The 1-2-3 Killam
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Maybe it's because I surround myself with hipsters and annoying elitists, but everyone I go I seem to hear people bitching about James Cameron, Avatar and how terrible he/they are. Yesterday I caught myself making fun of Cameron, because he came out and said that he was no longer working on any projects except the furthering of the Avatar universe (meaning 2 & 3). Why?
I just re-watched Avatar. It's a visual masterpiece. I hear people complain that it's not that impressive because it's all CG -- bullshit. If anything, it's way the hell more impressive because it's almost all CG. I cannot help but roll my eyes when I hear fans and consumers bitching about the differences between film, digital, CG, computer modeling and all of that. If the movie looks good, and you enjoy it, why the hell do you care how it was made? How should any level of special effects taint the way you view a product? It's like looking at a picture and not liking it purely because it's done in oils -- the picture is brilliant, but because you don't respect oils it's all the sudden a terrible painting. Enough bullshit, let the people who know what they're doing and talking about make the movies that you enjoy.
It's also a classic piece of storytelling. I've hear the jokes about Pocahontas in space - they're funny. But unless John Fucking Smith was re-engineered as an alien and fought in a giant space war, flew on dragons and fucked (sorry, made love) with his braid...I don't want to hear that shit. Everything borrows from something else, there are very few true-blue original idea out there. Shit, the damn story of Pocahontas isn't even original! James Cameron took familiar concepts and morphed them into this fantastic space epic. It's almost 3 hours long and never once does it feel like its dragging or repeating itself. There was never a point where I wasn't entertained by what was going on.
Cameron didn't just create a story, he created a planet, a people, and an entire relationship of living beings with a rich and underlying backstory. I'll admit "Pandora" is about as generic as they come -- wait, "Unobtainium" is worse. But languages and a deep religion were crafted out of nothing. It's not Middle Earth, but the whole thing is still pretty impressive.
I had some faults with the film. It's not perfect. But it is a visual breakthrough, an entertaining piece of film, had a great soundtrack and managed to bring me to the brink of emotion on more than one occasion. It's critically praised by just about every respectable critic on the planet (most notably Roger Ebert, and Sight & Sound).
So why the hell do elitists hate this movie, and James Cameron so much! The man gave us Aliens, T2 and the two highest grossing films in history! What the fuck have you done in 20 years?
I just re-watched Avatar. It's a visual masterpiece. I hear people complain that it's not that impressive because it's all CG -- bullshit. If anything, it's way the hell more impressive because it's almost all CG. I cannot help but roll my eyes when I hear fans and consumers bitching about the differences between film, digital, CG, computer modeling and all of that. If the movie looks good, and you enjoy it, why the hell do you care how it was made? How should any level of special effects taint the way you view a product? It's like looking at a picture and not liking it purely because it's done in oils -- the picture is brilliant, but because you don't respect oils it's all the sudden a terrible painting. Enough bullshit, let the people who know what they're doing and talking about make the movies that you enjoy.
It's also a classic piece of storytelling. I've hear the jokes about Pocahontas in space - they're funny. But unless John Fucking Smith was re-engineered as an alien and fought in a giant space war, flew on dragons and fucked (sorry, made love) with his braid...I don't want to hear that shit. Everything borrows from something else, there are very few true-blue original idea out there. Shit, the damn story of Pocahontas isn't even original! James Cameron took familiar concepts and morphed them into this fantastic space epic. It's almost 3 hours long and never once does it feel like its dragging or repeating itself. There was never a point where I wasn't entertained by what was going on.
Cameron didn't just create a story, he created a planet, a people, and an entire relationship of living beings with a rich and underlying backstory. I'll admit "Pandora" is about as generic as they come -- wait, "Unobtainium" is worse. But languages and a deep religion were crafted out of nothing. It's not Middle Earth, but the whole thing is still pretty impressive.
I had some faults with the film. It's not perfect. But it is a visual breakthrough, an entertaining piece of film, had a great soundtrack and managed to bring me to the brink of emotion on more than one occasion. It's critically praised by just about every respectable critic on the planet (most notably Roger Ebert, and Sight & Sound).
So why the hell do elitists hate this movie, and James Cameron so much! The man gave us Aliens, T2 and the two highest grossing films in history! What the fuck have you done in 20 years?