Father:_Polley
Fun's my Chinese neighbour's name
It has to be done Sly. You did the best so it's natural that I do the worst gimmick match. It's the yin to your yang.
So...Worst Gimmick match ever and trust me, there have been some absolute howlers commited by all federations involved here, but for the meantime, we'll stick to the major ones. I'm sorry, no Taipei Death Matches or other garbage matches.
I'm going to list off what I feel are the three worst matches that I feel are the worst to grace our screens in recent years.
3. Anything with the words '...on a Pole' involved. These matches are pointless, simply because of the ridiculous levels of time it seems to take to climb said pole. Unlike a ladder match, the pole simply requires you to climb a turnbuckle. Add in stupid gimmicks like Judy Bagwell (you see what you started Judy), Paddles, Pink slips and Pepper (yes, Al Snow's dog has a lot to answer for in this thread), and it rapidly becomes an alliteration nightmare.
2. TNA's electrified cage match. This was simply disasterous. The acting was terrible and the cage was never really a weapon as a result. Add in the flickering lights and you have a hexagonal cliche. TNA has had some awful matches, but the scaffold match gets piped to the post by this disasterous experiment.
1. And finally...the worst ever gimmick as picked by Polley:wanna_cracker. It has been alluded too beforehand as it stemmed from the unfortunate consumption of a chihuahua by it's owner. Ladies and gentlemen...Kennel from Hell.
A match which had the lure of rottweilers roaming free around the ring and trying to bite anyone that came near was always going to be too good to be true. Instead what followed was a match where the highlight was the dogs humping and defaecating all around the ring, ironic because the match was remarkably like the latter. Painful, disappointing and a match so bad that it was never spoken off again. Even the pole matches have been repeated!
So there you have my opinions. Agree? Disagree. Discuss
So...Worst Gimmick match ever and trust me, there have been some absolute howlers commited by all federations involved here, but for the meantime, we'll stick to the major ones. I'm sorry, no Taipei Death Matches or other garbage matches.
I'm going to list off what I feel are the three worst matches that I feel are the worst to grace our screens in recent years.
3. Anything with the words '...on a Pole' involved. These matches are pointless, simply because of the ridiculous levels of time it seems to take to climb said pole. Unlike a ladder match, the pole simply requires you to climb a turnbuckle. Add in stupid gimmicks like Judy Bagwell (you see what you started Judy), Paddles, Pink slips and Pepper (yes, Al Snow's dog has a lot to answer for in this thread), and it rapidly becomes an alliteration nightmare.
2. TNA's electrified cage match. This was simply disasterous. The acting was terrible and the cage was never really a weapon as a result. Add in the flickering lights and you have a hexagonal cliche. TNA has had some awful matches, but the scaffold match gets piped to the post by this disasterous experiment.
1. And finally...the worst ever gimmick as picked by Polley:wanna_cracker. It has been alluded too beforehand as it stemmed from the unfortunate consumption of a chihuahua by it's owner. Ladies and gentlemen...Kennel from Hell.
A match which had the lure of rottweilers roaming free around the ring and trying to bite anyone that came near was always going to be too good to be true. Instead what followed was a match where the highlight was the dogs humping and defaecating all around the ring, ironic because the match was remarkably like the latter. Painful, disappointing and a match so bad that it was never spoken off again. Even the pole matches have been repeated!
So there you have my opinions. Agree? Disagree. Discuss
