What Should Dave's Name Be?

[Uncle Sam]

Coco was kind to me when I lost our bet, but I will not afford anybody else the same kindness. You know the rest. You have twenty-four hours. Poll coming presently.

 

[The Crock]

Gaping Anus.

 

[D-Man]

Flaky, itchy, white stuff.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Uncle Sam's Slave aka Virgil

 

[Uncle Sam]

Poll is now up.

 

[Con T.]

Uncle Sam, brother
If I do vote for Loin Juice
Will there be no swerve?

 

[The Doctor]

Too many great choices, but Hot Beef NJection is too good to pass up.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Uncle Sam, brother
If I do vote for Loin Juice
Will there be no swerve?

There will be no swerve. If it wins.

Edit: And yet it is you who swerves me. What a swerve.

 

[Con T.]

There will be no swerve. If it wins.

Couldn't take the risk
I couldn't have you playing
With my emotions

 

[Uncle Sam]

Any Dagger Dias related name will have me searching "Final Fantasy Rule #34" on Google Images for a signature. Some extra incentive for you.

 

[.]

Greg "The Sammer" Valentine is great.

 

[D-Man]

What about "Tasty Nads"?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bumping because this is much more important than what my new name will be - especially considering I'll be winning that other bet too.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I went with the "Curiously Estranged" one because the only thing worse than a name you don't want is an obnoxiously long name you don't want

 

[Dave]

Someone post "Hit Me With Your best Shot".

 

[Tastycles]

Half of These names are mine. For the record.

 

[Lowdown]

Loin juice has a certain ring to it.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Greg "The Sammer" Valentine is great.

Yup, cracked me up.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I will take credit for Greg "The Sammer" Valentine.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Five hours and twenty minutes to see if you can't get Hot Beef NJection to the top.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dave himself seals his fate - Hot Beef NJection it is. You know the name, Dave, but as per our agreement, you do owe me more than that:

You want that side of the bet? Hmm, alright. But when you go with Sam, you go balls deep. Name, user title, signature - even your location.

Your avatar (found on page 7 of the 2010 collection):

Your user title: Get NJected!

Your Location: New Jersey, New York

Your signature:

#BeefCurtains​

 

[Dave]

Just waiting on the name change.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Now we play the waiting game.

 

[Lee]

Martin(e) McCutcheon did make me laugh.