The 1-2-3 Killam
Mid-Card Championship Winner
So, everyone in my family is really awful at communicating. Last year for Christmas a bunch...you know, long story short one person knew I was into wrestling, but didn't bother to ask me anything. They just decided it was a good idea to get me $50 in gift certificates to TNAShop online.
I hung on to them, forgetting that I actually had them until three weeks ago when I was packing up the last of my stuff to move. I saw that they actually expired soon, and so I logged on to see what manner of awful things they have for sale that I might actually want to own.
I decided, to hell with it. Those stupid brown bag special deals get me EVERY FUCKING TIME. Not just with TNA, but a lot of places will do them online, and the mystery sells me. It's just fun knowing you're going to get a bunch of stuff, but you have no idea what's going to be in these bags of wonder! They're $25 each, and normally it's just a shirt and a action figure so I wouldn't bother. But they've got the crazy ballin' summer sale going on right now, and you get a shirt, a banner-thingy, 4 dvds, and an action figure. So...I got two. Paid about $3 in taxes, and that was that.
So I guess in a week or so I'll be getting 2 shirts, 8 dvds, 2 banners and a couple action figures. Why? I don't know. Because I needed more shit lying around. And because I thought it'd be fun to speculate on what's inside, and then finally get to reveal it when it arrives! Maybe I'll ship something I don't want to whoever comes closest to guessing what I get. Or whatever. I guess.
I hung on to them, forgetting that I actually had them until three weeks ago when I was packing up the last of my stuff to move. I saw that they actually expired soon, and so I logged on to see what manner of awful things they have for sale that I might actually want to own.
I decided, to hell with it. Those stupid brown bag special deals get me EVERY FUCKING TIME. Not just with TNA, but a lot of places will do them online, and the mystery sells me. It's just fun knowing you're going to get a bunch of stuff, but you have no idea what's going to be in these bags of wonder! They're $25 each, and normally it's just a shirt and a action figure so I wouldn't bother. But they've got the crazy ballin' summer sale going on right now, and you get a shirt, a banner-thingy, 4 dvds, and an action figure. So...I got two. Paid about $3 in taxes, and that was that.
So I guess in a week or so I'll be getting 2 shirts, 8 dvds, 2 banners and a couple action figures. Why? I don't know. Because I needed more shit lying around. And because I thought it'd be fun to speculate on what's inside, and then finally get to reveal it when it arrives! Maybe I'll ship something I don't want to whoever comes closest to guessing what I get. Or whatever. I guess.
