What is the origin of your username?

[Sparky]

Sparky
I used to be quiet in school. and i started chatting up this girl in my computing class. She asked me for help by saying hey you. Hey Sparky (becouse my hair was short and spiked up) it might of also been becouse im a clutz around electricity ang get electrocuted alot. eversince that day 5 years ago it has been my nickname and everybody calls me it

 

[klunderbunker]

Mine involves a late friday night, Marcia Brady, a pinata, and oil. I think that sums it up well enough.

 

[Sparky]

? oh i gets ya

 

[Rusty]

Mine came from my surname.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Well one of my favorite rappers put out a album called Phatso. My former name, and then one of the other uncles on the site brought up that they were waiting for one of the other uncles to change there names. And Moon Knight said he would love me forever If I changed my name To Uncle Phatso. So I did.

 

[Freedom 35]

Freedom 35 is a plan to sell enough weed to retire by age 35

thought of by the genius miind of Ricky on the show Trailer Park Boys

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Nice

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Its my real name.

 

[Sparky]

Lies

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Its my real name.

What he said. Only with a couple words in front of it.

Spoiler: the real origin of my username

Nickname given to me by friends/wrestling name I was using when I wanted to become a wrestler.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Lies

No it isnt. My Parents are assholes.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

No it isnt. My Parents are assholes.

It's true, I've met them. Very dirty people too.. very dirty assholes.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It's true, I've met them. Very dirty people too.. very dirty assholes.

Really Will, you had to go there didn't you. Looks like I know who is getting jobbed out around WZCW now.





Wait...

 

[Sparky]

the sad part is i would beliave that Will

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Really Will, you had to go there didn't you. Looks like I know who is getting jobbed out around WZCW now.





Wait...

Actually, I once asked them for money.. and they refused to give me any.

So not only are they dirty assholes.. they're tight assholes too.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

the sad part is i would beliave that Will

Are you calling my parents assholes?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Actually, I once asked them for money.. and they refused to give me any.

So not only are they dirty assholes.. they're tight assholes too.

Kind of hard to ask my dad for money, he's dead.

 

[justinsayne]

Actually, I once asked them for money.. and they refused to give me any.

So not only are they dirty assholes.. they're tight assholes too.

But I thought you liked tight assholes, figured it would go hand in hand with your love of anal, LOL

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Kind of hard to ask my dad for money, he's dead.

Wow.. you really know how to make someone really..

Don't you...

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Hence why he likes the youngins

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Wow.. you really know how to make someone really..

Don't you...

I'm messing with you, while my dad is really dead. I feel that you are just joking.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

But I thought you liked tight assholes, figured it would go hand in hand with your love of anal, LOL

I do, actually. But not on a guy.. and not on a deceased guy. That's rules 1 & 1A that I'm not into.

1. Guys.
1A. Dead Guys.

(Girls are fine.. even the ones that don't move, but I'd lie if I said I didn't love hearing the moaning and noises that come along with the ones that do move. )

 

[klunderbunker]

I do, actually. But not on a guy.. and not on a deceased guy. That's rules 1 & 1A that I'm not into.

1. Guys.
1A. Dead Guys.

(Girls are fine.. even the ones that don't move, but I'd lie if I said I didn't love hearing the moaning and noises that come along with the ones that do move. )

*Cries his eyes out*

 

[TheOneBigWill]

LOL And yes Monkey, I was clearly joking. I don't know your Parents.. Sparky thought I did though.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I do, actually. But not on a guy.. and not on a deceased guy. That's rules 1 & 1A that I'm not into.

1. Guys.
1A. Dead Guys.

(Girls are fine.. even the ones that don't move, but I'd lie if I said I didn't love hearing the moaning and noises that come along with the ones that do move. )

You know...they say if you have sex with a dead chick and put your ear up to her mouth, you can hear yourself going to hell.