Wrestlers who could not hurt a fly.

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Yeah, just as the title suggests, this is about the wrestlers who have a reputation of not being all that tough.

I've heard that Buddy Rogers is the first wrestler who won the title despite not being a legit fighter, so he is probably on that list.

Hulk Hogan-because Backlund would not lose to him because he thought that Hogan was not a legit fighter.

I've heard stories of HBK not being all that tough. Goldberg is another guy about whom we know for Jericho mocking him.

So who else do we have.

 

[Dirk]

Sheamus, despite the gimmick

 

[nightmare]

The Miz. I also hear that Nikki Bella hits like a girl.

 

[Bernkastel]

I've heard that Buddy Rogers is the first wrestler who won the title despite not being a legit fighter, so he is probably on that list.

There were several before Buddy Rogers. You had Wayne Munn in the 20's who was the world champion who lost the title in a shoot because he really wasn't that great of a fighter. It lead to some nasty disputes and rivalries. Another was Gus Sonnenberg in the early 30's. He was basically champion because of his drawing power, but wasn't much of a shooter. He used the flying tackle as his signature move. He was even attacked outside the ring once because of his perceived weakness.

 

[braveh]

Sheamus worked as bodyguard for u2.

And as security in big clubs in dublin. So im sure he has been in more fights than fmr roh talent like samoa joe, cm punk and ambrose

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Kane.

 

[OYDK]

Ric Flair apparently has gotten his ass kicked in every real fight he's been in. He's also been known to be a bit of a whimp when confronted.

 

[Mustang Sally]

One Man Gang. He dressed like a biker, was built like a cannonball.....yet seemed to have the ring countenance of Little Bo Peep (who, herself was one of Christian's people).

Even before the "Akeem" atrocity, he portrayed a guy who didn't seem to want to hurt anyone. Due to his slowness and lack of aggression, his opponents had to come to him to get hit.

Guy should've been counting sheep and picking daisies instead of wrestling.... an indication that fierce looks aren't everything.

 

[BaconBits]

Mark Henry is a softy IRL. I don't see him being the kind of guy to throw down.

 

[JoeyJoeJoe]

I can't imagine the Miz being anything more than a guy who's interested in preserving his pretty looks. He'd rather use this to follow in Jericho or Rock's footprints.

 

[JoeyJoeJoe]

Jacques Rougeau, aka The Mountie

He had a great interview talking about how he got into a fight with The Dynamite Kid. You realize that this guy was not a fighter, in any way, shape or form, but it's actually a fantastic story because of the way he ended up standing up to Dynamite (who was little more than a bully and a thug IRL) despite being kinda timid.

 

[Wolf Pac]

Sheamus worked as bodyguard for u2.

And as security in big clubs in dublin. So im sure he has been in more fights than fmr roh talent like samoa joe, cm punk and ambrose

Sheamus is a jobber to the jobbers. He got his ass whooped twice by Yoshi Tatsu and Hunico.

John Morrison. Let his woman ****e herself around the locker room and Vince didn't think he was tough for sticking up for Melina. Ironic that he won Tough Enough.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

One Man Gang. He dressed like a biker, was built like a cannonball.....yet seemed to have the ring countenance of Little Bo Peep (who, herself was one of Christian's people).

Even before the "Akeem" atrocity, he portrayed a guy who didn't seem to want to hurt anyone. Due to his slowness and lack of aggression, his opponents had to come to him to get hit.

Guy should've been counting sheep and picking daisies instead of wrestling.... an indication that fierce looks aren't everything.

But then again, saying that...

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[Scrotie McBoogerballs]

Meng, he could not hurt a fly, but he could erase it from existence.

Meng doesn't flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it.