What's the worst thing you have ever been caught doing?

[Paralyzer Z]

We all have those moments when we are at the wrong place at the wrong time and it can be quite embarrassing, or have some serious consequences. Some of these happen at the most unexpected moments and linger in our memories forever. Anyway No need for an unnecessarily long explanation of what they, so lets get to the good stuff.

The worst thing I have been caught doing? Well when I was 12 I searched for girls in a bikini on Youtube due to my curiosity of females that was beginning at the time, somehow nobody ever checked the Youtube history. So I continued my introduction to the female anatomy by searching "Notorious nudity" on Bing, I had seen an MSN headline with the same title, but just an explanation of them with plenty censorship. I did not get results that I was looking for so I went back to looking at the WZ homepage for news. When my family gets home, my brother boots up the computer and sees the search itself was never deleted, the results and webpages viewed due to them were but not the fact that I searched had not been. He questioned me about and I said "It was by accident". Lucky for me he never said anything to my parents and believed me. I had spent the whole day after that worrying about the inevitable consequences, but they never came. Eventually pictures of that stuff in Doctors office booklets has answered my questions about the sections crotch, and chest areas of a female and I have never searched anything remotely close since .

What was the worst or most embarrassing thing you have ever been caught doing?

 

[BK Styles]

Not neccessarily something I've been caught doing, but I've had a friend at my university house walk in on me getting changed before. She lived in the room next door, and we're really good friends, and looking back we both find it hilarious. It was a morning where we had no lectures, and I'd just had a shower, and as so was getting changed, when I heard a knock at the door. Now, her usual thing is to knock and open straight away (a bit retarted, seeing as you never know what's going on in the room) but I had the lock on the door. She tried to open it, and me, being confident in the lock, told her I'd be there in a sec, as I continued to dress. The lock slipped, and the door flung open. Needless to say thats the reddest either of our faces have ever been. I was standing so my side and some of my back was to the door, but she pretty much still saw everything.

I actually wasn't that bothered; we were theatre students, so we'd all seen eachother in similar states before when getting in and out of costume (usually underwear ON), but obviously it's a bit embarassing when a friend walks in on you just after you've had a shower. But I have to say,her face and her reaction was priceless. And she offered to buy me breakfast by way of an apology. Bless her.

So yeah, there's (one of) my embarassing story.

 

[Dagger Dias]

The worst thing I have ever been caught doing was probably back in 3rd grade when we had the freedom of looking at the edition with the answers in them, to help us see if we did smething wrong. One day I decided to start writing down all the right answers in my workbook after having looked in the one with the answers. I figured if I "finished" the workbook then I wouldn't have to do any more math for the rest of the schoolyear. I did "finish" the workbook for our schoolyear after a week or so of borrowing answers from the one we checked our work with, but this idea completely backfired. The teacher thought I was too smart for that workbook so she gave me a workbook meant for 4th or 5th graders, and had me work on that while I ended up relying 100% on "checking" my answers because I had NO clue how to do those types of problems.

I ended up getting over half of the advanced workbook answered by doing that and then one day a girl in my class saw what I was doing and called the teacher over. I had to go to the principal's office and my mother got called in for a conference. My mom was livid. I got grounded for over a month from tv, video games, and all electronics. It's probably the most trouble I have ever gotten in and the worst thing I ever got caught doing.

 

[gd]

I didn't think this was a big deal, but apparently my roomate did. Obviously when he's gone for class it's time to fap. For some reason, he thinks it's ok to enter our room without knocking when it's clearly fap time. I don't know why he was so freaked out by the scene of me with my pants around my ankles and jumbo jar of vaseline by my side with such a beautiful image being displayed on my laptop. Bit of a silly situation, donchya think

 

[JWGunslinger]

The worst thing that I have ever been caught doing would be when my fiance and I were fooling around back when we were in high school and my mom walked in on us. Fortunatly she just had her shirt off and made up some BS about spilling something on her shirt but it was still very akward and we both were a little spooked by it, could have been worse though. We learned a very important lesson that day, you can't always hear someone coming, they won't always knock and get a lock.

 

[JamJam]

You too 'Slinger? Similar story here. So me and my girlfriend were where we thought was a secure place where no one would see us "fooling around" in school. So yeah, fooled around then later a staff member saw us and we didn't stop in time. The staff member just looked at us and me and girlfriend's hearts were beating like crazy. So the rest of the school day happened and we were in the clear.

Or so we thought. The next day, it turns out that the staff member did report us in but luckily it was to our counselor is just awesome! She just gave us a warning and told us never to do that again and boom, it was forgotten, I hope. So yeah, I guess I caught a lucky break there.

P.S. It was this year, lol.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

I was out my my ex-girlfriend (my girlfriend at the time) and we both started to get in the mood, so we both jumped in the car and drove to where I thought was a quiet, deserted country lane where we would not be disturbed. I had NEVER seen another car on that road in all the times I had been down there....

Anyway, we strip off and get down to business and all is well until a light shines in the car window...and its a Policeman!

Luckily, he just told us to get dressed and get out of there NOW, and that was the end of it...but still it was pretty embarassing!

 

[Nate DaMac]

I didn't think this was a big deal, but apparently my roomate did. Obviously when he's gone for class it's time to fap. For some reason, he thinks it's ok to enter our room without knocking when it's clearly fap time. I don't know why he was so freaked out by the scene of me with my pants around my ankles and jumbo jar of vaseline by my side with such a beautiful image being displayed on my laptop. Bit of a silly situation, donchya think

Obviously. I have the same issue with my wife. If you're going to get home from work early, call. If you're going to wake up in the middle of the night and go the the restroom, give a brother a courtesy holler. Give me a chance to hide the scat porn on the computer screen and you won't have to see the horrible, inhuman things it takes to make daddy pop. Simple stuff, really.

This is horrible. A few years back I was living with my cousin and she had these fucking cats. She never took care of them, they stunk up the fucking house. I came home one day and caught one of them, mid squat, pooping on my bed. I snatched the little pussy up by his neck and, unsure how to handle the situation, I just threw his punk ass in the freezer. Unfortunately, I decided that the next step was nap time, and I woke up to a scream, "Nathan, why the fuck is Scrapper in the freezer?" I moved out that night.