Seriously someone needs to just break the friggin Masterlock already.
They should have punished him by having Maria break it or someone like that since he got busted doing steroids and now he is half the size that would have been great! Imagine if Vince threw Maria to the Masterpiece just because she didn't take to his sexual advances or something and she ended up breaking the flabbylock totally humiliating him AND Vince prompting a "Masterpiece YOUR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!"
Or else have Umaga fuckin break it to make him look even better than Cena since Cena couldn't do it.
They should have punished him by having Maria break it or someone like that since he got busted doing steroids and now he is half the size that would have been great! Imagine if Vince threw Maria to the Masterpiece just because she didn't take to his sexual advances or something and she ended up breaking the flabbylock totally humiliating him AND Vince prompting a "Masterpiece YOUR FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!"
Or else have Umaga fuckin break it to make him look even better than Cena since Cena couldn't do it.