomb.
The End: Brock is down on the mat as Chavon is on the top turnbuckle. He goes for a frog splash but Lesnar moves out of the way. As Chavo gets up Brock gets Chavo on his shoulders and hits the f-5! Brock then grabs Chavo's leg and gets him in the brock log, Chavo taps out. As Brock celebrates suddenly fireworks go off on the stage and Kane comes out.
JR: It's Kane!
Kane comes down to the ring and then enters it. Kane abd Brock are face to face now. Brock hits Kane with a punch, but Kane doesn't just take it, he fires back with one of his own. The two trade blows, until eventually Kane gets the advantage hitting a throat thrust to Lesnar. Kane goes for a irish whip, but Brock reveres and goes for the F-5! But Kane manages to reveres and grabs Lesnar's neck for a chokeslam. But just as Kane gets Lesnar up he pokes Kane in the eye and quickly slides out of the ring. The fans boo and start a "Lesnar sucks" chant. Kane then puts his arms up, and then back down as fire comes from the turnbuckle.
Cuts to comercial.
Commercial Break
The camera cuts backstage and Khali, Vince and Shane are sen walking down the hallways, heading to the ring for Khali's match with HBK.
King: There he is JR, The Great Khali is set to go one on one with HBK.
JR: That's right folks, and it's next!
Match 5- Shawn Michaels vs The Great Khali
Once the bell rings Shawn Michaels begins to run around the ring trying to confuse The Great Khali. Khal goes at Shawn for a closeline but HBK ducks and continues to run around the ring. HBK circles around the ring now and once again Khali goes at HBK but this time HBK side steps Khali and hits a kick to the leg of Khali. HBK hits some kicks to the spine and leg of Khali, but Khali to strong for Shawn and just pushes him sending him down on the mat hard. HBK quickly makes it back to his feet still moving around the ring trying to ware Khali down. HBK runs at Khali and hits a dropkick to the knee, HBK runs at the ropes, and when he comes back he is met with a gaint brain chop from Khali. HBK gets on his knees, and Khali charges at him. Shawn catches him with a drop toehold and Khali nails his head right on the lower turnbuckle covering. HBK takes deep breaths, as it may be his last. Shawn slowly recovers, he walks over to Khali and stomps on him. Khali delivers a club to the back and he makes his way up. Khali gets up and picks Shawn up in Military Press Form with ease. Khali rallies around a bit before launching HBK into the canvas. Khali taunts a bit as he looks at Vince Mcmahon who is at ring side. The fans boo as Khali beats on his chest. HBK gets up and hits a front dropkick, but to no avail.Khali, stands there unphased, acts like he just got hit by a fly. HBK bounces off the ropes and hits a flying fomearm, but Khali stays on his feet.
The End: AS Shawn Michaels has The Great Khali's huge arms tied up in the ropes after sveral flying elbows to the face, Shawn slides out to the ring and finds a chair under the ring. He slides back in the ring with it, and by this time Shane has run down to the ring and untied Khali's arms from the ropes. Shawn swings the chair at Shane who jumps off the apron before he can get hit. HBK smacks the chair across Khali's back but it barely fazes him. He hits Khali in the back with the chair again but Khali still won't go down. SHawn runs at Khali only to get a big boot to the face. As the ref calls for the bell Vince and Shane get into the ring and lay the boots to Shawn. Khali picks Shawn up by the hair with ease, and gives him the double handed chokeslam. Khali taunts, then all of a sudden Triple H comes running down to the ring with his slegehammer. He runs into the ring but Vince, Khali and Shane all exit out of the ring. Triple H does the DX chop telling Khali, and the mcmahons to suck it!
Vince: Hey Triple H, if you though what The Great Khali did to your partner Shawn Michaels was bad, just wait until you see what he does to you. Cause next week, Live on RAW it's gonna be, The Great Khali...vs Triple H!
Cuts to the back.
Batista is seen in his locker room getting ready for his match, which is next. Suddenly there's a knock on the door.
Batista: Come in!
Then Edge and Randy Orton come into Batista's locker room.
Batista:*Sigh" What do you guys want?
Edge: Look Batista, we're not here to harm you are anything, we're saving that for tongith. But...we just though we would tell you something about your partner Kurt Angle.
Batista: Oh yeah? And what's that?
Orton: Well...Batista you see the reason for Kurt Angle helping you last week, that was because he wants a shot at your WWE title.
Edge: What Orton is trying to say is, Kurt, he doesn't care about you. All he wants from you is a title shot, and right now, he's just buttering you up to make you think your his friend.
Batista: Is that right?
Orton: That's right Batista, this is no joke, Kurt... he just-
Kurt Angle: Hey, Edge, Orton! What the hell are you guys doing in here?!
Edge: Oh, we were just leaving.
Orton: Don't forget what we said Batista.
Kurt: What the hell was that all about?
Batista: I don't know, but we got bigger problems. Up next we face the two guys who will each of us will meat at New Years Revolution. Now are you ready to go out there and kick ass or what?
Kurt: Oh you better belive I'm ready, oh it's true, it's damn true. Let's go kick some Edge and Orton ass. See you out there champ.
Cuts to commercial.
Main Event- Kurt Angle & Batista vs Edge & Randy Orton
The referee calls for the bell as the match stats to get underway. Kurt Angle and Randy Orton start off the match, circling the ring before locking up in the centre. Neither man gives much leverage for a while until Kurt hits an eye rake on Orton, causing him to lose his grip and allows Kurt to gain control. With the hold still in place, Kurt pushes Orton toward the ropes and pushes the back of his neck on the top rope as the referee begins to count. He reaches the 4 count and Kurt breaks the hold, holding up his hands to show his innocence but he soon gets back on the attack, hitting Orton with a sharp punch to the mouth. Orton fumbles down to the bottom rope as Kurt goes to pick him up, and whips him from the ropes. Orton comes off the rebound and is hit with a Belly to Belly Suplex from Kurt, who stays in place and hooks Orton's leg for the pin. 1
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But andy Orton kicked out. Kurt attempts to pick Orton up from the mat, but Orton reverses, hitting a jaw drop on Kurt, causing him to stumble back as Orton gets to his feet and charges at Kurt, hitting a clothesline, and another once Kurt gets back up onto his feet. Orton picks Angle up, and whips him into the corner. Orton follows, hitting a running dropkick on Angle before getting up and mounting Kurt in the corner, hitting one punch after another on the face of Orton as the crowd begin to count. But just as Orton goes for the 8th punch, Kurt reverses, picking up Orton into a Powerbomb position and dropping him hard onto the mat. Kurt quickly pulls up into a pin, but this time uses his feet on the ropes as leverage. 1
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But Orton once again kicks out.
Kurt gets up and picks Orton up with him, and whips him into his own corner. Angle follows closely behind, picking up a tag to Batitsa as he gets closer to his corner. Batista gets into the ring as both men start to put boots into Orton, who has slipped into a sitting position in the corner, resting on the bottom turnbuckle as Batista and Angle continue to put boots in him. The referee sees enough and pulls Angle away, who is reluctant to stop but is soon put right when Edge interferes in the match, dropkicking Kurt, knocking him through the middle rope on impact. Batista notices the attack on Kurt and quickly turns to focus his attention on Edge, but he too is dropped to the mat by another dropkick from Edge. Orton recovers from the corner as both men for a second look a little hesitant to work as a team but soon notice Batista getting up, and decide to work together as they hit a double Suplex on Batista, with Randy going for the pin as Edge goes back to his corner. 1
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But Batista kicks out with force. Orton attempts to pick up Batista, but Batista forcefully pushes Orton away as he gets up. Orton runs at Batista and attempts a clothesline, but Batista ducks the move, and hits a closeline of his own as Orton comes off from the rebound.
The End: Both Orton and Batista are down on the mat, they both slowly make it to there feet, Edge is in the ring and once Batista makes it to his feet he runs at him for a spear, but instead he ends up spearing Orton on accident. Edge just realises he speared his own partner and when he turns around he is caught with a spinebuster from Batista. Batitsa then begons to shake the ropes and does the thumbs down taunt. Once Orton makes it to his feet, Batista kicks Orton in the gut and gives him a Batista Bomb!
1...2...3!
Winners: Kurt Angle & Batista
Aftermath: After Batista and Angle win, Batista loks outside and see's that Edge has his WWE Title. Batista yells at Edge telling him that, that;s his title. Batista exits out of the ring and chases Edge who hs his WWE title to the backstage area. He ends up chasing Edge all the way in the the parking lot.
Batista: Where are you Edge?!
All of a sudden Edge comes and hits Batista in the head with the belt. Edge begins to lay the boots to Batista. Edge lifts Batista up and places him on a car. He then picks him back up and gives him a ddt on the car windown breaking it!
JR: Oh my god!
King: Batista is unconcious after that JR!
Edge now stands tall over Batista who is now busted open on the head, with the WWE title in his hand as Monday Night Raw goes off the air.
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