Listen, I know it's TNA, and they're kind of inept. But no matter what, there's always one constant; everyone who works for TNA seems to think Matt Morgan will be the next thing. The Russo regime pushed him, the Hogan regime pushed him, and it's always that he's this monstrous blue chipper.
And I just have to wonder; why? Seriously, why is this guy still going to be a thing, in TNA's eyes?
I suppose I should be candid on this; I do not like Matt Morgan
I do not like him in TNA.
I do not like him in any way.
I do not like his awful promos.
I do not like him, he ruins shows.
I do not like how his matches suck.
I do not like how I give no fucks.
I will never pay to see him fight
His retirement will be a delight
I do not like him, he is quite bland
"But he's a star!" TNA demands
He isn't a star; he never was
Still, he gets pushed, because... Well, because.
I do not want him on my TV.
I do not want him; please let me be.
I'd like for him to go far away.
The day he's fired will be a great day.
When he arrives, the crowd dies a death.
I think I'd rather snort crystal meth.
I hate his beard; it looks like a bush.
So, why does this man still get a push?
I'd like to know if he has a fan,
To explain the appeal of this man.
And I just have to wonder; why? Seriously, why is this guy still going to be a thing, in TNA's eyes?
I suppose I should be candid on this; I do not like Matt Morgan
I do not like him in TNA.
I do not like him in any way.
I do not like his awful promos.
I do not like him, he ruins shows.
I do not like how his matches suck.
I do not like how I give no fucks.
I will never pay to see him fight
His retirement will be a delight
I do not like him, he is quite bland
"But he's a star!" TNA demands
He isn't a star; he never was
Still, he gets pushed, because... Well, because.
I do not want him on my TV.
I do not want him; please let me be.
I'd like for him to go far away.
The day he's fired will be a great day.
When he arrives, the crowd dies a death.
I think I'd rather snort crystal meth.
I hate his beard; it looks like a bush.
So, why does this man still get a push?
I'd like to know if he has a fan,
To explain the appeal of this man.