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World War 3 (fan's choice)

MVP is cleanin house, knocks down Skip from the Bodydonnas, and goes for the 4th stupidest move in the history of WWE, The stupid Ballin' Elbow drop (the only moves worse are the Worm, Peoples Elbow, and 5 Knuckle Shuffle). When he comes off the ropes, Shawn Stasiak runs at MVP, only to have MVP move out of the way, and Stasiak flies out of the ring, because he is Shawn friggin Stasiak, and didn't deserve to be in this match that long. MVP finally gets back to skip, pretends to shoot a basketball (AIR-BALL!), but Skip got up, and throws MVP over the ropes. MVP is hanging on the bottom rope, not eliminated, but almost out.

Shawn Stasiak ELIMINATED by MVP
 
Steve Blackman starts do decimate Carlito, after a while Carlito starts to bleed alot, Steve Blackman Irish whips Carlito to the ropes, he holds on, so Steve Blackman run's at him Carlito ducks and pulls the rope down and Blackman goes over the top rope.


Steve Blackman Eliminated.
 
After watching Tully take control of the match Horsemen style, Flair, Arn and Ole come down to ring side to give him a standing ovation and Horseman salute. Most of the crowd is booing simply because they hate the Horseman. The smarks are booing because they think Ole booked the match and are afraid that we will be getting a visit from the Black Scorpion any minute now. Tully spots Zack Ryder standing over in the corner like the tool that he is jawing with crowd. He walks over and taps him on the shoulder. When Zack turns around, Tully cracks his jaw with the brass knucks. He tosses him over the top rope headband & all. The Horseman approve.

Zack Ryder ELIMINATE....YOU KNOW IT!
 
The Godfather calls for a mic, gets one, and says: "It's time, once again, for everybody, to come aboard, the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAIN! To all the true pimps and playaz in this Hiz-ouse, that know that The Godfather be PIMPIN HO's NATION-WIDE! I want you to reach down and light it up for The Godfather and say....PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY!!"

Meanwhile, Ron Simmons is staring at The Godfather, and The Godfather tells him: "Man, Ron, instead up us 2 beating the hell out of each other, Why don't me, you, and these fine lookin' Ho's go downtown, and we light it up ALL NIGHT LONG!"

Ron Simmons grabs the microphone, look around for a while, is about to speak, continues to look around, is about to speak again, stops again, looks around, puts the mic to his mouth, and says "DAMN!"

Then Ron Simmons and The Godfather start to leave. Ron Simmons goes over the top rope to the floor. The Godfather, however, doesn't leave, he stays in the ring, laughing at Ron Simmons, who eliminated himself (but he gets the Ho's, so he REALLY wins, so long as they aren't diseased).

Farooq (Ron Simmons) eliminates himself.
 
Mickie James gives Eugene a big french kiss... Eugene freaks and just dives over the ropes.

Eugene < Mickie James
 
Ken Shamrock snaps for absolutely no reason whatsoever & starts suplexing people left and right. While he's doing that, the horseman rush the ring and beat the hell out of Curt Hawkins. They manage to leave before Shamrock gets to them. He see's Hawkings laying on the ground and hooks on the Ankle lock submission. When Curt passes out from the pain, Ken goes after the Godfather & puts him in the ankle lock followed by Beth Phoenix, Mr. Perfect, Godfather's Ho (Bobcat), Jerry Lynn, then Gerald Brisco. While Shamrock is still applying ankle locks to everyone else, Mark Henry scoops up Curt Hawkins & tosses him out of the ring onto the Horseman who get back up and start beating his ass all over again.

Curt Hawkins ELIMINATED
 
Ken Shamrock starts attacking Kenzo Suzuki, he locks the ankle lock in for a long 20 minutes snapping Suzuki's ankle, Mark Henry then picks up Suzuki and drops him to the outside

Kenzo Suzuki eliminated.
 
Randy Orton comes running back in and just for some reason gives an RKO to DDP. Orton is taken out by other refs. As DDP is down Matt Hardy comes over and picks DDP up tossing him over the ropes.

DDP is eliminated
 
Eddie Guerrero and Owen Hart get in to a fight and closeline each other as they both fall to the ground. Christian then comes over and picks up Eddie tossing him over the rope

Eddie Guerrero eliminated
 
Mark Henry beats the shit out of Owen Hart then gives him 3 worlds strongest slams, he picks him up for what looks like a fourth but dumps him over the top rope.

Owen Hart eliminated.
 
Shamrock tries to take Mark Henry down by the ankle, but Mark just stand there with a smile on his face. Shamrock finally comes back to his senses and lets go. Mark taps him on the shoulder and points out Kanyon. Kanyon gets a mic & asks the crowd, "WHO BETTA THAN KANYON?" This causes Shamrock to snap again. Within seconds he gets Kanyon in the ankle lock and snaps his ankle. He literally snaps his ankle. Mark still smiling, lifts Kanyon and drops him over the top rope to the floor.

Henry/Shamrock betta than Kanyon
 
Johnny Stamboli is in the ring, and he realizes that he is a lowly jobber and doesn't belong, so he jumps over the ropes to the floor, eliminating himself.

JOHNNY STAMBOLI eliminated by himself.
 
Brian Kendrick gets bored so he lights himself up a spliff and sits in the corner, WWE Officials tell him to stop but says Fuck Em and walks out of the ring eliminating himself.

The Brian Kendrick Eliminated.
 
Apparently, the Godfather saw his HO in the ring, and throws that bitch out of the ring, because she doesn't deserve to be in this.

Godfathers Ho eliminated by The Godfather
 
Domino just walks out of the ring, discouraged by the fact that not even half of any of the other wrestlers can remember who he is.

Domino eliminated by himself.
 

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