WWE Pay-Per-View's 2005

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE New Year Revolution
Date: January 9, 2004
Location: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Arena: Coliseo De Puerto Rico​

# SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Hosted by Todd Grisham & The Coach..

* Video Package featuring the events leading up to the Woman's championship rematch..
* Video Package featuring the other two Elimination Chamber matches at Survivor Series 2002 and Summerslam 2003..
* Flashback featuring Maven scoring a pinfall victory over Shelton Benjamin during a 6-MAN tag team match..
* Recap of Eugene Dinsmore vs Christian from this past week's RAW to lead up to the Tag Team title match tonight..
* Video Package featuring the events leading up to the Kane vs Gene Snitsky grudge match..
* Recap of the JR/King vs Hassan/Daivari Debate from this past week's RAW to lead up to the Tag Team title match tonight..


# TAG TITLE MATCH: William Regal & Eugene Dinsmore defeated Christian & Tyson Tomko to retain..

* Nick "Eugene" Dinsmore dislocated his kneecap after a dropkick during the Tag Team title Match..


# BACKSTAGE: Edge & Christian devise a plan to make Christian the World champion tonight..

# WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus defeated Lita to recapture the Woman's title!

* Lita suffered a sprained knee following a dive off the ring apron..


# BACKSTAGE: Edge & Eric Bischoff + Shawn Michaels..

* Edge asked Eric Bischoff to be removed from the Elimination Chamber and replaced with Christian..
* Edge asked Eric Bischoff to face the winner of the Elimination Chamber on RAW, but Bischoff refused..
* Edge bumped into Shawn Michaels, who gave Edge his word he would be a fair referee unless he's provoked..


# IC TITLE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Maven in two straight falls..

* Maven got pinned and then demanded a rematch, but quickly got his shoulders pinned AGAIN..


# MATCH: Muhammad Hassan w/Khosrow Daivari defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler w/Jim Ross..

# INTERVIEW: Maria & Batista + Randy Orton..

* Randy Orton asked Batista if he's coming after the World title or if he's going to be HHH's stooge..
* Batista claimed that he would be going after the World Heavyweight title..


# GRUDGE MATCH: Kane defeated Gene Snitsky after a tombstone..

# SENSLESS T&A: The Divas had a chicken fight with Christy Hemme winning..

# ELIMINATION CHAMBER: Triple H vs Randy Orton vs Batista vs Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit vs Edge..

* Shawn Michaels was the special guest referee..
* Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho were the first two entrants into the Elimination Chamber..
* Triple H's door opened and he joined the match..
* Edge's door opened and he joined the match..
* Randy Orton's door opened and he joined the match..
* Edge speared Shawn Michaels, who then superkicked Edge, who was then pinned by Chris Jericho!
* Batista's door opened and he joined the match..
* Batista Demon-bombed Jericho on top of Benoit, and pinned Benoit to eliminate him..
* Batista Demon-bombed Jericho again and pinned Jericho to eliminate HIM..
* Randy Orton RKO'd Batista and pinned him with Triple H standing there watching!
* Ric Flair distracted Shawn Michaels, Batista clotheslined Randy Orton, and HHH hit the Pedigree for the win!
* TRIPLE H WINS THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE FOR THE 10TH TIME IN HIS CAREER!!!!!!
* EVOLUTION CELEBRATED WITH BATISTA LIFTING TRIPLE H ONTO HIS SHOULDERS..

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE Royal Rumble
Date: January 30, 2005
Location: Fresno, California
Arena: SaveMart Center​

1. SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Hosted by Todd Grisham & Ivory ---- and the Coach..
* BACKSTAGE: The Big Show arrived arm-in-arm with Joy Giovanni..
* INTERVIEW: Maria (as plastic as ever) & Shawn Michaels (Wearing a suit)..
* MATCH: Maven defeated Rhyno while holding the ropes..

2. GRUDGE MATCH: Edge defeated Shawn Michaels..
* Edge pinned Shawn Michaels while holding the ropes AND pulling on Michaels' tights..

3. BACKSTAGE:
* Ric Flair drew his number and was so happy about it he danced with Torrie Wilson..
* Eddie Guerrero drew a bad number but hugged Ric Flair and stole his number!

4. BACKSTAGE: John Heidenreich & Gene Snitsky..
* Gene Snitsky approaches John Heidenreich and says that he has an idea for him tonight..

5. CASKET MATCH: The Undertaker defeated John Heidenreich..
* Gene Snitsky showed up and attacked The Undertaker, followed by Kane popping out of the Casket!
* Kane and Gene Snitsky brawled to the backstage area leaving Undertaker and Heidenreich to battle 1-on-1..
* The Undertaker botches the chokeslam, but hit the Tombstone and rolled Heidenreich into the Casket to win!

6. BACKSTAGE: Theodore Long & Eddie Guerrero..
* Theodore Long orders Eddie Guerrero to return Ric Flair's number, which he stole earlier..
* Theodore Long also ordered Eddie Guerrero to give Ric Flair his wallet back!

7. BACKSTAGE: Evolution..
* Triple H wants to talk about his World title match, but Batista wants to go pick his number for the Rumble..
* Ric Flair calms Triple H down saying it's all about Evolution..

8. BACKSTAGE: Carlito Cool & Christian & Tyson Tomko + John Cena..
* Christian & Tyson Tomko signed Carlito Cool's petition for the removal of Theodore Long as General Manager..
* Christian challenges John Cena to a battle rap ---- doesn't go so well for Christian!

9. WWE TITLE 3-WAY: John Bradshaw Layfield defeated The Big Show and Kurt Angle to retain..
* The Big Show had Kurt Angle pinned but Mark Jindrak pulled the referee out of the ring..
* Mark Jindrak & Luther Reigns began beating up on the Big Show..
* The Big Show tackled JBL through the ring barricade, causing JBL to get stretchered out of the ring!
* Orlando Jordan tossed JBL back into the ring, where he hit Kurt Angle with a clothesline from hell for the win!

10. BACKSTAGE: Batista & Carlito Cool + Eric Bischoff & Theodore Long..
* Carlito Cool tries to get Batista to sign his petition, but Batista threatens to shove it where the sun don't shine!
* Batista enters the General Managers office where Eric Bischoff is complaining of interference during the SD! matches..
* Eric Bischoff then bans Evolution from ringside, and Batista says he'd like to inform Triple H..

11. WRESTLEMANIA COMMERCIAL: Featuring Eugene Dinsmore as "Forest Gump"..

12. WORLD TITLE MATCH: Triple H defeated Randy Orton to retain..
* Randy Orton suffered a (storyline) concussion and could not recover and was pinned by Triple H..

13. BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle stole Nunzio's number to gain entry into the Royal Rumble..

14. BACKSTAGE: Thedore Long & Eric Bischoff + JBL's Cabinit..
* Theodore Long congradulates Eric Bischoff on a great World title match..
* JBL comes in celebrating and GM Long books a Barbed Wire Cage Match between JBL & Big Show at No Way Out!

15. ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH: Batista won the Royal Rumble, last eliminating John Cena!
* Daniel Puder got the tar beat out of him by Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, and Hardcore Holly..
* After the #10 entrant, Eric Bischoff made his way down to ringside to cheer on his RAW wrestlers..
* After the #12 entrant, it became RAW vs Smackdown! as each roster seemingly banded together!
* Muhammad Hassan (#13) entered and wrestlers from both rosters ganged up to eliminate him!
* Scotty Too Hotty (#15) was attacked by Muhammad Hassan on the entrance ramp and carried out..
* Booker T was eliminated by both his 'buddies', Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio..
* Kurt Angle (#20) entered and tussled with Shawn Michaels, who eliminated Angle with the sweet chin music!
* Kurt Angle came back a few minutes later to eliminate Shawn Michaels and whack him with the ring steps!
* Paul London was viciously eliminated by Gene Snitsky, resulting in London being stretchered out..
* Batista was on a roll late in the match, when suddenly Ric Flair tried to push him over the top rope!
* The final two, Batista & John Cena, ended up hitting the ground at the same time, and the referees argued!
* Vince McMahon came down to the ring and tells Howard Finkle to order that the match be restarted!
* Note: Vince McMahon legitimately blew out his knee during his entrance to the point where he could not stand..
* After a brief battle, Batista tossed John Cena over the top rope to win the 2005 Royal Rumble!

ENTRY

1. Eddie Guerrero (SD!)
2. Chris Benoit (RAW)
3. Daniel Puder (SD!)
4. Hardcore Holly (SD!)
5. The Hurricane (RAW)
6. Kenzo Suzuki (SD!)
7. Edge (RAW)
8. Rey Mysterio (SD!)
9. Shelton Benjamin (RAW)
10. Booker T (SD!)
11. Chris Jericho (RAW)
12. Luther Reigns (SD!)
13. Muhammad Hassan (RAW)
14. Orlando Jordan (SD!)
15. Scotty Too Hotty (SD!)
16. Charlie Haas (SD!)
17. Rene Dupree (SD!)
18. Simon Dean (RAW)
19. Shawn Michaels (RAW)
20. Kurt Angle (SD!)
21. The Coach (RAW)
22. Mark Jindark (SD!)
23. Viscera (RAW)
24. Paul London (SD!)
25. John Cena (SD!)
26. Gene Snitsky (RAW)
27. Kane (RAW)
28. Batista (RAW)
29. Christian (RAW)
30. Ric Flair (RAW)

ELIMINATIONS

1. Daniel Puder by Hardcore Holly (at #05)
2. Hardcore Holly by Benoit & Guerrero (at #05)
3. The Hurricane by Benoit & Guerrero (at #05)
4. Kenzo Suzuki by Rey Mysterio (at #08)
5. Muhammad Hassan by EVERYONE (at #13)
6. Scotty Too Hotty didn't make it (at #15)
7. Luther Reigns by Booker T (at #16)
8. Orlando Jordan by Booker T (at #16)
9. Booker T by Guerrero & Mysterio (at #16)
10. Shelton Benjamin by Edge (at #17)
11. Eddie Guerrero by Edge (at #18)
12. Simon Dean by Shawn Michaels (at #19)
13. Charlie Haas by Shawn Michaels (at #19)
14. Kurt Angle by Shawn Michaels (at #20)
15. Shawn Michaels by Kurt Angle (at #22)
16. Rene Dupree by Chris Jericho (at #24)
17. Viscera by John Cena (at #25)
18. Paul London by Gene Snitsky (at #26)
19. Mark Jindrak by Kane (at #27)
20. Gene Snitsky by Batista (at #28)
21. Chris Jericho by Batista (at #28)
22. Kane by John Cena (at #29)
23. The Coach by Ric Flair (at #30)
24. Christian by Batista (at #30)
25. Chris Benoit by Batista (at #30)
26. Ric Flair by Edge (at #30)
27. Rey Mysterio by Edge (at #30)
28. Edge by Batista & Cena (at #30)
29. John Cena by Batista (at #30)

WINNER: Batista.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE No Way Out 2005
Date: February 20, 2005
Location: Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Arena: Mellon Arena​

Sunday Night Heat Match
Charlie Haas and Hardcore Holly defeated Renee Dupree and Kenzo Suzuki when Holly pinned Suzuki

WWE Tag Team Title
Rey Misterio and Eddie Guerrero defeated The Basham Brothers (Doug and Danny Basham) (14:48) when Guerrero pinned Doug Basham to win the tag team titles

Booker T. defeated John Heidenreich (6:30) by Disqualification

Cruiserweight Title (Six-Man Gauntlet Match)
Chavo Guerrero defeated Sho Funaki, Paul London, Shannon Moore, Spike Dudley, and Akio (9:39) in a "Six-Man Gauntlet" match to win the title. Paul London pinned Sho Funaki (1:31). Paul London pinned Spike Dudley (1:50). Paul London pinned Shannon Moore (3:30). Paul London defeated Akio by Knock Out (7:00). Chavo Guerrero pinned Paul London (9:39)

The Undertaker pinned Luther Reigns (11:38)

Number One Contender Tournament Final Match
United States Champion, John Cena, pinned Kurt Angle (19:14) to earn a title shot at WrestleMania 21

WWE Title (Barb Wire Steel Cage Match)
John Bradshaw Leyfield defeated The Big Show (14:50) in a "Barb Wire Steel Cage" match to retain the title

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Event: WWE WrestleMania 21
Date: April 3, 2005
Location: Los Angeles, California
Arena: Staples Center​

Rey Misterio pinned Eddie Guerrero (12:00)

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Edge defeated Shelton Benjamin, Edge, Christian, Chris Jericho, and Kane (15:10) in a "Money in the Bank Ladder" match

Legend vs. Legend Killer Match
The Undertaker pinned Randy Orton (14:06)

Women's Title
Trish Stratus pinned Christy Hemme (4:40) to retain the title

Kurt Angle defeated Shawn Michaels (27:16) by submission

Sumo Match
Akebono defeated The Big Show (3:00) in a "Sumo" match

WWE Title
John Cena pinned John Bradshaw Leyfield (11:18) to win the title

World Heavyweight Title
Batista pinned Triple H (21:32) to win the title

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE Backlash
Date: May 1, 2005
Location: Manchester, New Hampshire
Arena: Verizon Wireless​

Intercontinental Title
Shelton Benjamin pinned Chris Jericho (14:38) to retain the title

World Tag Team Title (Tag Team Turmoil Match)
Hurricane Helms and Rosey defeated The Heart Throbs (Antonio and Romeo), Simon Dean and Maven, William Regal and Yoshihiro Tajiri, and La Resistance (Sylvian Grenier and Robert Conway) (13:40) in a "tag team turmoil" match to win the tag team titles. Tajiri pinned Antonio (3:03). Regal pinned Simon Dean (5:45). Conway pinned Regal (9:15). Hurricane Helms pinned Conway (13:40)

Last Man Standing Match
Edge defeated Chris Benoit (17:59) in a "Last Man Standing" match

Kane pinned Viscera (6:07)

Hulk Hogan and Shawn Michaels defeated Muhammed Hassan and Khasrow Daviri (15:20) when Hogan pinned Daviri

World Heavyweight Title
Batista pinned Triple H (16:27) to retain the title

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE Judgment Day
Date: May 22, 2005
Location: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Arena: Target Center​

WWE Tag Team Title
MNM (Joey Mercury and Johnny Nitro) defeated Hardcore Holly and Charlie Haas (8:02) when Mercury pinned Haas to retain the tag team titles

Carlito Carribean Cool pinned The Big Show (4:40)

Cruiserweight Title
Paul London pinned Chavo Guerrero (10:41) to retain the title

Booker T. pinned Kurt Angle (14:11)

United States Title
Orlando Jordan pinned John Heidenreich (4:52) to retain the title

Rey Misterio defeated Eddie Guerrero (18:35) by Disqualification

WWE Title - "I Quit" Match
John Cena defeated John Bradshaw Leyfield (22:40) in an "I Quit" match to retain the title.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

ECW One Night Stand
June 12, 2005 - New York City, New York (Hammerstein Ballroom)​

# EXTREME HEAT: Hosted by Michael Cole & The Coach (wearing an anti-ECW jersey, and had securty guards)..

* Michael Cole & The Coach introduced the show sitting on a small stage surrounded by rabid ECW fans..
* A fan stood behind Cole with a "WWE sucks" sign as fans began chanting "Shut The F*** Up!" (welcome to ECW)..
* A video package was shown about the historic night that saw Vince McMahon, Eric Bischoff & Paul Heyman together..
* The Spike TV censors tried bleeping out the "F-bombs" but it wasn't working so they just let it go..
* They cut to commercial and when they came back the fans were better behaved (musta made a comprimise)..
* A documentary style video package was shown narrirated by Paul Heyman with interviews with ECW alumni..
* The footage was shown from the past RAW and Smackdown! when ECW Invaded and out-brawled WWE crusaders..
* They had to promote the Vengeance PPV with a video clip hyping the Batista vs Triple H "Hell in a Cell" match..
* A video package was shown of Kurt Angle's appearance in ECW and the events leading to his feud with Tazz..


# IN THE RING: "The Voice of ECW" Joey Styles! + Mick Foley!

* Joey Styles opened the show to a huge response and even held back tears as he was showered with chants of ECW!
* Joey Styles welcomed everyone to ECW One Night Stand with his most famous catch phrase "Oh My, God!!!!"
* Joey Styles introduced his broadcast partner for the night, a man he loves and respects -- Mick Foley!!!


# OPENING MATCH: Lance Storm w/Dawn Marie vs "Lionheart" Chris Jericho..

* As Lance Storm & Dawn Marie came out, they showed clips of Storm teaming with Justin Credible as the Impact Players..
* Dawn Marie was wearing an outfit that covered her stomach so the jury is still out on whether or not she is pregnant..
* Chris Jericho came out to his WWE music, but had his ECW gear on and was introduced at "Lionheart" Chris Jericho..
* Joey Styles explained that ECW doesn't use mats outside the ring, but the NY State Athletic Commission made them!
* Joey Styles also made a personal comment thanking the WWE for making this ECW Event possible..
* Late in the match, Lance Storm smacked Chris Jericho in the chin with a superkick but only got a 2-count..
* Chris Jericho got the Walls of Jericho on Lance Storm, but Dawn Marie got on the apron and distracted the ref..
* Justin Credible & Jason (Knight) showed up and Jericho knocked them down, but Credible whacked Jericho with a cane!
* Joey Styles says it is disappointing that Lance Storm would want his last match to end in that manner..
* The Impact Players celebrated and left together, while Chris Jericho got up and got a nice ovation from the fans..


# RINGSIDE: Joey Styles & Mick Foley..

* Joey Styles said that the anti-ECW crusaders had purchased a row of seats on the balcony..


# TRIBUTE: "Pitbull" Gary Wolfe introduces an "ECW Remembers" video honoring Extreme wrestlers who passed away..

* Rocco Rock..tag team partner of Johnny Grunge as the Public Enemy..RIP (1953-2002)
* Terry Gordy..legendary personality in wrestling famous for being a Freebird..RIP (1961-2000)
* Mick Lockwood..known to wrestling fans as Crash Holly..RIP (1971-2003)
* The Original Sheik..the uncle of ECW's Sabu and the original Hardcore Legend..RIP (1926-2003)
* Mike Lozanski..RIP (1968-2003)
* Pitbull Anthony Durante..tag team partner of Pitbull Gary Wolfe as the Pitbulls..RIP (1967-2003)
* Big Dick Dudley..the biggest and baddest Dudley from the Dudley clan..RIP (1968-2002)
* Chris Candido..member of the Triple Threat and one of wrestling's tragic deaths..RIP (1972-2005)


# INTERNATIONAL THREE WAY DANCE: Tajiri vs Super Crazy vs Little Guido..

* Tajiri was accompanied by Sinister Minister (James Mitchell) and Mikey Whipwreck..
* Little Guido was accompanied by his FBI brothers Big Guido, Tracy Smothers, JT Storm & Tony Mamaluke..
* Super Crazy did an INSANE moonsault off the balcony early in the match taking out the entire FBI!
* The FBI recovered and pulled Super Crazy out of the ring, while Big Guido set up Tajiri for a power bomb..
* Tajiri spewed the green mist in Little Guido's eyes, and Sinister Minister gave Big Guido a weak low blow..
* Tajiri kicked Tracy Smothers out of the ring, while Mikey Whipwreck hit a 2nd Rope Whipper Snapper on Little Guido!!
* Tajiri then pinned Little Guido to eliminate him from the match, leaving Tajiri vs Super Crazy in a 1-on-1..
* Super Crazy nailed a top rope moonsault on Tajiri and scored the pinfall to win the match!!


# EXTREME MEMORIES: A video package was shown featuring some of ECW's most memorable moments..

# EXTREME LUCHA MATCH: Pyschosis vs Rey Mysterio..

* Psychosis came out wearing his mask, and removed it "as a show of love and respect for the fans"..
* A few minutes into the match, the fans playfully responded by chanting "put the mask on!" at Psychosis..
* Psychosis folded Mysterio over the guard rail and jump off the top rope with a Psycho Guillotine Leg Drop..
* Psychosis missed a shoulder block and bounced out of the ring, and over the rail and onto the front row!
* Rey Mysterio dove off the top rope into the front row taking Psychosis down to the arena floor..
* Rey Mysterio went back to the ring and hit the 619 (crowd booed) and West Coast Pop (cheered) for the victory!


# ARENA FLOOR: The Smackdown! anti-ECW crusaders arrived and took their seats..

* Kurt Angle, JBL, The Bashams, Orlando Jordan, Carlito Cool and Matt Morgan sat down..
* The fans responded by errupting with a loud "F*CK YOU SMACKDOWN!" chant..


# PROMO: Roadkill & Danny Doring (their promo was interrupted by more footage of the SD! guys..

# EXTREME MEMORIES: A video package was shown featuring more of ECW's most memorable moments..

# BALCONY: Joel Gertner & anti-ECW crusaders (Kurt Angle & John Bradshaw Layfield)..

* "The Quintisential Studmuffin" Joel Gertner tried to interview the crusaders but Kurt Angle & JBL beat him up..
* The fans began chanting "You suck Dick!" and Kurt Angle responded by saying "Your mother taught me how!"..
* Kurt Angle said they will make sure each and every ECW wrestler gets their ass kicked by them tonight!
* JBL says he could sell out Madison Square Garden, but ECW could barely fill the Hammerstein Ballroom..
* JBL attacked the internet fans saying the fans love ECW, because they could be ECW because anybody can..
* JBL tells the fans to go home and get on the internet and tell all their buddies they saw a "wrestling GOD"..
* JBL says the only reason this pay per view will be successful is because of him being on it..
* Rob Van Dam's theme music hit, and RVD came out accompanied by Bill Alfonso......
* JBL's microphone went dead.......


# IN THE RING: Rob Van Dam & Bill Alfonso + Rhyno + Sabu..

* Rob Van Dam says it sucks that the SD! guys are there taking credit for something they had nothing to do with..
* Rob Van Dam says the fans are sick and tired of having JBL and Angle shoved down their throats instead of wrestling!
* Rob Van Dam says the office might be blind to what the fans want, but the fans will let them know tonight..
* Rob Van Dam says that he doesn't have any creative geniuses writing his scripts and will shoot from the heart!
* Rob Van Dam reminised when the fans would chant his name from the beginning of the show until the very end!
* Rob Van Dam says it was a lot of pressure but he didn't sweat it because he wanted the fans to go home happy!
* Rob Van Dam says he got to do his part, and that's all that matters, cause he's the "WHOLE F*CKIN' SHOW" (censored)
* Rob Van Dam reminds the fans that he held the Television title for 1-year, 11-months, 18-days, 2-hours, 42 seconds..
* Rob Van Dam says it was the best time of his career and ECW understood how to showcase R-V-D..
* Rob Van Dam says he went to Vince McMahon and suggested that he do an ECW Pay Per View..
* Rob Van Dam says he wanted "One Night Only" to do a show with no storylines and Vince liked his idea..
* Rob Van Dam says the dream became a reality and Vince McMahon agreed to promote a one-time ECW pay per view..
* Rob Van Dam says then he suffered a knee injury and had to have surgury and isn't available to compete tonight!
* Rob Van Dam says missing this show sucks more than missing Booker T's wedding and even missing Wrestle-friggin-mania..
* Rob Van Dam says he would gladly give that up to be able to compete tonight -- beacuase R-V-D IS E-C-W!
* Suddenly, Rhyno showed up and viciously Gored Rob Van Dam and assaulted RVD's knee until the lights went out!
* The lights came back on and Sabu was in the ring -- and a referee showed up and the match was started!


# MATCH: Sabu w/Bill Alfonso vs Rhyno..

* Sabu's body was ripped to schreds and bandaged from his Barbed Wire match at Hardcore Homecoming two nights ago..
* Sabu did a triple jump springboard Air-Sabu dive onto Rhyno outside of the ring and set up a table on the floor..
* Mick Foley commented that he's been called a "Hardcore Legend" for a while but could never live up to SABU..
* Rhyno went for the Gore, but Sabu moved out of the way, and Rhyno accidentally Gored the referee..
* Rob Van Dam got in the ring and smashed Rhyno with a chair and then kicked a chair into Rhyno's face!
* Sabu jumped off the top rope and hit an Arabian SkullCrusher on Rhyno through the TABLE!!!!!!!!
* Sabu covered Rhyno and pinned him to win the match!!!! RVD & Sabu celebrated and paid tribute to The Sheik..


# PROMO: Al Snow & HEAD introduced another video package of more Extreme memorable moments..

* Al Snow yelled at HEAD and said tonight was for ECW and not for a bunch of Smackdown! assholes!!


# ARENA FLOOR: The RAW anti-ECW crusaders arrived and took their seats..

* Eric Bischoff, The Coach, Edge, Christian, William Regal, La Resistance, Gene Snitsky Maven & Tyson Tomko..
* Eric Bischoff was told to "F*ck off" by a fan, so Bischoff shot back with "No, you F*ck off!"..
* Eric Bischoff had beer spit on him by another fan, causing Bischoff to reach out and shove him..
* Joey Styles said he's glad he didn't bring his wife, cause Edge would steal her!


# MATCH: Chris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero..

* Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero both came out to the WWE entrance music to fight a Japan-style match..
* Eddie Guerrero managed to nail a super-plex off the top rope on Chris Benoit a few minutes into the match..
* Eddie Guerrero went for a frog-splash but MISSED -- Benoit & Guerrero then began exchanging CHOPS to the chest!
* A few minutes later, Chris Benoit climbed to the top rope and nailed a Suicide Headbutt on Guerrero...
* Chris Benoit managed to lock Eddie Guerrero into the Crippler Crossface submission in the middle of the ring!
* Eddie Guerrero withstood the pain for about 30 seconds before finally tapping out and giving up!
* On the balcony, JBL & Orlando Jordan applauded in support for the two "Smackdown!" wrestlers performances..


# COMMERCIAL: Vengeance PPV (They just can't do anything 100% authentic can they)..

# BALCONY: Joel Gertner & anti-ECW crusaders (Eric Bischoff)..

* Joel Gertner says he has a very important question for Bischoff ---- CAN I PLEASE HAVE A JOB??????
* Eric Bischoff spits out his beer and laughs along with the other crusaders --- and calls Gertner a scab..
* Eric Bischoff says he runs the biggest show on the planet, Monday Night RAW, and would never hire a SCAB!
* Eric Bischoff calls the fans garbage and says ECW sucks..


# MATCH: Mike Awesome vs Masato Tanaka..

* The RAW wrestlers on the balcony stood up and turned their backs to the ring as a show of disrespect..
* Joey Styles berated Mike Awesome for walking out on ECW as champion to sign a big money deal with WCW..
* Mike Awesome quickly did a suicide dive over the top rope and speared Tanaka into the guard rail..
* Mike Awesome charged at Masato Tanaka, who backflipped Awesome over the guard rail and into the front row!
* Mike Awesome hit a sick-looking Awesome-bomb off the ring apron through a table - Tanaka landed on his neck!
* Mike Awesome followed up with an Awesome-splash off the top rope into the ring, but only got a two count..
* Mike Awesome and Masato Tanaka got their hands on a pair of chairs and began swinging them at eachother..
* Masato Tanaka took the brunt of three stiff wild chairshots but still managed to get to his feet..
* Masato Tanaka began his comeback and hit a Tornado-DDT onto the folded steel chairs but only got a 2-count..
* Masato Tanaka put a chair on Awesome's face and elbow smashed him from the top rope!
* Mike Awesome hit a fall-away Slam and followed up with a running spear accross the ring..
* Mike Awesome hit a vicious chairhot off the top rope and then pulled a 2nd table out from under the ring..
* The anti-ECW crusaders were shown standing on their feet in amazement looking like they were enjoying it..
* Mike Awesome set up the table, and went for a Superplex but Masato Tanaka reversed it into a Tornado DDT!
* Joey Styles comments that JBL is cheering for Mike Awesome because he "sold his soul for money"..
* Mike Awesome hit an inverted Awesome Bomb off the second rope onto the rubble of the broken table..
* The crowd errupted in a loud chant of "ECW! ECW!" -- and then began chanting "This match Rules!"..
* Mike Awesome set up a table outside the ring and Awesome-bombed Tanaka over the top rope through the table!!!
* Mike Awesome then dove over the top rope and landed right on Tanaka and pinned him on the floor for the win!
* Mick Foley said Mike Awesome was a Monster in ECW, and was made to look like an idiot in WCW..
* Mike Awesome powerbombed referee Jim Molleneux after the match (not exactly sure why)..


# IN THE RING: Paul Heyman (Introduced by ECW Ring Announcer Bob Artese)..

* Paul Heyman came out and got on his knees and bowed to the fans as the fans chant "Thank you Paul!"
* Editor's Note: I've never heard a crowd chant "Thank you HHH" or "Thank you JBL" or even "Thank you Vince"
* Paul Heyman held back tears and said he's not crying, but his eyes are red cause he was smoking a joint with RVD..
* Paul Heyman thanks Tod Gordon for giving him the chance to be creative and to book for the ECW fans..
* Paul Heyman thanks two guys in the front row for sticking with ECW and helping to get them a TV deal..
* Paul Heyman thanks a specific group of loyal ECW fans in the front row who were very familier to ECW..
* Paul Heyman says that the ECW fans are the craziest bastards he's ever known and loves every single one of them!
* Paul Heyman addresses the anti-ECW crusaders standing in the balcony and says he has a few things to say..
* Paul Heyman says it's not him with his tail between his legs going to a WCW PPV, Bischoff is in ECW's House BITCH!
* Paul Heyman says "hide your wives.... it's Edge!" inciting a "You Screwed Matt!" chant from the brutal NY fans.....
* Paul Heyman looked straight at Edge and yells "Matt Freekin Hardy!" causing Edge to spit out his beer....
* Paul Heyman says the only reason he was WWE champ for a year is because HHH didn't wanna work on Tuesdays!!!
* Paul Heyman looks in the camera and says this isn't WCW, RAW, SD! or WWE -- this IS E C F*CKING W!!!!!!!!!!!!


# MAIN EVENT: The Dudley Boyz vs Tommy Dreamer & Sandman..

* The Dudley Boyz came out and then Tommy Dreamer was introduced came out and was showered with love from the fans..
* Sandman came out and did a 10-minute entrance complete with BEER DRINKING and pouring beer down Elektra's chest..
* The blue World order (Big Stevie Cool, The Blue Guy & Hollywood Nova) made their presense known and came out..
* Big Stevie Cool cut a promo and said "we're taking over" and superkicked Sandman and started to brawl..
* Kid Kash ran out to some kind of music and was referred to as "Mr. TNA Total Nonstop Attitude" by Joey Styles..
* Balls Mahoney & Axl Rotten showed up and all hell broke loose with everyone brawling with eachother..
* Balls & Axl smacked Nova with chairshot and Joey Styles said it was more painful than being Simon Dean on TV..
* Kid Kash did a springboard flip off the back of the referee to the floor taking out the bWo, Dudleyz & Balls/Axl..
* Kid Kash, Axl & Balls brawled to the back with the bWo members and the match finally got started in the ring..
* Tommy Dreamer brought a cheese grader in and having it used on his own head!!!
* Tommy Dreamer was busted wide open and had blood pouring out of his forehead..
* Sandman brought a ladder into the ring and smashed it into both of the Dudleyz, knocking them over..
* Sandman placed the ladder over Tommy Dreamers head and he spin it around smashing the Dudleyz in their heads!
* Tommy Dreamer then busted Bubba Dudley open with the cheese grater as the fans chanted "He's hardcore!"..
* Sandman teeter-toodered the ladder on the ropes and pulled down one side, smashing DVon Dudley in the face!
* Sandman covered DVon Dudley with the ladder and hit a rolling Senton off the top rope onto the ladder!
* Bubba Ray came in and gave Sandman a vicous chairshot, igniting a loud "Holy Shit! Holy Shit!" chant..
* Bubba Ray splashed Sandman from the top rope while Sandman was laid out on top of the folded ladder..
* DVon Dudley missed a Cane-shot and accidentally hit Bubba, and Sandman gave DVon the side-russian legsweep..
* Sandman & Dreamer got The Dudleyz in a pair of Figure Four Leglocks until Lance Storm & Justin Credible showed up!
* Justin Credible gave Sandman the That's Incredible Piledriver onto a roll of barbed wire..
* Francine showed up and kicked Dreamer between the legs, bringing out Beulah for an extreme catfight!!!!!
* The Impact Players went after Beulah, but Storm accidentally hit Credible, and Beulah kicked Storm "in the BALLS"
* Tommy Dreamer, with a crimson mask, hugged Beulah (his wife), and they gave the Dudleyz simoltaneous DDTs!!
* Joey Styles said "I've just been informed that I can't say BALLS. I'm sorry if anyone was offended when I said BALLS"
* Sandman held DVon's legs open with a chair over his crotch while Dreamer hit a road sign smash to his crotch!!!
* Bubba Ray came in swinging the Singapore Cane and cracked it over the head of both Sandman and Tommy Dreamer..
* The Dudley Boyz then powerbombed Sandman through a table but only got a two-count..
* The Dudley Boyz hit a Dudley Death Drop on Tommy Dreamer and then slide a table into the ring..
* Spike Dudley, wearing full old school Dudley-gear, came down with a bottles of lighter fluid for the table..
* Joey Styles said "they're gonna throw us in jail" and Foley said "I don't think we can use lighter fluid on PPV"..
* The Dudleyz lit the table on fire and powerbombed Tommy Dreamer through it and pinned him for the win!!!
* Tommy Dreamer sold it like he was just butchered alive and laid in the ring covered in blood..


# CONCLUSION: Stone Cold Steve Austin + The ECW Alumni vs The anti-ECW Crusaders..

* The Dudleyz dragged Beulah McGillicutty into the ring but Sandman whacked everybody with a Singapore cane!
* Sandman demanded that somebody get him a beer, AND HERE COMES STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Steve Austin says Sandman doesn't need just one beer, he needs a whole case of beer.....for a beer bash!!
* The ECW locker room filed out and got in the ring as the anti-ECW crusaders watched in envy from the balcony..
* Joey Styles noted (in reference to Al Snow) "We got head tonight, and I'm married, it doesn't happen to often"..
* Also included: Johnny Swinger, Gary Wolfe, Chris Chetti, CW Anderson, Roadkill, Danny Doring & Elektra..
* Joey Styles says "this is the kind of love you won't find in any other locker room"..
* Steve Austin says he has nearly overdosed on Violence tonight and invites the anti-ECW guys into the ring..
* Steve Austin says if they don't come down, he'll go up there and "slap the piss out of every one of them"..
* The anti-ECW Crusaders turned and filed out down to the ring to go face-to-face with the ECW alumni..
* The crowd started chanting "WE WANT TAZZ! WE WANT TAZZ" and right on que Tazz came out to the ring..
* Tazz got in the ring and went after Kurt Angle and all hell broke loose with the ring full of mayhem!!
* Rhyno gored Kurt Angle and Tazz got Angle in the Tazzmission outside on the floor and choked him out...
* Off-camera, JBL stalked The Blue Meanie and viciously punched his face, busting Meanie open & bruising him legit..
* Some of the wrestlers in the ring, including Al Snow, saw what was going on and did not appreciate JBL's actions..
* The Blue Meanie ended up with a cut on the forehead, and a black eye before Maven pulled him free of JBL..
* Mick Foley yelled at Eric Bischoff, who joined commentary, that they only showed up to "crap on something special"
* Eric Bischoff says ECW wrestlers are just a bunch of "out of shape scabs who can't get a job anywhere else"..
* Mick Foley told Eric Bischoff that what went on tonight was something WCW was void of, and that is REAL EMOTION..
* Eric Bischoff called the fans 1500 idiots, coolaid-drinking pieces of garbage who still live with their parents..
* Eric Bischoff says he's wanted to knock out Joey Styles for a long time, and Style says he never answered his calls.
* One by one, the anti-ECW crusaders were thrown out of the ring and Steve Austin says they got their ass whooped!
* Joey Styles says if you want to watch body builders wrestle, then you can tune in on Monday nights..
* Steve Austin asked Mick Foley to grab Eric Bischoff and drag him to the ring as the anti-ECW crew retreated..
* Mick Foley tossed Eric Bischoff into the ring, where the Dudley Boyz gave him a Dudley Death Drop..
* Chris Benoit gave Eric Bischoff a flying headbutt | followed by Rey Mysterio giving him a 619..
* Steve Austin leaned over Eric Bischoff's body and asked him what he thinks of ECW now..
* Steve Austin held a microphone up to Bischoff's mouth as Bischoff screamed "F*CK ECW!!!!!"
* Steve Austin then gave Eric Bischoff a Stone Cold Stunner and the Dudleyz dragged him backstage to dispose of him..
* Steve Austin then started the beer bash with all the ECW Stars including sharing beers with Sandman!
* The PPV ended with Steve Austin raising Sandman's arm on the stage with Joey Styles yelling "ECW LIIIIVVVEESSS!!!!!!"


# POST SHOW: Tommy Dreamer..

* All the ECW wrestlers filed out until Tommy Dreamer (who stayed outside the ring during the brawl) was left..
* Tommy Dreamer looked around the building at the fans and started to cry and and dropped to his knees..
* The crowd chanted "Thank you Tommy!" as he bowed down and kissed the ECW logo on the ring canvas..
* The Dudley Boyz returned to the ring and hugged Tommy Dreamer and Bubba said "This is all for you...."
* Tommy Dreamer reportedly suffered both a seperated shoulder and an ear injury of some sort in his match..
*
* The next day there was a huge contraversy over JBL's "unprofessional" conduct towards the Blue Meanie..
* Dave Meltzer reported that a second altercation occured backstage between JBL and The Blue Meanie..
*
* Matt Hardy posted the following on his website: What's up everyone? I got about 50 calls tonight from people buzzing me on the ECW crowd being all over Adam's @ss about me and the Paul E plug. After reading a couple of reviews of the show, it reminded me of why I loved ECW so much back in the day. Spontaneity. Controversy. Not being afraid to break from "the formula". Alot of truth and honesty rolled into the "entertainment" aspect of pro wrestling. Regardless of how predetermined or not Paul's two (or three) words were - "Matt frickin' Hardy", I respect him and thank him for going there. It popped me when I heard. Paul Heyman is a truly amazing individual when it comes down to him having his fingers on the pulse of the product. I respect his contributions to the business and wrestling mind greatly. I also respect the f*ck out of the New York fans--more specifically, the more educated, can't be insulted, we'll call you out on your feces fans. When it comes to performing, there's nowhere like NYC and the New Yorkers. As always, I thank everyone for their support--be well.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE Vengeance
Date: June 26, 2005
Location: Las Vegas, Nevada
Arena: Thomas and Mack Center​

# SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Hosted by Ivory & Todd Grisham -- oh yeah, and The Coach..

* The Coach was supposedly in the World Poker championships earlier in the day and didn't do so well..
* They showed a video package covering the Lita/Edge/Kane feud (The Hardy tease from RAW was suspiciously omitted)..
* INTERVIEW: The Coach & Carlito Cool (Says that in Vegas, Carlito Cool is the only "sure thing")..
* They showed the video about Triple H's dominance in Hell in a Cell and then showed Press Conference footage..
* INTERVIEW: The Coach & Kurt Angle (Says he'll prove that his victory over HBK at WM21 was not a fluke)..
* TAG TITLE MATCH: The SuperHeros (Hurricane & Rosey w/Stacy) defeated The Heart Throbs (Antonio & Romeo) to retain..


# INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Carlito Cool defeated Shelton Benjamin to retain..

* Carlito Cool removed the turn-buckle and Shelton Benjamin went for the Stinger-splash but hit the exposed metel!


# WOMANS GRUDGE MATCH: Victoria defeated Christy Hemme after blocking a Sunset-flip and holding the ropes..

# GRUDGE MATCH FROM HELL: Kane defeated Edge w/Lita..

* Gene Snitsky was constantly interfering on Edge's behalf, until Edge accidentally whacked him with the briefcase!
* Kane nailed a chokeslam on Edge and pinned him to pick up the victory...


# WM21 REMATCH: Shawn Michaels defeated Kurt Angle..

* Kurt Angle got Shawn Michaels in the Anklelock, but Michaels managed to get to the ropes to break it..
* A few minutes later, Kurt Angle came off the top rope and got hit with a superkick -- HBK wins!
* Both men got a standing ovation after the match..


# BACKSTAGE: Batista cut a promo on Triple H and then they had a pull-apart brawl..

# IN THE RING: Lillian Garcia + Viscera + The Godfather..

* Lillian Garcia called out Viscera and told him that she wants to return the favour and sing a song for Vis..
* Lillian Garcia, a professional singer, sang a love song called "Life" to Big Vis ---- AWWW!
* Lillian Garcia says she promised Viscera would hit the jackpot, and then asks Viscera to marry her!!
* Viscera says "that's heavy", and adds "I'll take that into consideration......"
* Suddenly some very familiar music came over the speaker and The Godfather showed up with some hos!!
* The Godfather asks if Viscera really wants to get married.. OR take a ride on the hoooo train!!
* Viscera chooses the Ho-train --- thus breaking Lillian Garcia's heart.........


# WWE TITLE TRIPLE THREAT: John Cena defeated Christian and Chris Jericho to retain..

* John Cena got Christian up for the FU, and spun around, knocking Jericho down, and hitting the FU for the win!
* Very good match.......


# HELL IN A CELL WORLD TITLE MATCH: Batista defeated Triple H to retain!

* Lots of weapons used, such as the ringsteps, a sledgehammer, a chain, and a chair wrapped in barbed wire..
* Batista hit the spinebuster on the ring steps and followed up with a Demon-bomb for the victory!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE The Great American Bash
Date: July 24, 2005
Location: Buffalo, New York
Arena: HSBC Arena​

# SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Hosted by Todd Grisham & Josh Mathews..

* INTERVIEW: Steve Romero & Orlando Jordan (Chris Benoit showed up and punched Orlando onto the ground!)..
* The Mexicools hijacked Sunday Night Heat and kicked Todd Grisham and Josh Mathews off the stage!
* CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Paul London defeated Nunzio with the Shooting Star Press to retain!


# TAG TITLE MATCH: Road Warrior Animal & John Heidenreich defeated MNM (Mercury & Nitro w/Melina) to win the titles!

* The crowd erupted with chants of LOD and Animal cut a promo dedicating the match to Hawk..


# MATCH: Booker T w/Sharmell defeated Christian..

# UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Orlando Jordan defeated Chris Benoit to retain..

# GRUDGE MATCH: The Undertaker defeated Muhammad Hassan w/Daivari..

* Muhammad Hassan came out flanked by the masked (sympathizer) guys and claimed he would be back on SD!
* The Undertaker pinned Hassan after a chokeslam and then destroyed all the masked (sympathizer) guys....
* The Undertaker then powerbombed Muhammad Hassan through a hole in the stage down to the concrete floor..
* They showed him on the floor with blood everywhere and claimed he was rushed to the hospital..


# 6-MAN TAG: The Mexicools (Juventud & Pyschosis & Super Crazy) beat The bWo (Big Stevie Cool & Blue Meanie & Nova)..

# GRUDGE MATCH: Rey Mysterio defeated Eddie Guerrero..

* If Eddie wins, he gets to tell Rey's secret; If Rey wins, then Eddie has to keep the secret forever..
* They showed Rey Mysterio's son Dominic sitting in a chair at ringside to add more drama to the match..
* Eddie Guerrero hit a frog splash but Rey turned it into a cradle for the pinfall victory!


# BRA & PANTIES MATCH: Melina Perez defeated Torrie Wilson with Candice Michelle as referee..

* Melina stripped Torrie to win. Candice stripped Melina. Then Candice stripped herself.


# WORLD TITLE MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield w/Orlando Jordan defeated Batista by Disqualification..

* Orlando Jordan introduced a steel chair into the match, but Batista got his hands on it and used it..
* Batista repeatedly smashed both John Layfield and Orlando Jordan with the chair causing the DQ finish..
* After the match, Batista powerbombed Orlando Jordan, and then powerbombed John Layfield for good measure..

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE SummerSlam
Date: August 21, 2005
Location: Washington, D.C.
Arena: MCI Center​

# SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: Hosted by Todd Grisham & The Coach..

* INTERVIEW: Lillian Garcia & Kurt Angle (Says tonight is about righting an huge injustice)..
* DivaSearch 2005 winner Ashley Massaro went outside to the lines to ask fans who will win the main event..
* ~~~Ashley also asked Moolah & Mae Young their thoughts, Moolah picked Hogan, Mae Young picked HBK..
* They showed clips of John Cena and Hulk Hogan presenting "Best Hissy Fit" at the Teen Choice awards..
* Dominick arrived at the building with the social worker Ms. Crabtree before they showed highlights..
* INTERVIEW: Josh Mathews & Orlando Jordan (Claims he is not nervous about his match with Chris Benoit)..
* MATCH: Chris Masters defeated The Hurricane w/Rosey & Super Stacy..


# UNITED STATES TITLE MATCH: Chris Benoit defeated Orlando Jordan to capture the United States title in 25 seconds!

# BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero & Vicki Guerrero..

* Eddie Guerrero's wife told him that he doesn't care about Dominick and is only doing this to hurt Rey..
* Eddie Guerrero wasn't thrilled to hear his wife say this and went into an obsessed frenzy..


# GRUDGE MATCH: Edge w/Lita defeated Matt Hardy by referee stoppage due to Matt Hardy bleeding..

* These two sworn enemies brawled for several minuted before Hardy got dropped head first on the ring post!
* Edge further complicated things when he gave an already concussed Matt Hardy a stiff kick to the temple..


# LADDER MATCH: Rey Mysterio defeated Eddie Guerrero to win custody of Dominick!

* Lots of high-risk stunts for this match making it the show-stealer of the night..
* Dominick actually interfered in the match, preventing Eddie Guerrero climing the ladder..
* Eddie Guerrero threatened to hit Dominick, but Rey Mysterio came to make the save for his son!
* Eddie Guerrero later climbed up the ladder, which was pushed over by his wife Vicki!
* Vicki Guerrero tackled Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio climbed the ladder and got the briefcase!
* After the match, Rey Mysterio, and Angie and Dominick were reunited as a family again.....
* Rey Mysterio re-entered the ring and knocked Eddie Guerrero out with the briefcase!


# NO TIME LIMIT MATCH: Kurt Angle defeated Eugene Dinsmore w/Christy Hemme to win back his Olympic Gold Medels!

# BACKSTAGE: The Divas + Vince McMahon..

* The WWE Divas were in bikinis washing a "Presidential" limosine and lathering eachother up with soap..
* The window rolled down and Vince McMahon popped his head out and said "Hey.... why not?" and smirked..


# SUPER GRUDGE MATCH: Randy Orton defeated The Undertaker with help from "Cowboy" Bob Orton!

# WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Chris Jericho to retain the WWE title..

# WORLD TITLE MATCH: Batista defeated John Bradshaw Layfield to retain the World title..

# MAIN EVENT: Hulk Hogan defeated Shawn Michaels..

* The first referee took a bump and everyone was caught looking for Bret Hart to show up..
* Shawn Michaels put on a great performance and Hulk Hogan juiced like crazy for the match..
* Shawn Michaels offered to shake hands after the match, which they did, so Michaels is back to being face!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE RAW's Unforgiven 2005
Date: September 18, 2005
Location: Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Arena: Ford Center
Attendance: 8,000​

# SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT:

* INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & Carlito Cool..
* INTERVIEW: Jerry "The King" Lawler & Trish Stratus & Ashley Massaro..
* MATCH: Rob Conway defeated Tajiri..


# INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH: Ric Flair defeated Carlito Cool by Submission to win the title!

* Ric Flair said it was great to win the IC Title but he wished the great Triple H was there to see it..


# DIVAS TAG MATCH: Trish Stratus & Ashley Massaro defeated Victoria & Torrie Wilson w/Candice Michelle..

# PARKING LOT: Ric Flair got in a limo with four strippers, but not before popping some pills (Viagra)..

# GRUDGE MATCH: The Big Show defeated Gene Snitsky..

* After the match, The Big Show whacked Gene Snitsky with the ring bell (actually missed but whatever)..
* The Big Show left the ring and then came back and whacked Gene Snitsky with the ring bell once more...


# GRUDGE MATCH: Shelton Benjamin defeated Kerwin White (Chavo Guerrero) with a T-bone Suplex..

# SUPER GRUDGE CAGE MATCH: Matt Hardy defeated Edge w/Lita..

* Lita entered the Cage and got the Twist of Fate from Matt Hardy (after she did it to him on RAW)..
* Matt Hardy hit a career highlight Leg Drop off the top of the Cage onto Edge to finish him off for the victory!


# TAG TITLE MATCH: Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated The SuperHeros (Hurricane & Rosey) to win the titles!

* The Hurricane injured his wrist and was being helped backstage by trainers but decided to come back..
* The Hurricane was quickly pinned giving Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch the tag team championships!


# PARKING LOT: The four strippers continued to ride space mountain in Ric Flair's limosine..

# INTERVIEW: Maria Kanellis & Chris Masters (Cut a promo on Shawn Michaels before their match)..

# GRUDGE MATCH: "The Heart Break Kid" Shawn Michaels defeated "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters..

* Chris Masters spent the match trying unsuccessfully to get Shawn Michaels into the Masterlock submission..
* Shawn Michaels pinned Chris Masters after hitting a super kick!


# PARKING LOT: Ric Flair (with no pants on) came out of his limo with the strippers and passed out on the ground..

# WWE TITLE MATCH: Kurt Angle defeated John Cena by Disqualification..

* The referee got knocked out and Kurt Angle punched John Cena in the forehead using the Gold medels..
* Eric Bischoff came out and watched Kurt Angle sinch in the anklelock on John Cena for several minutes..
* John Cena got the WWE championship belt and whacked Kurt Angle with it but the ref saw it and DQ'd Cena!
* Eric Bischoff interjected and ruled that Cena doesn't get the belt back - so John Cena FU'd Bischoff!
* Kurt Angle jumped John Cena and they fought until Cena FU'd Angle through the spanish announce table!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE SmackDown!'s No Mercy 2006
Date: October 8, 2006
Location: Raleigh, North Carolina
Arena: RBC Center
Attendance: 9,000​

# SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: William Regal & Paul Burchill defeated Brian Kendrick & Paul London..

# 6-PERSON TAG: The Legion of Doom & Christy Hemme defeated MNM (Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro & Melina)..

* Animal lifted Melina Perez on his shoulders and Christy Hemme leaped off the top rope with the doomsday device!


# BACKSTAGE: Eddie Guerrero and Batista ackwardly wished eachother good luck in their match later..

# MATCH: Bobby Lashley defeated Simon Dean in 2-minutes with The Dominator!

* Simon Dean claimed that he was going to eat twenty cheeseburgers if he lost the match..
* Bobby Lashley shoved a cheeseburger in Simon Dean's mouth after the match..


# US TITLE 4-WAY: Chris Benoit defeated Christian and Booker T w/Sharmell and Orlando Jordan to retain..

* Chris Benoit made Christian tap out to the Sharpshooter submission..
* Sharmell went crazy after the match telling Booker T that it was all Chris Benoit's fault...


# BACKSTAGE: Bobby Lashley was forcing Simon Dean to make good on his promise to eat 20 cheeseburgers..

# MATCH: Mr. Ken Kennedy defeated Hardcore Holly with the Green Bay Plunge or whatever it's called..

* After the match, while Holly was selling his injured ribs, Sylvan ran down and attacked Hardcore Holly..


# BACKSTAGE: Booker T & Sharmell + Mr. Ken Kennedy..

* Sharmell was still complaining to Booker T, saying that Chris Benoit stole the match from him..
* Mr. Kennedy showed up and called Booker T a loser --- Sharmell said Booker T himself is the problem..


# GRUDGE MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield w/Jillian Hall defeated Rey Mysterio..

# HANDICAP CASKET MATCH: Randy & Bob Orton defeated The Undertaker..

* The Undertaker took Bob Orton out with the Triangle Choke and dumped him into the Casket..
* The Undertaker powerbombed Randy Orton and opened the Casket, only to get sprayed in the eyes by Bob Orton!
* Randy Orton RKO'd Undertaker, but he recovered and they both ended up inside the Casket with Bob outside..
* A minute later, Bob Orton distracted Undertaker so that Randy Orton could whack him with a steel chair!
* The Undertaker fell into the Casket and the lid was closed giving the Ortons the victory..
* Randy Orton then poured Gasoline all over the casket and lit it on fire!!!!!!


# CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Juventud Guerrera defeated Nunzio to capture the Cruiserweight title!

# BACKSTAGE: Bobby Lashley watched Simon Dean throw up after his 19th double cheeseburger..

# WORLD TITLE MATCH: Batista defeated Eddie Guerrero to retain the World title!

* Eddie Guerrero constantly teased using forign objects as weapons but every time voluntarily gave it up..
* Batista scored a clean pinfall after a spinebuster on Eddie Guerrero -- they shook hands after the match..

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Taboo Tuesday
Date: November 1, 2005
Location: San Diego, California;​

# PRE-SHOW MATCH: Kerwin White & Matt Striker defeated Val Venis & Shelton Benjamin (Striker pinned Benjamin)..

# KICKOFF: Joey Styles was introduced as tonights guest commentator! (Replacing Coach, who is wrestling)..

# INTERPROMOTIONAL MATCH: SD!'s Matt Hardy & Rey Mysterio defeated RAW's Chris Masters & Gene Snitsky..

* Fans Choices: John Layfield (17&#37, Rey Mysterio (29%), Matt Hardy (31%), Hardcore Holly & Christian..
* Gene Snitsky replaced Edge w/Lita, who was out of action due an injury he sustained two weeks ago..
* Matt Hardy used a Twist of Fate on Chris Masters and Rey Mysterio pinned him after a Springboard Splash..


# TAG MATCH: Eugene Dinsmore & Jimmy Snuka defeated Rob Conway & Tyson Tomko..

* The Fans Chose Eugene's Partner: 1) Jimmy Snuka (43%), 2) "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (40%) and 3) Kamala (17%)..
* Eugene hit a Rock Botton, and Jimmy Snuka hit a Superfly Splash on Rob Conway for the win!
* Rob Conway & Tyson Tomko attacked Jimmy Snuka after until Jim Duggan & Kamala made the save!


# GRUDGE MATCH: Mick Foley (as Mankind) defeated Carlito Cool..

* The Fans Chose What Character Foley Uses: 1) Cactus Jack (35%), 2) Dude Love (13%), or 3) Mankind (52%)..
* Mankind won with the Socko Claw -- He also did his famous leaping elbow of the apron!


# TAG TITLE MATCH: Kane & The Big Show defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch to win the titles!

* The announced that Shawn Michaels had won the main event vote, thus Kane & Big Show get the tag title shot..
* The Big Show & Kane hit a double-chokeslam on Lance Cade and pinned him to win the Tag Team titles!


# STREET FIGHT: Batista defeated Jonathan Coachman w/Goldust & Big Van Vader..

* Fans Chose What Kind Of Match: 1) Verbal Debate, 2) Arm Wrestling, or 3) Street Fight (91%)..
* Batista was a replacement for Steve Austin, who was advertised, but pulled out after a disagreement..
* Of course they voted for a Street Fight and Batista had to also had to deal with Goldust & Vader..
* Batista won with a Demon-bomb (I still refuse to call it a Batista-bomb) on The Coach..


# BACKSTAGE: Kurt Angle suggested to Shawn Michaels that they take out John Cena and go 1-on-1..

# FULFILL YOUR FANTASY BATTLE ROYAL: Trish Stratus retained the Woman's title..

* Fans Chose Outfits: 1) Cheerleader (25%), 2) Ligerie (43%), or 3) Leather & Lace (32%)..
* Participants: Trish Stratus, Ashley Massaro, Mickie James, Maria Kanellis, Candice Michelle & Victoria..
* The rules were made clear that a diva only have to be thrown out of the ring, not just over the top!
* Maria eliminated by Trish & Mickie | Candice eliminated by Ashley | Ashley eliminated by Victoria..
* Mickie James kept saving Trish Stratus from being eliminated and ultimately helped Trish gain victory..
* It came down to Trish, Mickie James & Victoria - Mickie tackled Victoria and both fell through the ropes..
* Mickie James stole the interview from Trish Stratus and Trish acted annoyed at her attitude..


# INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE CAGE MATCH: Ric Flair defeated Triple H to retain..

* Fans Chose What Kind Of Match: 1) Regular Match (4%), 2) Submissions (13%), or 3) Steel Cage (83%)..
* This was a bloodbath between two "former best friends" that ended with Ric Flair crawling out to win!


# TRIPLE THREAT FOR THE WWE TITLE: John Cena defeated Kurt Angle and Shawn Michaels to retain!

* Fans Chose 3RD MAN: 1) Shawn Michaels 46%, 2) The Big Show 16%, and 3) Kane 38%..
* Kurt Angle had the anklelock on John Cena when Shawn Michaels saved him with with an elbow off the top rope!
* Shawn Michaels gave Kurt Angle a superkick, but John Cena gave Michaels an FU and pinned him to retain...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE SURVIVOR SERIES
Date: November 27, 2005 (8PM ET)
Location: Detroit, Michigana ​

# PRE SHOW MATCH: Juventud Guerrera defeated Simon Dean in a Non Title Match..

# BEST OF SEVEN SERIES #1: Booker T w/Sharmell defeated Chris Benoit..

# BACKSTAGE: Eric Bischoff & Vince McMahon + John Cena + Booker T..

* Eric Bischoff promised to screw John Cena just like Vince McMahon screwed Bret Hart..
* John Cena was standing there and heard it, and commented about how much Eric likes screwing guys..
* Vince McMahon made a "racial" comment, trying to be "hip hop" and Booker T said "Tell me, I didn't just hear THAT!"..


# WOMENS TITLE MATCH: Trish Stratus w/Mickie James defeated Melina Perez w/MNM to retain..

* Trish Stratus won with a facebuster off the top rope after a little help from Mickie James..


# LAST MAN STANDING MATCH: Triple H defeated Ric Flair in 27:00..

* Triple H used a screwdriver to bust Ric Flair open and he bled a whole lot for the rest of the match..
* Ric Flair reversed out of the Pedigree and managed to backdrop Triple H through the Announce Table!
* Triple H hit three Pedigrees on Ric Flair, but Flair wouldn't stay down, so HHH whacked him with a sledgehammer!
* Ric Flair was down for the 10-count and was stretchered out with the impression that his career was over..


# BACKSTAGE: The members of Team Smackdown! debated over who would be their captain, settling on Batista..

# CUTTING EDGE TALK SHOW: Edge interviewed Dmitri Young (of the Detroit Tigers baseball team)..

# WWE TITLE MATCH: John Cena defeated Kurt Angle to retain..

* Kurt Angle had his exclusive personal referee Daivari there to referee the match as advertised..
* Daivari was knocked out, then replacement referees Chad Patton and Mickey Henson were both knocked out too!
* Smackdown! referee Charles Robinson ran in just as John Cena hit the FU and scored the PIN to retain!
* John Cena was heavily booed throughout the match, and the fans are increasingly getting behind Kurt Angle..


# BATTLE OF THE GENERAL MANAGERS: Theodore Long defeated Eric Bischoff..

* The Boogey Man ran in and gave Eric Bischoff a Pump-handle slam to help Theodore Long win!
* The crowd crapped on this match from beginning to end..


# ELIMINATION MATCH: Smackdown! defeated RAW..

* Bobby Lashley was pinned by Shawn Michaels after Kane choke-slammed Lashley..
* Kane was eliminated by Batista after a spinebuster..
* Batista was eliminated when Kane & Big Show double chokeslammed him!
* The Big Show was eliminated by Rey Mysterio after a series of moves by Team SD!..
* Carlito Cool was eliminated by John Bradshaw Layfield after a clothesline from hell..
* Chris Masters was eliminated by Rey Mysterio after a Springboard Legdrop (dropping the dime)..
* At this point it is Shawn Michaels vs John Layfield, Rey Mysterio & Randy Orton..
* Rey Mysterio was eliminated by Shawn Michaels with a superkick..
* John Bradshaw Layfield was eliminated by Shawn Michaels with a superkick..
* Shawn Michaels was eliminated by Randy Orton with an RKO to win the match for Team Smackdown!..


# CONCLUSION: The Undertaker..

* The lights went out and a group of druids brought a Casket out to the ringside area..
* Suddenly a bolt of lightning struck the Casket and The Undertaker came out of it (impressive)..
* Randy Orton & Bob Orton escaped while The Undertaker destroyed Kendrick, The Dicks, Regal & Birchall..

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE Armageddon
Date: December 18, 2005
Location: Providence, Rhode Island
Arena: Dunkin' Donuts Center​

# SUNDAY NIGHT HEAT: ..

* MATCH: Jamie Noble defeated Sho Funaki by Dragon Sleeper submission..


# MATCH: John Bradshaw Layfield defeated Matt Hardy..

# TAG MATCH: MNM (Mercury & Nitro w/Melina) defeated The Mexicools (Psychosis & Super Crazy)..

# BEST OF 7 SERIES MATCH #4: Chris Benoit defeated Booker T w/Sharmell by Submission (3-1)..

# IN THE RING: Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon + Santa Clause (Vito) & an Elf (Nunzio) + The Boogeyman..

* Big Vito & Nunzio told Theodore Long & Palmer Cannon that they wanted a Tag Title shot for doing this..
* The Boogeyman came out instead and destroyed Nunzio & Big Vito and opened Santa's bag to find 1000s of worms!
* The Boogeyman pulled out a big handful of worms and shoved them into Bit Vito's mouth..
* The ring was covered with live worms by the end of this segment..


# HANDICAP MATCH: Bobby Lashley defeated William Regal & Paul Birchall..

# LOCAL BAR: Josh Mathews & Tim White..

* Josh Mathews was at "The Friendly Tap" which is former referee Tim White's business..
* Anyway, Josh Mathews found Tim White, whose referee career was ended after an injury during a Hell in a Cell match..
* Tim White is now a drunk, saying Hell in a Cell ruined his life, his wife left him and his family won't talk to him..
* Tim White pulled out a rifle and threatened to commit suicide and a gunshot was heard as the segment ended (booo!)..


# CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE MATCH: Kid Kash defeated Juventud Guerrera to win the title!

# TAG MATCH: The Big Show & Kane defeated Batista & Rey Mysterio..

# HELL IN A CELL: The Undertaker defeated Randy Orton w/Cowboy Bob Orton..

* By the end of this match, The Undertaker, Randy Orton, Cowboy Boy AND referee Nick Patrick were bloodied!
* Nick Patrick was stretchered out and Charles Robinson was attacked by Cow Bob Orton when he tried to count..
* The Undertaker whacked both Ortons with the urn, the hit them both with Tombstones and pinned Randy to win....