12:00 a.m. - Went to bed
12:01 a.m. - Began watching Boston Legal
12:45 a.m. - Watched another episode of Boston Legal
1:30 a.m. - Watched some snake catching show on Animal Planet
2:00 a.m. - Got up to watch Cactus Jack Greatest Hits and Misses in my living room, and fall asleep on my catch.
2:01 a.m. - Decide to get on the WrestleZone Forums instead.
2:30 a.m. - Still on WrestleZone Forums. Think I abused my powers as an admin.
3:00 a.m. - Finally get off WZ, and lay on the couch
3:01 a.m. - Begin watching Cactus
3:04 a.m. - Fall asleep
4:00 a.m. - Awakened by my girlfriend to come back to bed.
4:10 a.m. - Realize I'm not going to be able to go back to sleep. 1 hour of sleep thus far.
4:11 a.m. - Begin to curse my girlfriend in my head. I hate her
4:12 a.m. - Watch another episode of Boston Legal
5:00 a.m. - Notice my girlfriend is still awake. Spread her legs and fuck the shit out of her. I love her again.
5:15 a.m. - Decide I'm tired and want to go to sleep. Finish sex with girlfriend.
5:20 a.m. - Come back to living room to watch more Cactus
5:30 a.m. - Girlfriend comes back to the living room. We can't sleep at all. This officially sucks. I hate her again.
6:00 a.m. - G/f makes me eggs and bacon for breakfast. I love her again.
6:30 a.m. - Begin to watch ALF Season 2. This shit rules.
7:00 a.m. - Finally fall asleep.
1:00 p.m. - Wake up. Realize my day is shot to hell.
1:30 p.m. - Come to WZ to bitch about how my day is shot to hell.
1:40 p.m. - Threatens to ban any motherfucker who mocks me.
12:01 a.m. - Began watching Boston Legal
12:45 a.m. - Watched another episode of Boston Legal
1:30 a.m. - Watched some snake catching show on Animal Planet
2:00 a.m. - Got up to watch Cactus Jack Greatest Hits and Misses in my living room, and fall asleep on my catch.
2:01 a.m. - Decide to get on the WrestleZone Forums instead.
2:30 a.m. - Still on WrestleZone Forums. Think I abused my powers as an admin.
3:00 a.m. - Finally get off WZ, and lay on the couch
3:01 a.m. - Begin watching Cactus
3:04 a.m. - Fall asleep
4:00 a.m. - Awakened by my girlfriend to come back to bed.
4:10 a.m. - Realize I'm not going to be able to go back to sleep. 1 hour of sleep thus far.
4:11 a.m. - Begin to curse my girlfriend in my head. I hate her
4:12 a.m. - Watch another episode of Boston Legal
5:00 a.m. - Notice my girlfriend is still awake. Spread her legs and fuck the shit out of her. I love her again.
5:15 a.m. - Decide I'm tired and want to go to sleep. Finish sex with girlfriend.
5:20 a.m. - Come back to living room to watch more Cactus
5:30 a.m. - Girlfriend comes back to the living room. We can't sleep at all. This officially sucks. I hate her again.
6:00 a.m. - G/f makes me eggs and bacon for breakfast. I love her again.
6:30 a.m. - Begin to watch ALF Season 2. This shit rules.
7:00 a.m. - Finally fall asleep.
1:00 p.m. - Wake up. Realize my day is shot to hell.
1:30 p.m. - Come to WZ to bitch about how my day is shot to hell.
1:40 p.m. - Threatens to ban any motherfucker who mocks me.