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Monday Night Raw
Date: September 23, 2013
Location: Allstate Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
Things are getting interesting around here with the locker room starting to revolt against the HHH regime. The main story at the moment sees a group of ten guys standing up to the boss last week, setting the stage for a potential showdown between HHH and pretty much everyone else. This has the potential to be a very fun time for the WWE and Raw in particular. Let's get to it.
We open with an in memory graphic of Angelo Savoldi, the world's oldest professional wrestler, who died over the weekend at age 99.
We recap the events of Night of Champions as well as the Bryan/Armstrong segment resulting in Bryan being stripped of the title. Some of the locker room revolted, setting the stage for tonight.
The ten men who revolted (Prime Time Players, Usos, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Rob Van Dam, Dolph Ziggler and Justin Gabriel) are on the stage as HHH and Stephanie head to the ring. The bosses welcome us to the show before turning their attention to the guys on the stage. Shield is standing guard as usual. HHH thanks the guys for finally standing up for what they believe in. RVD says they were fighting for Daniel Bryan because HHH would have done the same thing to them had the roles been reversed.
HHH thinks they're supposed to be fighting to be WWE Champion, not for the WWE Champion. The bosses ask why none of them are the face of the WWE, but HHH answers for them: it's because of the Shield. Therefore, tonight it's an elimination handicap match with Daniel Bryan joining the ten of them. Also there's going to be an audience poll on the WWE App to determine who faces Orton here tonight: Truth, Ziggler or RVD.
Cole shows us how to install the WWE App because we're not bright enough to do that ourselves.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston
Non-title of course. Del Rio shoulder blocks him down to start but Kofi comes back with the double leapfrog, only to be sent into the corner before he can hit the jumping back elbow. A running clothesline sends Del Rio to the floor and there's a BIG flip dive (much more like a flip clothesline with Kofi landing on his feet) to take Alberto out. Back in and Alberto hits a hard kick to the head before taking it to the mat for a bit. Another kick to the head has Kofi in trouble but he dropkicks Alberto the floor, setting up the aborted suicide dive as we take a break.
Back with Del Rio kicking Kofi in the back for two and cranking on the arm. Apparently Kofi sent the arm into the post during the break. Del Rio gets caught on the middle rope but pulls Kingston down into the armbreaker on the ropes. Del Rio clotheslines Kofi down and goes up, only to jump into a dropkick which missed by nearly a foot. Some more dropkicks and the SOS are good for two on Alberto and the Boom Drop keeps the champion in trouble.
Trouble in Paradise is countered into a German suplex for two and a double stomp has Kofi down again. Kofi counters the armbreaker and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker into something Cole calls a DDT for two. Kingston misses a springboard cross body, landing on the bad arm. Del Rio sends it into the post, hits a Codebreaker to the arm and the armbreaker gets the tap at 14:03.
Miz is about to talk about Orton's attack last week when HHH comes in. He laughs about Miz being hurt last week so tonight it's MizTV with Big Show as guest.
We recap the Rhodes' family troubles over the last few weeks.
Wyatt Family vs. Prime Time Players
You could have known that the Wyatts were in action tonight had you downloaded the WWE App. Or you could have just watched the show and found out like everyone else. The Players get a jobber entrance and the squashing begins early. Harper pounds on Young to start before bringing in Rowan, who is still wearing the mask. A hard slam leads to the mask being revealed as Young is destroyed even more.
A backbreaker from Rowan and it's back to harper who stops Young's comeback attempt. There go the lights for some reason but it appears to be an electrical glitch as they're back a few seconds later. Darren kicks Luke away and makes the tag off to Titus to clean house. Darren hits a Cactus Clothesline to take Rowan to the floor but Harper catches Titus with the discus lariat for the pin at 4:26.
Post match Bray hits Sister Abigail on Young.
Time for MizTV with Big Show. Miz is still favoring his arm after the Orton attack last week. He says he'd usually welcome us to the show but right now he's banged up and ticked off. It's a lot easier to put him down than to keep him down and payback is coming. Miz moves on to the Big Show/Dusty Rhodes segment from last week before bringing out the giant. Miz immediately asks Big Show how he could have done that last week before saying if Show didn't, Shield would have destroyed Dusty instead.
HHH and Stephanie are trying to break Big Show because he's the biggest guy in the locker room but now everyone is starting to step up. It's time for Big Show to step up to that witch, so here's Stephanie to her horrid music. She calls Miz's statements slander but Miz isn't scared. Stephanie talks about Miz's failures and calls him a utility player. He's good for all the promotional stuff but last week in his hometown, Miz failed his family, his friends and himself. Big Show is forced to knock Miz out before storming off.
Rob Van Dam wins the poll to face Orton in a landslide.
Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam
Orton takes him into the corner to start but has to bail to the floor to avoid a spin kick. Back in and RVD hits a kick in the corner to send Randy right back to the floor. Orton sends him face first into the apron as we take a quick break. Back with Orton getting two off a suplex and putting on a chinlock. RVD comes back with some kicks and Rolling Thunder for two. Orton charges into a boot and gets caught with the split legged moonsault, only to come back with the Elevated DDT.
The RKO is countered with a kick to the face and a rollup is good for two on Randy. The middle rope kick to the face puts Orton down but he's back up before Rob can launch the Five Star. Instead it's the cannonball to put Orton down but he pops up to crotch Rob in the corner. A kick to the head puts Rob on the floor and Orton sends Rob into various objects until it's a double countout at 10:45.
Orton keeps up the attack and destroys Van Dam even more, sending him into the barricade, steps and announce table before taking Rob's unconscious body back inside. A top rope Elevated DDT knocks Rob silly, possibly to write him off TV since his 90 day deal is coming up soon. Appropriately enough, Orton put Van Dam out in 2007 for Rob's first exit.
Los Matadores are here next week!
The announcers show Del Rio attacking RVD during the break on the WWE App. He put Rob in the armbreaker for a few seconds but was pulled off by referees.
Randy Orton comes up to the Bellas to offer himself as a replacement man once he takes out Daniel Bryan. Brie turns him down and Orton talks some more trash.
We get some clips from HHH and Stephanie's wedding as an ad for the new HHH DVD. Stephanie is watching in the back when AJ comes in to see her. Stephanie gives AJ a copy of the new DVD to show her what a real wedding looks like. AJ wants the Total Divas to go away like the reality show so Stephanie glares at her. Stephanie threatens to strip AJ of the title if she doesn't fight tonight. Again, who am I supposed to cheer for in AJ vs. Total Divas? It's never been made clear.
Santino Marella vs. Fandango
Naturally we start with dancing until Fandango takes him down and stomps away. Santino hurts his head trying to nip up and it's off to a body scissors. The fans chant overrated which Cole says is actually Summer Rae. Back up for an abdominal stretch but Santino hip tosses out and starts his usual offense. A Summer distraction lets Fandango suplex Santino down and the guillotine legdrop gets the pin at 3:50.
Here's Punk, clad in a Chicago Blackhawks jersey, for the first time since Night of Champions. During the entrance we're told it's Punk vs. Ryback at Battleground. Punk is annoyed at the audience for ruining his bad mood because he hasn't smiled in eight days. He tried to get the Stanley Cup here tonight but he couldn't quite get it. It feels like he let everyone down just like he did in Detroit last weekend. It's going to read in Gray's Sports Almanac that Paul Heyman beat him.
Punk isn't smart enough to stay down a lot of the time but maybe he can't do this anymore. Maybe he doesn't deserve to wear this jersey anymore or to wrestle in front of the best crowd in the world or to say he's from Chicago anymore. Then he comes out here and remembers being down 3-1 against the Detroit Redwings and coming back to win the series in seven games. That's the Chicago way: if you get beaten you come back and keep fighting. Punk wants to fight anyone right now but here's Heyman on a motorized scooter, singing what sounds like a Frank Sinatra song.
Heyman does his catchphrases but the fans finish it off for him in a funny bit. Punk threatens Heyman with an even worse beating than at Night of Champions because there are thousands of people here that will bail him out of jail. Heyman reminds us that he beat Punk but it's due to geography. See, Chicago is the Second City while the first city is Heyman's hometown: New York City.
We see a shot of Paul getting the pin at the PPV, triggering a walrus chant. Heyman says he may be a walrus, but he pinned the shark in Detroit. Punk wants to know if Heyman's goons can get to him before Punk gets to Heyman, because he only needs two seconds to rip Heyman's face off. Paul says he beat Punk with both hands tied behind his back and goes to leave but the scooter doesn't work.
Punk goes after him but Ryback and Axel save their boss just in time. Punk makes a comeback and sends Axel into the set before diving off the stage to take out Ryback. The numbers catch up to him though and Ryback rips off the Blackhawks jersey. Punk is thrown onto the equipment and onto the edge of a table for good measure. Heyman stands up and jumps off the ramp, revealing that it was of course a ruse. Ryback says this is what happens to bullies.
Total Divas vs. AJ Lee/Alicia Fox/Layla/Aksana
Nikki is back in the ring now. Punk is helped to the back during the entrances. Natalya and Alicia get things going and Fox has to escape the Sharpshooter after just a few seconds. A big boot in the corner gets two for Alicia and it's off to the chinlock. Natalya goes after the leg and it's off to Brie for some dropkicks. Off to AJ for some kicks, only to get caught in the Bella Buster for the pin at 1:55. Great, this feud gets to continue.
We get a montage of RKO's from the Youtube channel. Thanks for adding in that Youtube detail. It really made the video that much better.
Shield says their backs are against the walls but that means they always win.
Here's Bryan with something to say. He talks about the allegations of a fast count from last week but doesn't think it holds up. Why would you need a fast count when the other person was out cold? Bryan doesn't really care though because he's taking back the title in two weeks at Battleground. There won't be any fast counts or conspiracies. After Orton wakes up, the only thing he'll be hearing is YES. Cue Shield for the attack but Cody Rhodes and Goldust jump the barricade to go after them, only to be dragged off by security.
Shield vs. Daniel Bryan/Usos/Prime Time Players/Zack Ryder/Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler/Rob Van Dam/R-Truth/Justin Gabriel
Elimination rules here. Jimmy Uso starts against Rollins but it's quickly off to Ziggler. Kofi and Rob are both here though very taped up. The fans are way behind Ziggler but Ambrose gets the tag to take over. Dean takes him into the corner to bring in Reigns for the power strikes. Back to Rollins for a kick to the chest but the now legal Ambrose gets dropkicked down. The tag brings in Van Dam but a quick shots to the ribs slows him down. Van Dam misses a charge into the post and the bulldog driver makes it 10-3 at 2:57.
Back with Kofi's hold on Rollins being broken before it's back to Ambrose to work on Kofi's injured arm. Dean pounds away in the corner but Kofi flips out of a belly to back suplex. Ambrose goes right back to the bad shoulder to stop the hot tag though and the bulldog driver eliminates Kingston at 8:06 (all times total).
Titus comes in next to throw Ambrose around before it's off to Reigns for the power showdown. Roman easily shoves him into the corner for some cheap shots from Rollins as Shield takes over again. This has been one sided so far. Titus gets away for a few moments but the spear takes him out at 9:44. Gabriel comes in and gets speared out 15 seconds later.
It's Ryder in now with some more luck, including the knees to the face and the middle rope dropkick, but a spear takes Ryder out at 10:30. GREAT sequence there by Reigns. Bryan comes in with the kicks and clothesline to put Reigns down followed by the running dropkicks in the corner. Jimmy Uso hits a SWEET superkick and Jey's superfly splash eliminates Reigns at 11:24. That's the first time Reigns has been pinned in WWE.
Back from another break with Rollins dropping Young face first onto the buckle before it's back to Ambrose for the dropkick against the ropes. To recap right now it's Rollins/Ambrose vs. Young/Bryan/Ziggler/Usos/R-Truth. Rollins hooks a chinlock before bringing Dean back in, only to have Young score with a belly to belly. The northern lights suplex gets two for Darren but Ambrose escapes the Gut Check. A blind tag brings in Rollins for the top rope knee to eliminate Young at 17:16.
Back to Ziggler to a BIG ovation as he scores with a neckbreaker. Ziggler goes nuts but charges into a release Downward Spiral into the middle rope to give Dean two. Ziggler pops back up and hits a Zig Zag out of nowhere to make it 5-1 at 18:45. It's Rollins vs. Ziggler/Usos/Truth/Bryan. Seth slams Ziggler down and puts on a chinlock but Ziggler comes back with a running DDT to put both guys down. The tag brings in Truth for the first time to clean what's left of the house, getting two off the sitout gordbuster. Rollins comes back with a kick to the ribs and the running curbstomp for the elimination at 11:12.
It's still 4-1 so Bryan sends one guy to each apron in a Shield-esque move. Everyone comes in at the same time for the big beatdown, but here's Ambrose to brawl with Ziggler. The Usos superkick Reigns to the floor and hit BIG stereo dives to take the other Shield members out. Rollins jumps Bryan from behind and puts him on top, only to be shoved off for the flying headbutt. The running knee ends Rollins at 23:07 for the final pin.
Results
Alberto Del Rio b. Kofi Kingston Cross Armbreakerer
Wyatt Family b. Prime Time Players Discus lariat to O'Neil
Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam went to a double countout
Fandango b. Santino Marella Guillotine legdrop
Total Divas b. AJ Lee/Aksana/Layla/Alicia Fox Bella Buster to Lee
Daniel Bryan/Usos/Prime Time Players/Justin Gabriel/R-Truth/Zack Ryder/Dolph Ziggler/Rob Van Dam/R-Truth b. Shield Running knee to Rollins
Tuesday
Smackdown got a 1.93, down slightly from last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: September 25, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, William Regal
It's finally the start of a new set of tapings meaning things will start changing around here again. The main story tonight is a major announcement to be made by HHH. Let's get to it. They've got a long way to go to top how fun last week's show but maybe they can go in a different direction this time around. Let's get to it.
Tyler Breeze came in to see Brad Maddox earlier but CJ Parker interrupted them both. Apparently there's going to be a a tag team turmoil match tonight for a future title shot. Naturally Parker and Breeze get teamed together.
Welcome Home.
Tag Team Turmoil
You know the drill here I'm sure: two teams start and the winning team advances to face whomever the third team is, last team standing wins. We start with Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore vs. Breeze/Parker. Enzo insists that every other team in this match is S-A-W-F-T, or as the crowd says, SAWFT! The fans think Breeze is gorgeous.
Regal says that Amore and Cassady have been banned from all Disney parks and Walt Disney is spinning in his fridge over it. Parker and Amore get things going with CJ busting out an airplane spin. CJ hits a pair of knees in the corner but stops to look at Breeze, allowing Cassady to come in for the spinning sitout Rock Bottom for the elimination at 1:20. Well that was quick.
Sylvester LeFort introduces Scott Dawson and Alexander Rusev as the next team. Dawson has a bad limp and the team is apparently called the Fighting Legionaries. Cassady starts with Dawson and the size difference is remarkable. Dawson gets taken down to the mat in a surprise move but it's off to Rusev for the power battle. A quick Samoan drop puts the legal Amore in and it's back to Dawson who sends Enzo into the corner. Dawson hits a big spinebuster to crush Amore but Enzo grabs a small package for the pin at 4:17 total.
Rusev destroys Amore and heeeeeeeeere's Ascension. O'Brian cranks on Cassady's neck after the break before it's off to Victor to pound away. Rick pounds away in multiple corners but charges into an elbow to the jaw to give Cassady a breather. Not that it matters as O'Brian comes back in for a bunch of shoulder blocks. Cassady gets a big boot for two and it's hot tag to Amore, only to have him walk into the flapjack and whatever Ascension calls Total Elimination for the final pin at 8:13 shown of 11:43.
Bayley vs. Sasha Banks
Renee Young is on commentary as her takeover of WWE television continues. Summer Rae and those legs of hers are with Sasha here. Bayley takes Sasha into the corner and hits a chop to her delight. Sasha comes back with rapid fire chops to almost scare Bayley out of her boots. Bayley gets dropped face first out of the corner for two as it's all Banks so far. We hit the chinlock as Regal hits on Renee.
A snap suplex gets two on Bayley but she comes back with forearms in the corner. Sasha comes back with a HARD overhand chop followed by an armdrag out of the corner. Bayley sends her into the corner and grabs the Hugplex (I didn't name it that) for two. Not that it matters as Sasha hooks a double arm neckbreaker (think Sandow's Terminus) for the pin at 4:00.
Renee thinks Sasha is evil for breaking Bayley's headband because you don't mess with another girl's hair products. Summer says Fandango will be here next week. She and Sasha run things around here since Paige and Emma have been run off. Cue Emma to chase both girls off.
Aiden English sings about walking to the ring (And all the while you get to hear me sing) as the brilliance of such a simple idea continues.
Aiden English vs. Bull Dempsey
English grabs a quick headlock (THE DAY IS MINE!) and kicks Dempsey in the head for two. A legdrop sets up the Side Effect, which may be called Take a Bow, for the pin at 1:40.
The fans get the encore they demand.
Summer Rae challenges Emma to find a partner to meet herself and Fandango in a mixed tag.
El Local vs. Sami Zayn
The place pops BIG for Zayn. Local is of course Ricardo Rodriguez under a mask. The Ole chants begin at the bell as they trade wristlocks. Zayn comes back with some armdrags and Local is in trouble. A nice hurricanrana gets two on Local but he comes back with a clothesline into a backbreaker (as in Sami's back landed on Local's knee on the way down from the clothesline) for two of his own. Local hooks a chinlock but Sami comes back with the leg lariat and the running boot to the face for the pin at 2:58. Squash for Zayn.
Post match here's Bo Dallas to say that he's finally healed after Zayn injured him at Summerslam Axxess. He's ready to put the title on the line in the Bo Dallas Invitational with anyone being welcome to enter. If anyone can pin him, they'll get a title shot in three weeks. Wait is the invitational for the title or a title shot a few weeks later? Zayn says he'll be the first to sign up and they can do it right now. Dallas says hold on a second because Sami isn't eligible to enter.
Kassius Ohno comes in to see Brad Maddox and wants to know why he isn't on NXT. Maddox says Kassius is a D+/C- talent, so Kassius suggests that he interrupt every match from now on. Brad blames it on them, but is threatened into a match with a member of the Wyatt Family next week.
Here's HHH for the big announcement. He talks about how awesome people like Leo Kruger, Sami Zayn, Bo Dallas, Adrian Neville and Corey Graves are because they're the future of WWE. However, there have been some issues lately with the Rhodes family, primarily with Dusty Rhodes.
See, Dusty is the GM of NXT and that might not be what's best for business anymore. Therefore, Dusty has been given some time off and we have a new interim GM: John Bradshaw Layfield. JBL comes out in full on EVIL rich guy mode, telling the fans that this isn't sing-a-long with the wrestling god so shut your mouths. He welcomes us to his era to end the show.
Results
Ascension won tag team turmoil last eliminating Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore
Sasha Banks b. Bayley Neckbreaker
Aiden English b. Bull Dempsey Side Effect
Sami Zayn b. El Local Running boot to the face
Date: September 23, 2013
Location: Allstate Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
Things are getting interesting around here with the locker room starting to revolt against the HHH regime. The main story at the moment sees a group of ten guys standing up to the boss last week, setting the stage for a potential showdown between HHH and pretty much everyone else. This has the potential to be a very fun time for the WWE and Raw in particular. Let's get to it.
We open with an in memory graphic of Angelo Savoldi, the world's oldest professional wrestler, who died over the weekend at age 99.
We recap the events of Night of Champions as well as the Bryan/Armstrong segment resulting in Bryan being stripped of the title. Some of the locker room revolted, setting the stage for tonight.
The ten men who revolted (Prime Time Players, Usos, Zack Ryder, Kofi Kingston, R-Truth, Rob Van Dam, Dolph Ziggler and Justin Gabriel) are on the stage as HHH and Stephanie head to the ring. The bosses welcome us to the show before turning their attention to the guys on the stage. Shield is standing guard as usual. HHH thanks the guys for finally standing up for what they believe in. RVD says they were fighting for Daniel Bryan because HHH would have done the same thing to them had the roles been reversed.
HHH thinks they're supposed to be fighting to be WWE Champion, not for the WWE Champion. The bosses ask why none of them are the face of the WWE, but HHH answers for them: it's because of the Shield. Therefore, tonight it's an elimination handicap match with Daniel Bryan joining the ten of them. Also there's going to be an audience poll on the WWE App to determine who faces Orton here tonight: Truth, Ziggler or RVD.
Cole shows us how to install the WWE App because we're not bright enough to do that ourselves.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston
Non-title of course. Del Rio shoulder blocks him down to start but Kofi comes back with the double leapfrog, only to be sent into the corner before he can hit the jumping back elbow. A running clothesline sends Del Rio to the floor and there's a BIG flip dive (much more like a flip clothesline with Kofi landing on his feet) to take Alberto out. Back in and Alberto hits a hard kick to the head before taking it to the mat for a bit. Another kick to the head has Kofi in trouble but he dropkicks Alberto the floor, setting up the aborted suicide dive as we take a break.
Back with Del Rio kicking Kofi in the back for two and cranking on the arm. Apparently Kofi sent the arm into the post during the break. Del Rio gets caught on the middle rope but pulls Kingston down into the armbreaker on the ropes. Del Rio clotheslines Kofi down and goes up, only to jump into a dropkick which missed by nearly a foot. Some more dropkicks and the SOS are good for two on Alberto and the Boom Drop keeps the champion in trouble.
Trouble in Paradise is countered into a German suplex for two and a double stomp has Kofi down again. Kofi counters the armbreaker and a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker into something Cole calls a DDT for two. Kingston misses a springboard cross body, landing on the bad arm. Del Rio sends it into the post, hits a Codebreaker to the arm and the armbreaker gets the tap at 14:03.
Miz is about to talk about Orton's attack last week when HHH comes in. He laughs about Miz being hurt last week so tonight it's MizTV with Big Show as guest.
We recap the Rhodes' family troubles over the last few weeks.
Wyatt Family vs. Prime Time Players
You could have known that the Wyatts were in action tonight had you downloaded the WWE App. Or you could have just watched the show and found out like everyone else. The Players get a jobber entrance and the squashing begins early. Harper pounds on Young to start before bringing in Rowan, who is still wearing the mask. A hard slam leads to the mask being revealed as Young is destroyed even more.
A backbreaker from Rowan and it's back to harper who stops Young's comeback attempt. There go the lights for some reason but it appears to be an electrical glitch as they're back a few seconds later. Darren kicks Luke away and makes the tag off to Titus to clean house. Darren hits a Cactus Clothesline to take Rowan to the floor but Harper catches Titus with the discus lariat for the pin at 4:26.
Post match Bray hits Sister Abigail on Young.
Time for MizTV with Big Show. Miz is still favoring his arm after the Orton attack last week. He says he'd usually welcome us to the show but right now he's banged up and ticked off. It's a lot easier to put him down than to keep him down and payback is coming. Miz moves on to the Big Show/Dusty Rhodes segment from last week before bringing out the giant. Miz immediately asks Big Show how he could have done that last week before saying if Show didn't, Shield would have destroyed Dusty instead.
HHH and Stephanie are trying to break Big Show because he's the biggest guy in the locker room but now everyone is starting to step up. It's time for Big Show to step up to that witch, so here's Stephanie to her horrid music. She calls Miz's statements slander but Miz isn't scared. Stephanie talks about Miz's failures and calls him a utility player. He's good for all the promotional stuff but last week in his hometown, Miz failed his family, his friends and himself. Big Show is forced to knock Miz out before storming off.
Rob Van Dam wins the poll to face Orton in a landslide.
Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam
Orton takes him into the corner to start but has to bail to the floor to avoid a spin kick. Back in and RVD hits a kick in the corner to send Randy right back to the floor. Orton sends him face first into the apron as we take a quick break. Back with Orton getting two off a suplex and putting on a chinlock. RVD comes back with some kicks and Rolling Thunder for two. Orton charges into a boot and gets caught with the split legged moonsault, only to come back with the Elevated DDT.
The RKO is countered with a kick to the face and a rollup is good for two on Randy. The middle rope kick to the face puts Orton down but he's back up before Rob can launch the Five Star. Instead it's the cannonball to put Orton down but he pops up to crotch Rob in the corner. A kick to the head puts Rob on the floor and Orton sends Rob into various objects until it's a double countout at 10:45.
Orton keeps up the attack and destroys Van Dam even more, sending him into the barricade, steps and announce table before taking Rob's unconscious body back inside. A top rope Elevated DDT knocks Rob silly, possibly to write him off TV since his 90 day deal is coming up soon. Appropriately enough, Orton put Van Dam out in 2007 for Rob's first exit.
Los Matadores are here next week!
The announcers show Del Rio attacking RVD during the break on the WWE App. He put Rob in the armbreaker for a few seconds but was pulled off by referees.
Randy Orton comes up to the Bellas to offer himself as a replacement man once he takes out Daniel Bryan. Brie turns him down and Orton talks some more trash.
We get some clips from HHH and Stephanie's wedding as an ad for the new HHH DVD. Stephanie is watching in the back when AJ comes in to see her. Stephanie gives AJ a copy of the new DVD to show her what a real wedding looks like. AJ wants the Total Divas to go away like the reality show so Stephanie glares at her. Stephanie threatens to strip AJ of the title if she doesn't fight tonight. Again, who am I supposed to cheer for in AJ vs. Total Divas? It's never been made clear.
Santino Marella vs. Fandango
Naturally we start with dancing until Fandango takes him down and stomps away. Santino hurts his head trying to nip up and it's off to a body scissors. The fans chant overrated which Cole says is actually Summer Rae. Back up for an abdominal stretch but Santino hip tosses out and starts his usual offense. A Summer distraction lets Fandango suplex Santino down and the guillotine legdrop gets the pin at 3:50.
Here's Punk, clad in a Chicago Blackhawks jersey, for the first time since Night of Champions. During the entrance we're told it's Punk vs. Ryback at Battleground. Punk is annoyed at the audience for ruining his bad mood because he hasn't smiled in eight days. He tried to get the Stanley Cup here tonight but he couldn't quite get it. It feels like he let everyone down just like he did in Detroit last weekend. It's going to read in Gray's Sports Almanac that Paul Heyman beat him.
Punk isn't smart enough to stay down a lot of the time but maybe he can't do this anymore. Maybe he doesn't deserve to wear this jersey anymore or to wrestle in front of the best crowd in the world or to say he's from Chicago anymore. Then he comes out here and remembers being down 3-1 against the Detroit Redwings and coming back to win the series in seven games. That's the Chicago way: if you get beaten you come back and keep fighting. Punk wants to fight anyone right now but here's Heyman on a motorized scooter, singing what sounds like a Frank Sinatra song.
Heyman does his catchphrases but the fans finish it off for him in a funny bit. Punk threatens Heyman with an even worse beating than at Night of Champions because there are thousands of people here that will bail him out of jail. Heyman reminds us that he beat Punk but it's due to geography. See, Chicago is the Second City while the first city is Heyman's hometown: New York City.
We see a shot of Paul getting the pin at the PPV, triggering a walrus chant. Heyman says he may be a walrus, but he pinned the shark in Detroit. Punk wants to know if Heyman's goons can get to him before Punk gets to Heyman, because he only needs two seconds to rip Heyman's face off. Paul says he beat Punk with both hands tied behind his back and goes to leave but the scooter doesn't work.
Punk goes after him but Ryback and Axel save their boss just in time. Punk makes a comeback and sends Axel into the set before diving off the stage to take out Ryback. The numbers catch up to him though and Ryback rips off the Blackhawks jersey. Punk is thrown onto the equipment and onto the edge of a table for good measure. Heyman stands up and jumps off the ramp, revealing that it was of course a ruse. Ryback says this is what happens to bullies.
Total Divas vs. AJ Lee/Alicia Fox/Layla/Aksana
Nikki is back in the ring now. Punk is helped to the back during the entrances. Natalya and Alicia get things going and Fox has to escape the Sharpshooter after just a few seconds. A big boot in the corner gets two for Alicia and it's off to the chinlock. Natalya goes after the leg and it's off to Brie for some dropkicks. Off to AJ for some kicks, only to get caught in the Bella Buster for the pin at 1:55. Great, this feud gets to continue.
We get a montage of RKO's from the Youtube channel. Thanks for adding in that Youtube detail. It really made the video that much better.
Shield says their backs are against the walls but that means they always win.
Here's Bryan with something to say. He talks about the allegations of a fast count from last week but doesn't think it holds up. Why would you need a fast count when the other person was out cold? Bryan doesn't really care though because he's taking back the title in two weeks at Battleground. There won't be any fast counts or conspiracies. After Orton wakes up, the only thing he'll be hearing is YES. Cue Shield for the attack but Cody Rhodes and Goldust jump the barricade to go after them, only to be dragged off by security.
Shield vs. Daniel Bryan/Usos/Prime Time Players/Zack Ryder/Kofi Kingston/Dolph Ziggler/Rob Van Dam/R-Truth/Justin Gabriel
Elimination rules here. Jimmy Uso starts against Rollins but it's quickly off to Ziggler. Kofi and Rob are both here though very taped up. The fans are way behind Ziggler but Ambrose gets the tag to take over. Dean takes him into the corner to bring in Reigns for the power strikes. Back to Rollins for a kick to the chest but the now legal Ambrose gets dropkicked down. The tag brings in Van Dam but a quick shots to the ribs slows him down. Van Dam misses a charge into the post and the bulldog driver makes it 10-3 at 2:57.
Back with Kofi's hold on Rollins being broken before it's back to Ambrose to work on Kofi's injured arm. Dean pounds away in the corner but Kofi flips out of a belly to back suplex. Ambrose goes right back to the bad shoulder to stop the hot tag though and the bulldog driver eliminates Kingston at 8:06 (all times total).
Titus comes in next to throw Ambrose around before it's off to Reigns for the power showdown. Roman easily shoves him into the corner for some cheap shots from Rollins as Shield takes over again. This has been one sided so far. Titus gets away for a few moments but the spear takes him out at 9:44. Gabriel comes in and gets speared out 15 seconds later.
It's Ryder in now with some more luck, including the knees to the face and the middle rope dropkick, but a spear takes Ryder out at 10:30. GREAT sequence there by Reigns. Bryan comes in with the kicks and clothesline to put Reigns down followed by the running dropkicks in the corner. Jimmy Uso hits a SWEET superkick and Jey's superfly splash eliminates Reigns at 11:24. That's the first time Reigns has been pinned in WWE.
Back from another break with Rollins dropping Young face first onto the buckle before it's back to Ambrose for the dropkick against the ropes. To recap right now it's Rollins/Ambrose vs. Young/Bryan/Ziggler/Usos/R-Truth. Rollins hooks a chinlock before bringing Dean back in, only to have Young score with a belly to belly. The northern lights suplex gets two for Darren but Ambrose escapes the Gut Check. A blind tag brings in Rollins for the top rope knee to eliminate Young at 17:16.
Back to Ziggler to a BIG ovation as he scores with a neckbreaker. Ziggler goes nuts but charges into a release Downward Spiral into the middle rope to give Dean two. Ziggler pops back up and hits a Zig Zag out of nowhere to make it 5-1 at 18:45. It's Rollins vs. Ziggler/Usos/Truth/Bryan. Seth slams Ziggler down and puts on a chinlock but Ziggler comes back with a running DDT to put both guys down. The tag brings in Truth for the first time to clean what's left of the house, getting two off the sitout gordbuster. Rollins comes back with a kick to the ribs and the running curbstomp for the elimination at 11:12.
It's still 4-1 so Bryan sends one guy to each apron in a Shield-esque move. Everyone comes in at the same time for the big beatdown, but here's Ambrose to brawl with Ziggler. The Usos superkick Reigns to the floor and hit BIG stereo dives to take the other Shield members out. Rollins jumps Bryan from behind and puts him on top, only to be shoved off for the flying headbutt. The running knee ends Rollins at 23:07 for the final pin.
Results
Alberto Del Rio b. Kofi Kingston Cross Armbreakerer
Wyatt Family b. Prime Time Players Discus lariat to O'Neil
Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam went to a double countout
Fandango b. Santino Marella Guillotine legdrop
Total Divas b. AJ Lee/Aksana/Layla/Alicia Fox Bella Buster to Lee
Daniel Bryan/Usos/Prime Time Players/Justin Gabriel/R-Truth/Zack Ryder/Dolph Ziggler/Rob Van Dam/R-Truth b. Shield Running knee to Rollins
Tuesday
Smackdown got a 1.93, down slightly from last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: September 25, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Tom Phillips, William Regal
It's finally the start of a new set of tapings meaning things will start changing around here again. The main story tonight is a major announcement to be made by HHH. Let's get to it. They've got a long way to go to top how fun last week's show but maybe they can go in a different direction this time around. Let's get to it.
Tyler Breeze came in to see Brad Maddox earlier but CJ Parker interrupted them both. Apparently there's going to be a a tag team turmoil match tonight for a future title shot. Naturally Parker and Breeze get teamed together.
Welcome Home.
Tag Team Turmoil
You know the drill here I'm sure: two teams start and the winning team advances to face whomever the third team is, last team standing wins. We start with Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore vs. Breeze/Parker. Enzo insists that every other team in this match is S-A-W-F-T, or as the crowd says, SAWFT! The fans think Breeze is gorgeous.
Regal says that Amore and Cassady have been banned from all Disney parks and Walt Disney is spinning in his fridge over it. Parker and Amore get things going with CJ busting out an airplane spin. CJ hits a pair of knees in the corner but stops to look at Breeze, allowing Cassady to come in for the spinning sitout Rock Bottom for the elimination at 1:20. Well that was quick.
Sylvester LeFort introduces Scott Dawson and Alexander Rusev as the next team. Dawson has a bad limp and the team is apparently called the Fighting Legionaries. Cassady starts with Dawson and the size difference is remarkable. Dawson gets taken down to the mat in a surprise move but it's off to Rusev for the power battle. A quick Samoan drop puts the legal Amore in and it's back to Dawson who sends Enzo into the corner. Dawson hits a big spinebuster to crush Amore but Enzo grabs a small package for the pin at 4:17 total.
Rusev destroys Amore and heeeeeeeeere's Ascension. O'Brian cranks on Cassady's neck after the break before it's off to Victor to pound away. Rick pounds away in multiple corners but charges into an elbow to the jaw to give Cassady a breather. Not that it matters as O'Brian comes back in for a bunch of shoulder blocks. Cassady gets a big boot for two and it's hot tag to Amore, only to have him walk into the flapjack and whatever Ascension calls Total Elimination for the final pin at 8:13 shown of 11:43.
Bayley vs. Sasha Banks
Renee Young is on commentary as her takeover of WWE television continues. Summer Rae and those legs of hers are with Sasha here. Bayley takes Sasha into the corner and hits a chop to her delight. Sasha comes back with rapid fire chops to almost scare Bayley out of her boots. Bayley gets dropped face first out of the corner for two as it's all Banks so far. We hit the chinlock as Regal hits on Renee.
A snap suplex gets two on Bayley but she comes back with forearms in the corner. Sasha comes back with a HARD overhand chop followed by an armdrag out of the corner. Bayley sends her into the corner and grabs the Hugplex (I didn't name it that) for two. Not that it matters as Sasha hooks a double arm neckbreaker (think Sandow's Terminus) for the pin at 4:00.
Renee thinks Sasha is evil for breaking Bayley's headband because you don't mess with another girl's hair products. Summer says Fandango will be here next week. She and Sasha run things around here since Paige and Emma have been run off. Cue Emma to chase both girls off.
Aiden English sings about walking to the ring (And all the while you get to hear me sing) as the brilliance of such a simple idea continues.
Aiden English vs. Bull Dempsey
English grabs a quick headlock (THE DAY IS MINE!) and kicks Dempsey in the head for two. A legdrop sets up the Side Effect, which may be called Take a Bow, for the pin at 1:40.
The fans get the encore they demand.
Summer Rae challenges Emma to find a partner to meet herself and Fandango in a mixed tag.
El Local vs. Sami Zayn
The place pops BIG for Zayn. Local is of course Ricardo Rodriguez under a mask. The Ole chants begin at the bell as they trade wristlocks. Zayn comes back with some armdrags and Local is in trouble. A nice hurricanrana gets two on Local but he comes back with a clothesline into a backbreaker (as in Sami's back landed on Local's knee on the way down from the clothesline) for two of his own. Local hooks a chinlock but Sami comes back with the leg lariat and the running boot to the face for the pin at 2:58. Squash for Zayn.
Post match here's Bo Dallas to say that he's finally healed after Zayn injured him at Summerslam Axxess. He's ready to put the title on the line in the Bo Dallas Invitational with anyone being welcome to enter. If anyone can pin him, they'll get a title shot in three weeks. Wait is the invitational for the title or a title shot a few weeks later? Zayn says he'll be the first to sign up and they can do it right now. Dallas says hold on a second because Sami isn't eligible to enter.
Kassius Ohno comes in to see Brad Maddox and wants to know why he isn't on NXT. Maddox says Kassius is a D+/C- talent, so Kassius suggests that he interrupt every match from now on. Brad blames it on them, but is threatened into a match with a member of the Wyatt Family next week.
Here's HHH for the big announcement. He talks about how awesome people like Leo Kruger, Sami Zayn, Bo Dallas, Adrian Neville and Corey Graves are because they're the future of WWE. However, there have been some issues lately with the Rhodes family, primarily with Dusty Rhodes.
See, Dusty is the GM of NXT and that might not be what's best for business anymore. Therefore, Dusty has been given some time off and we have a new interim GM: John Bradshaw Layfield. JBL comes out in full on EVIL rich guy mode, telling the fans that this isn't sing-a-long with the wrestling god so shut your mouths. He welcomes us to his era to end the show.
Results
Ascension won tag team turmoil last eliminating Colin Cassady/Enzo Amore
Sasha Banks b. Bayley Neckbreaker
Aiden English b. Bull Dempsey Side Effect
Sami Zayn b. El Local Running boot to the face