Which is the best kind of child to adopt?

Which is the best kind of child to adopt?

  • Asian

  • Black(of western african descent)


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JenksIX

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So as of late I've really been considering adopting a child that I could adore, watch over and mentor into becoming a beneficial part of society. I'm heart broken to know their are so many children out there without any homes and I feel it's my duty to take care of at least one and maybe as many as I possibly can.

For now, I'll start with one and my excitement is beyond words. To know that I can make a difference in this young mans life is incredible to me, as well as the effect he'll have on mine.

I'll try and get one that is in or near his teen years as long as he's shown promise, though I will make sure to pick the golden egg no matter what the age(even if it means adopting a three year old.)

Anyway, I'm looking for some advise on what type of child is the best to adopt and which has the most potential. I'm only really a novice at this time on adoption and that's only due to what I've read on the internet.

My question to you is pretty simple, is it better to adopt an asian or black orphan?

As far as Asians go, I can count on the child being smart and becoming a doctor or perhaps business man. I don't hear of many asian lawyers or asian entertainers, but there are many in the fields of medicine as well as science. I could possibly adopt the chinamen who finds the cure for cancer? On the other hand, though they are smart, the options for asians seem less broad. I would've also figured they are computer savvy, but when you think of computer big wigs, they all appear to be white (Jobs, Gates, Zuckerberg, Case, Tom, Google founders etc)

Now, the other choice of course is black orphans. Black orphans are super athletic and kow how to hip hop as well as say things in crazy funny ways (What's crackin y'all :lmao:) If I adopted black, he could grow up to be athlete, singer, entertainer, President, etc. There seems to be many more options for black orphans. Track, Basketball, Football, Rapping, R&B, Comedy.
I don't think I could be more proud of my foster child then to see him come home with a Heisman as well as a multi million dollar contract.

Anyway, I think both types hold tremendous potential, which is why I'm torn. So which would be the species you would choose? Would you adopt a mongoloid(Asian species) or negroid(species of african decent) if it were up to you?

P.S. When I say black or african, I mean anyone from West African decent and not those of east africa decent, I want a beast athlete not some skinny marathon runner.
 
You can always go the Woody Allen route and adopt the cutest little Asian girl you can find, so that when she grows up, you can trade in your old wife for the sleek new foreign model. Why drive a beat up Buick when you can have a brand new Lexus?
 
A black male child of tall, athletic parentage. When he signs his multi-million dollar NBA contract, he'll hopefully remember his adopted white Mom.
 
Hmmm, great thread. I laughed. I cried. I peed. And I ate. You have to think. Which one has a better chance. and are you planned on getting a boy or a girl? Never adopt a girl because she could always end up a hooker. You don't want that because you saved her for nothing. You need to go to the orphanage or country or wherever you adopt kids at and test them out. Take them for a run or put a math problem in front of them. Which ever gets the fastest or best performance would be the one you adopt.

Or you can just adopt them all. One of them will grow up to be a millionaire and then just dump the rest off.
 
If you adopt a black son it will only lead to regret as you realise your boy was born with a bigger penis than you will ever have.
So choose asian as atleast you might be able to compete.
 
If you adopt a black son it will only lead to regret as you realise your boy was born with a bigger penis than you will ever have.

You bring up a good point, although I don't know why I'd ever have to see his over sized tootsie roll (must be a cultural thing.)

But nonetheless, if I adopt a black chances are he'll have a big member and with that he'll also be able to venture into the world of porn and sex tapes, I hadn't even thought of that yet. I mean, that's shooting low if you ask me, but as a star athlete/entertainer etc who records a sex tape with some hollywood debutante (like Dakota Fanning, Taylor Swift etc) that could sky rocket us to a whole nother level. Look at Kim Kardashian, she has built everything off a sex tape and with no talent, so imagine the heights my little Jamal, Jamarcus, Taylor (haven't picked which name yet) with all the talent he'll have.

I've been thinking small, athletes/entertainers are all fine and well but what I'm really looking for is a son I can raise to be an entrepreneur$$$$

Establish his own brand, come out with lines of clothes/products people will over spend for. We can take part in every avenue we see fit and world wide, I will be seen as this great man and incredible father who gave this orphan an amazing life.
 
I fucking lol'd.

Adopt an Aussie, we fight crocs for fuck sake. Stick your Heisman up your arse, a croc's head would look great above the toilet.
 
You should make a video of you having an interview with the adoption agency and asking which race they think you should get. :lmao:
 

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