What if you were to come face to face with a LION?

[RBH]

WHAT would you do then?

According to soruces, you should stand your ground. DO NOT RUN AWAY. I just felt like sharing this because the lion is my favorite animal.

 

[Lil Wes]

I'd put on a Packers jersey and watch him run away.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'd put on a Packers jersey and watch him run away.

Fucker, you beat me to it.

I was gonna say "I'd put on an NFL jersey and beat it unmercifully".

 

[Shadowmancer]

I would check to see if it was red or brown, red than I would drink it. Brown I would seriously consider pouring it down the drain, but more than likely drink it. It is alcohol.

 

[Khalifa]

I would run away, never ever listen to sources.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'd watch this movie for possible reference and source checks to see all possible ways to take a real Lion down. Then after completion of my video watching. I'd pose as a member of the Lion's Family, and shove him (when he's not looking, of course) into a pit of stampeding.. .. whatever they were, caribou I believe.

 

[Shadowmancer]

 

[RBH]

I'd watch this movie for possible reference and source checks to see all possible ways to take a real Lion down. Then after completion of my video watching. I'd pose as a member of the Lion's Family, and shove him (when he's not looking, of course) into a pit of stampeding.. .. whatever they were, caribou I believe.

Movie looks familiar lol

 

[CCS]

Well....Since I've sailed the ocean in a kayack and killed a bear via a gogoplata....


I'd just start speaking the Lion language that I learned while I was off roading in Africa. I'd just make some small talk, ask him about his kids and such. If I liked the lion I'd ask him if he'd like to go for a drink and watch some wrestling.

 

[RBH]

Well....Since I've sailed the ocean in a kayack and killed a bear via a gogoplata....


I'd just start speaking the Lion language that I learned while I was off roading in Africa. I'd just make some small talk, ask him about his kids and such. If I liked the lion I'd ask him if he'd like to go for a drink and watch some wrestling.

yeah...that will turn out really well. Just dont try to pet his kid, then you have the mother to deal with.

 

[The Rob]

I'd carry out my Roadrunner impression and run like hell!

 

[RBH]

Lions run at a speed of 40 miles per hour....lol...good luck with that.

 

[The Rob]

You seem to know a bit too much about Lions.

 

[SavageTaker]

if it was a grown lion i would probably shit my pants and start praying.if it is a baby lion i would beat it a little then run away before the parents find me.

I Do not condone human on animal violence...unless you are about to be eaten by an animal...a deadly one too.

 

[Lee]

Probably eat it...

 

[Tastycles]

You're one step ahead of me Lee. If it was an actual Lion, I'd kick it in the bollocks. No-one likes that.