Who would beat who?

[C.M.]

hey poo monster you finish your supershow?

 

[Colamania]

Shit, I forgot about that. Better write it and PM Mrs Sam.

 

[C.M.]

good thing i reminded you

 

[Colamania]

Yeah, thanks dude

Right, to continue the thread...

WWE vs TNA: The Return Match.

Last time, it was under WWE rules, a SS Classic match. Here... it's TNA's turn.

Lethal Lockdown Match

Undertaker, Randy Orton, Edge and Triple H

vs.

Christian Cage, Samoa Joe, Kurt Angle & Sting

Who wins now?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Enjoy it in here?

 

[Colamania]

Actually, it's been quite good. And i think the forced name change has taught me how to take a joke.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I still dont think you've got the whole joke.

 

[Colamania]

Why don't you think i've got the whole joke?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Because your still posting in the prison.

 

[Colamania]

Oh, you mean the "you're a prisoner, but your not really" joke?

Yeah, I knew about that, I have my informants...

I just decided to see what would happen.

Does this mean I'm released from my fake imprisonment?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No.

 

[Colamania]

OK, I'm confused now. Let's look at the facts:

You told me I was a prisoner. But I'm not really.

Despite the fact that I'm not a real prisoner, you changed my name.

I can still post everywhere else, I just chose not to, to see what you did more than anything else.

Have I missed anything here?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yes.

 

[Colamania]

What have I missed then?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Down at the bottom of the garden,
Among the birds and the bees,
There lives a lot of little people,
There called The Poddington Peas,
The Poddington Peas.

 

[Colamania]

Ah, of course, how could I have missed that?

I do apologise.

Making a formal request here:

Can I have my name changed back to Colamania, seeing as I'm a fake prisoner?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I will do it later young man.

 

[Colamania]

Thanks.

As it is...

I love Koalamania!

Blatently the best name on the forum.

Except Y 2 Jake, of course. And maybe Senoir Coconut

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The next person who I put in here is going to have there name changed to luncheon meat.

 

[Colamania]

Genius. Where'd you think of it, Asda?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

This shit just comes to me. And I shop at Lidl.

 

[Colamania]

Fair enough. It's a funny idea.

Lidl... is that the swedish one?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Think so. People take the piss 'cus it's cheap. But it saves me a fortune and veg tastes the same wherever you get it from.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The next person who I put in here is going to have there name changed to luncheon meat.

And they will have to sign off Hot Damn, It's Mr. Ham.

 

[Colamania]

Now that IS excellent.

Hot Damn, I'm Mr Ham.

Superb.