What has the world come to?

[The Crock]

A Florida man got a lifetime ban from Wal-Mart after he was caught *********ing in one of the stores.

I can't believe people sometimes.

 

[ABMorales787]

Invasion of privacy is a really terrible crime.

 

[Coco]

A Florida man got a lifetime ban from Wal-Mart after he was caught *********ing in one of the stores.

Though the ban has nothing to do with the *********ion. They found a union membership card when they checked his ID. That's what this is all about.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Is he banned from that particular Wal-Mart or all Wal-Marts?

 

[justinsayne]

A Florida man got a lifetime ban from Wal-Mart after he was caught *********ing in one of the stores.

I can't believe people sometimes.

I fucked my GF in one of the changing rooms at Wal*Mart once... it's amazing what you can get away with in that store at 3 am, no lifetime ban for us...

 

[The Crock]

LJL he's banned from ALL the stores.

Justin... You're my hero.

 

[Coco]

Wow. Your standard for hero is alarmingly low.

 

[The Crock]

Ahhh, I see Coco.

The worst part was that it was in the TOY aisle and he wiped his and in a fucking LIGHTSABER toy.

 

[The Crock]

Wow. Your standard for hero is alarmingly low.

More of an expression I used, really.

Now, Jimmy V, he's a hero.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

This story is scaring me away from wanting to have sex in a Walmart. I surprisingly depend on a lot of items from within their store.

 

[justinsayne]

Ahhh, I see Coco.

The worst part was that it was in the TOY aisle and he wiped his and in a fucking LIGHTSABER toy.

WAIT!!!!....HE DID IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TOY AISLE?!?!!

 

[Coco]

"Mommy, I want one of those!"

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

This story is scaring me away from wanting to have sex in a Walmart. I surprisingly depend on a lot of items from within their store.

Well don't buy the mayo from now on

 

[The Bearded One]

I can't believe I'm banned from ALL the stores.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

How exactly do they plan on enforcing this?

 

[The Crock]

Yeah Justin, the toy aisle.

 

[The Crock]

How exactly do they plan on enforcing this?

No idea.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Just to prove how idiotic that is and prove they cannot enforce banning from them all, I am going to start a conquest to *********e in every local Wal*mart.

 

[The Crock]

....K

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

How exactly do they plan on enforcing this?

Didn't you hear? Wal-Mart's a producer of cutting-edge biometric technology; they're installing fingerprint scanners at all of their locations (they'll just offset the costs by hiring the one or two illegal aliens that they don't already employ).

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I forgot to mention that you misspelled cum in the title, I am disappointed in myself that I missed this.

 

[The Crock]

Tehehe

 

[justinsayne]

Yeah Justin, the toy aisle.

Cumming where kids can see you is just plain wrong, defacing a Star Wars toy, that is just unspeakable...

if you are gonna nut in a Walmart do it in either one of the bathrooms or the changing rooms (if late at night and store is fairly empty)

 

[The Crock]

Cumming where kids can see you is just plain wrong, defacing a Star Wars toy, that is just unspeakable...

if you are gonna nut in a Walmart do it in either one of the bathrooms or the changing rooms (if late at night and store is fairly empty)

Or you could do it at home. Unless you have a woman with you and there is a proper place to sha-bang. Wouldn't Bed, Bath, and Beyond be pervert paradise?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/walmart-pleasure-seeker-barred-retail-giant

He wiped his hand off on a lightsaber, lulz

Also his name is William Tyler Black