What Do White People Smell Like?

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Serious question here, hopefully someone can fill me in. Other races seem to have a distinct odor when they sweat, but being a Cracker myself, I can't seem to put my finger on the odor that represents the Caucasian race. So somebody fill me in and tell me what good ol' whitey smells like.

Here is my personal list of other races and the odors that I feel represent them in general, it's basically the smell I get when running next to one of em at the gym.

Punjabi's = Curry, and more curry.
Mexicans = Old raw burrito, extra onions.
Blacks = Zebra exhibit at the zoo

So, what the fuck do white people smell like??

 

[The Bearded One]

According to Daniel Tosh we taste like Macaroni and Cheese. Just throwing that out there.

 

[latino World order]

 

[The Doctor]

Salt and vinegar crisps

 

[Coco]

Money and influence. I come from a long line of movie villains from the '80s.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

superior

 

[Goliath Uterus]

weed

 

[The Doctor]

Bland

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

A Star Wars Convention.

 

[latino World order]

A Star Wars Convention.

Did you just answer your own question?

 

[BooCocky]

I was guessing potpourri..

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Did you just answer your own question?

I guess I knew all along, but what does a Star Wars Convention smell like?

 

[latino World order]

I guess I knew all along, but what does a Star Wars Convention smell like?

White people.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

White people.

 

[latino World order]

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Google says wet dog, is this true?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Good lord, that picture is weird.

 

[latino World order]

 

[The Doctor]

best thread evaaah

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[latino World order]

In all seriousness, I'll tell all you what the white folk smell like. I'm Hispanic, so I know my nose is correct. They have an odor that smells like a bed made of hay that hasn't been made in weeks. Fucking weeks. When the whites sweat, the friction between their thighs release a musky kind of smell. I don't know about other Hispanics (I'm Colombian, by the way), but as for me, I smell like a bottle of the finest motherfucking cologne. When I sweat, it's as if God vomited all over my clothes.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

In all seriousness, I'll tell all you what the white folk smell like. I'm Hispanic, so I know my nose is correct. They have an odor that smells like a bed made of hay that hasn't been made in weeks. Fucking weeks. When the whites sweat, the friction between their thighs release a musky kind of smell. I don't know about other Hispanics (I'm Colombian, by the way), but as for me, I smell like a bottle of the finest motherfucking cologne. When I sweat, it's as if God vomited all over my clothes.

Very interesting, very interesting indeed.

*SSC bends over and smells inner thighs*

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[Goliath Uterus]

In all seriousness, I'll tell all you what the white folk smell like. I'm Hispanic, so I know my nose is correct. They have an odor that smells like a bed made of hay that hasn't been made in weeks. Fucking weeks. When the whites sweat, the friction between their thighs release a musky kind of smell. I don't know about other Hispanics (I'm Colombian, by the way), but as for me, I smell like a bottle of the finest motherfucking cologne. When I sweat, it's as if God vomited all over my clothes.

I honestly couldn't have described that smell any better, that is pretty much exactley what I smell like when I sweat.

 

[Hawkeye]

Like wet dog