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Saturday
Takeover: Back to Brooklyn
Date: August 20, 2016
Location: Barclays Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
This might be NXT's biggest show of the year, especially after last year's amazing double main event that really turned Bayley into a star. This year's main event could be even bigger with Samoa Joe defending the NXT Title against Shinsuke Nakamura and Bayley trying to get the Women's Title back against the monster champion Asuka. Let's get to it.
We open with a look back at the opening of last year's show with HHH in the ring and the lights showing the huge crowd. That shot told you there was something different with this show and it was going to be something special.
Various people sit down for interviews, all looking a bit nervous. They all talk about where they were a year ago and how cool it is for them to move this far forward in such a short amount of time. Almost everyone says they take over Brooklyn. Bayley: Tonight, I take over Brooklyn. Again.
Austin Aries vs. No Way Jose
Jose loves to have fun and Aries is serious. In the traditionally big NXT entrance, Jose comes out with a huge conga line around the ring. Aries hides in the corner to start and the very vocal crowd is all the way behind him. Jose accepts a left handshake but slaps Aries in the face. A BIG right hand knocks Aries outside and Jose follows with an ax handle off the apron. Aries finally gets an opening by dropping Jose throat first across the top rope but a few chops take him down again.
The Last Chancery out of nowhere has Jose in trouble but he crawls over for the break. Jose grabs a TKO for two, only to have Aries send him outside for the suicide dive. Back in and Aries' suplex is countered into something like a falcon arrow for a very close two. Jose punches him down again and is showing some great fire here. The running corner dropkick gets two for Aries and another Last Chancery makes Jose tap at 10:40.
Aries puts on another Last Chancery after the match but Hideo Itami comes out for the save and uses the GTS for the first time on NXT TV. That's a good idea as they both need a feud.
Ric Flair is here.
Billie Kay vs. Ember Moon
This is Moon's debut. Ember starts fast and shows off some awesome agility with a headscissors and a hiptoss before showing off red eyes. A spinning cross body gets two for Moon but she gets caught in an Eat Defeat to give Billie two. Billie bends her over the shoulder and chokes at the same time (picture a Gory Stretch but with a choke). Ember makes her comeback with a kick to the ribs and a butterfly suplex followed by a top rope Stunner (it looked better than it sounds) for the pin at 4:32.
Earlier today, Bobby Roode insulted Brooklyn and said he was more Manhattan.
We recap Bobby Roode vs. Andrade Cien Almas, which basically means Roode debuted and needed a first victim.
Bobby Roode vs. Andrade Cien Almas
Roode's entrance gets the pop of the night and he comes out on a high podium which is lowered down to the stage. Oh and the entire crowd sings his entrance before starting a loud BOBBY ROODE chant. Poor Almas has to follow that and the lack of caring is just painful to see. Fans: THIS IS GLORIOUS! Roode takes him down a few times to start and the fans cheer him to no end with a GLORIOUS chant.
Almas finally gets to do something by knocking Roode to the floor and posing on the apron for a cute bit. That just earns him a crotching on the top though and we hit the chinlock. Back up and Almas dropkicks him off the top to set up a springboard corkscrew plancha. Almas has to backflip out of a German superplex but his Lionsault into a standing moonsault hits knees.
Andrade wins a slugout and kicks Roode into the corner to set up the running knee strike. Not that it matters as Roode kicks him in the face and scores with a spinebuster. A pumphandle slam (the Glorious Bomb, a good name for a not great move) puts Almas away at 10:28.
We get a video of a riot and anarchy with the word SANITY spray painted on a wall.
HHH and the guys from Orange County Choppers unveil the Cruiserweight Classic trophy. It's a black column with a globe on top. Uh, yeah. The finals will be on September 14.
Tommaso Ciampa throws Johnny Gargano a Do It Yourself shirt. I guess that's their official name.
We recap Gargano/Ciampa vs. Revival. Gargano and Ciampa beat Revival and then Revival won the Tag Team Titles a few weeks later, meaning Gargano and Ciampa were the obvious first challengers.
Tag Team Titles: Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa vs. Revival
Dash and Dawson are defending. Dawson works on Ciampa's wrist to start but Tommaso sends him to the floor for a breather. Back in and the challengers take over with some double teaming (your heroes) until Gargano grabs an armbar. A chase sets up a four way staredown with the champs being knocked down to reset things a bit. The breather is short lived though as Gargano and Ciampa dive onto both of them to keep the champs in trouble.
Ciampa finally gets pulled into the wrong corner and Graves calls is clubberin. Wilder grabs a chinlock for a bit until Ciampa kicks both champs down. That's not enough for a tag though as Wilder is smart enough to pull Gargano off the apron. I love it when teams show thinking like that. We hit a bodyscissors on Ciampa with Dawson rubbing a forearm across his face. The referee doesn't see a tag to Gargano and the distracted referee also misses something like a Demolition Decapitator on Ciampa.
Dawson misses a charge into the post though and Dash crotches himself, allowing the hot tag to Gargano. Johnny cleans house and spears Dawson through the ropes for a near fall. Some heel chicanery allows Dawson to grab a DDT (which works more because he got a pin with it recently) for two. It's back to Ciampa though and Dawson gets caught in the flip over armbar, only to have Dash dive in for the save.
Everything breaks down and Gargano breaks up a double suplex to let Ciampa get two more off a small package in the very hot near fall of the match. Ciampa knees Dawson in the head but the Shatter Machine is broken up, leaving Dash to take the knee/superkick combo for three but Dawson put the foot on the rope. That earns Dawson a superkick to the floor but he pulls Ciampa outside, allowing Dash to chop block Gargano. That middle rope stomp to the leg that got rid of Big Cass wrecks the knee even worse and a reverse Figure Four makes Johnny tap at 19:06.
Ciampa and Gargano get a standing ovation.
Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch and Charlotte are here.
We hear about the third official theme song for the show. I'm not even sure I get the idea of an official song for a show, let alone three for a show that isn't going to run two and a half hours.
We recap Asuka vs. Bayley in a rematch from their match in Dallas. Asuka was way too much for Bayley, despite Bayley dominating the first half of the match. It's taken some time to set up the rematch as Bayley wasn't ready to fight either mentally or physically. Tonight we're in the place where Bayley made magic once before and now she has to do it again.
Women's Title: Bayley vs. Asuka
Bayley is defending and there's a Hugger Section. You know that's killer spelled backwards (some of you might not get that one). Bayley expands the entrance this time with tube men at ringside, giving us a great surprised expression from the referee. The fans are split here as we're told Bayley's headband is from part of her gear at last year's Brooklyn show.
Bayley tries a rollup but dives into a knee to the face to send her outside. Back in and Asuka hip attacks her down, followed by more shots to the face. Asuka is hardly taking this seriously as she kicks Bayley in the face for another near fall. Bayley comes back with ten rams into the buckle though and a running knee drop gets two. The running hip attack is blocked for a change but Bayley misses a high crossbody.
Not that it matters as Bayley puts her in the Tree of Woe for a running elbow but Asuka grabs a Brock Lock of all things. An ankle lock makes things even worse for Bayley and Asuka fires off some kicks to the chest. Bayley goes with the Sting vs. Vader formula of telling the monster to hit her harder, earning herself a spinning backfist. A powerbomb doesn't quite work so Bayley switches to a Dominator (good save).
Asuka grabs the Asuka Lock out of nowhere but it's reversed into a Bayley to Belly for a very near fall. You could see Sasha and Becky jump to their feet on the counter. Back up and Bayley charges into the Asuka Lock in the middle of the ring but she flips over into a cover for two. That's fine with Asuka who kicks Bayley in the head to retain 14:10.
Asuka helps Bayley up and Bayley raises the champ's hand. Asuka leaves and Bayley gets the big THANK YOU chant which really feels like the sendoff. Bayley hugs her fellow Horsewomen before leaving.
We recap Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Samoa Joe. Nakamura debuted back in April and has taken the promotion by storm. Joe on the other hand is the NXT Champion and basically unbeatable. That sounds like a recipe for a big showdown. This gets the music video treatment.
Mick and Noelle Foley and Finn Balor are here.
NXT Title: Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Samoa Joe
Joe is defending and a violinist plays Nakamura to the ring. They go right at it to start with Joe taking it to the mat but Nakamura holds him off before Joe can get in anything major. Joe's headlock keeps Nakamura in trouble but he comes back with knees to the chest. Good Vibrations gets on Joe's nerves and they head outside for a chop out before barely making it back in.
Back in and Nakamura kicks him in the head, only to miss a knee drop on the apron to send the knee straight into the floor. That earns him a suicide elbow from the champ, followed by more heavy kicks and stomps to the ribs. We hit a dragon sleeper of all things as this really hasn't been the match I was expecting. It's not bad mind you but when you're expecting a knock down dragout fight and get a hard hitting match, it's a bit surprising.
Joe does the powerbomb into the Boston crab into the STF into the Crossface but he lets Nakamura up. Nakamura kicks the champ in the head and loads him onto the top rope for the running knee to the ribs. More knees to the head have Joe in trouble as we're getting into the hard hitting part now. The Rock Bottom out of the corner drops Nakamura but a middle rope kick to the chest puts the champ down again.
Nakamura grabs a triangle choke but can't get it on full, allowing Joe to reverse into a Cloverleaf. The Koquina Clutch goes on without the legs fully wrapped, allowing Nakamura to get to the ropes. The referee says go to the finish as Kinshasa is countered with a snap powerslam. A quick Muscle Buster gets two, followed by Kinshasa for the same with Joe holding his face. The middle rope knee to the back sets up another Kinshasa for the pin and the title at 21:14.
Joe has to be helped up the ramp as Nakamura celebrates to end the show.
Results
Austin Aries b. No Way Jose Last Chancery
Ember Moon b. Billie Kay Top rope Stunner
Bobby Roode b. Andrade Cien Almas Glorious Bomb
Revival b. Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa Reverse Figure Four to Gargano
Asuka b. Bayley Kick to the head
Shinsuke Nakamura b. Samoa Joe Kinshasa
Sunday
Summerslam 2016
Date: August 21, 2016
Location: Barclays Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Byron Saxton, Mauro Ranallo, David Otunga, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the second biggest night of the year but there's a real case to be made that this show is much bigger than Wrestlemania. There are five potential main events with the likely headliner of Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton. Based on the matches alone there's almost no way this isn't great so let's get to it.
Pre-Show: Ascension/Vaudevillains/Breezango vs. American Alpha/Hype Bros/Usos
Rematch from Smackdown. Gable takes Breeze to the mat to start and works on the arm before it's off to Jey. Engligh comes in and gets his arm cranked by Rawley. Ryder comes in with a middle rope dropkick and everything breaks down with Alpha taking down Ascension with a top rope clothesline. Everyone is on the floor as we take a break. Back with Gotch cranking on Ryder's arm before Viktor comes in with a chinlock.
Breeze gets his turn at a chinlock and Viktor keeps Zack in trouble. A neckbreaker puts Konnor down though and the hot tag brings in Jimmy to almost no reaction. Everything breaks down and Jordan starts throwing suplexes as only he cans. We get the parade of people hitting each other in the face until Rawley powerbombs Breeze and Viktor. The Usos superkick Ascension off the apron and hit double dives to take out most of the heels. Gotch takes the Grand Amplitude but Jey tags himself in for the Superfly Splash and the pin at 14:30.
Pre-Show: Dudley Boyz vs. Sami Zayn/Neville
The Dudleys have been having some issues as of late. Neville and D-Von start as Cole confirms that Orton vs. Lesnar is the main event. The good guys take turns on D-Von's arm until Neville uses Sami's back as a launchpad for a corkscrew moonsault. Bubba gets in a shot from behind to take over as the fans want tables. D-Von cranks on Neville's neck and we take a break.
Back with Bubba hitting a neckbreaker out of the corner and telling D-Von to work on that neck. It's back to Bubba, who shouts at the English boy to fight back. The middle rope splash misses though and the hot tag brings in Sami. The comeback doesn't last long though as Sami gets caught in the reverse 3D. Bubba clotheslines D-Von again, setting up the Helluva Kick and the Red Arrow for the pin at 7:54.
Pre-Show: Cesaro vs. Sheamus
Match #1 in a best of seven series to establish dominance, whatever the heck that's supposed to mean. Cesaro has a tear away tuxedo tonight. Cole: Cesaro set to take on Cesaro tonight. Apparently these two have been going back and forth. Now normally that would imply that they had both won a match but winning matches is so blasé anymore.
The Brogue Kick and Cesaro Swing are both broken up but Sheamus sends him into the post to take over. Sheamus puts on an armbar and a tilt-a-whirl powerslam takes us to a break. Back with Cesaro in a chinlock and a look at what we saw before the break, a full minute ago. The Regal Roll means we should respect the hawk but Cesaro counters a suplex to send both guys falling out to the floor.
Back in and Cesaro starts firing off the uppercuts to set up the lifting superplex for two. That's not enough for the Neutralizer though as Sheamus grabs White Noise to escape. A middle rope Regal Roll gets two more for Sheamus but the Brogue Kick is blocked, followed by a very hard clothesline from Cesaro.
For some reason Cesaro stands on the post and jumps down onto the top rope for the high cross body. Not much of a change but it looked cool enough. The Swing sets up the Sharpshooter but Sheamus is right next to the rope. Sheamus is tired of getting beaten on though and thumbs him in the eye to set up the Brogue Kick for the pin at 14:38.
The opening video focuses on New York City because Heaven forbid we don't tell New Yorkers how amazing their city is every chance we get. A good highlight package for most of the matches plays over the narration.
There's an especially big Titantron to give the show a unique look.
Enzo Amore/Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens
Enzo and Cass suck up to the fans (makes sense) and sing a song I'm not familiar with. That leads to a talk about Frank Sinatra and Cass singing a little New York, New York. Now it's time to talk about Big E. Smalls because they're another problem for Jeri-KO. The Canadians jump Cass to start and double team Enzo for some good strategy. The fans chant STUPID IDIOT until Enzo punches Jericho in the face and tags in Cass.
House is quickly cleaned with the big man beating up the villains and sending them outside, only to have Enzo get launched over the top (with his foot almost getting caught on the top rope). Back in and Jericho kicks Enzo in the face to take over, allowing Owens to talk trash as only he can. We hit the ASK HIM chinlock, followed by the running the ropes chinlock from Owens.
Jericho cuts off a hot tag attempt and there's the springboard dropkick to take Cass off the apron. Owens adds the frog splash for a near fall as you can hear the fans being very much into this. The Cannonball misses and that's enough for the hot tag to Cass. The Bada Boom Shakalacka is broken up (and that's a shame), allowing Owens to Cannonball Cass against the barricade. Back in and Owens launches Enzo into a Codebreaker for the pin at 12:22.
Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan run into Mick Foley for the standard my show is better. They run into Jon Stewart, who freaks out about Foley working with Stephanie.....who is right behind Stewart. Stephanie teases abusing her power when New Day cuts them off. Foley steals some cereal as New Day asks if they can borrow Stewart. Stephanie says she's misunderstood.
We recap Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte for the Women's Title, which Banks won from Charlotte just under a month ago. The big deal is that Dana Brooke is banned from ringside, despite Banks winning after Dana was ejected in the first match.
Women's Title: Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte
Banks is defending and gets right in Charlotte's face before we can even get the Big Match Intros. Cole again gets the dominance concept in as Charlotte uses her physical dominance to put Sasha in the corner. The champ comes right back with an early Bank Statement attempt to send Charlotte into the corner. Charlotte puts her on the top rope for a choke with her boot before trying a backbreaker onto the top, only to have Sasha crash onto the ropes for two instead.
Charlotte stays on the back with a Gory Special and an STO backbreaker for another near fall. A hurricanrana gets Sasha out of trouble for a bit but Charlotte ties her in the Tree of Woe for some kicks to the ribs. In the move that has to be countered to avoid death, Charlotte's super Razor's Edge is countered with another hurricanrana to put both of them down. They slug it out with Sasha slapping away to take over before putting on a Boston crab in the corner.
The double knees to the back get two before Sasha knocks her to the floor for the double knees to the chest. She's lucky that didn't crush Charlotte's head. The Bank Statement doesn't work but Natural Selection is countered into the Bank Statement, only to have Charlotte escape again. Now Natural Selection connects for a string of two counts before Sasha grabs another Bank Statement. Charlotte is in trouble until she grabs the leg and rolls Sasha up for the pin and the title at 13:49.
Anderson and Gallows are making doctor jokes when AJ Styles comes in for some too sweeting. Finn Balor comes in, looks at them, and leaves as the fans lose their minds.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Apollo Crews
Crews is challenging after winning a triple threat. These two have had almost no contact to build this up and it's a pretty forgotten match coming in. Speaking of forgotten, Maryse's outfit (basically a one piece swimsuit) is likely going to cause a lot of people to forget that there's a match going on. Crews gets two off a rollup but gets caught in a DDT. Miz gets dropkicked out of the air and Crews slams him hard for two. An overhead belly to belly sets up the standing moonsault (from Crews if that's not clear) and a rollup gets two. Crews misses a charge into the corner though and the Skull Crushing Finale retains the title at 5:40.
We recap John Cena vs. AJ Styles. AJ beat him (with the help of the Club) at Money in the Bank and they've actually held off on the rematch since. The idea is an old standard as AJ thinks it's his time but Cena wants to stand up for what he believes in and isn't ready to go yet. The promos have more than carried it though and that's what really matters, especially when the match itself will be great.
AJ Styles vs. John Cena
This is earlier than I was expecting. The dueling chants being and you can tell Cena is fired up. Feeling out process to start until AJ hits the dropdown dropkick but spends too much time posing, allowing a big right hand to the face. The fans come up with various ways to say John Cena sucks as AJ suplexes him on the apron to take over.
AJ's strike rush has Cena in trouble but he comes back again with the running shoulders. Styles gets right up and hits the Pele to set up the first Styles Clash for the first kicking out of a finisher. Since this is a Cena pay per view match, an AA hits immediately after for two more. I knew that was coming before they were even off the mat.
A torture rack powerbomb gets two more for AJ before something like a Big Ending of all things gets the same for Cena. The AA backbreaker drops Cena for two more but AJ misses a springboard 450. Cena can't follow up though and AJ gets two off a belly to back into a facebuster. There's the STF but Styles reverses into a not great Crossface. Cena powers out but gets pulled down into the Calf Crusher.
That's reversed into the STF which is escaped for an enziguri from AJ. They're just trading big moves here. The tornado DDT and top rope Fameasser get two each for Cena so AJ uses his turn for a super hurricanrana. The Phenomenal Forearm gets two more so Cena uses that big clothesline that he uses for a comeback. Cena grabs the super AA for two in a very rare failure for that move. John looks at him in awe and charges into another Styles Clash, followed by the Phenomenal Forearm for the completely clean pin at 23:17.
Cena actually gets cheered post match. He takes off the Never Give Up armband and leaves it in the ring before walking away. I doubt it goes anywhere but that could mean something.
Some fans won a contest.
Here's Jon Stewart to say that was a great match because no one interfered and hit one of them with a chair. Yes he did that last year and he learned that you never take an AA without tucking your shirt in. He's been asked by New Day to join with them for one night and puts on a unicorn horn. Stewart starts Big E.'s intro but the crowd does the rest for him.
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. Anderson and Gallows
New Day is defending and Big E. is out hurt. Anderson and Gallows come out in their doctor coats and even have a small jar for Stewart. Kofi starts with Anderson and flips out of a monkey flip as you would expect him to do. The Unicorn Stampede has Gallows in trouble and Kofi dives over the top, poses in the air, and takes him out again.
Anderson offers a quick distraction so Kofi can get beaten down for a bit, only to have Woods get the tag a few moments later. A big elbow from the top (as in the middle of the rope, not the corner) gets two on Anderson as everything breaks down. There's the Magic Killer but Stewart comes in to yell. Anderson and Gallows go to beat him up, allow Stewart to tuck in his shirt, and go to crotch him against the post. Cue Big E. for the save though and that's a DQ at 9:10.
Big E. drinks the fluid in his his ball jar.
We recap Dolph Ziggler vs. Dean Ambrose. Dean is carrying Smackdown as the champion but Ziggler won a six pack challenge to earn a title shot here. Ziggler has been getting much more serious lately and superkicked Dean in mid sentence on Smackdown earlier this week.
Smackdown World Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler
Dean is defending and Shane and Bryan are at ringside to hold them apart before the bell. They slap each other in the face to start until Ziggler takes him down with a nice amateur move. Dean goes outside and sends Ziggler into the steps, followed by a butterfly superplex for two. Ambrose grabs a half crab as JBL goes into a rant about Dean robbing a homeless mannequin.
Back up and Dean gets two off a Glam Slam of all things before tuning up the band, which is now mocking Ziggler instead of Shawn. Instead of a superkick (what a concept), Dean tries Dirty Deeds but gets shoved to the floor. Ziggler gets two off the running DDT and hits back to back Fameassers for two. They hit crossbodies at the same time before Dean takes over with the top rope elbow.
Dean swivels his hips a bit (so he's ripped off Shawn Michaels, Dolph Ziggler, Dude Love and Rick Rude so far) before they fall out to the floor. Ziggler hits a quick superkick before the Zig Zag gets two back inside. The sleeper doesn't get Ziggler very far as Dean hits the rebound lariat for two more. Ziggler takes him up for a super faceplant but gets shoved down and caught in Dirty Deeds for the clean pin (and silence from the crowd) at 15:22.
We look at WWE taking over New York.
Naomi/Becky Lynch/Carmella vs. Natalya/Alexa Bliss/???
Eva Marie gets her full entrance but apparently she's suffering from exhaustion and anxiety brought on by mean WWE fans. Therefore, we have a replacement.
Naomi/Becky Lynch/Carmella vs. Natalya/Alexa Bliss/Nikki Bella
Becky and Natalya start things off before it's off to Naomi for a springboard sunset flip for two. The splits legdrop gets two more and it's off to Carmella to send Natalya into a raised boot. Natalya takes over and it's back to Nikki to a shockingly strong pop. A spinebuster gets two on Carmella before Bliss comes in for her moonsault knees to the ribs for two. Carmella finally crawls over and makes the tag off to Becky as things speed up but the crowd stays quiet.
Becky fires off the kicks in the corner and the Bexploder drops Natalya. A hard enziguri hits Natalya again and it's off to Naomi for the dancing kicks. The split legged moonsault misses though and we get Carmella vs. Nikki as everything breaks down. Nikki hits her big forearm and a TKO puts Carmella away at 11:04. Ranallo: Nikki Bella victorious in her return to WWE!
We recap Rusev vs. Roman Reigns for the US Title, which involved Lana going into a wedding cake.
Maria Menunos of all people interviews Rusev and Lana, who say the title isn't going anywhere.
We recap Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins for the inaugural Universal Title. Rollins gets the spot due to being the #1 draft pick and Balor won a mini tournament by pinning Roman Reigns to get his place. Seth seems to be laughing off Balor as a challenger so Balor brought out the Demon to make it clear how serious this was.
Raw World Title: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins
The title is vacant coming in. We see the belt for the first time and it's the same as the Smackdown World Title but with a red strap and a UNIVERSAL CHAMPION plate on the bottom. Balor does the full on Demon entrance (complete with something like a Papa Shango paint design) and the fans are VERY pleased. This has to be won via pin or submission so it's essentially a street fight.
Balor hits a quick dropkick and loads up the Coup de Grace but Rollins gets to the floor. Finn follows him out and starts going after the leg before diving off the barricade. Back in and Balor works on the leg, only to be taken outside for a powerbomb into the barricade. Rollins chokes away in the corner and it's off to a chinlock. Things stay slow as Seth works on the back (too common of a target tonight) before ripping at Finn's face.
The good looking frog splash gets two on Balor but he reverses a clothesline (looked like a Rainmaker, which is still just a clothesline) into a DDT. A knee to the face sends Rollins outside and a Sling Blade knocks him silly inside. 1916 gets two for Finn but the Coup de Grace misses and Seth grabs a triangle choke of all things. Finn gets his foot on the ropes but that's not a break because there's no DQ. Uh....that's not really the same as rope breaks not counting but I get the idea.
Back in and the Buckle Bomb sets up the low superkick for two. A small package driver (fisherman's driver into a fast small package) gets two more but Balor kicks him down, only to miss the Coup de Grace. The Pedigree only gets two and the fans aren't even responding to the near falls anymore. Seth rolls through a Phoenix Splash (geez) but runs to the top for a superplex into a Pedigree attempt, only to have Balor dropkick him into the corner. The Coup de Grace makes Balor champion at 19:16.
Cole says Balor is the first person to win a World Title in his first match on a pay per view. No Cole, he's not.
Pre-show panel recap because screw people having to go to work tomorrow.
It's 10:26pm and we've got two matches left, so here's a video of Dolph Ziggler dressed up as Colonel Sanders to beat up Miz in a chicken suit. No this isn't some fever dream from watching too much wrestling lately. This is really happening and you're supposed to be entertained by it.
US Title: Roman Reigns vs. Rusev
Reigns is challenging to stand up for America. Rusev jumps him before the bell and sends Reigns into the steps a few times. The bad arm is crushed by some steps but Reigns Superman Punches him off the barricade. Referees come out to pull them apart and the guys fight over a chair. Reigns cracks him over the back with a chair and is finally made to leave. No match due to Rusev not being able to compete.
Rusev is being helped off and Reigns runs back out for the spear. Ok Reigns is the heel now. Let's see: he showed up to the wedding celebration uninvited, ruined Lana's dress and then attacked an injured man. Rusev on the other hand was standing up for his wife and defending her honor. Why does that make him a heel here?
Long video on Orton vs. Lesnar, the same one from the last few weeks on TV. They were put together to give Lesnar a big match and they've traded finishers since.
Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton
They circle each other to start until Lesnar takes him into the corner for some shoulders to the ribs. A way too early RKO attempt is countered and we get three German suplexes in the first two minutes. Lesnar hits three more before sending Orton outside for a slam onto the announcers' table. A throw off the barricade sends Orton through the table as this has been one sided so far. JBL talks about the OVW class these two came out of and says Brock has beaten everyone out of that class save for Orton. Again, no JBL, he hasn't (never beat Batista on TV, beat Orton in a nothing match).
Lesnar goes to the other table but gets caught in a quick RKO. The DDT off the barricade knocks him even sillier but Orton spends too much time loading up the Punt and gets caught in an F5 for two. Lesnar takes the gloves off and hammers away with punches and elbows. Brock finally gets up and Orton is GUSHING blood. The doctor comes in but Lesnar shoves him away and keeps pounding away as the fans chant for Goldberg. They actually call the match at 12:42 and we're done.
Post match Lesnar stays at it until Shane McMahon comes out.....and takes an F5 to end the show. They can't possibly be setting this up for Wrestlemania, right? Like, there's no way they're that stupid. SOMEONE TELL ME THEY'RE REALLY NOT DOING SOMETHING THAT INCREDIBLY STUPID!
Results
Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens b. Enzo Amore/Big Cass Codebreaker to Amore
Charlotte b. Sasha Banks Rollup
Miz b. Apollo Crews Skull Crushing Finale
AJ Styles b. John Cena Phenomenal Forearm
Anderson and Gallows b. New Day via DQ when Big E. interfered
Dean Ambrose b. Dolph Ziggler Dirty Deeds
Nikki Bella/Alexa Bliss/Natalya b. Carmella/Becky Lynch/Naomi TKO to Carmella
Finn Balor b. Seth Rollins Coup de Grace
Brock Lesnar b. Randy Orton via TKO when Orton was busted open
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Sami Zayn b. Sheamus Brogue Kick
New Day b. Dudley Boyz Trouble in Paradise to D-Von
Nia Jax b. Rachel Weaby Fireman's carry into a powerslam
Big Cass b. Kevin Owens via DQ when Chris Jericho interfered
Shining Stars b. Prime Time Players Primo pinned Young after a Clash of the Titus from O'Neil
Neville b. Jinder Mahal Red Arrow
Gallows and Anderson b. Goldust Truth Magic Killer to Goldust
Charlotte b. Alicia Fox Natural Selection
Roman Reigns b. Rusev Spear
Smackdown
American Alpha/Usos/Hype Bros b. Ascension/Vaudevillains/Breezango Grand Amplitude to English
Heath Slater b. Randy Orton via DQ when Orton kept attacking in the corner
Dean Ambrose b. Erick Rowan Dirty Deeds
Carmella/Becky Lynch b. Natalya/Alexa Bliss Disarm-Her to Natalya
John Cena b. Alberto Del Rio Attitude Adjustment
NXT
Hideo Itami b. Mustafa Ali Running knee
Carmella/Nikki Glenncross/Liv Morgan b. Daria Berenato/Alexa Bliss/Mandy Rose Cone of Silence to Rose
Impact Wrestling
Moose b. Eddie Edwards Chokebomb
Gail Kim b. Jade via DQ when Sienna interfered
DJZ b. Rockstar Spud, Mandrews and Braxton Sutter DDT to Mandrews
Eli Drake b. Mahabali Shera Blunt Force Trauma
Hardys b. BroMans, Tribunal and Helms Dynasty Matt pulled down the contract
Takeover: Back To Brooklyn
Austin Aries b. No Way Jose Last Chancery
Ember Moon b. Billie Kay Top rope Stunner
Bobby Roode b. Andrade Cien Almas Glorious Bomb
Revival b. Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa Reverse Figure Four to Gargano
Asuka b. Bayley Kick to the head
Shinsuke Nakamura b. Samoa Joe Kinshasa
Summerslam 2016
Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens b. Enzo Amore/Big Cass Codebreaker to Amore
Charlotte b. Sasha Banks Rollup
Miz b. Apollo Crews Skull Crushing Finale
AJ Styles b. John Cena Phenomenal Forearm
Anderson and Gallows b. New Day via DQ when Big E. interfered
Dean Ambrose b. Dolph Ziggler Dirty Deeds
Nikki Bella/Alexa Bliss/Natalya b. Carmella/Becky Lynch/Naomi TKO to Carmella
Finn Balor b. Seth Rollins Coup de Grace
Brock Lesnar b. Randy Orton via TKO when Orton was busted open
Nothing.
Saturday
Takeover: Back to Brooklyn
Date: August 20, 2016
Location: Barclays Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Corey Graves
This might be NXT's biggest show of the year, especially after last year's amazing double main event that really turned Bayley into a star. This year's main event could be even bigger with Samoa Joe defending the NXT Title against Shinsuke Nakamura and Bayley trying to get the Women's Title back against the monster champion Asuka. Let's get to it.
We open with a look back at the opening of last year's show with HHH in the ring and the lights showing the huge crowd. That shot told you there was something different with this show and it was going to be something special.
Various people sit down for interviews, all looking a bit nervous. They all talk about where they were a year ago and how cool it is for them to move this far forward in such a short amount of time. Almost everyone says they take over Brooklyn. Bayley: Tonight, I take over Brooklyn. Again.
Austin Aries vs. No Way Jose
Jose loves to have fun and Aries is serious. In the traditionally big NXT entrance, Jose comes out with a huge conga line around the ring. Aries hides in the corner to start and the very vocal crowd is all the way behind him. Jose accepts a left handshake but slaps Aries in the face. A BIG right hand knocks Aries outside and Jose follows with an ax handle off the apron. Aries finally gets an opening by dropping Jose throat first across the top rope but a few chops take him down again.
The Last Chancery out of nowhere has Jose in trouble but he crawls over for the break. Jose grabs a TKO for two, only to have Aries send him outside for the suicide dive. Back in and Aries' suplex is countered into something like a falcon arrow for a very close two. Jose punches him down again and is showing some great fire here. The running corner dropkick gets two for Aries and another Last Chancery makes Jose tap at 10:40.
Aries puts on another Last Chancery after the match but Hideo Itami comes out for the save and uses the GTS for the first time on NXT TV. That's a good idea as they both need a feud.
Ric Flair is here.
Billie Kay vs. Ember Moon
This is Moon's debut. Ember starts fast and shows off some awesome agility with a headscissors and a hiptoss before showing off red eyes. A spinning cross body gets two for Moon but she gets caught in an Eat Defeat to give Billie two. Billie bends her over the shoulder and chokes at the same time (picture a Gory Stretch but with a choke). Ember makes her comeback with a kick to the ribs and a butterfly suplex followed by a top rope Stunner (it looked better than it sounds) for the pin at 4:32.
Earlier today, Bobby Roode insulted Brooklyn and said he was more Manhattan.
We recap Bobby Roode vs. Andrade Cien Almas, which basically means Roode debuted and needed a first victim.
Bobby Roode vs. Andrade Cien Almas
Roode's entrance gets the pop of the night and he comes out on a high podium which is lowered down to the stage. Oh and the entire crowd sings his entrance before starting a loud BOBBY ROODE chant. Poor Almas has to follow that and the lack of caring is just painful to see. Fans: THIS IS GLORIOUS! Roode takes him down a few times to start and the fans cheer him to no end with a GLORIOUS chant.
Almas finally gets to do something by knocking Roode to the floor and posing on the apron for a cute bit. That just earns him a crotching on the top though and we hit the chinlock. Back up and Almas dropkicks him off the top to set up a springboard corkscrew plancha. Almas has to backflip out of a German superplex but his Lionsault into a standing moonsault hits knees.
Andrade wins a slugout and kicks Roode into the corner to set up the running knee strike. Not that it matters as Roode kicks him in the face and scores with a spinebuster. A pumphandle slam (the Glorious Bomb, a good name for a not great move) puts Almas away at 10:28.
We get a video of a riot and anarchy with the word SANITY spray painted on a wall.
HHH and the guys from Orange County Choppers unveil the Cruiserweight Classic trophy. It's a black column with a globe on top. Uh, yeah. The finals will be on September 14.
Tommaso Ciampa throws Johnny Gargano a Do It Yourself shirt. I guess that's their official name.
We recap Gargano/Ciampa vs. Revival. Gargano and Ciampa beat Revival and then Revival won the Tag Team Titles a few weeks later, meaning Gargano and Ciampa were the obvious first challengers.
Tag Team Titles: Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa vs. Revival
Dash and Dawson are defending. Dawson works on Ciampa's wrist to start but Tommaso sends him to the floor for a breather. Back in and the challengers take over with some double teaming (your heroes) until Gargano grabs an armbar. A chase sets up a four way staredown with the champs being knocked down to reset things a bit. The breather is short lived though as Gargano and Ciampa dive onto both of them to keep the champs in trouble.
Ciampa finally gets pulled into the wrong corner and Graves calls is clubberin. Wilder grabs a chinlock for a bit until Ciampa kicks both champs down. That's not enough for a tag though as Wilder is smart enough to pull Gargano off the apron. I love it when teams show thinking like that. We hit a bodyscissors on Ciampa with Dawson rubbing a forearm across his face. The referee doesn't see a tag to Gargano and the distracted referee also misses something like a Demolition Decapitator on Ciampa.
Dawson misses a charge into the post though and Dash crotches himself, allowing the hot tag to Gargano. Johnny cleans house and spears Dawson through the ropes for a near fall. Some heel chicanery allows Dawson to grab a DDT (which works more because he got a pin with it recently) for two. It's back to Ciampa though and Dawson gets caught in the flip over armbar, only to have Dash dive in for the save.
Everything breaks down and Gargano breaks up a double suplex to let Ciampa get two more off a small package in the very hot near fall of the match. Ciampa knees Dawson in the head but the Shatter Machine is broken up, leaving Dash to take the knee/superkick combo for three but Dawson put the foot on the rope. That earns Dawson a superkick to the floor but he pulls Ciampa outside, allowing Dash to chop block Gargano. That middle rope stomp to the leg that got rid of Big Cass wrecks the knee even worse and a reverse Figure Four makes Johnny tap at 19:06.
Ciampa and Gargano get a standing ovation.
Sasha Banks, Becky Lynch and Charlotte are here.
We hear about the third official theme song for the show. I'm not even sure I get the idea of an official song for a show, let alone three for a show that isn't going to run two and a half hours.
We recap Asuka vs. Bayley in a rematch from their match in Dallas. Asuka was way too much for Bayley, despite Bayley dominating the first half of the match. It's taken some time to set up the rematch as Bayley wasn't ready to fight either mentally or physically. Tonight we're in the place where Bayley made magic once before and now she has to do it again.
Women's Title: Bayley vs. Asuka
Bayley is defending and there's a Hugger Section. You know that's killer spelled backwards (some of you might not get that one). Bayley expands the entrance this time with tube men at ringside, giving us a great surprised expression from the referee. The fans are split here as we're told Bayley's headband is from part of her gear at last year's Brooklyn show.
Bayley tries a rollup but dives into a knee to the face to send her outside. Back in and Asuka hip attacks her down, followed by more shots to the face. Asuka is hardly taking this seriously as she kicks Bayley in the face for another near fall. Bayley comes back with ten rams into the buckle though and a running knee drop gets two. The running hip attack is blocked for a change but Bayley misses a high crossbody.
Not that it matters as Bayley puts her in the Tree of Woe for a running elbow but Asuka grabs a Brock Lock of all things. An ankle lock makes things even worse for Bayley and Asuka fires off some kicks to the chest. Bayley goes with the Sting vs. Vader formula of telling the monster to hit her harder, earning herself a spinning backfist. A powerbomb doesn't quite work so Bayley switches to a Dominator (good save).
Asuka grabs the Asuka Lock out of nowhere but it's reversed into a Bayley to Belly for a very near fall. You could see Sasha and Becky jump to their feet on the counter. Back up and Bayley charges into the Asuka Lock in the middle of the ring but she flips over into a cover for two. That's fine with Asuka who kicks Bayley in the head to retain 14:10.
Asuka helps Bayley up and Bayley raises the champ's hand. Asuka leaves and Bayley gets the big THANK YOU chant which really feels like the sendoff. Bayley hugs her fellow Horsewomen before leaving.
We recap Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Samoa Joe. Nakamura debuted back in April and has taken the promotion by storm. Joe on the other hand is the NXT Champion and basically unbeatable. That sounds like a recipe for a big showdown. This gets the music video treatment.
Mick and Noelle Foley and Finn Balor are here.
NXT Title: Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Samoa Joe
Joe is defending and a violinist plays Nakamura to the ring. They go right at it to start with Joe taking it to the mat but Nakamura holds him off before Joe can get in anything major. Joe's headlock keeps Nakamura in trouble but he comes back with knees to the chest. Good Vibrations gets on Joe's nerves and they head outside for a chop out before barely making it back in.
Back in and Nakamura kicks him in the head, only to miss a knee drop on the apron to send the knee straight into the floor. That earns him a suicide elbow from the champ, followed by more heavy kicks and stomps to the ribs. We hit a dragon sleeper of all things as this really hasn't been the match I was expecting. It's not bad mind you but when you're expecting a knock down dragout fight and get a hard hitting match, it's a bit surprising.
Joe does the powerbomb into the Boston crab into the STF into the Crossface but he lets Nakamura up. Nakamura kicks the champ in the head and loads him onto the top rope for the running knee to the ribs. More knees to the head have Joe in trouble as we're getting into the hard hitting part now. The Rock Bottom out of the corner drops Nakamura but a middle rope kick to the chest puts the champ down again.
Nakamura grabs a triangle choke but can't get it on full, allowing Joe to reverse into a Cloverleaf. The Koquina Clutch goes on without the legs fully wrapped, allowing Nakamura to get to the ropes. The referee says go to the finish as Kinshasa is countered with a snap powerslam. A quick Muscle Buster gets two, followed by Kinshasa for the same with Joe holding his face. The middle rope knee to the back sets up another Kinshasa for the pin and the title at 21:14.
Joe has to be helped up the ramp as Nakamura celebrates to end the show.
Results
Austin Aries b. No Way Jose Last Chancery
Ember Moon b. Billie Kay Top rope Stunner
Bobby Roode b. Andrade Cien Almas Glorious Bomb
Revival b. Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa Reverse Figure Four to Gargano
Asuka b. Bayley Kick to the head
Shinsuke Nakamura b. Samoa Joe Kinshasa
Sunday
Summerslam 2016
Date: August 21, 2016
Location: Barclays Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Michael Cole, Corey Graves, Byron Saxton, Mauro Ranallo, David Otunga, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the second biggest night of the year but there's a real case to be made that this show is much bigger than Wrestlemania. There are five potential main events with the likely headliner of Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton. Based on the matches alone there's almost no way this isn't great so let's get to it.
Pre-Show: Ascension/Vaudevillains/Breezango vs. American Alpha/Hype Bros/Usos
Rematch from Smackdown. Gable takes Breeze to the mat to start and works on the arm before it's off to Jey. Engligh comes in and gets his arm cranked by Rawley. Ryder comes in with a middle rope dropkick and everything breaks down with Alpha taking down Ascension with a top rope clothesline. Everyone is on the floor as we take a break. Back with Gotch cranking on Ryder's arm before Viktor comes in with a chinlock.
Breeze gets his turn at a chinlock and Viktor keeps Zack in trouble. A neckbreaker puts Konnor down though and the hot tag brings in Jimmy to almost no reaction. Everything breaks down and Jordan starts throwing suplexes as only he cans. We get the parade of people hitting each other in the face until Rawley powerbombs Breeze and Viktor. The Usos superkick Ascension off the apron and hit double dives to take out most of the heels. Gotch takes the Grand Amplitude but Jey tags himself in for the Superfly Splash and the pin at 14:30.
Pre-Show: Dudley Boyz vs. Sami Zayn/Neville
The Dudleys have been having some issues as of late. Neville and D-Von start as Cole confirms that Orton vs. Lesnar is the main event. The good guys take turns on D-Von's arm until Neville uses Sami's back as a launchpad for a corkscrew moonsault. Bubba gets in a shot from behind to take over as the fans want tables. D-Von cranks on Neville's neck and we take a break.
Back with Bubba hitting a neckbreaker out of the corner and telling D-Von to work on that neck. It's back to Bubba, who shouts at the English boy to fight back. The middle rope splash misses though and the hot tag brings in Sami. The comeback doesn't last long though as Sami gets caught in the reverse 3D. Bubba clotheslines D-Von again, setting up the Helluva Kick and the Red Arrow for the pin at 7:54.
Pre-Show: Cesaro vs. Sheamus
Match #1 in a best of seven series to establish dominance, whatever the heck that's supposed to mean. Cesaro has a tear away tuxedo tonight. Cole: Cesaro set to take on Cesaro tonight. Apparently these two have been going back and forth. Now normally that would imply that they had both won a match but winning matches is so blasé anymore.
The Brogue Kick and Cesaro Swing are both broken up but Sheamus sends him into the post to take over. Sheamus puts on an armbar and a tilt-a-whirl powerslam takes us to a break. Back with Cesaro in a chinlock and a look at what we saw before the break, a full minute ago. The Regal Roll means we should respect the hawk but Cesaro counters a suplex to send both guys falling out to the floor.
Back in and Cesaro starts firing off the uppercuts to set up the lifting superplex for two. That's not enough for the Neutralizer though as Sheamus grabs White Noise to escape. A middle rope Regal Roll gets two more for Sheamus but the Brogue Kick is blocked, followed by a very hard clothesline from Cesaro.
For some reason Cesaro stands on the post and jumps down onto the top rope for the high cross body. Not much of a change but it looked cool enough. The Swing sets up the Sharpshooter but Sheamus is right next to the rope. Sheamus is tired of getting beaten on though and thumbs him in the eye to set up the Brogue Kick for the pin at 14:38.
The opening video focuses on New York City because Heaven forbid we don't tell New Yorkers how amazing their city is every chance we get. A good highlight package for most of the matches plays over the narration.
There's an especially big Titantron to give the show a unique look.
Enzo Amore/Big Cass vs. Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens
Enzo and Cass suck up to the fans (makes sense) and sing a song I'm not familiar with. That leads to a talk about Frank Sinatra and Cass singing a little New York, New York. Now it's time to talk about Big E. Smalls because they're another problem for Jeri-KO. The Canadians jump Cass to start and double team Enzo for some good strategy. The fans chant STUPID IDIOT until Enzo punches Jericho in the face and tags in Cass.
House is quickly cleaned with the big man beating up the villains and sending them outside, only to have Enzo get launched over the top (with his foot almost getting caught on the top rope). Back in and Jericho kicks Enzo in the face to take over, allowing Owens to talk trash as only he can. We hit the ASK HIM chinlock, followed by the running the ropes chinlock from Owens.
Jericho cuts off a hot tag attempt and there's the springboard dropkick to take Cass off the apron. Owens adds the frog splash for a near fall as you can hear the fans being very much into this. The Cannonball misses and that's enough for the hot tag to Cass. The Bada Boom Shakalacka is broken up (and that's a shame), allowing Owens to Cannonball Cass against the barricade. Back in and Owens launches Enzo into a Codebreaker for the pin at 12:22.
Shane McMahon and Daniel Bryan run into Mick Foley for the standard my show is better. They run into Jon Stewart, who freaks out about Foley working with Stephanie.....who is right behind Stewart. Stephanie teases abusing her power when New Day cuts them off. Foley steals some cereal as New Day asks if they can borrow Stewart. Stephanie says she's misunderstood.
We recap Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte for the Women's Title, which Banks won from Charlotte just under a month ago. The big deal is that Dana Brooke is banned from ringside, despite Banks winning after Dana was ejected in the first match.
Women's Title: Sasha Banks vs. Charlotte
Banks is defending and gets right in Charlotte's face before we can even get the Big Match Intros. Cole again gets the dominance concept in as Charlotte uses her physical dominance to put Sasha in the corner. The champ comes right back with an early Bank Statement attempt to send Charlotte into the corner. Charlotte puts her on the top rope for a choke with her boot before trying a backbreaker onto the top, only to have Sasha crash onto the ropes for two instead.
Charlotte stays on the back with a Gory Special and an STO backbreaker for another near fall. A hurricanrana gets Sasha out of trouble for a bit but Charlotte ties her in the Tree of Woe for some kicks to the ribs. In the move that has to be countered to avoid death, Charlotte's super Razor's Edge is countered with another hurricanrana to put both of them down. They slug it out with Sasha slapping away to take over before putting on a Boston crab in the corner.
The double knees to the back get two before Sasha knocks her to the floor for the double knees to the chest. She's lucky that didn't crush Charlotte's head. The Bank Statement doesn't work but Natural Selection is countered into the Bank Statement, only to have Charlotte escape again. Now Natural Selection connects for a string of two counts before Sasha grabs another Bank Statement. Charlotte is in trouble until she grabs the leg and rolls Sasha up for the pin and the title at 13:49.
Anderson and Gallows are making doctor jokes when AJ Styles comes in for some too sweeting. Finn Balor comes in, looks at them, and leaves as the fans lose their minds.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Apollo Crews
Crews is challenging after winning a triple threat. These two have had almost no contact to build this up and it's a pretty forgotten match coming in. Speaking of forgotten, Maryse's outfit (basically a one piece swimsuit) is likely going to cause a lot of people to forget that there's a match going on. Crews gets two off a rollup but gets caught in a DDT. Miz gets dropkicked out of the air and Crews slams him hard for two. An overhead belly to belly sets up the standing moonsault (from Crews if that's not clear) and a rollup gets two. Crews misses a charge into the corner though and the Skull Crushing Finale retains the title at 5:40.
We recap John Cena vs. AJ Styles. AJ beat him (with the help of the Club) at Money in the Bank and they've actually held off on the rematch since. The idea is an old standard as AJ thinks it's his time but Cena wants to stand up for what he believes in and isn't ready to go yet. The promos have more than carried it though and that's what really matters, especially when the match itself will be great.
AJ Styles vs. John Cena
This is earlier than I was expecting. The dueling chants being and you can tell Cena is fired up. Feeling out process to start until AJ hits the dropdown dropkick but spends too much time posing, allowing a big right hand to the face. The fans come up with various ways to say John Cena sucks as AJ suplexes him on the apron to take over.
AJ's strike rush has Cena in trouble but he comes back again with the running shoulders. Styles gets right up and hits the Pele to set up the first Styles Clash for the first kicking out of a finisher. Since this is a Cena pay per view match, an AA hits immediately after for two more. I knew that was coming before they were even off the mat.
A torture rack powerbomb gets two more for AJ before something like a Big Ending of all things gets the same for Cena. The AA backbreaker drops Cena for two more but AJ misses a springboard 450. Cena can't follow up though and AJ gets two off a belly to back into a facebuster. There's the STF but Styles reverses into a not great Crossface. Cena powers out but gets pulled down into the Calf Crusher.
That's reversed into the STF which is escaped for an enziguri from AJ. They're just trading big moves here. The tornado DDT and top rope Fameasser get two each for Cena so AJ uses his turn for a super hurricanrana. The Phenomenal Forearm gets two more so Cena uses that big clothesline that he uses for a comeback. Cena grabs the super AA for two in a very rare failure for that move. John looks at him in awe and charges into another Styles Clash, followed by the Phenomenal Forearm for the completely clean pin at 23:17.
Cena actually gets cheered post match. He takes off the Never Give Up armband and leaves it in the ring before walking away. I doubt it goes anywhere but that could mean something.
Some fans won a contest.
Here's Jon Stewart to say that was a great match because no one interfered and hit one of them with a chair. Yes he did that last year and he learned that you never take an AA without tucking your shirt in. He's been asked by New Day to join with them for one night and puts on a unicorn horn. Stewart starts Big E.'s intro but the crowd does the rest for him.
Tag Team Titles: New Day vs. Anderson and Gallows
New Day is defending and Big E. is out hurt. Anderson and Gallows come out in their doctor coats and even have a small jar for Stewart. Kofi starts with Anderson and flips out of a monkey flip as you would expect him to do. The Unicorn Stampede has Gallows in trouble and Kofi dives over the top, poses in the air, and takes him out again.
Anderson offers a quick distraction so Kofi can get beaten down for a bit, only to have Woods get the tag a few moments later. A big elbow from the top (as in the middle of the rope, not the corner) gets two on Anderson as everything breaks down. There's the Magic Killer but Stewart comes in to yell. Anderson and Gallows go to beat him up, allow Stewart to tuck in his shirt, and go to crotch him against the post. Cue Big E. for the save though and that's a DQ at 9:10.
Big E. drinks the fluid in his his ball jar.
We recap Dolph Ziggler vs. Dean Ambrose. Dean is carrying Smackdown as the champion but Ziggler won a six pack challenge to earn a title shot here. Ziggler has been getting much more serious lately and superkicked Dean in mid sentence on Smackdown earlier this week.
Smackdown World Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Dolph Ziggler
Dean is defending and Shane and Bryan are at ringside to hold them apart before the bell. They slap each other in the face to start until Ziggler takes him down with a nice amateur move. Dean goes outside and sends Ziggler into the steps, followed by a butterfly superplex for two. Ambrose grabs a half crab as JBL goes into a rant about Dean robbing a homeless mannequin.
Back up and Dean gets two off a Glam Slam of all things before tuning up the band, which is now mocking Ziggler instead of Shawn. Instead of a superkick (what a concept), Dean tries Dirty Deeds but gets shoved to the floor. Ziggler gets two off the running DDT and hits back to back Fameassers for two. They hit crossbodies at the same time before Dean takes over with the top rope elbow.
Dean swivels his hips a bit (so he's ripped off Shawn Michaels, Dolph Ziggler, Dude Love and Rick Rude so far) before they fall out to the floor. Ziggler hits a quick superkick before the Zig Zag gets two back inside. The sleeper doesn't get Ziggler very far as Dean hits the rebound lariat for two more. Ziggler takes him up for a super faceplant but gets shoved down and caught in Dirty Deeds for the clean pin (and silence from the crowd) at 15:22.
We look at WWE taking over New York.
Naomi/Becky Lynch/Carmella vs. Natalya/Alexa Bliss/???
Eva Marie gets her full entrance but apparently she's suffering from exhaustion and anxiety brought on by mean WWE fans. Therefore, we have a replacement.
Naomi/Becky Lynch/Carmella vs. Natalya/Alexa Bliss/Nikki Bella
Becky and Natalya start things off before it's off to Naomi for a springboard sunset flip for two. The splits legdrop gets two more and it's off to Carmella to send Natalya into a raised boot. Natalya takes over and it's back to Nikki to a shockingly strong pop. A spinebuster gets two on Carmella before Bliss comes in for her moonsault knees to the ribs for two. Carmella finally crawls over and makes the tag off to Becky as things speed up but the crowd stays quiet.
Becky fires off the kicks in the corner and the Bexploder drops Natalya. A hard enziguri hits Natalya again and it's off to Naomi for the dancing kicks. The split legged moonsault misses though and we get Carmella vs. Nikki as everything breaks down. Nikki hits her big forearm and a TKO puts Carmella away at 11:04. Ranallo: Nikki Bella victorious in her return to WWE!
We recap Rusev vs. Roman Reigns for the US Title, which involved Lana going into a wedding cake.
Maria Menunos of all people interviews Rusev and Lana, who say the title isn't going anywhere.
We recap Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins for the inaugural Universal Title. Rollins gets the spot due to being the #1 draft pick and Balor won a mini tournament by pinning Roman Reigns to get his place. Seth seems to be laughing off Balor as a challenger so Balor brought out the Demon to make it clear how serious this was.
Raw World Title: Finn Balor vs. Seth Rollins
The title is vacant coming in. We see the belt for the first time and it's the same as the Smackdown World Title but with a red strap and a UNIVERSAL CHAMPION plate on the bottom. Balor does the full on Demon entrance (complete with something like a Papa Shango paint design) and the fans are VERY pleased. This has to be won via pin or submission so it's essentially a street fight.
Balor hits a quick dropkick and loads up the Coup de Grace but Rollins gets to the floor. Finn follows him out and starts going after the leg before diving off the barricade. Back in and Balor works on the leg, only to be taken outside for a powerbomb into the barricade. Rollins chokes away in the corner and it's off to a chinlock. Things stay slow as Seth works on the back (too common of a target tonight) before ripping at Finn's face.
The good looking frog splash gets two on Balor but he reverses a clothesline (looked like a Rainmaker, which is still just a clothesline) into a DDT. A knee to the face sends Rollins outside and a Sling Blade knocks him silly inside. 1916 gets two for Finn but the Coup de Grace misses and Seth grabs a triangle choke of all things. Finn gets his foot on the ropes but that's not a break because there's no DQ. Uh....that's not really the same as rope breaks not counting but I get the idea.
Back in and the Buckle Bomb sets up the low superkick for two. A small package driver (fisherman's driver into a fast small package) gets two more but Balor kicks him down, only to miss the Coup de Grace. The Pedigree only gets two and the fans aren't even responding to the near falls anymore. Seth rolls through a Phoenix Splash (geez) but runs to the top for a superplex into a Pedigree attempt, only to have Balor dropkick him into the corner. The Coup de Grace makes Balor champion at 19:16.
Cole says Balor is the first person to win a World Title in his first match on a pay per view. No Cole, he's not.
Pre-show panel recap because screw people having to go to work tomorrow.
It's 10:26pm and we've got two matches left, so here's a video of Dolph Ziggler dressed up as Colonel Sanders to beat up Miz in a chicken suit. No this isn't some fever dream from watching too much wrestling lately. This is really happening and you're supposed to be entertained by it.
US Title: Roman Reigns vs. Rusev
Reigns is challenging to stand up for America. Rusev jumps him before the bell and sends Reigns into the steps a few times. The bad arm is crushed by some steps but Reigns Superman Punches him off the barricade. Referees come out to pull them apart and the guys fight over a chair. Reigns cracks him over the back with a chair and is finally made to leave. No match due to Rusev not being able to compete.
Rusev is being helped off and Reigns runs back out for the spear. Ok Reigns is the heel now. Let's see: he showed up to the wedding celebration uninvited, ruined Lana's dress and then attacked an injured man. Rusev on the other hand was standing up for his wife and defending her honor. Why does that make him a heel here?
Long video on Orton vs. Lesnar, the same one from the last few weeks on TV. They were put together to give Lesnar a big match and they've traded finishers since.
Brock Lesnar vs. Randy Orton
They circle each other to start until Lesnar takes him into the corner for some shoulders to the ribs. A way too early RKO attempt is countered and we get three German suplexes in the first two minutes. Lesnar hits three more before sending Orton outside for a slam onto the announcers' table. A throw off the barricade sends Orton through the table as this has been one sided so far. JBL talks about the OVW class these two came out of and says Brock has beaten everyone out of that class save for Orton. Again, no JBL, he hasn't (never beat Batista on TV, beat Orton in a nothing match).
Lesnar goes to the other table but gets caught in a quick RKO. The DDT off the barricade knocks him even sillier but Orton spends too much time loading up the Punt and gets caught in an F5 for two. Lesnar takes the gloves off and hammers away with punches and elbows. Brock finally gets up and Orton is GUSHING blood. The doctor comes in but Lesnar shoves him away and keeps pounding away as the fans chant for Goldberg. They actually call the match at 12:42 and we're done.
Post match Lesnar stays at it until Shane McMahon comes out.....and takes an F5 to end the show. They can't possibly be setting this up for Wrestlemania, right? Like, there's no way they're that stupid. SOMEONE TELL ME THEY'RE REALLY NOT DOING SOMETHING THAT INCREDIBLY STUPID!
Results
Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens b. Enzo Amore/Big Cass Codebreaker to Amore
Charlotte b. Sasha Banks Rollup
Miz b. Apollo Crews Skull Crushing Finale
AJ Styles b. John Cena Phenomenal Forearm
Anderson and Gallows b. New Day via DQ when Big E. interfered
Dean Ambrose b. Dolph Ziggler Dirty Deeds
Nikki Bella/Alexa Bliss/Natalya b. Carmella/Becky Lynch/Naomi TKO to Carmella
Finn Balor b. Seth Rollins Coup de Grace
Brock Lesnar b. Randy Orton via TKO when Orton was busted open
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Sami Zayn b. Sheamus Brogue Kick
New Day b. Dudley Boyz Trouble in Paradise to D-Von
Nia Jax b. Rachel Weaby Fireman's carry into a powerslam
Big Cass b. Kevin Owens via DQ when Chris Jericho interfered
Shining Stars b. Prime Time Players Primo pinned Young after a Clash of the Titus from O'Neil
Neville b. Jinder Mahal Red Arrow
Gallows and Anderson b. Goldust Truth Magic Killer to Goldust
Charlotte b. Alicia Fox Natural Selection
Roman Reigns b. Rusev Spear
Smackdown
American Alpha/Usos/Hype Bros b. Ascension/Vaudevillains/Breezango Grand Amplitude to English
Heath Slater b. Randy Orton via DQ when Orton kept attacking in the corner
Dean Ambrose b. Erick Rowan Dirty Deeds
Carmella/Becky Lynch b. Natalya/Alexa Bliss Disarm-Her to Natalya
John Cena b. Alberto Del Rio Attitude Adjustment
NXT
Hideo Itami b. Mustafa Ali Running knee
Carmella/Nikki Glenncross/Liv Morgan b. Daria Berenato/Alexa Bliss/Mandy Rose Cone of Silence to Rose
Impact Wrestling
Moose b. Eddie Edwards Chokebomb
Gail Kim b. Jade via DQ when Sienna interfered
DJZ b. Rockstar Spud, Mandrews and Braxton Sutter DDT to Mandrews
Eli Drake b. Mahabali Shera Blunt Force Trauma
Hardys b. BroMans, Tribunal and Helms Dynasty Matt pulled down the contract
Takeover: Back To Brooklyn
Austin Aries b. No Way Jose Last Chancery
Ember Moon b. Billie Kay Top rope Stunner
Bobby Roode b. Andrade Cien Almas Glorious Bomb
Revival b. Johnny Gargano/Tommaso Ciampa Reverse Figure Four to Gargano
Asuka b. Bayley Kick to the head
Shinsuke Nakamura b. Samoa Joe Kinshasa
Summerslam 2016
Chris Jericho/Kevin Owens b. Enzo Amore/Big Cass Codebreaker to Amore
Charlotte b. Sasha Banks Rollup
Miz b. Apollo Crews Skull Crushing Finale
AJ Styles b. John Cena Phenomenal Forearm
Anderson and Gallows b. New Day via DQ when Big E. interfered
Dean Ambrose b. Dolph Ziggler Dirty Deeds
Nikki Bella/Alexa Bliss/Natalya b. Carmella/Becky Lynch/Naomi TKO to Carmella
Finn Balor b. Seth Rollins Coup de Grace
Brock Lesnar b. Randy Orton via TKO when Orton was busted open