WWE Comics?

[The Doctor]

So, if you've read the report, you've realized that WWE plans on releasing some comics using WWE superstars. Personally, I'd read them because they sound damn hilarious. They could be the kind of cheesy awesomeness you love, like B-Movies in comic form.

Would you read them?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Only if they're like the old WCW ones where Sting fought robots.

 

[Coco]

Will John Cena be able to escape Randy Orton's vice-like chinlock and retain the WWE Championship in time to save President Romney from Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase, and a Donkey Kong?

To be continued...

 

[The Doctor]

OK, everyone, here's the first cover:

How can you not want this comic?!

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

OK, everyone, here's the first cover:

How can you not want this comic?!

Awful. Downright, dreadfully awful.

I can't even imagine Kids that would actually think this was cool.

 

[BladeRunner]

Well I love comics. That cover looks insane.

I figured they were going to have wrestling type storylines, not the wwe cast versus zombies. There's been very few comics about wrestling.

There's a japanese comic called "Kinnikuman" about wrestling. In America it's called "Ultimate Muscle". There was a cartoon about it on Fox. It's a comedy/wrestling comic thats actually pretty good.

Nevertheless I'm a sucker and I would wanna read this

 

[X]

So...Triple H is tossing what appears to be a very old corpse why? And why are there leopards?

Yeah, I'm going to need to read these, just for the laughter. This is the kind of stuff WrestleCrap is probably salivating over.

 

[BladeRunner]

Here's some more pictures from it:

 

[X]

Whoever the artist is apparently hasn't seen many black people. Kofi and R-Truth look like he used crayons that said "Mocha" and "Latte" on them or something.

Kane looks like Goldberg.

 

[BladeRunner]

"Here's a synopsis of issue #1 from the press release: Issue #1 reveals an eternal rivalry set against the backdrop of the history of WWE. Why is the ruthless Shadow King so obsessed with WWE? What is the reason for his eternal and supernatural war with the Firstborn? And could his ancient opponent really be a member of the WWE roster?"

Reading this synopsis and looking at this artwork, I still have no idea what the hell's going on.

I found some more artwork:

 

[X]

...What the fuck did I just read?

 

[BladeRunner]

It looks like WWE and He-man took some acid and had a baby.

 

[Coco]

Still better than Raw most weeks.

 

[The Doctor]

HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THIS COMIC?

It looks hilarious. I was dying just reading those samples. Fucking great.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Still better than Raw most weeks.

LOL! That was actually funny, Coco.

 

[klunderbunker]

Dude, compared to the Taker and Warrior comics those look amazing.

Except the one where Warrior puts Santa in bondage and possibly rapes him. You can't trump that, ever.

 

[X]

Dude, compared to the Taker and Warrior comics those look amazing.

Except the one where Warrior puts Santa in bondage and possibly rapes him. You can't trump that, ever.

Link/Photoscans. Now.

 

[klunderbunker]

I can give you a link to a video where two guys review the first issue and the Santa issue.