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Monday
Sting is injured due to the buckle bomb last night. No word on how long he'll be out or if he'll ever be able to wrestle again.
Monday Night Raw
Date: September 21, 2015
Location: Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
It's the night after Night of Champions and it seems that we're heading for Kane vs. Rollins for the World Title at Hell in a Cell. On the same show we'll be seeing Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar for the last time in a match that was a potential Wrestlemania headliner. As for tonight, there's also a chance we'll see the return of the US Open Challenge as John Cena regained the US Title last night. Let's get to it.
We open with the Wyatts instead of the traditional recap. Bray tried to warn Roman Reigns with words but he just didn't speak loudly enough. Then he tried to warn Roman with actions but he just didn't hit hard enough. Then last night he choked the golden idol by the throat and showed that he was right about everyone falling down.
Cue Reigns to say he wants to finish this with Bray, one on one, right now. This doesn't even need to be a match because they can just have a fight. Harper and Strowman head to the floor and Bray is ready to fight. Reigns takes over with right hands and the corner clotheslines, followed by the Superman Punch.
This brings Strowman and Harper back in but Ambrose charges out, runs by Strowman in a smart move, and fights Harper. A pair of suicide dives have almost no effect on Braun but Reigns gets back up. Unfortunately so does Bray and the Wyatts' numbers game takes over. This brings out Randy Orton to even things up and the combined forces of a bunch of right hands, a missile dropkick and the Superman Punch finally knock Strowman to the floor, though never off his feet. How nice was it to open with a fight and a return instead of a lot of talking that will only be repeated 95 times later in the night?
We recap Rollins' two title defenses from last night, as well as Sheamus not being able to cash in due to masked Kane's return.
Rollins comes in to the Authority's office and finds a very perky Corporate Kane. The monster says he's back and asks if Seth got the e-mail. The Authority isn't here yet but Kane has arranged for Seth to have his rematch for the US Title tonight. This was the most entertaining Kane has been since HELL NO.
Lucha Dragons/Neville vs. Ascension/Stardust
Rematch from last night's pre-show. Sin Cara and Konor starts with Cara slipping off the top on a springboard attempt. It was just a slip and not a horrible botch but it looked bad. After some stomps from the villains it's time for a chinlock from Konor. Stardust comes in for a cartwheel, allowing the tag off to Neville. Viktor tries to break up a Red Arrow attempt like he did last night but Neville jumps over him, only to get Disaster kicked out to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Neville in the wrong corner with Konor being launched at him for two. Off to the chinlockery for a bit before Stardust puts Neville into an inverted Gory Stretch of all things. Neville finally kicks Konor in the head and makes the tag off to Kalisto. Everything breaks down with Cara running back in for a suicide dive on Konor. Stardust gets dropkicked to the floor and the Salida Del Sol pins Viktor at 10:32.
The limping Rollins comes up to the Authority to ask what they're thinking about reinstating Kane. They have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently Kane was allowed to make Cena vs. Rollins again tonight.
Stills of Kevin Owens winning the Intercontinental Title last night.
Ryback vs. Bo Dallas
Owens comes out to do commentary. Bo congratulates Kevin on his win and is thrown across the ring by Ryback. Dallas gets shoved down and a suplex gets two. Cole asks about Owens raking Ryback's eyes to win the title last night. Owens tells Cole not to believe everything he reads on the internet. Dallas comes back with a kick to the face and a chinlock but Ryback shrugs him off. The Meat Hook and Shell Shock put Dallas away at 3:40.
Owens goes after Ryback post match but has to run away from a Shell Shock attempt.
Here's Ric Flair to talk about how proud of a father he is. The fans start chanting THANK YOU RIC but Flair quickly thanks the fans to get this back on Charlotte. The proudest moment of his life wasn't all his World Titles but rather last night when his daughter won her first Divas Championship. This brings out Team PCB to celebrate. Charlotte has to fight back tears because she's a Flair.
She's fought a long way to get here and gained two best friends on the way. Becky makes her laugh every day and Paige is the woman whose footsteps she followed in. Paige takes the mic and says that this is all because of her. Yeah Charlotte won the title last night but Paige won it on her first night. The first time Charlotte defends the title, the Bellas will win it back and everything goes back to normal.
There is no Divas Revolution because Becky is irrelevant, Charlotte is just a placeholder and Team Bad is all flash and no substance. Then you have Summer Rae and Lana who are trying to figure out who to climb on top of next. There's Nattie, who doesn't seem like she works here anymore.
Everyone knows why the Bellas are where they are (implying relationships with Cena and Bryan but not actually saying it because Nikki and Cena aren't a thing outside of Total Divas). Paige says that Charlotte is where she is because of her old man and walks off. Cue the Bellas with Nikki saying that Charlotte is going to lose because she can't handle the pressure of being Divas Champion. The Bellas really should have been saved for later because the turn didn't get the chance to sink in but it still worked very well.
Brie Bella vs. Charlotte
Non-title. Brie starts fast with a middle rope dropkick and knocks the champ to the floor. The bad knee from last night gets sent into the steps and Charlotte is in early trouble. There's a dragon screw leg whip followed by a leg lock as Becky plays cheerleader. A dropkick to the ribs gets two and a chop block puts Charlotte back down again. Off to a half crab for a bit until Charlotte comes up with an enziguri. The neckbreaker and spear set up the Figure Eight to make Brie tap at 6:24.
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry
Henry runs him over to start and it's time for a breather on the floor. A clothesline does the same but Sheamus comes back with the ten forearms. Mark breaks it up at about six or seven but the Brogue Kick puts Mark away at 2:26.
Sheamus says it's a matter of time until he's World Champion.
The Authority comes in to see Kane. Instead of asking why they waited an hour to come talk to him, they ask why they didn't hear from him since he got hurt. Kane brushes it off and says he wanted to make a big impact tonight by making Cena vs. Rollins for the US Title. Stephanie wants Kane to give it back and holds her hand out. Kane high fives her but Stephanie wants the mask. The mask is gone from its case and Kane accuses Stephanie of losing it. Kane is happy to help her look for it though and smiles a lot.
Natalya comes up to see Paige and says Paige isn't the only one who has been frustrated. The only person standing in Paige's way has been Paige herself.
New Day/Rusev vs. Dolph Ziggler/Dudley Boyz
Before the match, Woods holds up a piece of table in a bag which was apparently removed from his......shall we say nether region. Kofi asks how many tables must be destroyed. Big E. suggests building a wall around Dudleyville to keep those Dudleys away from our people, our values, and our tables. Kofi and Ziggler get things going with Kingston grabbing a top wristlock. Kofi's leapfrogs set up a monkey flip but Dolph lands on his feet.
Off to D-Von for a legdrop and right hands, followed by the belly to back neckbreaker on Big E. Rusev scampers to the floor and we take a break. We come back with Ziggler dropkicking Big E. but having to scare Woods off the apron, allowing E. to score with a clothesline. Rusev stomps away and it's time for the rotating stomps, complete with trombone accompaniment.
Rusev comes in so Xavier plays Rusev's theme music as we hit the chinlock on Ziggler. A back elbow to the jaw drops Ziggler (Woods: “BULGARIAN TRICEP MEAT! WHY DOES ZIGGLER HAVE ZIPPERS AND NO POCKETS???”
and Big E. comes in for an abdominal stretch. Kofi breaks up the hot tag attempt and dropkicks Kofi down for two. It's back to Rusev for choking as he shouts that Lana is his.
The running DDT finally allows a diving tag to Bubba and everything breaks down. A big boot puts E. down and it's off to Ray vs. Rusev. Well for all of five seconds as D-Von comes in for a double suplex, followed by Dolph playing D-Von in What's Up. Ziggler superkicks the trombone out of Woods' hands (thankfully Summer makes the catch) but turns into a superkick from Rusev for the pin at 14:12.
We recap Kane's odd antics throughout the night.
Natalya vs. Naomi
Both girls flip up to their feet to start until Naomi kicks Natalya in the face for two. We hit an early chinlock as Paige is shown watching in the back. Back up and Natalya makes her comeback, including a discus lariat (Me: “JBL is going to say shades of her daddy.” JBL: “SHADES OF HER DADDY!” but a Sasha distraction lets the Rear View end Natalya at 3:46.
Rollins asks the Authority about the plan for tonight. HHH gets all serious and tells Seth to worry about Cena because they'll take care of Kane. This has been another moment where HHH's emotions change on a dime and it's considered totally normal.
Cesaro vs. Big Show
Rematch from Smackdown which isn't important enough to mention. Cesaro gets chopped out of the air to start and runs him over with a shoulder. Show launches him across the ring as this is a total squash so far. The Final Cut sets up a chinlock until Show misses an elbow. Cesaro starts his comeback and breaks up the chokeslam. Show is knocked to the floor for a European uppercut, only to catch Cesaro's cross body off the announcers' table and drive Cesaro into the post. Back inside and Cesaro suplexes Show from the apron back inside, only to have Show KO Cesaro for the pin at 6:30.
Post match Show says he's going to knock Lesnar out and pin him like he did in 2002. For some reason this takes like three minutes.
We recap the Wyatt Family/Orton/Ambrose/Reigns segment from earlier.
Harper says he hears Bray's voice in his head. Bray taught him to learn from his mistakes but Orton never learned that lesson. Strowman talks about skinning a snake and drinking its blood. Bray says Randy will fall like everyone else. It's amazing how much better this team is when Bray isn't losing every other week.
US Title: John Cena vs. Seth Rollins
Cena is defending. Rollins jumps the champ during the intros and gets an early two. Some right hands have Cena in trouble. Like, way more trouble than a sneak attack and some right hands should have him in. The Pedigree is countered and an enziguri gets two. Cena comes back with that big clothesline that he uses when he needs to make a comeback but the announcers are too busy talking about the Kane story to notice. Seth escapes the AA and scores with a DDT for two.
Back with Seth putting on a chinlock, followed by a shot to Cena's face. Cena comes back with the usual but Rollins bails to the floor after the Shuffle. John throws him back in but a superplex is broken up, allowing Rollins to get two off a low superkick. We hit the STF on Cena but he muscles his way up for the counter.
The Pedigree is countered with a catapult into the corner and Cena pulls him off the middle rope with an electric chair. They counter finisher attempts until the Buckle Bomb sets up a Falcon's Arrow for two on Cena. Cena grabs a quick STF but Rollins grabs a rope even faster. A Five Star Frog Splash gets two on Cena but he rolls through into the AA for the pin to retain at 15:38.
Post match Corporate Kane pops up on screen and says everyone is coming for the title. People Rollins wouldn't even imagine. Like the people from his worst nightmares. Cue the demon Kane through a hole in the ring to drag Seth under. Yes they're REALLY doing this again.
Results
Neville/Lucha Dragons b. Ascension/Stardust – Salida Del Sol to Viktor
Ryback b. Bo Dallas – Shell Shock
Charlotte b. Brie Bella – Figure Eight
Sheamus b. Mark Henry – Brogue Kick
New Day/Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler/Dudley Boyz – Superkick to Ziggler
Naomi b. Natalya – Rear View
Big Show b. Cesaro – KO Punch
John Cena b. Seth Rollins – Attitude Adjustment
Tuesday
Nothing.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: September 23, 2015
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Byron Saxton, Corey Graves
It's another night in the Dusty Classic as we're moving towards Takeover: Respect with the semi-finals and finals of the tournament as well as a thirty minute Iron Woman match for the Women's Title. Tonight is likely to be about the tournament and filling in the rest of the card for the show on October 7. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Eva Marie vs. Carmella
Oh this one could hurt. Carmella shoulders her into the corner to start and throws Eva to the floor so we can get a Moonwalk inside. Back in and Eva's suplex is booed out of the building as the announcers talk about Eva not being accepted for her improvements. A big boot drops Carmella for two (fans: “THAT'S A KICKOUT!” and we hit a bow and arrow hold. Fans: “ALL BOTCH EVERYTHING!” Carmella fights back and starts dancing around like Enzo before ramming Emma into the buckle for two. Eva comes back by throwing Carmella to the floor for a big crash and a countout win at 5:10.
Nia Jax is still coming. Nothing has changed since Takeover.
Recap of the announcement of the Iron Woman match.
Tyler Breeze vs. Bull Dempsey
Their tag team was a failure and Bull is getting in better shape. Tyler uses the referee as a shield to start and is thrown around like a doll. Bull messes with the hair to really get under Breeze's skin, causing Tyler to send him out to the floor. Unlike Carmella though, Bull is able to get back in off a whip to the floor. Must be the Bull Fit. Fans: “BULL FIT WORKS!”
Back from a break with Tyler ripping at Bull's face before opting for a regular headlock. Graves: “Now going down into the trapezius. I learned my anatomy from Gorilla Monsoon.” Bull throws him off and gets all fired up as Breeze punches him. Some left jabs drop Breeze but he's able to roll to the ropes before Bull can drop the headbutt. Bull goes up again for some reason, only to have Tyler pull him off for the pin with his feet on the ropes at 10:19.
Clips of the Texas tour.
William Regal brings out Japanese star Kana, whose Titantron video says Asuka. Regal pronounces the new name as “Aska” and asks if there's anything she'd like to say. Asuka says she's happy to be here and wants to be NXT Women's Champion. They sign the contract but here are Dana Brooke and Emma to interrupt. Regal chides them for their rudeness and it gets even worse as they mock Asuka's English. They're the ones who ran Charlotte and Becky Lynch off so Asuka better play nice. A dejected Asuka starts to leave but the fans chant her name. Azuka turns back and smiles before slowly leaving.
Tyler Breeze doesn't have much to say about his match with Apollo Crews at Takeover. Crews comes up and is far more excited about the match than Tyler is.
Feature on the Dusty Classic. Here are the updated brackets:
Samoa Joe/Finn Balor vs. Colin Cassidy/Enzo Amore
Dash/Dawson
Hype Bros vs. Chad Gable/Jason Jordan
Baron Corbin/Rhyno
The Hype Bros and Gable/Jordan are both ready for next week.
Tag Team Titles: Vaudevillains vs. Blake and Murphy
Vaudevillains are defending in the rematch from Takeover: Brooklyn. Gotch shoulders Blake down for two to start and here's Blue Pants to chase Alexa into the ring for a brawl. Both of them head to the back and English slaps a chinlock on Blake. Blake comes right back with a headlock of his own but Aiden armdrags both challengers down with ease. Muprhy back suplexes English onto the apron and we take a break.
Back with English still in trouble off a kick to the face and a chinlock from Blake. Murphy's chinlock keeps the match slow until English comes back with a hard slap to the face. Gotch and Blake come in with Simon's screwy offense taking over. Everything breaks down and Blake gets his knees up to stop Aiden's middle rope senton. English gets two off a rollup and sends Murphy to the floor, allowing Simon to come back in for the Whirling Dervish to retain at 12:17.
Enzo and Big Cass are thankful for everything Dusty did for them and want to win the tournament in his honor. They respect Balor and Joe as well, but respect goes out the window next week.
Balor and Joe say Cass and Enzo might be the realest guys in the room but they're the toughest guys on the block and you can't teach that.
Results
Eva Marie b. Carmella via countout
Tyler Breeze b. Bull Dempsey – Pin with feet on the ropes
Vaudevillains b. Blake and Murphy – Whirling Dervish to Blake
Impact Wrestling
Date: September 23, 2015
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
Well the invaders are gone and now it's time for the build to Bound For Glory, which is going to take place in the next two weeks because that's all the time we have left. The big story is now Ethan Carter III messing with Jeff Hardy while we wait for a new #1 contender to be crowned. The show basically resets tonight after the GFW guys are gone so let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's Lethal Lockdown. It still sucks.
The roster is around the ring as Team TNA and Dixie are in the ring. Galloway thanks Dixie for the chance and talks about how this is their platform to show how much they love wrestling. Dixie makes a five way match for the #1 contendership later in the night. However, Dixie isn't done yet. There's one man who is outside of the family now and she wants him out here right now.
Cue Eric Young, who says he has an iron clad contract with TNA but he hedged his bets anyway. There's nothing Dixie and company can do about it, but Dixie thinks the people around the ring might want to do something. She brings out Sgt. Chris Melendez, who has lost to Eric every single time as Josh points out.
Sgt. Chris Melendez vs. Eric Young
Lumberjack match. Young throws him to the floor to start but the lumberjacks let him back inside. Back in and the fans chant USA as Young is still in full control with a chinlock. Young keeps destroying him with some knees in the corner as Josh hypes up Kurt Angle returning at Bound For Glory. A horrible Samoan drop puts Young down but he pokes Chris in the eye. The prosthetic leg to the face looks to set up the piledriver but instead puts Chris on top for a superplex. Chris shoves him off and hits a missile dropkick for the pin at 5:25.
The lumberjacks come in to celebrate because they're easily entertained.
The Dollhouse talks about hurting Gail Kim tonight. Jade is thrilled to get the chance. Rebel and Belle are told to go prove their worth to Taryn.
Ethan Carter III tells Jeff Hardy to do what he says tonight or get fired.
Lashley is done with defending TNA and is ready to go to Bound For Glory.
The announcers talk about the elimination match tonight. Josh looks like a tool with his flannel shirt and sleeve tattoo.
Knockouts Title: Gail Kim vs. Jade
Gail is defending but Jade jumps her to start. A hurricanrana gets two for the champ but a German suplex gets the same for Jade. Some chops in the corner have Gail in trouble (Pope: “Look at the chest of Gail Kim!” until she comes back with her corner cross body and the Figure Four around the post. Another hurricanrana is countered into a Batista Bomb to give Jade two, only to have Eat Defeat retain Gail's title at 4:24.
Rebel and Marti run out to beat down Gail but Velvet and Madison make the save. Gail is left alone so here's Awesome Kong for the staredown.
Rockstar Spud, with Kong's music still playing, says he and Ethan are welded together so tonight they fight again for the World Title.
X-Division Title: Tigre Uno vs. Kenny King
Time for your monthly defense of the worthless title against the latest opponent who has already left the promotion because they have nothing to do for him. King is also 0-2 since coming back so naturally he's getting a title shot. Kenny shoves him around to start but Tigre comes back with some kicks to the head to knock King outside, followed by a corkscrew dive. King kicks Tigre out of the air and gets two off a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. A high cross body gets two for the champ but King kicks him into the corner again. Tigre grabs a quick tornado DDT though and the springboard splash retains the title at 5:29.
We recap Jeff Hardy being hired by Ethan Carter III against his will. Notice that Carter has said Jeff needs this job to pay his bills. Translation: TNA doesn't pay you when you're hurt, even if you're appearing on TV.
TNA World Title: Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud
Carter is defending and has Hardy and Tyrus in his corner. Spud last won a match.....in August or so? Spud chops away in the corner but the champ stomps him down to take over. Some running forearms put Carter down in the corner as well but the Underdog is countered into a powerbomb for two. Spud grabs the leg to block the 1%er and an enziguri puts the champ down. Not that it matters as a quick facebuster sets up the 1%er to retain the title at 5:36.
Post match Tyrus beats up Spud even more but Jeff refuses to give him a Twist of Fate. Matt Hardy tries to intervene but Tyrus takes him down. Jeff won't hit his brother but hits Ethan instead. This story continues to go nowhere because Jeff can't wrestle, though it still wasn't the most interesting feud in the first place.
Ethan is going to fire Jeff later.
The Revolution is in the ring with James Storm getting in Abyss' face. Abyss yells at Storm and says he's his own man and a TNA original. If Storm ever gets in his face again, Abyss will knock him back to Tennessee. Abyss walks out so Storm calls Khoya out again. Manik says Khoya's name is Mahabali so Storm shoves him down. Manik still won't call him Khoya but stops Storm from hitting him. The mask comes off and Manik walks away as well. Cue Sheera who wants to fight Storm right now. Storm says ok but then walks away.
Galloway talks to the Wolves but it's about being singles wrestlers tonight. All three are cool with that.
There's going to be a four way Ultimate X match for the X-Division Title at Bound For Glory. No opponents are announced yet. I'm as shocked as you are: a multi-man title match with no story whatsoever, just like almost every title match.
Bram vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Davey Richards vs. Drew Galloway vs. Lashley
Elimination rules and the winner gets the title shot at Bound For Glory. It's a big brawl to start until Bram and Galloway have a staredown. Lashley comes back in to clean house but gets sent outside. The Wolves get suplexed by Bram but come back with a double suicide dive. Back in and the Wolves start kicking away at Bram, capped off by a double top rope stomp for the elimination.
We come back from a break with Lashley lifting Davey up for a delayed vertical suplex which no one can break up. Why they would want to break it up isn't clear but I'd assume it's because logic has no place in a Wolves match. Eddie slaps a half crab on Lashley and Davey adds a cloverleaf on Drew. Those go nowhere and a spear from Lashley and Future Shock from Drew take out the Wolves. Down to Lashley vs. Galloway with Lashley taking over off some chops. A powerslam gets two for Lashley and he unleashes the suplexes. The spear hits buckle though and Drew's big boot sends him to Bound For Glory at 14:43.
Ethan and Tyrus are back to call out Jeff for his firing. Jeff throws the sign down and talks about living to create and how the creatures don't live in Ethan's reality. Ethan talks about Jeff having no other form of income and orders him down on his knee to kiss the World Title. Jeff gets on his knee but quits instead of reciting Ethan's speech. Ethan says Jeff is fired and this show is over.
We get a preview for next week to end the show.
Results
Sgt. Chris Melendez b. Eric Young – Missile dropkick
Gail Kim b. Jade – Eat Defeat
Tigre Uno b. Kenny King – Springboard splash
Ethan Carter III b. Rockstar Spud – 1%er
Drew Galloway b. Bram, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards and Lashley – Big boot to Lashley
Thursday
Smackdown
Date: September 24, 2015
Location: American Bank Center, Corpus Christi, Texas
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Rich Brennan, Booker T.
We're getting closer to Kane vs. Rollins, likely inside the Cell, as they blow off their feud from months ago on a show where the other Cell match is the real main event. Then again, given that the World Champion is coming off two losses in two days (though he did beat a 56 year old), maybe it's better that he isn't main eventing. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the ending to Night of Champions and Kane's personality shift on Raw. I'm kind of shocked but the Kane stuff is entertaining me.
Here's a very enthusiastic Kane in the ring. He's back because the WWE is on fire right now and needs someone with his administrative assistance. First up, he makes Rusev/Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler/Ryback as well as Roman Reigns vs. Luke Harper with associated family members barred from ringside.
This brings out Rollins who wants Kane to cut out the nonsense. Kane talks about his training in conflict resolution and hopes to have a healthy dialogue to solve these issues. Seth doesn't buy it and asks about Kane attacking him twice. Just like on Monday, Kane has no idea what Seth is talking about.
Then he switches to serious and talks about being a corporate worker, not a demon who wants to inflict incredible pain and punishment upon him until he begs for mercy. Seth thinks Kane needs help and Kane is willing to take it under advisement. One last thing: Rollins is facing Dean Ambrose in the main event. Ok Rollins is guaranteed to win there right? Ambrose barely ever beats...Dean is going to pin Rollins again isn't he?
Booker thinks Kane has multiple personalities but the old trickster Lawler thinks it's a ruse.
Roman Reigns vs. Luke Harper
The Wyatts and Ambrose are banned from ringside. These two have fought each other about once every two weeks since late July. Both guys try powerbombs in the first ten seconds and head out to the floor. Harper gets sent into the barricade and then the announcers' table.
Back in and Harper elbows out of a Samoan drop, only to have Reigns power him up on the second attempt. So much for Reigns selling for more than five seconds. There are the ten clotheslines in the corner and they head outside again. Harper nails a superkick followed by the sitout powerbomb, only to have Roman come back with the Superman Punch and spear for the pin at 3:59.
New Day vs. Neville/Lucha Dragons
Before the match, New Day says the Dudleyz are gone after Madison Square Garden and the tables will be saved. Neville kicks Kofi to start and throws Kalisto onto him for a seated senton. All three members of New Day come in and get stared down to the floor as we take a break less than forty seconds into the match. Back with Kalisto in trouble and getting stomped down in the corner as Woods drops to the floor for some tromboning.
Kalisto backdrops Kofi to the floor and makes the tag off to Cara for a springboard moonsault and elbow to Xavier's jaw. New Day is all sent to the floor, allowing Neville and Kalisto to moonsault from the top as Cara adds a suicide dive. That looked awesome. Back in and Kofi grabs Kalisto's leg, allowing Woods to add a running knee to the head for the pin at 7:33.
Cesaro vs. Bo Dallas
During Cesaro's entrance, we see clips of Big Show squashing him on Monday to make sure you know you're about to watch a loser. Dallas talks about surviving Suplex City and suggests Cesaro Bo-lieve to get over his trip to Big Show Boulevard. Cesaro does four straight nipups to escape a wristlock before wrapping his legs around Bo's waist and rolling him around the ring. Back up and Cesaro charges into an elbow in the corner and gets forearmed in the back.
Dallas pulls him to the apron and drops Cesaro back first across the apron. A chinlock doesn't have much effect so Dallas starts working on the back again. Booker thinks the back injury here could be career ending. If jobbing to Big Show twice in a week didn't kill it already, I don't think a few forearms to the back are going to do it. Back up and Cesaro grabs his arm trap small package for the pin at 4:26.
We recap Charlotte winning the title on Sunday.
Here are Charlotte and Becky Lynch with something to say. Lawler doesn't seem to know why Paige isn't with them. Charlotte talks about how perfect the last week has been for her but Paige comes out to interrupt. Paige has never been a team player and doesn't know what came over her. She's glad Charlotte won the title but was hoping that she was in this spot. Paige thinks she deserves some recognition for starting the Divas Revolution.
Charlotte agrees and here's Natalya to interrupt. She thinks the division is as good as it's ever been before but Paige thinks Natalya is a crazy cat lady. Paige knows she's better than Natalya and thinks Natalya let the Revolution pass her by. Now she's trying to latch on to these younger Divas to keep herself relevant. Paige slaps her in the face and walks away. This has some potential, but none of it matters if they're going to just go back to the Bellas in three months.
Kevin Owens/Rusev vs. Ryback/Dolph Ziggler
Ever the good coward, Owens tags out before having to face Ryback. Rusev demands Ziggler come in and stomps him into the corner. A dropkick gives Dolph a breather but he walks into a swinging Rock Bottom for two. Rusev: “I beat you Dolph! Now he's going to beat you!” Owens comes in for a few stomps before it's back to Rusev, who is quickly caught in the running DDT as we take a break.
Back with Owens slapping Dolph in a chinlock. Ziggler's running DDT doesn't work on Owens as Kevin throws him down and drops a backsplash. More heavy stomping gets two for Rusev before it's off to Rusev for more of the same. Ziggler slams both heels and makes the big diving tag to Ryback. Rusev's superkick is countered into a spinebuster but Owens offers a distraction, allowing Rusev to hit the superkick. Owens grabs the title and walks out, allowing Dolph to superkick Rusev into the Shell Shock for the pin at 12:45.
Video on Big Show to hype up Madison Square Garden.
The Dudleyz are talking strategy when Renee Young comes in to ask them about New Day. Bubba thinks New Day doesn't act like champions and the titles are all that matter. Notice that Bubba makes sure to get in the date of the show instead of just saying it's in so and so many days or a week from Saturday.
It's a definitive date instead of some point that might change depending on when you're watching the show. That's the old school way of doing things and I wish it was the more common way now. The Prime Time Players come in to say they want a shot after the Dudleyz win the belts. Bubba and D-Von aren't pleased but they shake the Players' hands.
Rollins promises to take care of Ambrose and Kane.
Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins
Non-title. Dean starts in on a wristlock before grabbing the champ's head. Seth comes back with choking in the corner as they're in first gear so far. A dropkick puts Seth on the floor and we take another early break. Back with Seth putting on a chinlock until Dean powers up and sends Rollins outside. The suicide dive is blocked though and Seth's top rope knee to the head gets two.
Ambrose comes back again with some chops but the tornado DDT is countered, followed by the low superkick for two. Booker: “Ask me what I think about Dean Ambrose.” Rich: “What do you think about Dean Ambrose?” Booker: “He's a fighter.” Thanks Book. Dean hits his rebound lariat (called the Lunatic Lariat) and a bunch of strikes followed by a butterfly superplex of all things for two. Dean comes up holding his leg but he's still able to start a nice pinfall reversal sequence for a bunch of near falls.
A backdrop puts the champ on the floor and now Ambrose's suicide dive connects. Dean gets two off a fisherman's suplex (he's mixing it up tonight) but Seth comes back with an enziguri to put both guys down. Seth is up first with the Sling Blade but the Pedigree is broken up. Instead a buckle bomb puts Dean down but Kane's pyro goes off, allowing Dean to grab a rollup for the pin at 17:33.
Rollins grabs the mic and asks if Kane knows who he is. He hurt Sting at Night of Champions and Seth can do the same thing to Kane.
Results
Roman Reigns b. Luke Harper – Spear
New Day b. Neville/Lucha Dragons – Running knee to Kalisto
Cesaro b. Bo Dallas – Arm trap small package
Dolph Ziggler/Ryback b. Rusev/Kevin Owens – Shell Shock to Rusev
Dean Ambrose b. Seth Rollins – Rollup
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing again.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Neville/Lucha Dragons b. Ascension/Stardust – Salida Del Sol to Viktor
Ryback b. Bo Dallas – Shell Shock
Charlotte b. Brie Bella – Figure Eight
Sheamus b. Mark Henry – Brogue Kick
New Day/Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler/Dudley Boyz – Superkick to Ziggler
Naomi b. Natalya – Rear View
Big Show b. Cesaro – KO Punch
John Cena b. Seth Rollins – Attitude Adjustment
NXT
Eva Marie b. Carmella via countout
Tyler Breeze b. Bull Dempsey – Pin with feet on the ropes
Vaudevillains b. Blake and Murphy – Whirling Dervish to Blake
Impact Wrestling
Sgt. Chris Melendez b. Eric Young – Missile dropkick
Gail Kim b. Jade – Eat Defeat
Tigre Uno b. Kenny King – Springboard splash
Ethan Carter III b. Rockstar Spud – 1%er
Drew Galloway b. Bram, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards and Lashley – Big boot to Lashley
Smackdown
Roman Reigns b. Luke Harper – Spear
New Day b. Neville/Lucha Dragons – Running knee to Kalisto
Cesaro b. Bo Dallas – Arm trap small package
Dolph Ziggler/Ryback b. Rusev/Kevin Owens – Shell Shock to Rusev
Dean Ambrose b. Seth Rollins – Rollup
Sting is injured due to the buckle bomb last night. No word on how long he'll be out or if he'll ever be able to wrestle again.
Monday Night Raw
Date: September 21, 2015
Location: Laredo Energy Arena, Laredo, Texas
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Byron Saxton
It's the night after Night of Champions and it seems that we're heading for Kane vs. Rollins for the World Title at Hell in a Cell. On the same show we'll be seeing Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar for the last time in a match that was a potential Wrestlemania headliner. As for tonight, there's also a chance we'll see the return of the US Open Challenge as John Cena regained the US Title last night. Let's get to it.
We open with the Wyatts instead of the traditional recap. Bray tried to warn Roman Reigns with words but he just didn't speak loudly enough. Then he tried to warn Roman with actions but he just didn't hit hard enough. Then last night he choked the golden idol by the throat and showed that he was right about everyone falling down.
Cue Reigns to say he wants to finish this with Bray, one on one, right now. This doesn't even need to be a match because they can just have a fight. Harper and Strowman head to the floor and Bray is ready to fight. Reigns takes over with right hands and the corner clotheslines, followed by the Superman Punch.
This brings Strowman and Harper back in but Ambrose charges out, runs by Strowman in a smart move, and fights Harper. A pair of suicide dives have almost no effect on Braun but Reigns gets back up. Unfortunately so does Bray and the Wyatts' numbers game takes over. This brings out Randy Orton to even things up and the combined forces of a bunch of right hands, a missile dropkick and the Superman Punch finally knock Strowman to the floor, though never off his feet. How nice was it to open with a fight and a return instead of a lot of talking that will only be repeated 95 times later in the night?
We recap Rollins' two title defenses from last night, as well as Sheamus not being able to cash in due to masked Kane's return.
Rollins comes in to the Authority's office and finds a very perky Corporate Kane. The monster says he's back and asks if Seth got the e-mail. The Authority isn't here yet but Kane has arranged for Seth to have his rematch for the US Title tonight. This was the most entertaining Kane has been since HELL NO.
Lucha Dragons/Neville vs. Ascension/Stardust
Rematch from last night's pre-show. Sin Cara and Konor starts with Cara slipping off the top on a springboard attempt. It was just a slip and not a horrible botch but it looked bad. After some stomps from the villains it's time for a chinlock from Konor. Stardust comes in for a cartwheel, allowing the tag off to Neville. Viktor tries to break up a Red Arrow attempt like he did last night but Neville jumps over him, only to get Disaster kicked out to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Neville in the wrong corner with Konor being launched at him for two. Off to the chinlockery for a bit before Stardust puts Neville into an inverted Gory Stretch of all things. Neville finally kicks Konor in the head and makes the tag off to Kalisto. Everything breaks down with Cara running back in for a suicide dive on Konor. Stardust gets dropkicked to the floor and the Salida Del Sol pins Viktor at 10:32.
The limping Rollins comes up to the Authority to ask what they're thinking about reinstating Kane. They have no idea what he's talking about, but apparently Kane was allowed to make Cena vs. Rollins again tonight.
Stills of Kevin Owens winning the Intercontinental Title last night.
Ryback vs. Bo Dallas
Owens comes out to do commentary. Bo congratulates Kevin on his win and is thrown across the ring by Ryback. Dallas gets shoved down and a suplex gets two. Cole asks about Owens raking Ryback's eyes to win the title last night. Owens tells Cole not to believe everything he reads on the internet. Dallas comes back with a kick to the face and a chinlock but Ryback shrugs him off. The Meat Hook and Shell Shock put Dallas away at 3:40.
Owens goes after Ryback post match but has to run away from a Shell Shock attempt.
Here's Ric Flair to talk about how proud of a father he is. The fans start chanting THANK YOU RIC but Flair quickly thanks the fans to get this back on Charlotte. The proudest moment of his life wasn't all his World Titles but rather last night when his daughter won her first Divas Championship. This brings out Team PCB to celebrate. Charlotte has to fight back tears because she's a Flair.
She's fought a long way to get here and gained two best friends on the way. Becky makes her laugh every day and Paige is the woman whose footsteps she followed in. Paige takes the mic and says that this is all because of her. Yeah Charlotte won the title last night but Paige won it on her first night. The first time Charlotte defends the title, the Bellas will win it back and everything goes back to normal.
There is no Divas Revolution because Becky is irrelevant, Charlotte is just a placeholder and Team Bad is all flash and no substance. Then you have Summer Rae and Lana who are trying to figure out who to climb on top of next. There's Nattie, who doesn't seem like she works here anymore.
Everyone knows why the Bellas are where they are (implying relationships with Cena and Bryan but not actually saying it because Nikki and Cena aren't a thing outside of Total Divas). Paige says that Charlotte is where she is because of her old man and walks off. Cue the Bellas with Nikki saying that Charlotte is going to lose because she can't handle the pressure of being Divas Champion. The Bellas really should have been saved for later because the turn didn't get the chance to sink in but it still worked very well.
Brie Bella vs. Charlotte
Non-title. Brie starts fast with a middle rope dropkick and knocks the champ to the floor. The bad knee from last night gets sent into the steps and Charlotte is in early trouble. There's a dragon screw leg whip followed by a leg lock as Becky plays cheerleader. A dropkick to the ribs gets two and a chop block puts Charlotte back down again. Off to a half crab for a bit until Charlotte comes up with an enziguri. The neckbreaker and spear set up the Figure Eight to make Brie tap at 6:24.
Sheamus vs. Mark Henry
Henry runs him over to start and it's time for a breather on the floor. A clothesline does the same but Sheamus comes back with the ten forearms. Mark breaks it up at about six or seven but the Brogue Kick puts Mark away at 2:26.
Sheamus says it's a matter of time until he's World Champion.
The Authority comes in to see Kane. Instead of asking why they waited an hour to come talk to him, they ask why they didn't hear from him since he got hurt. Kane brushes it off and says he wanted to make a big impact tonight by making Cena vs. Rollins for the US Title. Stephanie wants Kane to give it back and holds her hand out. Kane high fives her but Stephanie wants the mask. The mask is gone from its case and Kane accuses Stephanie of losing it. Kane is happy to help her look for it though and smiles a lot.
Natalya comes up to see Paige and says Paige isn't the only one who has been frustrated. The only person standing in Paige's way has been Paige herself.
New Day/Rusev vs. Dolph Ziggler/Dudley Boyz
Before the match, Woods holds up a piece of table in a bag which was apparently removed from his......shall we say nether region. Kofi asks how many tables must be destroyed. Big E. suggests building a wall around Dudleyville to keep those Dudleys away from our people, our values, and our tables. Kofi and Ziggler get things going with Kingston grabbing a top wristlock. Kofi's leapfrogs set up a monkey flip but Dolph lands on his feet.
Off to D-Von for a legdrop and right hands, followed by the belly to back neckbreaker on Big E. Rusev scampers to the floor and we take a break. We come back with Ziggler dropkicking Big E. but having to scare Woods off the apron, allowing E. to score with a clothesline. Rusev stomps away and it's time for the rotating stomps, complete with trombone accompaniment.
Rusev comes in so Xavier plays Rusev's theme music as we hit the chinlock on Ziggler. A back elbow to the jaw drops Ziggler (Woods: “BULGARIAN TRICEP MEAT! WHY DOES ZIGGLER HAVE ZIPPERS AND NO POCKETS???”
and Big E. comes in for an abdominal stretch. Kofi breaks up the hot tag attempt and dropkicks Kofi down for two. It's back to Rusev for choking as he shouts that Lana is his.The running DDT finally allows a diving tag to Bubba and everything breaks down. A big boot puts E. down and it's off to Ray vs. Rusev. Well for all of five seconds as D-Von comes in for a double suplex, followed by Dolph playing D-Von in What's Up. Ziggler superkicks the trombone out of Woods' hands (thankfully Summer makes the catch) but turns into a superkick from Rusev for the pin at 14:12.
We recap Kane's odd antics throughout the night.
Natalya vs. Naomi
Both girls flip up to their feet to start until Naomi kicks Natalya in the face for two. We hit an early chinlock as Paige is shown watching in the back. Back up and Natalya makes her comeback, including a discus lariat (Me: “JBL is going to say shades of her daddy.” JBL: “SHADES OF HER DADDY!”
but a Sasha distraction lets the Rear View end Natalya at 3:46.Rollins asks the Authority about the plan for tonight. HHH gets all serious and tells Seth to worry about Cena because they'll take care of Kane. This has been another moment where HHH's emotions change on a dime and it's considered totally normal.
Cesaro vs. Big Show
Rematch from Smackdown which isn't important enough to mention. Cesaro gets chopped out of the air to start and runs him over with a shoulder. Show launches him across the ring as this is a total squash so far. The Final Cut sets up a chinlock until Show misses an elbow. Cesaro starts his comeback and breaks up the chokeslam. Show is knocked to the floor for a European uppercut, only to catch Cesaro's cross body off the announcers' table and drive Cesaro into the post. Back inside and Cesaro suplexes Show from the apron back inside, only to have Show KO Cesaro for the pin at 6:30.
Post match Show says he's going to knock Lesnar out and pin him like he did in 2002. For some reason this takes like three minutes.
We recap the Wyatt Family/Orton/Ambrose/Reigns segment from earlier.
Harper says he hears Bray's voice in his head. Bray taught him to learn from his mistakes but Orton never learned that lesson. Strowman talks about skinning a snake and drinking its blood. Bray says Randy will fall like everyone else. It's amazing how much better this team is when Bray isn't losing every other week.
US Title: John Cena vs. Seth Rollins
Cena is defending. Rollins jumps the champ during the intros and gets an early two. Some right hands have Cena in trouble. Like, way more trouble than a sneak attack and some right hands should have him in. The Pedigree is countered and an enziguri gets two. Cena comes back with that big clothesline that he uses when he needs to make a comeback but the announcers are too busy talking about the Kane story to notice. Seth escapes the AA and scores with a DDT for two.
Back with Seth putting on a chinlock, followed by a shot to Cena's face. Cena comes back with the usual but Rollins bails to the floor after the Shuffle. John throws him back in but a superplex is broken up, allowing Rollins to get two off a low superkick. We hit the STF on Cena but he muscles his way up for the counter.
The Pedigree is countered with a catapult into the corner and Cena pulls him off the middle rope with an electric chair. They counter finisher attempts until the Buckle Bomb sets up a Falcon's Arrow for two on Cena. Cena grabs a quick STF but Rollins grabs a rope even faster. A Five Star Frog Splash gets two on Cena but he rolls through into the AA for the pin to retain at 15:38.
Post match Corporate Kane pops up on screen and says everyone is coming for the title. People Rollins wouldn't even imagine. Like the people from his worst nightmares. Cue the demon Kane through a hole in the ring to drag Seth under. Yes they're REALLY doing this again.
Results
Neville/Lucha Dragons b. Ascension/Stardust – Salida Del Sol to Viktor
Ryback b. Bo Dallas – Shell Shock
Charlotte b. Brie Bella – Figure Eight
Sheamus b. Mark Henry – Brogue Kick
New Day/Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler/Dudley Boyz – Superkick to Ziggler
Naomi b. Natalya – Rear View
Big Show b. Cesaro – KO Punch
John Cena b. Seth Rollins – Attitude Adjustment
Tuesday
Nothing.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: September 23, 2015
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Byron Saxton, Corey Graves
It's another night in the Dusty Classic as we're moving towards Takeover: Respect with the semi-finals and finals of the tournament as well as a thirty minute Iron Woman match for the Women's Title. Tonight is likely to be about the tournament and filling in the rest of the card for the show on October 7. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Eva Marie vs. Carmella
Oh this one could hurt. Carmella shoulders her into the corner to start and throws Eva to the floor so we can get a Moonwalk inside. Back in and Eva's suplex is booed out of the building as the announcers talk about Eva not being accepted for her improvements. A big boot drops Carmella for two (fans: “THAT'S A KICKOUT!”
and we hit a bow and arrow hold. Fans: “ALL BOTCH EVERYTHING!” Carmella fights back and starts dancing around like Enzo before ramming Emma into the buckle for two. Eva comes back by throwing Carmella to the floor for a big crash and a countout win at 5:10.Nia Jax is still coming. Nothing has changed since Takeover.
Recap of the announcement of the Iron Woman match.
Tyler Breeze vs. Bull Dempsey
Their tag team was a failure and Bull is getting in better shape. Tyler uses the referee as a shield to start and is thrown around like a doll. Bull messes with the hair to really get under Breeze's skin, causing Tyler to send him out to the floor. Unlike Carmella though, Bull is able to get back in off a whip to the floor. Must be the Bull Fit. Fans: “BULL FIT WORKS!”
Back from a break with Tyler ripping at Bull's face before opting for a regular headlock. Graves: “Now going down into the trapezius. I learned my anatomy from Gorilla Monsoon.” Bull throws him off and gets all fired up as Breeze punches him. Some left jabs drop Breeze but he's able to roll to the ropes before Bull can drop the headbutt. Bull goes up again for some reason, only to have Tyler pull him off for the pin with his feet on the ropes at 10:19.
Clips of the Texas tour.
William Regal brings out Japanese star Kana, whose Titantron video says Asuka. Regal pronounces the new name as “Aska” and asks if there's anything she'd like to say. Asuka says she's happy to be here and wants to be NXT Women's Champion. They sign the contract but here are Dana Brooke and Emma to interrupt. Regal chides them for their rudeness and it gets even worse as they mock Asuka's English. They're the ones who ran Charlotte and Becky Lynch off so Asuka better play nice. A dejected Asuka starts to leave but the fans chant her name. Azuka turns back and smiles before slowly leaving.
Tyler Breeze doesn't have much to say about his match with Apollo Crews at Takeover. Crews comes up and is far more excited about the match than Tyler is.
Feature on the Dusty Classic. Here are the updated brackets:
Samoa Joe/Finn Balor vs. Colin Cassidy/Enzo Amore
Dash/Dawson
Hype Bros vs. Chad Gable/Jason Jordan
Baron Corbin/Rhyno
The Hype Bros and Gable/Jordan are both ready for next week.
Tag Team Titles: Vaudevillains vs. Blake and Murphy
Vaudevillains are defending in the rematch from Takeover: Brooklyn. Gotch shoulders Blake down for two to start and here's Blue Pants to chase Alexa into the ring for a brawl. Both of them head to the back and English slaps a chinlock on Blake. Blake comes right back with a headlock of his own but Aiden armdrags both challengers down with ease. Muprhy back suplexes English onto the apron and we take a break.
Back with English still in trouble off a kick to the face and a chinlock from Blake. Murphy's chinlock keeps the match slow until English comes back with a hard slap to the face. Gotch and Blake come in with Simon's screwy offense taking over. Everything breaks down and Blake gets his knees up to stop Aiden's middle rope senton. English gets two off a rollup and sends Murphy to the floor, allowing Simon to come back in for the Whirling Dervish to retain at 12:17.
Enzo and Big Cass are thankful for everything Dusty did for them and want to win the tournament in his honor. They respect Balor and Joe as well, but respect goes out the window next week.
Balor and Joe say Cass and Enzo might be the realest guys in the room but they're the toughest guys on the block and you can't teach that.
Results
Eva Marie b. Carmella via countout
Tyler Breeze b. Bull Dempsey – Pin with feet on the ropes
Vaudevillains b. Blake and Murphy – Whirling Dervish to Blake
Impact Wrestling
Date: September 23, 2015
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: D'Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
Well the invaders are gone and now it's time for the build to Bound For Glory, which is going to take place in the next two weeks because that's all the time we have left. The big story is now Ethan Carter III messing with Jeff Hardy while we wait for a new #1 contender to be crowned. The show basically resets tonight after the GFW guys are gone so let's get to it.
We open with a recap of last week's Lethal Lockdown. It still sucks.
The roster is around the ring as Team TNA and Dixie are in the ring. Galloway thanks Dixie for the chance and talks about how this is their platform to show how much they love wrestling. Dixie makes a five way match for the #1 contendership later in the night. However, Dixie isn't done yet. There's one man who is outside of the family now and she wants him out here right now.
Cue Eric Young, who says he has an iron clad contract with TNA but he hedged his bets anyway. There's nothing Dixie and company can do about it, but Dixie thinks the people around the ring might want to do something. She brings out Sgt. Chris Melendez, who has lost to Eric every single time as Josh points out.
Sgt. Chris Melendez vs. Eric Young
Lumberjack match. Young throws him to the floor to start but the lumberjacks let him back inside. Back in and the fans chant USA as Young is still in full control with a chinlock. Young keeps destroying him with some knees in the corner as Josh hypes up Kurt Angle returning at Bound For Glory. A horrible Samoan drop puts Young down but he pokes Chris in the eye. The prosthetic leg to the face looks to set up the piledriver but instead puts Chris on top for a superplex. Chris shoves him off and hits a missile dropkick for the pin at 5:25.
The lumberjacks come in to celebrate because they're easily entertained.
The Dollhouse talks about hurting Gail Kim tonight. Jade is thrilled to get the chance. Rebel and Belle are told to go prove their worth to Taryn.
Ethan Carter III tells Jeff Hardy to do what he says tonight or get fired.
Lashley is done with defending TNA and is ready to go to Bound For Glory.
The announcers talk about the elimination match tonight. Josh looks like a tool with his flannel shirt and sleeve tattoo.
Knockouts Title: Gail Kim vs. Jade
Gail is defending but Jade jumps her to start. A hurricanrana gets two for the champ but a German suplex gets the same for Jade. Some chops in the corner have Gail in trouble (Pope: “Look at the chest of Gail Kim!”
until she comes back with her corner cross body and the Figure Four around the post. Another hurricanrana is countered into a Batista Bomb to give Jade two, only to have Eat Defeat retain Gail's title at 4:24.Rebel and Marti run out to beat down Gail but Velvet and Madison make the save. Gail is left alone so here's Awesome Kong for the staredown.
Rockstar Spud, with Kong's music still playing, says he and Ethan are welded together so tonight they fight again for the World Title.
X-Division Title: Tigre Uno vs. Kenny King
Time for your monthly defense of the worthless title against the latest opponent who has already left the promotion because they have nothing to do for him. King is also 0-2 since coming back so naturally he's getting a title shot. Kenny shoves him around to start but Tigre comes back with some kicks to the head to knock King outside, followed by a corkscrew dive. King kicks Tigre out of the air and gets two off a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. A high cross body gets two for the champ but King kicks him into the corner again. Tigre grabs a quick tornado DDT though and the springboard splash retains the title at 5:29.
We recap Jeff Hardy being hired by Ethan Carter III against his will. Notice that Carter has said Jeff needs this job to pay his bills. Translation: TNA doesn't pay you when you're hurt, even if you're appearing on TV.
TNA World Title: Ethan Carter III vs. Rockstar Spud
Carter is defending and has Hardy and Tyrus in his corner. Spud last won a match.....in August or so? Spud chops away in the corner but the champ stomps him down to take over. Some running forearms put Carter down in the corner as well but the Underdog is countered into a powerbomb for two. Spud grabs the leg to block the 1%er and an enziguri puts the champ down. Not that it matters as a quick facebuster sets up the 1%er to retain the title at 5:36.
Post match Tyrus beats up Spud even more but Jeff refuses to give him a Twist of Fate. Matt Hardy tries to intervene but Tyrus takes him down. Jeff won't hit his brother but hits Ethan instead. This story continues to go nowhere because Jeff can't wrestle, though it still wasn't the most interesting feud in the first place.
Ethan is going to fire Jeff later.
The Revolution is in the ring with James Storm getting in Abyss' face. Abyss yells at Storm and says he's his own man and a TNA original. If Storm ever gets in his face again, Abyss will knock him back to Tennessee. Abyss walks out so Storm calls Khoya out again. Manik says Khoya's name is Mahabali so Storm shoves him down. Manik still won't call him Khoya but stops Storm from hitting him. The mask comes off and Manik walks away as well. Cue Sheera who wants to fight Storm right now. Storm says ok but then walks away.
Galloway talks to the Wolves but it's about being singles wrestlers tonight. All three are cool with that.
There's going to be a four way Ultimate X match for the X-Division Title at Bound For Glory. No opponents are announced yet. I'm as shocked as you are: a multi-man title match with no story whatsoever, just like almost every title match.
Bram vs. Eddie Edwards vs. Davey Richards vs. Drew Galloway vs. Lashley
Elimination rules and the winner gets the title shot at Bound For Glory. It's a big brawl to start until Bram and Galloway have a staredown. Lashley comes back in to clean house but gets sent outside. The Wolves get suplexed by Bram but come back with a double suicide dive. Back in and the Wolves start kicking away at Bram, capped off by a double top rope stomp for the elimination.
We come back from a break with Lashley lifting Davey up for a delayed vertical suplex which no one can break up. Why they would want to break it up isn't clear but I'd assume it's because logic has no place in a Wolves match. Eddie slaps a half crab on Lashley and Davey adds a cloverleaf on Drew. Those go nowhere and a spear from Lashley and Future Shock from Drew take out the Wolves. Down to Lashley vs. Galloway with Lashley taking over off some chops. A powerslam gets two for Lashley and he unleashes the suplexes. The spear hits buckle though and Drew's big boot sends him to Bound For Glory at 14:43.
Ethan and Tyrus are back to call out Jeff for his firing. Jeff throws the sign down and talks about living to create and how the creatures don't live in Ethan's reality. Ethan talks about Jeff having no other form of income and orders him down on his knee to kiss the World Title. Jeff gets on his knee but quits instead of reciting Ethan's speech. Ethan says Jeff is fired and this show is over.
We get a preview for next week to end the show.
Results
Sgt. Chris Melendez b. Eric Young – Missile dropkick
Gail Kim b. Jade – Eat Defeat
Tigre Uno b. Kenny King – Springboard splash
Ethan Carter III b. Rockstar Spud – 1%er
Drew Galloway b. Bram, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards and Lashley – Big boot to Lashley
Thursday
Smackdown
Date: September 24, 2015
Location: American Bank Center, Corpus Christi, Texas
Commentators: Jerry Lawler, Rich Brennan, Booker T.
We're getting closer to Kane vs. Rollins, likely inside the Cell, as they blow off their feud from months ago on a show where the other Cell match is the real main event. Then again, given that the World Champion is coming off two losses in two days (though he did beat a 56 year old), maybe it's better that he isn't main eventing. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the ending to Night of Champions and Kane's personality shift on Raw. I'm kind of shocked but the Kane stuff is entertaining me.
Here's a very enthusiastic Kane in the ring. He's back because the WWE is on fire right now and needs someone with his administrative assistance. First up, he makes Rusev/Kevin Owens vs. Dolph Ziggler/Ryback as well as Roman Reigns vs. Luke Harper with associated family members barred from ringside.
This brings out Rollins who wants Kane to cut out the nonsense. Kane talks about his training in conflict resolution and hopes to have a healthy dialogue to solve these issues. Seth doesn't buy it and asks about Kane attacking him twice. Just like on Monday, Kane has no idea what Seth is talking about.
Then he switches to serious and talks about being a corporate worker, not a demon who wants to inflict incredible pain and punishment upon him until he begs for mercy. Seth thinks Kane needs help and Kane is willing to take it under advisement. One last thing: Rollins is facing Dean Ambrose in the main event. Ok Rollins is guaranteed to win there right? Ambrose barely ever beats...Dean is going to pin Rollins again isn't he?
Booker thinks Kane has multiple personalities but the old trickster Lawler thinks it's a ruse.
Roman Reigns vs. Luke Harper
The Wyatts and Ambrose are banned from ringside. These two have fought each other about once every two weeks since late July. Both guys try powerbombs in the first ten seconds and head out to the floor. Harper gets sent into the barricade and then the announcers' table.
Back in and Harper elbows out of a Samoan drop, only to have Reigns power him up on the second attempt. So much for Reigns selling for more than five seconds. There are the ten clotheslines in the corner and they head outside again. Harper nails a superkick followed by the sitout powerbomb, only to have Roman come back with the Superman Punch and spear for the pin at 3:59.
New Day vs. Neville/Lucha Dragons
Before the match, New Day says the Dudleyz are gone after Madison Square Garden and the tables will be saved. Neville kicks Kofi to start and throws Kalisto onto him for a seated senton. All three members of New Day come in and get stared down to the floor as we take a break less than forty seconds into the match. Back with Kalisto in trouble and getting stomped down in the corner as Woods drops to the floor for some tromboning.
Kalisto backdrops Kofi to the floor and makes the tag off to Cara for a springboard moonsault and elbow to Xavier's jaw. New Day is all sent to the floor, allowing Neville and Kalisto to moonsault from the top as Cara adds a suicide dive. That looked awesome. Back in and Kofi grabs Kalisto's leg, allowing Woods to add a running knee to the head for the pin at 7:33.
Cesaro vs. Bo Dallas
During Cesaro's entrance, we see clips of Big Show squashing him on Monday to make sure you know you're about to watch a loser. Dallas talks about surviving Suplex City and suggests Cesaro Bo-lieve to get over his trip to Big Show Boulevard. Cesaro does four straight nipups to escape a wristlock before wrapping his legs around Bo's waist and rolling him around the ring. Back up and Cesaro charges into an elbow in the corner and gets forearmed in the back.
Dallas pulls him to the apron and drops Cesaro back first across the apron. A chinlock doesn't have much effect so Dallas starts working on the back again. Booker thinks the back injury here could be career ending. If jobbing to Big Show twice in a week didn't kill it already, I don't think a few forearms to the back are going to do it. Back up and Cesaro grabs his arm trap small package for the pin at 4:26.
We recap Charlotte winning the title on Sunday.
Here are Charlotte and Becky Lynch with something to say. Lawler doesn't seem to know why Paige isn't with them. Charlotte talks about how perfect the last week has been for her but Paige comes out to interrupt. Paige has never been a team player and doesn't know what came over her. She's glad Charlotte won the title but was hoping that she was in this spot. Paige thinks she deserves some recognition for starting the Divas Revolution.
Charlotte agrees and here's Natalya to interrupt. She thinks the division is as good as it's ever been before but Paige thinks Natalya is a crazy cat lady. Paige knows she's better than Natalya and thinks Natalya let the Revolution pass her by. Now she's trying to latch on to these younger Divas to keep herself relevant. Paige slaps her in the face and walks away. This has some potential, but none of it matters if they're going to just go back to the Bellas in three months.
Kevin Owens/Rusev vs. Ryback/Dolph Ziggler
Ever the good coward, Owens tags out before having to face Ryback. Rusev demands Ziggler come in and stomps him into the corner. A dropkick gives Dolph a breather but he walks into a swinging Rock Bottom for two. Rusev: “I beat you Dolph! Now he's going to beat you!” Owens comes in for a few stomps before it's back to Rusev, who is quickly caught in the running DDT as we take a break.
Back with Owens slapping Dolph in a chinlock. Ziggler's running DDT doesn't work on Owens as Kevin throws him down and drops a backsplash. More heavy stomping gets two for Rusev before it's off to Rusev for more of the same. Ziggler slams both heels and makes the big diving tag to Ryback. Rusev's superkick is countered into a spinebuster but Owens offers a distraction, allowing Rusev to hit the superkick. Owens grabs the title and walks out, allowing Dolph to superkick Rusev into the Shell Shock for the pin at 12:45.
Video on Big Show to hype up Madison Square Garden.
The Dudleyz are talking strategy when Renee Young comes in to ask them about New Day. Bubba thinks New Day doesn't act like champions and the titles are all that matter. Notice that Bubba makes sure to get in the date of the show instead of just saying it's in so and so many days or a week from Saturday.
It's a definitive date instead of some point that might change depending on when you're watching the show. That's the old school way of doing things and I wish it was the more common way now. The Prime Time Players come in to say they want a shot after the Dudleyz win the belts. Bubba and D-Von aren't pleased but they shake the Players' hands.
Rollins promises to take care of Ambrose and Kane.
Dean Ambrose vs. Seth Rollins
Non-title. Dean starts in on a wristlock before grabbing the champ's head. Seth comes back with choking in the corner as they're in first gear so far. A dropkick puts Seth on the floor and we take another early break. Back with Seth putting on a chinlock until Dean powers up and sends Rollins outside. The suicide dive is blocked though and Seth's top rope knee to the head gets two.
Ambrose comes back again with some chops but the tornado DDT is countered, followed by the low superkick for two. Booker: “Ask me what I think about Dean Ambrose.” Rich: “What do you think about Dean Ambrose?” Booker: “He's a fighter.” Thanks Book. Dean hits his rebound lariat (called the Lunatic Lariat) and a bunch of strikes followed by a butterfly superplex of all things for two. Dean comes up holding his leg but he's still able to start a nice pinfall reversal sequence for a bunch of near falls.
A backdrop puts the champ on the floor and now Ambrose's suicide dive connects. Dean gets two off a fisherman's suplex (he's mixing it up tonight) but Seth comes back with an enziguri to put both guys down. Seth is up first with the Sling Blade but the Pedigree is broken up. Instead a buckle bomb puts Dean down but Kane's pyro goes off, allowing Dean to grab a rollup for the pin at 17:33.
Rollins grabs the mic and asks if Kane knows who he is. He hurt Sting at Night of Champions and Seth can do the same thing to Kane.
Results
Roman Reigns b. Luke Harper – Spear
New Day b. Neville/Lucha Dragons – Running knee to Kalisto
Cesaro b. Bo Dallas – Arm trap small package
Dolph Ziggler/Ryback b. Rusev/Kevin Owens – Shell Shock to Rusev
Dean Ambrose b. Seth Rollins – Rollup
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing again.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Neville/Lucha Dragons b. Ascension/Stardust – Salida Del Sol to Viktor
Ryback b. Bo Dallas – Shell Shock
Charlotte b. Brie Bella – Figure Eight
Sheamus b. Mark Henry – Brogue Kick
New Day/Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler/Dudley Boyz – Superkick to Ziggler
Naomi b. Natalya – Rear View
Big Show b. Cesaro – KO Punch
John Cena b. Seth Rollins – Attitude Adjustment
NXT
Eva Marie b. Carmella via countout
Tyler Breeze b. Bull Dempsey – Pin with feet on the ropes
Vaudevillains b. Blake and Murphy – Whirling Dervish to Blake
Impact Wrestling
Sgt. Chris Melendez b. Eric Young – Missile dropkick
Gail Kim b. Jade – Eat Defeat
Tigre Uno b. Kenny King – Springboard splash
Ethan Carter III b. Rockstar Spud – 1%er
Drew Galloway b. Bram, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards and Lashley – Big boot to Lashley
Smackdown
Roman Reigns b. Luke Harper – Spear
New Day b. Neville/Lucha Dragons – Running knee to Kalisto
Cesaro b. Bo Dallas – Arm trap small package
Dolph Ziggler/Ryback b. Rusev/Kevin Owens – Shell Shock to Rusev
Dean Ambrose b. Seth Rollins – Rollup