WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

[Cenation™]

SO I WAS SAT WATCHING WWE OVER THE LIMIT IN MY RISE ABOVE HATE T SHIRT, JEAN SHORTS AND CENATION CAP, WITH MY BOTTLE OF BUDWEISER AND BOX OF POPCORN WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE BIG SHOW PUNCHES JOHN CENA IN THE FACE..

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!

I KNEW JOHN LAURINAITIS IS ONE SNEAKY SON OF A BITCH BUT TO HAVE HIM GO OVER MY BOY JOHN CENA IS JUST RIDICULOUS

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NO WAY OUT BECAUSE JOHN LAURINAITIS IS GONNA HAVE NO WAY OUT AND JOHN CENA IS GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM, SO GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR JOKES BUT TONIGHT ON RAW WHEN THE DUST IS SETTLED ITS GONNA BE CENA VS JOHNNY IN A STEEL CAGE, HELL IT CAN BE CENA VS SHOW FOR ALL I CARE BUT CENA WILL COME OUT ON TOP

HE ALWAYS COMES OUT ON TOP.

 

[Davi323]

HE ALWAYS COMES OUT ON TOP.

Maybe that's why he is getting divorced...Maybe every now and then, Liz wanted to.

 

[BaconBits]

Sigh.

Obvious troll isn't even entertaining anymore.

 

[Remy LaCroix]

This kid can actually spell Laurinaitis so he's not a total moron.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Hearing Johnny Ace beat Cena is the first time in years I actually started to believe wrestling was real again.

Clearly Ace is now the #1 contender for the WWE Title.

 

[Cenation™]

Hearing Johnny Ace beat Cena is the first time in years I actually started to believe wrestling was real again.

Clearly Ace is now the #1 contender for the WWE Title.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

NO, SHUT UP, WRESTLING IS FAKE BECAUSE JOHN LAURINAITIS WOULD NEVER BEAT JOHN CENA IN A FIGHT

AT LEAST MY BOY CENA MADE AN EMBARRASMENT OF LAURINAITIS ANYWAY AND ILL GIVE IT ONE MONTH BEFORE CENA KICKS THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF LAURINAITIS

JOHN CENA NEEDS TO GET BACK IN THE TITLE PICTURE NOWWWWWWWW, CM JUNK HAS GONE SHIT

 

[George Steele's Barber]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

NO, SHUT UP, WRESTLING IS FAKE BECAUSE JOHN LAURINAITIS WOULD NEVER BEAT JOHN CENA IN A FIGHT

AT LEAST MY BOY CENA MADE AN EMBARRASMENT OF LAURINAITIS ANYWAY AND ILL GIVE IT ONE MONTH BEFORE CENA KICKS THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF LAURINAITIS

JOHN CENA NEEDS TO GET BACK IN THE TITLE PICTURE NOWWWWWWWW, CM JUNK HAS GONE SHIT

Title picture? Are you nuts?

He just lost to a non-wrestler. He needs to work his way back up the card if he wants to sniff the title. I think his next feud will be with Camacho or Tyson Kidd.

Or maybe a program as Hornswaggle's tag team partner.

Does Layla have a valet?

 

[Lowdown]

Cena has had the title how many times? I know at least 10 or 11. And he's the face of the company. He doesn't need the strap considering his standing.

 

[shattered dreams]

HE ALWAYS COMES OUT ON TOP.

I assume you missed the end of Wrestlemania since it was after your bed time.

 

[Natural Selection]

Cena has had the title how many times? I know at least 10 or 11. And he's the face of the company. He doesn't need the strap considering his standing.

12 times. World Heavyweight champ twice and a record ten WWE title reigns. He needs the belt as bad as HHH does.

 

[JenksIX]

SO I WAS SAT WATCHING WWE OVER THE LIMIT IN MY RISE ABOVE HATE T SHIRT, JEAN SHORTS AND CENATION CAP, WITH MY BOTTLE OF BUDWEISER AND BOX OF POPCORN WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE BIG SHOW PUNCHES JOHN CENA IN THE FACE..

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!

I know how you feel. When I saw that fat, bald headed sumbitch blast Cena in the face I thought "that's it, this boy needs to be fired for good this time." Everyone wanted to see Johnny Ace get his comeuppance and Big Show stole that from us and more importantly from Cena. And what's with Johnny Ace getting all these blubber butts to do his dirty work for him. First it was Lord Hyper Tension and now it's the Big Slob. Is the Revolution that's coming to TNA going to go by the name of the Jenny Craig Brigade or Diabetes Incorporated and consist of Big Slob, Lord Hyper Tension, and Brodus "never ate a vegetable in his life" Clay?

Doesn't matter who he gets, Cena has already proven he can AA not only the Big Show, but another person on top of that and just like he rises above hate he will also rise above obesity.

 

[JenksIX]

*wrote TNA and obviously meant WWE(I'm unable to edit.) Must of been a freudian slip as my brain could not process a revolution ever occurring in WWE.

 

[Crush1]

(I'm gonna play his game for this time so please bear with me)

ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO!?!?!?! LIKE JOHN CENA GOT THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM MORE THAN RONNY FROM JERSEY SHORE BRO!!!! COME AT ME BRO COME AT ME!!! I HATE JOHN CENA SO COME AT ME BRAHHHHHH!!!!

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT! (OOOOOOOOHH RADIOOOOOOOOO~~~~)

 

[JenksIX]

(I'm gonna play his game for this time so please bear with me)

ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO!?!?!?! LIKE JOHN CENA GOT THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF HIM MORE THAN RONNY FROM JERSEY SHORE BRO!!!! COME AT ME BRO COME AT ME!!! I HATE JOHN CENA SO COME AT ME BRAHHHHHH!!!!

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT! (OOOOOOOOHH RADIOOOOOOOOO~~~~)

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. I never thought of it that way.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Maybe that's why he is getting divorced...Maybe every now and then, Liz wanted to.

Davi you cruel bastard lol.

Anyway, why can't you just go die in a hole Cenation?

 

[BaconBits]

I know what happened. Somewhere in middle America a chubby kid fell down at recess. All the other kids laughed at him. Then the purtiest gurl in the 7th grade kissed him. Then he was the man and the kids didn't call him fatty anymore.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I know what happened. Somewhere in middle America a chubby kid fell down at recess. All the other kids laughed at him. Then the purtiest gurl in the 7th grade kissed him. Then he was the man and the kids didn't call him fatty anymore.

Reminds me of that heavy kid in "The Wedding Singer."

Y'know, the new Lord of the Ladies.

 

[DirtyD79]

Hearing Johnny Ace beat Cena is the first time in years I actually started to believe wrestling was real again.

Clearly Ace is now the #1 contender for the WWE Title.

When I heard John Cena lost to Big Johnny I was so happy I drove through 7 stop signs. Now I want to put the People Power logo on the hood of my car.

 

[Coco]

I assume you missed the end of Wrestlemania since it was after your bed time.

Afraid not as he clearly saw the end of Over The Limit, which sort of nullifies your point and proves to Cenation that Cena doesn't always come out on top. Two birds with one stone.

What I find more alarming than his parents letting him stay up late to watch wrestling is their indulgence of his alcoholism.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Anyway, why can't you just go die in a hole Cenation?

A tad bit harsh.