enviousdominous
Behold my diction
It made me a little sick to my stomach when the commentators ran through their rehearsed dialogue regarding how excited they are to see who takes home the coveted Andre the Giant Memorial Trophy.
I think it would be better to just have the recognition rather than a trophy. Sure, it's of Andre the Giant. You don't get a giant statue of Arnold Palmer for winning the Masters. For me, a statue of Andre the Giant as a prize is childish. The winner obviously isn't going to clunk his opponents over the head with it, I really fucking hope they don't anyway. A statue of Andre the Giant belongs in a physical Hall of Fame, not on top of a trinket awarded to someone who doesn't flop out of the ring on accident.
I think the battle royal will be good filler for the show. I might act like I have high brow expectations, but I honestly like battle royals almost as much as I like Larry the Cable Guy. I just really hope that the participants are working out their spots so they'll look good for the show. If they manage to make this one special, I might take back some of my criticisms for validating it with an Andre the Giant trophy.
If I had to put money down on one person, I'd bet on Cesaro getting the win. I think he's their next prospect and I know the crowd will be happy to see him win.
I think they want it to be a mania tradition, I don't think it'll last. I don't know what their plan is exactly. Will they make the next trophy a Lou Thesz statue? It would get pretty stupid if in three years three guys are all carrying around Andre the Giant trophies. I think they jumped the shark with this one, but oh well. Long live WWE.
I think it would be better to just have the recognition rather than a trophy. Sure, it's of Andre the Giant. You don't get a giant statue of Arnold Palmer for winning the Masters. For me, a statue of Andre the Giant as a prize is childish. The winner obviously isn't going to clunk his opponents over the head with it, I really fucking hope they don't anyway. A statue of Andre the Giant belongs in a physical Hall of Fame, not on top of a trinket awarded to someone who doesn't flop out of the ring on accident.
I think the battle royal will be good filler for the show. I might act like I have high brow expectations, but I honestly like battle royals almost as much as I like Larry the Cable Guy. I just really hope that the participants are working out their spots so they'll look good for the show. If they manage to make this one special, I might take back some of my criticisms for validating it with an Andre the Giant trophy.
If I had to put money down on one person, I'd bet on Cesaro getting the win. I think he's their next prospect and I know the crowd will be happy to see him win.
I think they want it to be a mania tradition, I don't think it'll last. I don't know what their plan is exactly. Will they make the next trophy a Lou Thesz statue? It would get pretty stupid if in three years three guys are all carrying around Andre the Giant trophies. I think they jumped the shark with this one, but oh well. Long live WWE.