WWE Rated G(What I think would happen)

[Pimpin]

Backstory: As if the PG Rating wasn't depressing the audience enough, Vince McMahon thought TNA wasn't really worthy enough to provide him some competion. So Vince took the business to an even bigger low by descending the main targeted audience from kids to little baby's. So starting at this point, World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. immediately changed their name to World Entertainment Inc., taking the "W" out.

The following changes have been made to the WWE by Vince McMahon to fit the Rated G product.

Monday Night Raw was scrapped & now it's called Monday Morning Happiness:

Friday Night Smackdown was also scrapped & now it's called Friday Morning Rainbow:

ECW was taken off the air forever & now it's being replaced by a show called "Good Tuesdays"

The WWE Title is now called WE Belt.

Intercontinental Title is now called Intersmile Title.

The Women's Title is now called The SecondMom's title.

The Unified Tag Team Titles are now Unified Couple Titles.

The U.S. Title is now called the Hug Me Title.

The World Heavyweight Championship was renamed World Friendship Title.

The Divas title was erased from history. It was replaced with the "Small Kids Championship", a title which only could be defended between kids from the age of 0 to 5 years.

WE also fired immediately some people of the roster:
Big Show, Mike Knox, The Great Khali, Umaga, Kane, Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, Vladimir Koslov : With WE being directed mostly for babies, this guys could scare the watchers.
The Undertaker, The Boogeyman, Triple H: Their gimmicks could scare the watchers.
Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Jim Ross: They're either too old or not fit to be on tv(Michael Cole). (Their partners went into backstage roles).

Also, all the remaining heels turned into faces, to prevent babies from crying

Finally, the PPVs also changed names:

Royal Rumble is now The Fun Game. - The Main Event consists in 30 men , playing baby related games. If they lose a game, they're eliminated. When it's down to 2 men, whoever makes a baby happy first wins and gets 3 title shots at Toy-a-Mania, Toy-a-mania again and Toy-a-mania yet again.
No Way Out is now The Diaper Change. - Common PPV , Nothing special.
Wrestlemania is now Toy-a-mania. - The biggest and funniest and John Cenaest pay-per-view of the year!
Backlash is now Toy-a-mania... Again!
Judgment Day is now Toy-a-mania...Yet again!
Extreme Rules is now Laugh. - Where every match has a stipulation!
The Bash is now Tickling Your Foot. - Yep, the only way to win is to tickle a baby's foot until he pees himself laughing. WE FriendlyStars somehow don't like this one.
Summerslam is now Hollidays! - Where we party all day long!
Unforgiven\ Breaking Point was replaced with a 3 hour tribute to John Cena and Bobby Lashley.
No Mercy was renamed Baby Powder 24/7!
Survivor Series was renamed Mom's Milk. The must "disgusting" PPV for the FriendlyStars, but the happiest PPV for the babies! Yeah, I think you got what SecondMoms have to do. With the help of FriendlyStars. Everything is censored. Don't expect boobies.
Armaggedon was canceled and replaced with WE FriendlyStars giving presents to each others.

You can ask for any of these PPVs in this thread, or even an eppisode of either Happiness, Rainbow, Good Tuesdays with WE or WE Friendlystars!

Champions:

WE Belt- John Cena
Intersmile Title- MVP
SecondMom's Title- Beth Phoenix
Unified Couple Titles- Vacant
Hug Me Title- Carlito
World Friendship Title- Jeff Hardy
Small Kids Title- Vacant



Read the very first edition of Monday Morning Happiness in the next post!

 

[Pimpin]

Monday Morning Happiness

Location- Kansas City, Missouri.

The official theme for the show, "Children Laughing" by Jim Johnston (a remix of children laughing) starts playing. A great amount of baby powder ( formerly fireworks) explodes around the arena. Then DIPERS start to rain all over the stage and there's a last powder explosion. The crowd , from 0 to 5 years, cheers entusiastically.
Vince McMahon and Santino Marella in the announce table welcome the fans to Monday Morning Happiness, where all meetings have a stipulation!

They review the card for the show:

30 Smiles meeting - Where each FriendlyStar must put each baby to laugh in 20 seconds. There's a total of 30 babies for each competitor : John Cena meets Jeff Hardy

Who changes more diapers in 5 minutes

Maryse meets Melina , Brie Bella, Nikki Bella and Maria! Whoever wins the match will have a shot at the SecondMom's Championship (previously Women's Championship)

10,000 Diapers Match(You Must find the Golden Poop in one of 10,000 Diapers): John Cena (c) meets Edge for the WE Belt

Who laughs best competition: MVP (c) meets Matt Hardy for the Intersmile Title

3 Year Old Dillon meets 1 year Old Michael

(SecondMom decided in the diper changing contest) meets Beth Phoenix in a " Who likes babies best" contest for the SecondMom's Championship!

Even Funnier Match(aka Extreme Rules Match): Randy Orton (c) vs Jeff Hardy for the World Friendship Title

CM Punk meets the returning for one night only "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

John Cena appears and makes funny faces to the camera, like in all PPV's.

Meeting #1 - John Cena (making 24 out of 30 kids laugh) was more friendly than Jeff Hardy (making 19 out of 30).

Meeting #2 - Change that diper contest:
Melina (8 dipers changed) was more friendly than Maryse (7), Nikki Bella (6), Brie Bella (6) and Maria (3)! She'll now meet Jillian Hall later on!

Meeting #3 - 3 year old Dillon has better toys than 1 year old Michael. Michael had the upper hand, showing the crowd a Jushin "Thunder" Liger action figure , but Dillon had a Doink The Clown action figure! Michael countered with a Pikachu! And when it seemed that the end was near for Dillons title reign , he shows off a John Cena action figure - SPECIAL RAINBOW COLOURS EDITION! Dillon was the undisputed winner!

While the babies are being fed, WE shows a tribute to John Morrison's death. Why? He did a shoot.

Meeting #4 - MVP outlaughs Matt Hardy to retain the Intersmile championship; when Matt tried to laugh, his ab injury went worse; MVP was awarded with the victory.

John Cena interviews a fan:

JC - What was your favourite thing in WE?
Fan (5 years of age) - I liked when... Daddy , what was his name?
Dad - David Arquette, son.
Fan - When he was dressed like a bunny, and jumped around!
JC - Oh , I know! Let's see it in the Hug-a-tron (formerly Titantron) !

*Hug-a-tron displays footage of David Arquette , dressed like a bunny, vs John Cena, dressed like a teddy bear, in Rainbow - Carnival Edition!*

*You can order it , if you want to see more!

Fan - Yeeeeeh! It was so good!

Meeting #5 - 10.000 Dipers:

John Cena was more friendly than Edge when he found the golden poop in diper number 4925!

Lilian Garcia sings a song so the kids can fall asleep; it's WE's Nap Time!*

*At Nap Time, there's also Ad Time, that makes Vince gain millions.

Meeting #6 - Even Funnier Match:

Jeff Hardy was more friendly than Randy Orton! Hardy clicked a button that would launch 40.000 teddy bears into the crowd, while Randy Orton decided to grab a couple of babies from the crowd & punt them. the Police Squad handcuffed Orton and murdered him backstage. He's now suspended for a millenium (even through he's already dead). Jeff Hardy becomes to new holder fo the World Friendship Title

Meeting #7 - Beth Phoenix was more friendly than Melina because Phoenix was smart and said "I like you all" , capturing the title in an amazing 5 seconds.

While the babies are being fed, WE shows a tribute to Randy Orton's death. Why? He decided to punt a couple of babies.

Meeting #8 - "Macho Man" Randy Savage apparently through he was going to wrestle, and when he found out WE's state, he no-showed up. He was replaced with John Morrison, who kissed 12 babies in their forehead to win the match!

Coming soon -Friday Night Rainbow
-???

Request anything you want!

 

[Christian Battlez]

Backstory: As if the PG Rating wasn't depressing the audience enough, Vince McMahon thought TNA wasn't really worthy enough to provide him some competion. So Vince took the business to an even bigger low by descending the main targeted audience from kids to little baby's. So starting at this point, World Wrestling Entertainment Inc. immediately changed their name to World Entertainment Inc., taking the "W" out.

Sadly I have a fear this may happen.

The following changes have been made to the WWE by Vince McMahon to fit the Rated G product.

Monday Night Raw was scrapped & now it's called Monday Morning Happiness:

Friday Night Smackdown was also scrapped & now it's called Friday Morning Rainbow:

ECW was taken off the air forever & now it's being replaced by a show called "Good Tuesdays"

The WWE Title is now called WE Belt.

Intercontinental Title is now called Intersmile Title.

The Women's Title is now called The SecondMom's title.

The Unified Tag Team Titles are now Unified Couple Titles.

The U.S. Title is now called the Hug Me Title.

The World Heavyweight Championship was renamed World Friendship Title.

The Divas title was erased from history. It was replaced with the "Small Kids Championship", a title which only could be defended between kids from the age of 0 to 5 years.

Funny until the kids competing thing. Really its lame.

WE also fired immediately some people of the roster:
Big Show, Mike Knox, The Great Khali, Umaga, Kane, Big Daddy V, Mark Henry, Vladimir Koslov : With WE being directed mostly for babies, this guys could scare the watchers.
The Undertaker, The Boogeyman, Triple H: Their gimmicks could scare the watchers.
Jerry Lawler, Michael Cole, Jim Ross: They're either too old or not fit to be on tv(Michael Cole). (Their partners went into backstage roles).

Yeah right no matter what direction the product took HHH and Taker would always have jobs. Why wasn't Orton fired hes mad scary.

Also, all the remaining heels turned into faces, to prevent babies from crying

Finally, the PPVs also changed names:

Royal Rumble is now The Fun Game. - The Main Event consists in 30 men , playing baby related games. If they lose a game, they're eliminated. When it's down to 2 men, whoever makes a baby happy first wins and gets 3 title shots at Toy-a-Mania, Toy-a-mania again and Toy-a-mania yet again.
No Way Out is now The Diaper Change. - Common PPV , Nothing special.
Wrestlemania is now Toy-a-mania. - The biggest and funniest and John Cenaest pay-per-view of the year!
Backlash is now Toy-a-mania... Again!
Judgment Day is now Toy-a-mania...Yet again!
Extreme Rules is now Laugh. - Where every match has a stipulation!
The Bash is now Tickling Your Foot. - Yep, the only way to win is to tickle a baby's foot until he pees himself laughing. WE FriendlyStars somehow don't like this one.
Summerslam is now Hollidays! - Where we party all day long!
Unforgiven\ Breaking Point was replaced with a 3 hour tribute to John Cena and Bobby Lashley.
No Mercy was renamed Baby Powder 24/7!
Survivor Series was renamed Mom's Milk. The must "disgusting" PPV for the FriendlyStars, but the happiest PPV for the babies! Yeah, I think you got what SecondMoms have to do. With the help of FriendlyStars. Everything is censored. Don't expect boobies.
Armaggedon was canceled and replaced with WE FriendlyStars giving presents to each others.

Fail

You can ask for any of these PPVs in this thread, or even an eppisode of either Happiness, Rainbow, Good Tuesdays with WE or WE Friendlystars!

Champions:

WE Belt- John Cena
Intersmile Title- MVP
SecondMom's Title- Beth Phoenix
Unified Couple Titles- Vacant
Hug Me Title- Carlito
World Friendship Title- Jeff Hardy
Small Kids Title- Vacant



Read the very first edition of Monday Morning Happiness in the next post!

I'm sorry I normally love your work but if you insist on doing this do it in the E-Fed section don't clammer up Book This with this sillyness.

 

[Sivsyboi]

Wow...I mean....Wow. I can NOT believe that Jeff Hardy won the World friendly championship! Finally!

No but seriously, wtf? The highlight of the show was when you called Beth Pheonix Jillian Hall and when you claimed that Jeff Hardy was the champ only for Orton to have it. No, the best was when Orton started punting babies. That made me laugh.

 

[Mavericks fan]

best thread ever.i laughed so hard

 

[AdamBenjamin]

I'll be honest... I'm not going to read that whole first episode... But Hunter's kids better be involved in some sort of baby d-x angle and Orton's kid (with the cast from Grandpa Bob.)

 

[With the monies]

Hey Big Pimpin can you make one for Superstars?