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Saturday
Nothing going on since we're just waiting on Summerslam now.
Sunday
Summerslam 2010
Date: August 15, 2010
Location: Staples Center, Los Angeles, California
Commentators: Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
Well were back again for the *insert Summerfest joke here* show. This is the epitome of a one match show as EVERYTHING has been about the Nexus invasion. The theory is that Cena turns tonight but Im not sold on it. Nexus more or less has to win tonight or the angle is worthless. Im not sold on this card very well at all, but its starting now so lets get to it.
The opening is of course all about Nexus, which makes sense. The arena and set look great as this really is a huge show.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston
Pretty clear that Dolph retains here. Vickie does her usual bitching and catchphrase here just to be annoying. Nice pop for Kofi but nothing great. Were in MALTA BABY! Kofi misses a dive to start and is in trouble early on. Apparently the tag titles either arent major titles or his win is forgotten into the Rocker Tag Title Book of History. King makes a joke about liking 11s or 12s. On a 1-10 scale you freaking perverts.
Dolph is mostly dominant here as he hooks a chinlock. Kofi cant get the controlled frenzy going according to Cole. Does everything have to have a name now? Dolph gets two on a roll thru of a cross body. We get a Fameasser reference from Striker as it makes Kofi famous. Even Lawler chuckles at it. Hes more energetic tonight for some reason. Trouble in Paradise misses, which might be because OF THE MASSIVE CHANTING OF BOOM BOOM BOOM by Kofi.
Sleeper goes on .AND HERE THEY COME? Yes, Nexus hits the ring and beats them up before circling Kofi. The big beatdown follows as I have a bad feeling about where this show is going. Barrett says this is a preview of later tonight. Expect a Kofi run-in later. Nexus is united apparently.
Jericho wants Miz on the team tonight and so does Edge. Edge eating a Slim Jim is epic for no reason at all. They say he could be a huge star but doesnt say yes.
Alicia Fox vs. Melina
Well at least this should be short. Melina has a freaking headdress on and she looks like a fucking idiot. Fox is attractive with straight hair. Shame thats not the case here. Melina is in the skin colored tights which are always weird looking. Melina is the hometown girl so shes all awesome and such apparently. Yep this is boring as hell. Its not bad, but seriously does ANYONE care about this match?
Still waiting on something to happen here. Melina might have hurt her knee on a move from the ropes. Alicia of course does nothing about it. Nice superkick by Melina. This is just boring me to death but Melinas gyrations are helping a bit. That girl could make a KILLING as a stripper. After FAR too long, Melina wins with more or less a weird snapmare. Apparently its called the Mind Trip. Ok then.
After the win, cue Laycool to annoy Melina. They say this is awesome and want to take a picture with two champions in it so hopefully this will lead to a unification thing soon. Brawl ensues and the worst kick every by Michelle misses by at least 8 inches. Laycools music continues to be awesome. Michelle does a knee into the tables to put down Melina for a good while.
After a quick recap of the SES vs. Show, we go to this.
Straightedge Society vs. Big Show
How appropriate to have this after that video package. Its Mercury, Punk and Gallows. Show dominates Mercury and Gallows in about a minute to get us to Punk, who gets face cheers. Oh and Shows hand is fine. Gallows and Mercury get back up and the 3-1 beatdown begins.
Show comes back of course as it occurs to me that Punk has the most hair of anyone out there. Punk goes for the springboard clothesline and gets caught by the throat. He kicks Show in the head which was cool looking. Cole calls a bulldog a DDT because hes a stupid man. Punk does a bunch of strikes to the hand and it just ticks Show off. Punk gets knocked to the floor and leaves. Mercury gets chokeslammed and pinned while on top of Gallows. Here lies the SES.
Kane talks to the casket and Sheamus of all people comes up, saying hed like to borrow the casket to put Orton in. Kane says no. Sheamus says stay out of his way and Kane yells at him. Odd moment but cool potential.
And heres Miz. The Raw title match is next so he has a reason to be here. He wants to know if he should be on the team. The fans cheer but he doesnt care what they think. Allegedly Hart and Cena begged for him to be on the team. He talks about every person on the team and how theyve all done things to get him on the team. Awesome promo but he wants the fans to admit it. After a HUGE delay, he says yes hell be on the team. Cole orgasms loudly.
We recap Orton vs. Sheamus, which isnt much at all. Orton won a match and now hes the number one contender. The hype for this has more or less not existed.
Raw World Title: Sheamus vs. Randy Orton
Orton is in purple and Sheamus is in green, making this just freaking weird looking. Sheamus powers him back to start which is odd since hes kind of quietly powerful. Slow start here which should be a good sign but Im not sure here. They tease a countout and Orton is dominating which is a weird formula for a match.
This is just boring as hell really as theyre going WAY too slow. Ortons arm gets worked on and the elevated DDT is reversed into a backdrop. Sheamus is in control and not much is going on. He hits basic moves and covers. This is apparently the main event and it started about 5 minutes after 9. He gets technical with a drop toehold to put Orton down.
Sheamus likes to use a double axehandle which is kind of a cool move for him to use. More people should use it. When I say more I mean like one total. Sheamus at least works on the arm which is the right idea if nothing else. Orton gets the backbreaker as this is just DRAGGING. The boo/yay cheers start up for punching. Orton does his usual array of clotheslines as I fight off sleep due to this.
Middle rope suplex gets two for the guy with non-mayonnaise colored skin. Sheamus hits his backbreaker for two which of course Cole is surprised by when the kickout happens. Brogue Kick misses though and Sheamus hits the floor. Theres the DDT but the RKO is countered which surprised me. He shoved him off and it legit looks like he hit it from both angles. Clearly countered though which was cool.
High Cross and RKO are both countered but Orton walks into the Brogue Kick for two as the fans are into this now. Thats the issue with WWE Title matches: you dont have to get into them for a long time and everyone knows it so for the first ten minutes no one cares. Sheamus gets a chair and shoves the referee out for the CHEAP AS HELL DQ.
Post match Orton snaps and hits the RKO on the table. Good for him. Table didnt break so at least it looked good. Sheamus is announced as still champion which should make us wait for either HHH or Mizs theme music. Naturally we get the Legendary trailer.
We recap the way overdone Rey vs. Kane issue, which comes down to one thing: how would Rey know who did it? This took almost five minutes.
Smackdown World Title: Rey Mysterio vs. Kane
Kane brings the casket with him. Striker even throws out a quick summary of the Taker/Kane childhood which you NEVER hear anymore. Kane goes right for him and gets kicked in the knee. They talk about the keys to victory and King says that Reys potential innocence should help him win. Uh, what? Striker thinks this is speed vs. power. You cant buy commentary like this people!
Kane takes over and we slow it down again. He gets a baseball slide which is cool looking. Can you imagine Kane playing baseball? Thats just funny for some reason. 619 is blocked and Kane takes his head off with a clothesline. Were clearly just filling in time until the finish. Its been mostly Kane here and as soon as I say that Kane goes into the post. Rey hits a flying battering ram move but Kane takes over AGAIN with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, a cool move.
Cole likes to talk about people being in the box. Kane wants the referee to ASK HIM. Hes been chilling with Jericho I guess. Top rope rana is blocked and Reys knee might be hurt. Wait wasnt his ankle hurt on Smackdown? Springboard Splash misses so Rey just kicks Kane in the head. Well that works if nothing else. After more uneventful stuff, the 619 is blocked and Rey gets thrown into the casket.
The casket is closed and you know Taker will be in it soon. Chokeslam is blocked and 619 hits. Rey gets two off a counter to a counter to the springboard splash as the end is clearly near. Chokeslam hits to retain THANK GOODNESS!
Post match Kane says hes going to put Rey in the casket and opens it, showing that its empty. Two chokeslams and a tombstone (sick one too) and of course Taker is in the casket. He goes for Rey and asks if hes heard of an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth? Taker asks him why he did it but Rey insists it wasnt him. Hand around throat and the throat slit sign but he turns to Kane. Kane breaks Takers grip and tombstones him, leaving him laying. These guys are on and off more than all the high school relationships in history. Yep Kane is the heel again.
Ad for Smackdown on Sci-Fi.
Clips of Summerslam Axxess which looks awesome.
Recap of Nexus vs. Cenas Army. If you dont know this by now, go read the damn Raw recaps since Im sick of this story.
Nexus vs. R-Truth/Edge/Chris Jericho/Miz/John Cena/Bret Hart/John Morrison
Remember that this is elimination. This should go for a LONG time. New shirt for Cena. Miz comes out last and Cena has something to say. Cena has a replacement, and its DANIEL BRYAN. The really weird thing here is that there was an article up on WWE.com where it spoiled this half an hour before it happened. Thats damn freaky and I cant imagine the speech he got because of it.
Nexus vs. R-Truth/Edge/Chris Jericho/Daniel Bryan/John Cena/Bret Hart/John Morrison
BIG brawl to start as Cole runs down Bryan every second because he has to. The official starters are Bryan and Young. This should be quick. Hey Im right as Bryan gets a crossface and Young is out in like 30 seconds. That evens things out since Hart is more or less worthless. Gabriel and Jericho are in now and dont expect every tag to be mentioned since its going to be very fast paced.
Tarver comes in and throws a lot of punches. Morrison gets a nice pop as the hometown boy. Flash Kick and Starship Pain put Tarver down to make it 7-5. He landed on his back this time so well call that a success. Barrett wants a huddle. Sheffield comes in and boxes with Morrison kind of as Nexus takes over. The fans want Bret as its all Sheffield. Morrison makes a comeback but walks into a kick by Gabriel and the clothesline from Sheffield to make it 6-5.
Sheffield hits Truth in like 30 seconds to tie it up. Jericho comes in and gets beaten down. Why do they keep calling them Team WWE? Nexus is in WWE officially right? Jericho vs. Barrett is an interesting match actually. Bret and Slater come in as Cena hasnt been in yet, which is rather interesting. Bret does basic stuff and gets the Sharpshooter but theres a chair in. Sheffield gets the tag and Bret pops him with the chair for reasons of basic stupidity. Thats the best way to get rid of him since he cant take a power move due to his health so there isnt another way to do it really.
As a recap its Cena/Edge/Jericho/Bryan vs. Sheffield/Barrett/Slater/Otunga/Gabriel. Sheffield gets up and walks into the Codebreaker. Spear ties us up at 4. Gabriel gets a SICK spin kick on Edge. The kick itself was just ok but the impact looked great. Barrett and Edge slow us down a bit. Edge gets a spinwheel kick which is one of his old moves. I havent seen him use that in forever.
Otunga comes in and is booed out of the building. Edge hits the Edgecution and gets a face pop for it. Not sure whether its for Edge or against Otunga but whatever. Edge gets the tag but STILL no Cena. This is certainly compelling. Lionsault hits and Striker says HE HIT IT! Jericho loses the Walls for a bit but Otunga eventually taps to get us to 4-3 Team Cena. Jericho is wrestling like Lionheart here and a BIG Y2J chant starts. I still want a Jericho face title run.
And he runs into Cena, resulting in Slater hitting his Zig Zag for the tie. Cena and Edge both want in and Edge yells while Bryan plays peacemaker. Slater runs Edge into Cena and rolls him up to get Jericho and Edge in less than a minute. Edge and Jericho beat up Cena before leaving. Jericho: YOURE A STUPID MAN! Cena/Bryan vs. Slater/Barrett/Gabriel. Cena is finally in now and gets his ass kicked.
Very good match so far as Nexus has looked STRONG. Cena cant get anything going and Cole will not shut up about Bryan. Gabriel gets a DDT on Cena that looked good. Everyone beats on Cena and as I say that we get a double clothesline. Bryan comes in and cleans house, using a damn big boot. Striker wants Cattle Mutilation. Wheres PETA when you need them?
Cena is down on the floor which makes me wonder where this is going. Cena as heel vs. Bryan as face? After a lot of GOOD stuff from Bryan he gets Slater to tap. And cue Miz with the briefcase to blast Bryan and make it 2-1 with Barrett/Gabriel vs. Cena. Cena is more or less dead though despite not being beaten down past anything overly special. He goes into the ending sequence though after a missed Gabriel splash in the corner.
FU doesnt work as Gabriel makes the tag and Nexus takes over again. Its a massive beatdown here as Cena has NOTHING. The two guys pull the mats on the floor back and Barrett hits a DDT on the exposed concrete. Gabriel gets tagged in and the 450 MISSES! Cena rolls up Gabriel and instantly gets the STFU on Barrett for the TAP AND THE WIN!
Results
Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler went to a no contest Nexus Interference
Melina b. Alicia Fox Mind Trip
Big Show b. Straightedge Society Chokeslam to Mercury
Randy Orton b. Sheamus via DQ Sheamus shoved the referee
Kane b. Rey Mysterio Chokeslam
Team Cena b. Nexus STFU to Barrett
Quick Results
Raw
The Miz b. Evan Bourne Skull Crushing Finale
Melina b. Alicia Fox Sunset Bomb
Michael McGillicutty/Alex Riley/Husky Harris b. Percy Watson/Kaval/Lucky Cannon Back splash to Kaval
John Morrison/R-Truth b. William Regal/Zach Ryder Starship Pain to Ryder
Bella Twins b. Jillian Hall/Maryse and Gail Kim/Eve Torres Cross Body to Jillian
NXT
Alex Riley won the Power of the Punch Challenge
Percy Watson/Kaval/Lucky Cannon b. Michael McGillicutty/Alex Riley/Husky Harris Warriors Way to McGillicutty
Miz b. John Morrison Skull Crushing Finale
Lucky Cannon was eliminated in 6th place.
Impact
Kurt Angle b. AJ Styles Ankle Lock
Angelina Love b. Madison Rayne Lights Out
Matt Morgan b. DAngelo Dinero and Mr. Anderson Pinned Dinero after Mic Check from Anderson
Jeff Hardy b. Shannon Moore Swanton Bomb
Motor City Machine Guns b. Beer Money Neckbreaker/Splash Combination
Rob Van Dam b. Abyss Five Star Frog Splash
Smackdown
Kane b. Kofi Kingston Tombstone
Cody Rhodes b. Christian Cross Roads
Big Show b. Fernando Vega/Derek Werley/Jody Reese Knockout Punch
Drew McIntyre b. Matt Hardy Futureshock DDT
MVP b. Jack Swagger Rollup
Rey Mysterio b. Dolph Ziggler Rollup
Summerslam
Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler went to a no contest Nexus Interference
Melina b. Alicia Fox Mind Trip
Big Show b. Straightedge Society Chokeslam to Mercury
Randy Orton b. Sheamus via DQ Sheamus shoved the referee
Kane b. Rey Mysterio Chokeslam
Team Cena b. Nexus STFU to Barrett
Nothing going on since we're just waiting on Summerslam now.
Sunday
Summerslam 2010
Date: August 15, 2010
Location: Staples Center, Los Angeles, California
Commentators: Matt Striker, Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
Well were back again for the *insert Summerfest joke here* show. This is the epitome of a one match show as EVERYTHING has been about the Nexus invasion. The theory is that Cena turns tonight but Im not sold on it. Nexus more or less has to win tonight or the angle is worthless. Im not sold on this card very well at all, but its starting now so lets get to it.
The opening is of course all about Nexus, which makes sense. The arena and set look great as this really is a huge show.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston
Pretty clear that Dolph retains here. Vickie does her usual bitching and catchphrase here just to be annoying. Nice pop for Kofi but nothing great. Were in MALTA BABY! Kofi misses a dive to start and is in trouble early on. Apparently the tag titles either arent major titles or his win is forgotten into the Rocker Tag Title Book of History. King makes a joke about liking 11s or 12s. On a 1-10 scale you freaking perverts.
Dolph is mostly dominant here as he hooks a chinlock. Kofi cant get the controlled frenzy going according to Cole. Does everything have to have a name now? Dolph gets two on a roll thru of a cross body. We get a Fameasser reference from Striker as it makes Kofi famous. Even Lawler chuckles at it. Hes more energetic tonight for some reason. Trouble in Paradise misses, which might be because OF THE MASSIVE CHANTING OF BOOM BOOM BOOM by Kofi.
Sleeper goes on .AND HERE THEY COME? Yes, Nexus hits the ring and beats them up before circling Kofi. The big beatdown follows as I have a bad feeling about where this show is going. Barrett says this is a preview of later tonight. Expect a Kofi run-in later. Nexus is united apparently.
Jericho wants Miz on the team tonight and so does Edge. Edge eating a Slim Jim is epic for no reason at all. They say he could be a huge star but doesnt say yes.
Alicia Fox vs. Melina
Well at least this should be short. Melina has a freaking headdress on and she looks like a fucking idiot. Fox is attractive with straight hair. Shame thats not the case here. Melina is in the skin colored tights which are always weird looking. Melina is the hometown girl so shes all awesome and such apparently. Yep this is boring as hell. Its not bad, but seriously does ANYONE care about this match?
Still waiting on something to happen here. Melina might have hurt her knee on a move from the ropes. Alicia of course does nothing about it. Nice superkick by Melina. This is just boring me to death but Melinas gyrations are helping a bit. That girl could make a KILLING as a stripper. After FAR too long, Melina wins with more or less a weird snapmare. Apparently its called the Mind Trip. Ok then.
After the win, cue Laycool to annoy Melina. They say this is awesome and want to take a picture with two champions in it so hopefully this will lead to a unification thing soon. Brawl ensues and the worst kick every by Michelle misses by at least 8 inches. Laycools music continues to be awesome. Michelle does a knee into the tables to put down Melina for a good while.
After a quick recap of the SES vs. Show, we go to this.
Straightedge Society vs. Big Show
How appropriate to have this after that video package. Its Mercury, Punk and Gallows. Show dominates Mercury and Gallows in about a minute to get us to Punk, who gets face cheers. Oh and Shows hand is fine. Gallows and Mercury get back up and the 3-1 beatdown begins.
Show comes back of course as it occurs to me that Punk has the most hair of anyone out there. Punk goes for the springboard clothesline and gets caught by the throat. He kicks Show in the head which was cool looking. Cole calls a bulldog a DDT because hes a stupid man. Punk does a bunch of strikes to the hand and it just ticks Show off. Punk gets knocked to the floor and leaves. Mercury gets chokeslammed and pinned while on top of Gallows. Here lies the SES.
Kane talks to the casket and Sheamus of all people comes up, saying hed like to borrow the casket to put Orton in. Kane says no. Sheamus says stay out of his way and Kane yells at him. Odd moment but cool potential.
And heres Miz. The Raw title match is next so he has a reason to be here. He wants to know if he should be on the team. The fans cheer but he doesnt care what they think. Allegedly Hart and Cena begged for him to be on the team. He talks about every person on the team and how theyve all done things to get him on the team. Awesome promo but he wants the fans to admit it. After a HUGE delay, he says yes hell be on the team. Cole orgasms loudly.
We recap Orton vs. Sheamus, which isnt much at all. Orton won a match and now hes the number one contender. The hype for this has more or less not existed.
Raw World Title: Sheamus vs. Randy Orton
Orton is in purple and Sheamus is in green, making this just freaking weird looking. Sheamus powers him back to start which is odd since hes kind of quietly powerful. Slow start here which should be a good sign but Im not sure here. They tease a countout and Orton is dominating which is a weird formula for a match.
This is just boring as hell really as theyre going WAY too slow. Ortons arm gets worked on and the elevated DDT is reversed into a backdrop. Sheamus is in control and not much is going on. He hits basic moves and covers. This is apparently the main event and it started about 5 minutes after 9. He gets technical with a drop toehold to put Orton down.
Sheamus likes to use a double axehandle which is kind of a cool move for him to use. More people should use it. When I say more I mean like one total. Sheamus at least works on the arm which is the right idea if nothing else. Orton gets the backbreaker as this is just DRAGGING. The boo/yay cheers start up for punching. Orton does his usual array of clotheslines as I fight off sleep due to this.
Middle rope suplex gets two for the guy with non-mayonnaise colored skin. Sheamus hits his backbreaker for two which of course Cole is surprised by when the kickout happens. Brogue Kick misses though and Sheamus hits the floor. Theres the DDT but the RKO is countered which surprised me. He shoved him off and it legit looks like he hit it from both angles. Clearly countered though which was cool.
High Cross and RKO are both countered but Orton walks into the Brogue Kick for two as the fans are into this now. Thats the issue with WWE Title matches: you dont have to get into them for a long time and everyone knows it so for the first ten minutes no one cares. Sheamus gets a chair and shoves the referee out for the CHEAP AS HELL DQ.
Post match Orton snaps and hits the RKO on the table. Good for him. Table didnt break so at least it looked good. Sheamus is announced as still champion which should make us wait for either HHH or Mizs theme music. Naturally we get the Legendary trailer.
We recap the way overdone Rey vs. Kane issue, which comes down to one thing: how would Rey know who did it? This took almost five minutes.
Smackdown World Title: Rey Mysterio vs. Kane
Kane brings the casket with him. Striker even throws out a quick summary of the Taker/Kane childhood which you NEVER hear anymore. Kane goes right for him and gets kicked in the knee. They talk about the keys to victory and King says that Reys potential innocence should help him win. Uh, what? Striker thinks this is speed vs. power. You cant buy commentary like this people!
Kane takes over and we slow it down again. He gets a baseball slide which is cool looking. Can you imagine Kane playing baseball? Thats just funny for some reason. 619 is blocked and Kane takes his head off with a clothesline. Were clearly just filling in time until the finish. Its been mostly Kane here and as soon as I say that Kane goes into the post. Rey hits a flying battering ram move but Kane takes over AGAIN with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, a cool move.
Cole likes to talk about people being in the box. Kane wants the referee to ASK HIM. Hes been chilling with Jericho I guess. Top rope rana is blocked and Reys knee might be hurt. Wait wasnt his ankle hurt on Smackdown? Springboard Splash misses so Rey just kicks Kane in the head. Well that works if nothing else. After more uneventful stuff, the 619 is blocked and Rey gets thrown into the casket.
The casket is closed and you know Taker will be in it soon. Chokeslam is blocked and 619 hits. Rey gets two off a counter to a counter to the springboard splash as the end is clearly near. Chokeslam hits to retain THANK GOODNESS!
Post match Kane says hes going to put Rey in the casket and opens it, showing that its empty. Two chokeslams and a tombstone (sick one too) and of course Taker is in the casket. He goes for Rey and asks if hes heard of an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth? Taker asks him why he did it but Rey insists it wasnt him. Hand around throat and the throat slit sign but he turns to Kane. Kane breaks Takers grip and tombstones him, leaving him laying. These guys are on and off more than all the high school relationships in history. Yep Kane is the heel again.
Ad for Smackdown on Sci-Fi.
Clips of Summerslam Axxess which looks awesome.
Recap of Nexus vs. Cenas Army. If you dont know this by now, go read the damn Raw recaps since Im sick of this story.
Nexus vs. R-Truth/Edge/Chris Jericho/Miz/John Cena/Bret Hart/John Morrison
Remember that this is elimination. This should go for a LONG time. New shirt for Cena. Miz comes out last and Cena has something to say. Cena has a replacement, and its DANIEL BRYAN. The really weird thing here is that there was an article up on WWE.com where it spoiled this half an hour before it happened. Thats damn freaky and I cant imagine the speech he got because of it.
Nexus vs. R-Truth/Edge/Chris Jericho/Daniel Bryan/John Cena/Bret Hart/John Morrison
BIG brawl to start as Cole runs down Bryan every second because he has to. The official starters are Bryan and Young. This should be quick. Hey Im right as Bryan gets a crossface and Young is out in like 30 seconds. That evens things out since Hart is more or less worthless. Gabriel and Jericho are in now and dont expect every tag to be mentioned since its going to be very fast paced.
Tarver comes in and throws a lot of punches. Morrison gets a nice pop as the hometown boy. Flash Kick and Starship Pain put Tarver down to make it 7-5. He landed on his back this time so well call that a success. Barrett wants a huddle. Sheffield comes in and boxes with Morrison kind of as Nexus takes over. The fans want Bret as its all Sheffield. Morrison makes a comeback but walks into a kick by Gabriel and the clothesline from Sheffield to make it 6-5.
Sheffield hits Truth in like 30 seconds to tie it up. Jericho comes in and gets beaten down. Why do they keep calling them Team WWE? Nexus is in WWE officially right? Jericho vs. Barrett is an interesting match actually. Bret and Slater come in as Cena hasnt been in yet, which is rather interesting. Bret does basic stuff and gets the Sharpshooter but theres a chair in. Sheffield gets the tag and Bret pops him with the chair for reasons of basic stupidity. Thats the best way to get rid of him since he cant take a power move due to his health so there isnt another way to do it really.
As a recap its Cena/Edge/Jericho/Bryan vs. Sheffield/Barrett/Slater/Otunga/Gabriel. Sheffield gets up and walks into the Codebreaker. Spear ties us up at 4. Gabriel gets a SICK spin kick on Edge. The kick itself was just ok but the impact looked great. Barrett and Edge slow us down a bit. Edge gets a spinwheel kick which is one of his old moves. I havent seen him use that in forever.
Otunga comes in and is booed out of the building. Edge hits the Edgecution and gets a face pop for it. Not sure whether its for Edge or against Otunga but whatever. Edge gets the tag but STILL no Cena. This is certainly compelling. Lionsault hits and Striker says HE HIT IT! Jericho loses the Walls for a bit but Otunga eventually taps to get us to 4-3 Team Cena. Jericho is wrestling like Lionheart here and a BIG Y2J chant starts. I still want a Jericho face title run.
And he runs into Cena, resulting in Slater hitting his Zig Zag for the tie. Cena and Edge both want in and Edge yells while Bryan plays peacemaker. Slater runs Edge into Cena and rolls him up to get Jericho and Edge in less than a minute. Edge and Jericho beat up Cena before leaving. Jericho: YOURE A STUPID MAN! Cena/Bryan vs. Slater/Barrett/Gabriel. Cena is finally in now and gets his ass kicked.
Very good match so far as Nexus has looked STRONG. Cena cant get anything going and Cole will not shut up about Bryan. Gabriel gets a DDT on Cena that looked good. Everyone beats on Cena and as I say that we get a double clothesline. Bryan comes in and cleans house, using a damn big boot. Striker wants Cattle Mutilation. Wheres PETA when you need them?
Cena is down on the floor which makes me wonder where this is going. Cena as heel vs. Bryan as face? After a lot of GOOD stuff from Bryan he gets Slater to tap. And cue Miz with the briefcase to blast Bryan and make it 2-1 with Barrett/Gabriel vs. Cena. Cena is more or less dead though despite not being beaten down past anything overly special. He goes into the ending sequence though after a missed Gabriel splash in the corner.
FU doesnt work as Gabriel makes the tag and Nexus takes over again. Its a massive beatdown here as Cena has NOTHING. The two guys pull the mats on the floor back and Barrett hits a DDT on the exposed concrete. Gabriel gets tagged in and the 450 MISSES! Cena rolls up Gabriel and instantly gets the STFU on Barrett for the TAP AND THE WIN!
Results
Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler went to a no contest Nexus Interference
Melina b. Alicia Fox Mind Trip
Big Show b. Straightedge Society Chokeslam to Mercury
Randy Orton b. Sheamus via DQ Sheamus shoved the referee
Kane b. Rey Mysterio Chokeslam
Team Cena b. Nexus STFU to Barrett
Quick Results
Raw
The Miz b. Evan Bourne Skull Crushing Finale
Melina b. Alicia Fox Sunset Bomb
Michael McGillicutty/Alex Riley/Husky Harris b. Percy Watson/Kaval/Lucky Cannon Back splash to Kaval
John Morrison/R-Truth b. William Regal/Zach Ryder Starship Pain to Ryder
Bella Twins b. Jillian Hall/Maryse and Gail Kim/Eve Torres Cross Body to Jillian
NXT
Alex Riley won the Power of the Punch Challenge
Percy Watson/Kaval/Lucky Cannon b. Michael McGillicutty/Alex Riley/Husky Harris Warriors Way to McGillicutty
Miz b. John Morrison Skull Crushing Finale
Lucky Cannon was eliminated in 6th place.
Impact
Kurt Angle b. AJ Styles Ankle Lock
Angelina Love b. Madison Rayne Lights Out
Matt Morgan b. DAngelo Dinero and Mr. Anderson Pinned Dinero after Mic Check from Anderson
Jeff Hardy b. Shannon Moore Swanton Bomb
Motor City Machine Guns b. Beer Money Neckbreaker/Splash Combination
Rob Van Dam b. Abyss Five Star Frog Splash
Smackdown
Kane b. Kofi Kingston Tombstone
Cody Rhodes b. Christian Cross Roads
Big Show b. Fernando Vega/Derek Werley/Jody Reese Knockout Punch
Drew McIntyre b. Matt Hardy Futureshock DDT
MVP b. Jack Swagger Rollup
Rey Mysterio b. Dolph Ziggler Rollup
Summerslam
Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler went to a no contest Nexus Interference
Melina b. Alicia Fox Mind Trip
Big Show b. Straightedge Society Chokeslam to Mercury
Randy Orton b. Sheamus via DQ Sheamus shoved the referee
Kane b. Rey Mysterio Chokeslam
Team Cena b. Nexus STFU to Barrett