Where in the World is Perry Saturn?

[Showtime]

The Wrestling Observer is reporting that the current whereabouts of former WCW and WWE star Perry Saturn seem to be unknown. At the funeral of Killer Kowalski, Saturn's location was the number one topic of conversation with a number of his friends saying they didn't believe he was still alive.

It seems Mr. Saturn has fallen off the face of the Earth.

 

[klunderbunker]

Maybe he went to Saturn.

 

[BooCocky]

this is old news already.. Lemme guess, WZ's site?

 

[Harthan]

We should make this a game.

Where in the World is Perry Saturn?

Keep guessing locations until he actually shows up. Whoever was closest wins.

 

[Showtime]

He's still in the janitor's closet with Moppy

 

[Showtime]

We should make this a game.

Where in the World is Perry Saturn?

Keep guessing locations until he actually shows up. Whoever was closest wins.

Much better title for this thread. We should change it to that instead.

 

[Harthan]

Much better title for this thread. We should change it to that instead.

I'm just chock full of good ideas.

I choose San Francisco. I mean, with a name like Perry Saturn...

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll change it if you'd like.

 

[Showtime]

sure

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Probably in the same place that skeevy bitch Carmen Sandiego is hiding.

 

[Gelgarin]

Unidentified in some Japanese morgue or on some river bed.

Sad but proberbly true.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Ok for real. If you would have added Perry Saturn in that pic it would have been hilarious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll do that when I have nothing to do. So whenever.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Probably in the same place that skeevy bitch Carmen Sandiego is hiding.

I never found her. I got close... then the cow made my computer crash

 

[Minor League Brian]

I can only find Waldo's evil brother...D=

 

[Father:_Polley]

He's between the couple on the left of the ring toss. Homewrecker.

EDIT beside the brother

 

[Derf]

I found waldo

 

[Father:_Polley]

I believe I found him first

 

[Minor League Brian]

Has anyone ever asked....

Why is Waldo hiding?

 

[flippys_friend]

there he is! working the rifle stand!

 

[Lee]

 

[Richard]

There he is!

 

[Lee]

-- No one seems to know where former WWE/WCW wrestler Perry Saturn is. Some of his closest friends actually believe he's not alive, but no one has proof one way or the other. At the funeral of Killer Kowalski, the whereabouts of Perry Saturn was the number one topic of conversation with a number of his friends saying they didn't believe he was still alive. Every few months or so, his friends ask Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer to do a missing persons search on him, but it always turns up with nothing.

from what i just read

 

[Derf]

-- No one seems to know where former WWE/WCW wrestler Perry Saturn is. Some of his closest friends actually believe he's not alive, but no one has proof one way or the other. At the funeral of Killer Kowalski, the whereabouts of Perry Saturn was the number one topic of conversation with a number of his friends saying they didn't believe he was still alive. Every few months or so, his friends ask Dave Meltzer of the Wrestling Observer to do a missing persons search on him, but it always turns up with nothing.

from what i just read

Ouch.