Razor Blade Dream
The Thread Killah
It is no secret that wrestling or wrestlings fans get a bad rap. The fans are usually branded hillbillies, white trash, ignorant or just stupid hicks. I, on the contrary, am a fairly well-educated person who has no interest in inbreeding and loves wrestling. I am also clean, witty and like long walks on the beach.
Lately, I noticed a good portion of fans in my bizarre state of New Jersey and they actually make me kind of embarrassed to be a fan. They seriously look like the scraps that God felt was not good enough to fit in the mold of Larry the Cable Guy.
The women are usually the worst of the bunch. They rock the tight, stretch pants, slipper-like shoes, oddly shaped with a kangaroo pouch hanging off their guts while wearing a John Cena shirt that they found at the flea market. You know the type of shirt, poorly screen printed and not official merch in any way.
The guys though, hoo boy, they are generally the type you find on a sex offender website, greasy ass hair and you can literally see the dog shit fumes emitting off of their skin. All the while they wear a old and tattered Austin 3:16 shirt with the sleeves poorly torn off to show off their pasty white flabby arms with late 90's tribal tattoos.
Now, after you have that in your head, it is easy to see why people associate wrestling with that kind of freak that carnies wouldn't even book for a show.
Yet, no matter how hard Vince shows celebs in commercials plugging WWE or even having wrestlers do media interviews and appearances, they can't wash the shit fumes off their skin.
Are we destined to be lumped into the category of being the scourges of society? Or will we have a moment in time where we can be on par with other sports fans such as a die-hard football fan or whatever? When will someone realize that wrestling may be scripted but it is also more grueling than some sports that are more widely accepted by mainstream society; and not all the fans are stupid and ignorant and that we are considered well-to-do people?
Lately, I noticed a good portion of fans in my bizarre state of New Jersey and they actually make me kind of embarrassed to be a fan. They seriously look like the scraps that God felt was not good enough to fit in the mold of Larry the Cable Guy.
The women are usually the worst of the bunch. They rock the tight, stretch pants, slipper-like shoes, oddly shaped with a kangaroo pouch hanging off their guts while wearing a John Cena shirt that they found at the flea market. You know the type of shirt, poorly screen printed and not official merch in any way.
The guys though, hoo boy, they are generally the type you find on a sex offender website, greasy ass hair and you can literally see the dog shit fumes emitting off of their skin. All the while they wear a old and tattered Austin 3:16 shirt with the sleeves poorly torn off to show off their pasty white flabby arms with late 90's tribal tattoos.
Now, after you have that in your head, it is easy to see why people associate wrestling with that kind of freak that carnies wouldn't even book for a show.
Yet, no matter how hard Vince shows celebs in commercials plugging WWE or even having wrestlers do media interviews and appearances, they can't wash the shit fumes off their skin.
Are we destined to be lumped into the category of being the scourges of society? Or will we have a moment in time where we can be on par with other sports fans such as a die-hard football fan or whatever? When will someone realize that wrestling may be scripted but it is also more grueling than some sports that are more widely accepted by mainstream society; and not all the fans are stupid and ignorant and that we are considered well-to-do people?