"What's twelve inches long, and hangs in front of an ass?"

[George Michael]

"Mankinds tie." - Jerry Lawler

This thread is for the best colour commentator cracks and one liners.

Go!

 

[Father:_Polley]

I just noticed something -- their lips don't match the words they're saying

 

[ThePhenom13]

"puppies"-we all no who xD.and when the lights when out at wrestlemania during the bunnymania match"Is The Undertaker out here?" jerry lawler.

 

[DeadmanInc.]

One that's kinda recent was on a RAW where Jillian was "singing".

Cole (or Jerry?): That was a very moving performance.
Jerry: Yeah, I was moving towards the exit.


From Kane vs X-Pac in a Steel Cage:

Jerry: "JR you said penis!"

 

[Starchild]

Lol, there are tons of great King moments on commentary. Take a look at this; go to about 7 or 8 minutes in and Jerry and Brian Lawler (Grand Master Sexay) commentate on the Taka Michinoku match, it's great!
Jerry: "Hey Brian, you know what you call a Japanese wrestler with a title belt....a thief!"

http://ninjashoes.net/forum/showthread.php?t=47858

And they deny being father/son! haha priceless

 

[jpfizzle]

Jamiacan-me-crazy - Mike Adamle

 

[ThePhenom13]

"STUNNER STUNNER...." gold ol' JR