werst wrestling rumers

[Fuel The Fire]

ok my friend tryed to tell me that at wrestlemania 3...andre was telling hogan that he was not going to make it much longer and that he needed to end the match soon ....ive hurd this from some other screw jobs and im thinking that is one of the dumbest wrestling rumers i have ever hurd..did anyone else here anything as dumb?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

holy shit

 

[klunderbunker]

Agreed. Who would have thought that someone of that size couldn't go on for a lont match? Are you as shocked as I am Norcal?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

not EVEN what I am getting at there....

 

[klunderbunker]

But really, WHAT A STORY!!!

 

[Jane]

I think his "o" key broke when he was typing the title, so he improvised with "e"s. Or he's an idiot.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

he was also totally drunk during tha match, and sandbagged Hogan on the body slam, causing him to tear some back muscles.

 

[klunderbunker]

Even still, epic match.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

its THE epic match. of all the times. the stare down at the beginning will never be topped.

 

[klunderbunker]

Exactly right. people complaining about how the wrestling is bad need to get their heads out of their asses.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well. I mean there werent any flips KB. not a damn one.

 

[klunderbunker]

But Andre had a mouthpiece manager so it balances out

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It makes me want to strangle people, seriously.

"Hulks Hoganz couldnt wrestle."

Mustve been why ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND FUCKING PEOPLE paid money to watch him wrestle one match. and why another 5 thousand sat outside the arena on the grass watching it on screens, becuase they got turned away.

 

[klunderbunker]

Wait. Wouldn't Andre being slammed count as a flip? He was flipped over from his feet to his back.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

he also did a backdrop on Hogan on the outside of the ring when Hogan (outrageously) attempted a pile driver.

2 flips.

 

[klunderbunker]

Two flips and a mouthpiece manager. We need a new criticism.

Hogan still puts no one over. What a hog of a champion. He holds people down. People like Jim Brunzell and Tom Zenk are being held down in the midcard! They could have a GREAT TLC, HIAC, tables, casket, tap dancing duck match!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

damn right. one hundred thousand people wouldve come out to see Jumping jim brunzell.

 

[BooCocky]

and Bryan Danielson....

 

[Jane]

Dat match sux dey nvr even uzed chairs n tabels n jumps, hogin r not wreslez good, he iz ovrated, kane lite ppl on fireeeee

 

[klunderbunker]

They would have. He could wrestle great matches against Bret Hart, and you know that Hart never carried anyoen.

 

[Lil Wes]

Dat match sux dey nvr even uzed chairs n tabels n jumps, hogin r not wreslez good, he iz ovrated, kane lite ppl on fireeeee

When did you become so smarky Norcal?

 

[Agent_Bond34]

I think his "o" key broke when he was typing the title, so he improvised with "e"s. Or he's an idiot.

That would be my guess.

He probably has an IQ that matches his shoe size.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Hogan should have turned HEEL! SWERVEZZES

 

[TwistofRKO]

Hogan should have turned HEEL! SWERVEZZES

Well if tis waz still tv 14 he could u kno in the atttide era it waznt pg it waz 14 and older and dats how it still shood be becuz it waz eazy to turn people heel dats why it waz better you know becuz hogan or mr 5 move colud be fun again u knoww if cena was heel with hhh and batisa more people wolud wtch again cuz i wont be pg anymore

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Well if tis waz still tv 14 he could u kno in the atttide era it waznt pg it waz 14 and older and dats how it still shood be becuz it waz eazy to turn people heel dats why it waz better you know becuz hogan or mr 5 move colud be fun again u knoww if cena was heel with hhh and batisa more people wolud wtch again cuz i wont be pg anymore

PG TURN HEELZ!