What Should Artist's New Name Be?

[Uncle Sam]

I would actually put a bet on with someone that The Rock doesn't retain in the Elimination Chamber.

Why hello there.

Alright, hows it goin?

No but really, you pick your terms. If you want it, all you gotta do is change your name to CM Punk's gooch waxer and hash tag a word from every post at the end.

If The Rock loses the WWE Championship at Elimination Chamber, you get control over my avatar, user title, location, signature and user name for the next month. If The Rock leaves Elimination Chamber with the title, vice versa. Good?

Erm, yeah. You is on. Actually can we just change it to prior to and including the Elimination Chamber?

It's a long shot I know. I'm banking on the fact that the real story with The Rock's was his journey to being champion again and that it doesn't matter much how longer he holds it, he's achieved that now. That WWE may be able to envision an alternative where Rock losing or being screwed out of the title at EC makes for a more interesting feud or route for him to go into mania with, as a guy that certainly doesn't need a world title.

Another scalp claimed. You have forty-eight hours. Poll coming presently.

 

[nightmare]

Remember kids, dont shoot your mouth off & make a bet with a man who already owns the rights of 2 other user profiles. You will lose & he will make you look silly.


Even without a poll, I vote for "Uncle Sam's Leg Beards" & matching sig.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I'm going with Pete O. File

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Can we go with one not on the list?

If so, then I say Scat Fapping Master. If not, then I go with Anti-Semite Joe.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Fonda Dicks made me laugh embarrassingly hard. If you don't go with that, I'm probably going to take it.

 

[Da Prophet]

Another scalp claimed. You have forty-eight hours. Poll coming presently.

I would actually put a bet on with someone that Chael Sonnen wins the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship at UFC 159.

 

[Coco]

Remember kids, dont shoot your mouth off & make a bet with a man who already owns the rights of 2 other user profiles. You will lose & he will make you look silly.

I made a bet with Sam once.

Ask him who won. I want to see him tell you.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I would actually put a bet on with someone that Chael Sonnen wins the UFC Light Heavyweight Championship at UFC 159.

If you're taking Chael, I'll take that bet.

 

[Da Prophet]

If you're taking Chael, I'll take that bet.

If Chael beats Jon at UFC 159 then I get control over your user name, signature, avatar, user title and location for the next month. To be fair the month begins when the name change occurs. If Jon retains the championship, vice versa. You cool with that?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Klunder's Secret Bunker has my pick.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Pete O. File haha

 

[.]

What about something simple like Dagger Dias' Fat Wife?

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

If Chael beats Jon at UFC 159 then I get control over your user name, signature, avatar, user title and location for the next month. To be fair the month begins when the name change occurs. If Jon retains the championship, vice versa. You cool with that?

I can deal with that man. It's a deal.

 

[ABMorales787]

Why is "Dagger Dias' Pixelated Wife" not a choice?

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Klunder's Secret Bunker has my vote.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

Obvious bets are boring. Take a risk Sam, and I'll be interested.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh right, this. Should probably come up with an avatar and a signature and that, huh? Wait here.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Oh maaaaaaaaaan...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Good, you're here, that'll make things simpler.

Name: Mrs. Dagger Dias' Forgotten Afterbirth

Avatar (in 2011 collection):

User Title: Better Off This Way

Location: An Old Bed Pan

Signature:

 

[IHW]

Is this three bets you've won in 2013?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It'll be four if (when) Goldust doesn't show up before WrestleMania.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Name change has been requested. Feel free to badger KB or Sly to get it pushed through faster. I feel contaminated.

 

[Con T.]

This is not shaping well for ol' Gil over here, with Goldust and Cody Rhodes

 

[Con T.]

Also, how has the name bet gone so long without an option of Mike Hunt