Who would you fight: wrestlers

[Uncle Sam]

And how would you get them? In their homes? In the ring? At a signing?

I'd go for Kurt Angle at a fan signing. I'd be all like "Yeah, make it out to--" and then I'd dive across the table and hit him with something. I'd be interested if he'd just kick the shit out of me himself. Maybe he'd break something. Like my ankle.

That, or I'd just push a woman into Chris Jericho and laugh as he lamped her.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jericho appears to have a short temper, half the fun is winding people up when it comes to fights. It'd be too easy for my liking. It's not relevant if he beats me up, I got the better of him mentally. 1-0 Big Jake.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Or Shawn Michaels. He's looking increasingly frail. If I had the element of surprise, I reckon I could take him.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd pull his hair, or any wrestlers hair for that matter. There are no rules in street fights.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It'd come out. And then what? That's just gonna piss him off. I'd grab his cowboy hat and run away with it. I reckon I'd be faster than his guards.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd give him a wedgie. I've gone this before and it works. Probably because I'm big and I can pull them up higher than your average cat.

 

[ad21k]

I'd steal Mysterio's gimp mask then laugh when he tried to punch me in the face but could only reach my knees.

 

[Spunky]

I wondered why you called it a gimp mask, But my question was answered when I looked at your location.

I'd go after Kendrick I reckon I could powerbomb him.

 

[Mr. TM]

Vince. It would sell.

 

[CCS]

Batista, because I really dont like him. He seems to think he's a badass, so I'd really like to prove him otherwise.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

JBL...Put on a Joey Styles mask and knock his lights out...Should get the job done

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Batista, because I really dont like him. He seems to think he's a badass, so I'd really like to prove him otherwise.

So what do you want said at your funeral...jk....Stalk him and get him before he injects himself with steroids.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Shawn Michaels. So he can pin me.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Shawn Michaels. So he can pin me.

JBL is going to ask him to lay down so HBK wouldn't do it willingly

 

[Blue Chipper]

I would fight any small statured wrestler (that I could undoubtedly pummel) such as colin delany, nunzio, spike duddley, etc. on WWE programming to be established a tough guy world wide and maybe get discovered by a mma promotion and ultimately end up on UFC making millions.

 

[mattitude2007]

Batista, because I really dont like him. He seems to think he's a badass, so I'd really like to prove him otherwise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKpzpk4yAC4

Good luck with your funeral arrangements dude!

 

[Harthan]

Hornswoggle.

Goddamn circus folk.

 

[Shadowmancer]

I would fight any small statured wrestler (that I could undoubtedly pummel) such as colin delany, nunzio, spike duddley, etc. on WWE programming to be established a tough guy world wide and maybe get discovered by a mma promotion and ultimately end up on UFC making millions.

You would get killed. with the guy I bolded

 

[ExtremeSwagga93]

Hornswoggle. I'd attack him at a house show, I mean what's gonna hold me back security? He'd probably kick my butt though.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

I'd go for Santino, a) to see if i could kick his ass without bursting into laughter halfway through, and b) to find out JUST how good a fighter he REALLY is.

 

[tehblogger]

John Morrison. It would be such a turn-on.

 

[chrisgod]

I would pick Santino... he seems to be an easy one... and please Santino lovers don't come back again with the old dated argument that "In that video package when he was Boris Alexiev (sp?), he kicked asssssss!!! he is better than the whole midcard in WWE!!! Santino FTW!!!"

Of course he looks tough in that one... that is the meaning of doing a video package to promote your character

EDIT: Of course he is a wrestler, probably he would kick my ass as quick as I'm writing this