WrestleMania 32 Card that would make you spend your money

[That N Word]

I think this card would make you get out your wallet.

Shield Triple Threat for the WHC

Sting vs The Undertaker (One Last Ride)

John Cena vs Stone Cold (Hogan as ref)

The Rock vs Randy Orton (Battle of 3rd Generation)

Triple H vs Bray Wyatt

Brock Lesnar vs Sheamus

(Tag Titles) Harper/Rowan (c) vs Dudleys vs Uso's vs Accession

(Undisputed IC Title) Ziggler vs. Neville vs. Bryan

Lita/Trish vs Bella Twins

Kickoff:
Cesaro (face) vs. Tyson Kidd (heel)
ATGMBR III
NXT Title (Owens vs Zayn vs Balor vs Iltami)

 

[A11oftheLights]

its only MayFUCK OFF

 

[BaconBits]

Goldberg vs. Sylvain Grenier for the WWE title

Fake Undertaker vs. Gangrel in the cell

Jillian Hall vs. Chyna for the Divas title

TLC match for the U.S. title with the following dudes: Shane Douglas, X-Pac, Mojo Rawley, Rico, Headbanger Mosh, Simon Dean and Brutus Beefcake

Bull Buchanan vs. Bull Dempsey in a grudge match for the Bull name.

The Artist formerly known as Prince Ieukea vs. Vladmir Kozlov

Max Moon vs. Kerwin White for the IC title.

The Great Khali vs. The KISS Demon.

 

[.]

Jesus Christ that's a fucking awful card. Lita in 2015? Lesnar and fucking sheamus?

 

[Vageena Hertz]

The Rock v Rocky Maivia


Papa Shango v The Godfather

Kerwin White v Chavo Guererro

Al Snow v Leif Cassidy

Golga v Earthquake

John Morrison v Johnny Nitro

Brian Christopher v Grandmaster Sexay

Southern Justice v The Godwinns

 

[Skuzzy]

do people still even wanna see sting vs undertaker??

 

[John McCass]

LMAO. This thread has turned into a comedic one. It'd had been better in non-span section 'cause there are more of "Book it" persons in that section.

 

[Dirk]

Kickoff match:
CM Punk vs Ryback

Retirement match:
Heath Slater vs Terry Funk

Hair match:
Cesaro vs Stone Cold

Retirement match:
Curtis Axel vs Terry Funk

Paige-on-a-pole match: (aka Snow White rules)
Hornswoggle, El Torito, Rey Mysterio, Verne Troyer, Wee-Man, Warwick Davis & D-Bry vs Big Show

Buried alive match:
Hogan vs Flair

Retirement match:
Wade Barrett vs Terry Funk

Stairs match:
Bayley vs Jojo

 

[suleman09]

I guess i'll be the first to make a real response to this thread lol

I'd like to see

Kick-off Show:
NXT Divas Championship:
(c) Sasha Banks vs Charlotte

NXT Championship:
(c) Kevin Owens vs Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor vs Hideo Itami

Main Card:
WWE Tag Team Championship: Elimination Match
(c) The New Day vs The Usos vs Ascension vs Lucha Dragons vs Kidd, Cesaro

If Cena Wins - Hogan must retire
John Cena vs Hulk Hogan (THIS feud would be the PERFECT time to turn Cena heel btw)

Winner controls WWE
Stone Cold w/Vince vs Triple H w/Stephanie & HBK

The Rock vs Brock Lesnar

Money In The Bank brought back to the Mania card
Ziggler vs Bryan vs Harper vs Neville vs Sheamus vs BNB vs Miz vs Sandow

Retirement match for Taker
Sting vs The Undertaker

Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt

WWE WHC
Seth Rollins (c) vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose

 

[That N Word]

Lol this is meant to take some peoples dream matches and throw them in here to make a mockery of them.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

HHH vs. Austin (I think Austin will wrestle this time, but unfortunately only HHH makes sense as an opponent)

Rock vs. Brock
Cena vs. Undertaker