The 1-2-3 Killam
Mid-Card Championship Winner
Simple thread...which is worse: Michael Cole or the Guest Hosts?
Michael Cole:
-The man treats the viewers like they're five...in his defense, most of Raw does the same thing...
-He can't keep his face-pushing bias out of his calls
-He is the most annoying commentator ever
-He replaced J.R.
-King can't stand to be on commentary with him, and it's making his performance suffer. It's only a matter of time before Lawler calls it quits.
-He says the phrase "I don't think I've ever seen a ______ so _____ before!" almost every night. It's usually in reference to some powerful move, assault, or action on the part of a superstar that is commonplace or seen very often. Cole has said "I've never seen anybody manhandle Cena this way before" about 6 times in the Nexus feud alone. He's said the same thing about Triple H, Sheamus, HBK, Mark Henry, Big Show...and anybody else who's been able to kick Cena's ass...and it happens to just about any face on the roster.
-He has no idea what the word "literal" means...literally... "Sheamus just LITERALLY kicked Cena's head off" ....no...Cole...no he didn't...
The Guest Host concept....
Guest Hosts:
-They are usually awkward and unrehearsed
-They usually have nothing to do with pro wrestling
-They are always "happy to be here" but have no reason to be anywhere near our television screens
-They take time from the real action
-They generally lead to stupid skits involving Santino, Belle Twins, Koslov, Regal, etc.
-There have been a few decent hosts. Some of them have even been related to wrestling in some way.
-They do give the Belle Twins something to do...on the other hand...they give the Belle Twins something to do....
So, which is worse for Raw? Michael Cole or the Guest Host concept? I'm going to have to go with Cole on this one... Is it just because I think he's the most annoying person walking the earth? Is it because I think the whole of WWE would be much better in every way without him? Is it because sometimes I find myself wishing Cole could get run over by a train? Yes...yes it is. The guest host thing is hit-or-miss...Michael Cole is just complete miss, that needs to be hit....with something hard...like a baseball bat.
Michael Cole:
-The man treats the viewers like they're five...in his defense, most of Raw does the same thing...
-He can't keep his face-pushing bias out of his calls
-He is the most annoying commentator ever
-He replaced J.R.
-King can't stand to be on commentary with him, and it's making his performance suffer. It's only a matter of time before Lawler calls it quits.
-He says the phrase "I don't think I've ever seen a ______ so _____ before!" almost every night. It's usually in reference to some powerful move, assault, or action on the part of a superstar that is commonplace or seen very often. Cole has said "I've never seen anybody manhandle Cena this way before" about 6 times in the Nexus feud alone. He's said the same thing about Triple H, Sheamus, HBK, Mark Henry, Big Show...and anybody else who's been able to kick Cena's ass...and it happens to just about any face on the roster.
-He has no idea what the word "literal" means...literally... "Sheamus just LITERALLY kicked Cena's head off" ....no...Cole...no he didn't...
Guest Hosts:
-They are usually awkward and unrehearsed
-They usually have nothing to do with pro wrestling
-They are always "happy to be here" but have no reason to be anywhere near our television screens
-They take time from the real action
-They generally lead to stupid skits involving Santino, Belle Twins, Koslov, Regal, etc.
-There have been a few decent hosts. Some of them have even been related to wrestling in some way.
-They do give the Belle Twins something to do...on the other hand...they give the Belle Twins something to do....
So, which is worse for Raw? Michael Cole or the Guest Host concept? I'm going to have to go with Cole on this one... Is it just because I think he's the most annoying person walking the earth? Is it because I think the whole of WWE would be much better in every way without him? Is it because sometimes I find myself wishing Cole could get run over by a train? Yes...yes it is. The guest host thing is hit-or-miss...Michael Cole is just complete miss, that needs to be hit....with something hard...like a baseball bat.