WWE.com has topped itself yet again

[Coco]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2014-01-27/the-8-coolest-things-batista-has-ever-worn/

We hadn’t seen style like this since the big man went away (most Superstars have just been doing that odd thing where they wear their own T-shirt over tights so they appear pantsless like Porky Pig), which made us even happier to have him back.

Nobody — not even Batista — sported a three-piece like Slick Ric, but the 2014 Royal Rumble Match winner came close to Naitch with this pinstripe stunner. This is Al Capone if Al Capone took out his rivals with running clotheslines and powerbombs. Straight gangster.

No Superstar (besides maybe Adrian Adonis when he was part of The East-West Connection) ever went this hard.

 

[Alex]

Dafuq.


Basically it's stuff a good percentage of gym guys would wear.

At least do something interesting like best and worst merchandise from a particular wrestler

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

This is The Room of WWE.com articles.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

No Superstar (besides maybe Adrian Adonis when he was part of The East-West Connection) ever went this hard.

Bah Gawd...

 

[Thriller Ant]

It's about time WWE.com published something worth reading

 

[BaconBits]

Now we know why CM Punk quit...

 

[Spidey Revivey]

No ensemble screamed Batista quite like this one: A leather vest with no shirt underneath, sunglasses indoors, random jewelry (is that a kabbalah bracelet?). Even if it was just dangling from a hanger, you’d immediately know this outfit belonged to The Animal. No Superstar (besides maybe Adrian Adonis when he was part of The East-West Connection) ever went this hard. We’re grateful he did

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[Uncle Sam]

 

[Wally Dangerously]

Are his skinny jeans featured?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

WWE comedy I can appreciate.

 

[Slash-LN]

Are his skinny jeans featured?

Yeah. The picture they have doesn't show them but they get mentioned.
My favorite part of that one is how it starts out by comparing him to a teenager preparing their outfit for the first day of high school.

 

[Thriller Ant]

My body was not ready for this

 

[Wolf Pac]

Batista's worn this and the leather vest is #1?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Making me feel like I should send 'em an application to write for the website. And then write just the same as this guy.