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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.78, up significantly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: July 14, 2014
Location: Richmond Coliseum, Richmond, Virginia
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
We're at the go home show for Battleground, and things are getting interesting around here. The big story continues to be the rise of Roman Reigns, even though it seems highly unlikely that he gets the belt on Sunday. Other than that the Authority is back tonight and likely not happy as is their custom. Let's get to it.
Here's Cena to get things going. The Champ is here and if you haven't done so yet, go sign up for the WWE Network because the preview ends tonight at midnight. You should order now because next week, the Champ may not be here. Cena talks about the fatal fourway on Sunday and says he doesn't have to get pinned to lose the title. This brings out Reigns to a very solid reception.
Cena thanks Reigns for what happened last week and thinks that they should join forces to take out the Authority tonight and then find out who the best man is on Sunday. Ambrose pops up on screen and says they need to be on the same page. Dean has a plan tonight and it's called Operation Screw The Authority. Kane, Rollins and Orton beat him down but Dean of course keeps fighting. They destroy Dean but he asks if that's all they've got. This only earns him a worse beating and we got to a break.
Sheamus vs. The Miz
Non-title. Sheamus says he won't hit Miz in the face, but he'll kick it off his shoulders. Before the match, Miz talks about winning the Intercontinental Title on Sunday and gives us a present: his face on the screen throughout the match. Sheamus runs him over to start before dropping Miz with an elbow to the jaw. They head outside with Miz whipping Sheamus into the barricade before a top rope ax handle gets two back inside. Sheamus nails the rolling fireman's carry and we take a break.
Back with Miz putting Miz in a chinlock as we cut away to a graphic showing twenty two participants in the battle royal on Sunday. Sheamus fights up and hits his running ax handles but misses the knee lift. Instead he hits fifteen forearms to the chest followed by a powerslam for two. Sheamus goes up top but gets taken down by the leg, allowing Miz to hit a short DDT for two. The Skull Crushing Finale is countered but Miz avoids the Brogue Kick, allowing him to grab a rollup for the completely clean pin in a shocking upset at 10:50.
Orton and Kane bicker about who wins the title on Sunday but HHH comes in and tells them to drop it because they're partners tonight. They leave and Stephanie comes in and seems turned on by HHH's authority.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango
Ziggler leapfrogs Fandango to start as Cole recaps the love triangle between Layla, Summer Rae and Fandango. The dancer whips Ziggler into the corner and takes over with an early chinlock. Back up and Ziggler hammers away but misses an elbow drop to put both guys down. It's Fandango up first but here are the girls on the table for a distraction. Fandango of course can't focus on a match while someone is twenty feet from him, allowing Dolph to dropkick him down. A Fameasser gets Dolph the pin at 2:58.
The girls dance with Ziggler post match.
Sonic seems to be a sponsor and we have a waitress delivering food in the back. Damien Sandow comes up in a Sonic uniform on skates (as is the case for Sonic employees). He's about to have something to eat when Adam Rose and the Rosebuds come up and get in an argument over a hot dog. Sandow of course rolls off and crashes into something. Rose eats the foot and one of the Rosebuds steals something. Harmless commercial.
The Usos come out for a match but the Wyatts jump them from behind and leave the champions laying.
It's time for a detente between Zeb Colter and Lana. Cole is hosting and talks about how this is designed to ease some of the tension. Lana tries to talk but gets cut off by a USA chant. She finally gets something out but it's all in Russian. Lana compares Colter to the USA, saying they both see violence as the answer. America wants to save the world but they can't even save themselves.
The crowd hating her gets on Lana's nerves and she tells everyone to shut up. We get a history lesson about how the Americans won freedom and then fought each other like savages. Russia however, has always loved peace. Colter talks about being in a jungle in Vietnam and vowing to defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. He calls Rusev Bullwinkle and talks about how arrogant Lana is being.
Lana praises Putin but Colter calls him ugly. We get a shot of Obama with Colter talking about how he's elected every four to eight years, drawing a rather solid reaction for the President. Colter wants to talk to Rusev instead of Lana, asking Rusev if the challenge has been accepted for Battleground. Rusev says it's war.
The Russians leave and Colter does a WE THE PEOPLE, making Lana very angry. She slaps Zeb but the guys go at it instead. Swagger easily takes Rusev down but Lana pulls him off. Rusev sends him into a podium and nails a corner splash but the jumping superkick is countered into the Patriot Lock. Rusev finally gets to the floor and the fans are WAY into this. Swagger hasn't looked this good in years.
We look at Ambrose getting beaten down. Dean has been taken to a hospital and his return is unlikely.
Reigns is getting ready when Cena comes in. Cena tells him to get up, so Reigns says they take out all three of their opponents (Kane, Orton and Rollins) tonight.
Flo Rida performs next week.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam
Del Rio starts fast by sending RVD to the floor and tying him up in the ring skirt. Back in and Del Rio goes after the spine before putting on a chinlock with his knee planted between Rob's shoulders. Van Dam fights up and hits some clotheslines followed by a quick hurricanrana. A superkick drops Del Rio and Rolling Thunder gets two. Del Rio gets kicked down but gets his knees up to block the Five Star. The armbreaker goes on and Rob immediately taps at 4:33.
Ad for the CM Punk documentary airing tomorrow night on the Network.
Nikki Bella comes out for her match but Stephanie interrupts her. She talks about Brie not being here for the tag match so Nikki has to go it alone again. Stephanie says Nikki should blame Brie for being selfish.
Cameron/Alicia Fox vs. Nikki Bella
Alicia gets things going for her team but is quickly rolled up for two. Cameron gets the tag and is a little more serious tonight. She slams Nikki down and Cameron vs. Naomi is announced for the pre-show on Sunday. Nikki knocks Alicia off the apron and hits an Alabama SLam on Cameron with Fox making the save. Alicia hammers on Nikki but gets elbowed in the jaw. Cameron offers a distraction and Nikki gets slammed off the middle rope. Fox hits something like a Fameasser for the pin at 3:34.
Cole tells us about a special character in WWE 2K15. They threw it to a video where there was an orchestra playing Sting's old music (from Starrcade 1997) with their backs to the cameras. They turned around to reveal they were all in Sting masks. Sting showed up and looked at the camera but didn't say anything. He was NOT in the arena but the place erupted when they saw the masks. It appears that you'll be getting both Surfer Sting and Crow Sting.
HHH tells Randy Orton to calm down.
Goldust and Stardust talk about the Yellow Brick Road and going to the place where all that glitters isn't gold.
Cesaro vs. Big E.
Kofi is with Big E. but there's no Heyman with Cesaro here and the announcers say he's been fired. Big E. runs him over to start and they head outside, only to have Big E. get sent into the barricade. Back in and Cesaro escapes a gorilla press and nails a hard clothesline for two. A butterfly suplex drops Big E. but he fights out of a chinlock and hits some belly to belly suplexes of his own. The Warrior Splash connects and he takes down the straps but Cesaro goes outside. He throws a chair at Kofi and brings another into the ring, only to have Kofi take it away. The Big Ending gets the pin at 4:23.
We look back at the Wyatts beating up Jericho two weeks ago.
Here's Jericho to talk about having been in the WWE for a long time. He lists off a lot of people and things he's seen with a long series of comedy and serious characters. He's done a lot of things including getting in a fight with Bob Barker (I'll still fight you anytime, anywhere) and beating Austin and Rock in the same night. Yeah he's seen it all, but then there's Bray Wyatt.
Bray is unlike anything he's ever seen before because Bray is crazy. Jericho can get crazy too though, and if that's what Bray wants to do, he can do it at Battleground. The fans want to get crazy but here's Bray on screen to respond. Bray talks about frail little minds getting struck by the hands of life and making them different. He wants to know where Chris was when we needed him. Chris was going to save us but we remember it all. Bray has done a lot of bad things and gone to war with powerful men but on his journies he's noticed a constant: no matter how tough they are or what they've been through: they all scream.
We go back to the arena but Bray is still on the screen laughing. He blows out the lantersn and the lights in the arena go out. Something happens and the Family is in the ring around Jericho. Chris is cornered but goes after Harper, only to get double teamed. He ducks under a big boot and wisely runs to fight another day. Bray pops up behind him and lays Jericho out with Sister Abigail on the ramp.
We look at the opening segment again.
AJ Lee vs. Eva Marie
Paige is on commentary and this is non-title. AJ nails a spinwheel kick as Paige declares them frenemies. They head outside with Eva kicking her into the apron to take over. Back in and Eva cranks on the arms. That goes nowhere as AJ comes back with the Black Widow for the win at 2:28.
Post match AJ sits on the announcers' desk in front of Paige and they compliment hair. And that's that.
Kane comes in to yell at the Authority about not liking Randy Orton. HHH says it doesn't matter who gets the title as long as it's part of the Authority.
Bo Dallas is in the ring and talks about beating El Torito, the biggest little man in the WWE. He may be small, but he has a huge heart. Bo hopes his opponent tonight has as big a heart.
Great Khali vs. Bo Dallas
JBL: Bo's streak is like Lou Gehrig's or Cal Ripken Jr.'s! Cole: But all of those ended. JBL: .....ok. Khali chops away in the corner but no sells all of Dallas'. Bo gets sent out to the floor but actually hits a Bodog off the apron for the countout win at 1:48.
Post match Bo gives Khali a pep talk and gets chopped down with ease. Bo: OW!
Preview for the Best of Nitro, airing after Raw goes off the air.
The Authority tells Rollins they have a Plan B. Seth leaves and Heyman comes in, saying he's been picking his spots and making his moves. He hopes their Plan B works, but if they need a can't miss plan, he's the man to talk to. The Authority isn't sure what to think of what he says.
Here's Ric Flair for a big guest spot. His suit looks great if nothing else. Flair immediately hits on Renee who looks to be having a great time and says Virginia is for lovers (state motto). After he getting done wooing, Renee asks him for his pick in the fourway at Battleground. Flair says there's only one man that can strike like a viper and one man that can walk through hellfire and brimstone, but John Cena is walking out with the title. This brings out Reigns to shake Ric's hand. Flair leaves and that's it for him.
John Cena/Roman Reigns. vs. Randy Orton/Kane/Seth Rollins
Cena hands Flair the World Heavyweight Championship as they meet on the stage. During the entrances, Rollins vs. Ambrose is set for Sunday. Rollins and Cena get things going but it's quickly off to Orton before much happens. A back elbow puts Randy down and it's off to Kane. Cena is ready to go but Reigns tags himself in. The monsters go at it with Reigns getting the better of it but he stops to nail Rollins. The Authority takes over and we go to our last break.
Back with Reigns fighting out of a chinlock and nailing a running clothesline. Cena gets the hot tag and cleans house but a Kane distraction lets Rollins get in a shot to take over. Orton comes back in with the backbreaker before it's back to Kane. Cena's attempt at an AA literally falls flat with Kane crashing down onto his head. Rollins puts on a sleeper but Cena powers out of it and makes the tag to Roman. Reigns cleans house and sends Rollins to the floor where he comes up clutching his knee. Kane and Orton double team Reigns and it's a DQ at 14:28.
Orton and Kane beat up Cena but Kane accidentally knocks Randy to the floor. Reigns gets back up but spears Cena by mistake. Kane kicks Roman in the face and Randy lays Kane out with an RKO, only to get speared down to end the show. The camera never looked at Rollins after he went down.
Results
The Miz b. Sheamus Rollup
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango Fameasser
Alberto Del Rio b. Rob Van Dam Cross armbreaker
Big E. b. Cesaro Big Ending
Paige b. Eva Marie Black Widow
Bo Dallas b. Great Khali via countout
John Cena/Roman Reigns b. Seth Rollins/Kane/Randy Orton via DQ when Kane and Orton double teamed Cena
Tuesday
Nothing.
Wednesday
Adam Rose and Damien Sandow are out of the Intercontinental Title battle royal for no given reason. It's possible they'll have a match at Battleground instead.
Thursday
NXT
Date: July 17, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Byron Saxton, Tom Phillips
We have a new big bad coming out of last week as Tyson Kidd allowed his wife to be shoved off the apron in order to finally get a big win in NXT. Kidd thriving is another problem for NXT Champion Adrian Neville to deal with as he now has Kidd and Gabriel coming after him as well as #1 contender Tyler Breeze looming. Let's get to it.
Opening video.
Vaudevillains vs. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady
English cranks on Amore's arm to start while shouting a little song. Enzo drags him over to the corner for the tag to Big Cass, who gets to pound on Gotch's back. This brings out the Legionnaires, and since it's a WWE product, Colin can't handle seeing people in the same arena gets gets rolled up for the pin at 2:25.
The Ascension wants more competition.
We recap the breakup of the BFF's and Summer earning a shot at Charlotte. The match is next week.
CJ Parker vs. Xavier Woods
Woods cranks on the arm to start as the announcers talk about Parker's attempts to better the world. A headscissors puts Parker down but CJ whips him face first into the ropes for a unique reversal. Byron Saxton compares Parker to Oprah and Ronald Reagan, earning disdain from his fellow announcers. Parker puts on a chinlock but Woods quickly fights out with chops. Woods comes back with a DDT off the ropes for two but he misses a charge in the corner and gets rolled up with Parker grabbing the ropes for the pin at 2:00.
Sami Zayn says we're seeing the real Tyson Kidd who is really insecure over his wife's success. This jealousy is just making Kidd look bad.
Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
Bliss takes over with some forearms to start but gets taken down into a cravate. It doesn't last long though as Bliss fights up, only to miss a flip out of the corner. Banks takes her down with a backstabber and flips Alexa over for a crossface without the arm trap for the submission at 2:52.
Tyler Breeze is asked when he'll be facing that uggo Adrian Neville. He talks about everyone rushing nowadays and how he won't be rushing to face Adrian after his hand modeling injury. The contract is being drawn up, but until then, here's his music video again.
We recap Tyson Kidd being evil last week.
Kidd says there's nothing to his actions and he isn't jealous of his wife.
Adam Rose vs. Jason Jordan
Jordan says his partner Tye Dillinger is injured but was last seen partying with the Rosebuds. Rose dances around and takes him down with a headlock. Jordan fights up and nails a clothesline to take over before slapping on a chinlock. Rose will have none of that and hits the CHOO CHOO Bronco Buster followed by the Party Foul for the pin at 3:18.
Kalisto says he and El Local parted ways but the Vaudevillains interrupt. They mock the masked man but he promises to find a new partner to face them next week. The Vaudevillains contemplate this with a hearty chin rub.
Tyson Kidd vs. Sami Zayn
Tyson hides in the corner to start before heading to the floor for more stalling. Back in and Tyson slides right back to the floor after minimal contact. Kidd gets in again and is sent to the corner for the Helluva Kick but he bails to the floor again. Kidd sends him to the floor and hits a nice dive off the apron to put both guys down on the ramp as we take a break. Back with Kidd putting on a chinlock before putting Sami in the Tree of Woe for a running dropkick to the face.
Sami fights back with elbows to the face and a dropkick to send Kidd outside. The slingshot moonsault puts Tyson down again and Zayn is all fired up. Back inside and the top rope cross body gets two on Kidd but the Blue Thunder Bomb is countered into a German suplex for two. Kidd's top rope elbow hits knee though and the Blue Thunder Bomb connects for two. The Blockbuster gets two on Sami and he gets caught in the Sharpshooter. Kidd gets it full on in the middle but Zayn is still able to crawl over to the ropes. Tyson goes up but dives into the Koji Clutch for the submission at 10:50 shown of 14:20.
Results
Vaudevillains b. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady Rollup to Cassady
CJ Parker b. Xavier Woods Rollup while holding the ropes
Sasha Banks b. Alexa Bliss Crossface
Adam Rose b. Jason Jordan Party Foul
Sami Zayn b. Tyson Kidd Koji Clutch
Impact Wrestling
Date: July 17, 2014
Location: Manhattan Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
We're finally to the New York tapings which are a prety big deal for the company. The company will be here for five weeks plus however many they tape at an upcoming set of tapings. The main story at this show will be Bobby Lashley defending the World Title against Jeff Hardy, who won a battle royal last week to earn the shot. Let's get to it.
We open with a video on Hardy vs. Lashley, focusing on how Lashley is a destroyer and Hardy can be insane when need be.
Kurt Angle is in the crowd and welcomes us to the show. He shows us the six sided ring which makes its return tonight.
Taz is also in the balcony and compares TNA to ECW because their locker rooms have the same look in their eyes. He throws in his ECW catchphrases.
Here are Bully Ray and Tommy Dreamer to get things going. They talk about how they helped get ECW on the map back in 1997 and this place feels like ECW did when it took the world by storm. Ethan Carter III and Rhino break things up with Ethan saying that Bully will not be putting his aunt through a table here, just like he couldn't in Texas or Pennsylvania. The fans tell Rhino that he sold out and Rhino agrees. They follow up by chanting YOU CAN'T WRESTLE, but Carter responds with YES I CAN and I'M VERY GOOD! Dreamer says Carter doesn't know where he is and the brawl is on.
Rhino/Ethan Carter III vs. Bully Ray/Tommy Dreamer
Joined in progress after a break. Ray drops Carter with a neckbreaker for two. The camera seems to be lower than usual this week. It's quickly off to Rhino to stomp away but Dreamer elbows him in the jaw. Carter comes in again and is easily dispatched by a double elbow to the jaw. Ray brings Rhino in as everything breaks down.
Spud comes out in a bright orange jacket for a distraction and Carter takes over on Dreamer in the corner. Rhino plants Tommy with a spinebuster for two but Carter gets sent face first into the middle buckle, allowing for the hot tag to Bully. Ray beats up both villains on his own and everything breaks down again with Rhino taking over. Dreamer grabs Spud in but gets rolled up by Carter for the pin at 6:40.
The trio arrives.
Kurt Angle puts Austin Aries in a gauntlet match with the X-Division Title on the line and Aries gets to start.
James Storm slaps Sanada and dares him to fight, but says Sanada just does what Great Muta tells him. He calls Sanada a choke artist and leaves.
X-Division Title: Gauntlet Match
This is over the top elimination until there are two left and it becomes a singles match. There are eight men in this with 90 second intervals and it's champion Austin Aries vs. Eddie Edwards to start. Feeling out process to start until Aries takes him down by the leg and goes into the corner. That goes nowhere as Manik is in at #3. Aries is knocked to the floor through the ropes meaning he's still in as Manik speeds things up. He goes to the middle rope but Gets caught by Eddie, only to have Aries run in and dropkick Manik in the face.
Aries misses an elbow drop and it's Davey Richards in at #4. The Wolves of course team up with Davey taking Aries down with a backbreaker and Eddie adds a top rope knee to the chest. Aries and Manik are in trouble as DJZ is in at #5. Edwards nails DJZ, Aries elbows Edwards, Richards drops Aries and Manik dropkicks Edwards. A top rope hurricanrana from Manik takes DJZ out but Manik is eliminated as well as we take a break.
Back with Tigre Uno and Crazzy Steve added to the match and no one else having been eliminated. Sanada is in at #8 to complete the field and he cleans house to take over. Crazzy Steve starts spraying silly string and the blinded Tigre Uno is eliminated. Edwards dumps Steve but Sanada puts out both Wolves to give us a rematch from last week with Aries vs. Sanada in a regular singles match for the title.
Austin sends Sanada to the floor and hits a huge suicide dive to take him out. A slingshot hilo back inside sets up the Last Chancery but Sanada makes it to the ropes. Aries can't suplex him over the ropes and back inside and Sanada shoulders him in the ribs and hits a springboard chop to the head. Sanada's tiger suplex gets two but he misses the moonsault. Two discus forearms and the corner dropkick set up the brainbuster to retain Aries' title at 16:45.
Aries helps Sanada back to his feet.
Eric Young and Bobby Roode have formed an alliance and want to get their hands on MVP.
James Storm calls Sanada a loser and beats the tar out of him. Sanada is left laying and Storm calls Muta a fraud.
MVP/Kenny King vs. Eric Young/Bobby Roode
MVP can't walk and says he has half a leg but is going to wrestle under protest. Eric starts and takes King into the corner for some right hands to the jaw. It's quickly off to Roode who doesn't have such great luck as King takes over. King tags in MVP who immediately bails to the floor when Roode gets to his feet.
MVP gets in and tags out to King so the match can continue. Young is taken down and MVP comes in for some actual contact with an elbow drop and something resembling a flapjack. Back to King for a legdrop but Young avoids an elbow drop. A quick cross body allows for the tag off to Roode, who dares MVP to come in. Everything breaks down and MVP hits Roode with a crutch for the DQ at 6:25.
MVP and King destroy both guys with the crutches.
Brittany vs. Madison Rayne
No DQ and no countouts. They slug it out to start until Madison goes to the corner, only to get caught in an armbreaker over the ropes. Thankfully the referee doesn't count or ask her to break it up. The fight goes outside with Brittany backdropping Madison on the ramp and kicking her in the ribs.
Back in and Brittany rams Madison's head into the mat before getting two off a Russian legsweep. Madison is thrown back to the floor as the fans chant for Christy Hemme. Brittany tries a reverse DDT on the floor but gets suplexed instead. Back in and Madison hits a package DDT (think a fisherman's DDT but with Madison not going backwards at all) for the pin at 6:40.
Dixie Carter says Bully is all bark but she's all bite.
Austin Aries tells Angle that he created Option C for the respect he has for the X-Division Title. Next week he gets to turn in the title for a future shot.
TNA World Title: Bobby Lashley vs. Jeff Hardy
Lashley is defending. Hardy tries to hammer away to start but realizes he has to speed things up. He sends Lashley out to the floor and hits a big dive, only to have Lashley trip him up on the steps and send Jeff face first into the steel as we take a break. Back with Lashley in control and choking Jeff on the middle rope. He puts Hardy in a torture rack but some right hands get Jeff free.
A running forearm drops Lashley and a dropkick does the same as the fans chant for CM Punk. Hardy's headscissors out of the corner is caught in the powerslam but Jeff comes back with a Twisting Stunner and Twist of Fate. The Swanton get two and Jeff takes it back to the floor and rams Lashley's head into the steps. Hardy goes up for a Swanton to the floor but lands on the steps. Jeff is done and the spear retains Lashley's title at 12:45.
Kurt Angle says Lashley is the man but stops Dixie from going to the ring. She says let go of her so she can go talk to her people.
Angle comes in and yells at MVP before putting him in a falls count anywhere match with Roode next week.
Here are Dixie, Spud, Ethan and Rhino so Dixie can make fun of the New York fans. She goes on and on about how she humiliated Tommy Dreamer and how embarrassed she is for the people that cheer Bully Ray. She's going to keep putting Ray through table after table until he understands that this is her company. Cue Bully and Dreamer with a table and Dixie's cronies are quickly cleared out of the ring. The fans chant YES but Ethan hits Bully low for the save. Rhino and Spud get Dixie into the crowd but D-Von returns to help beat down Ethan. What's Up sets up a 3D through the table to end the show.
Results
Ethan Carter III/Rhino b. Bully Ray/Tommy Dreamer Rollup to Dreamer
Austin Aries won a gauntlet match Brainbuster to Sanada
Eric Young/Bobby Roode b. MVP/Kenny King via DQ when MVP used a crutch
Madison Rayne b. Brittany Package DDT
Bobby Lashley b. Jeff Hardy Spear
Smackdown got a 1.78, up significantly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: July 14, 2014
Location: Richmond Coliseum, Richmond, Virginia
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
We're at the go home show for Battleground, and things are getting interesting around here. The big story continues to be the rise of Roman Reigns, even though it seems highly unlikely that he gets the belt on Sunday. Other than that the Authority is back tonight and likely not happy as is their custom. Let's get to it.
Here's Cena to get things going. The Champ is here and if you haven't done so yet, go sign up for the WWE Network because the preview ends tonight at midnight. You should order now because next week, the Champ may not be here. Cena talks about the fatal fourway on Sunday and says he doesn't have to get pinned to lose the title. This brings out Reigns to a very solid reception.
Cena thanks Reigns for what happened last week and thinks that they should join forces to take out the Authority tonight and then find out who the best man is on Sunday. Ambrose pops up on screen and says they need to be on the same page. Dean has a plan tonight and it's called Operation Screw The Authority. Kane, Rollins and Orton beat him down but Dean of course keeps fighting. They destroy Dean but he asks if that's all they've got. This only earns him a worse beating and we got to a break.
Sheamus vs. The Miz
Non-title. Sheamus says he won't hit Miz in the face, but he'll kick it off his shoulders. Before the match, Miz talks about winning the Intercontinental Title on Sunday and gives us a present: his face on the screen throughout the match. Sheamus runs him over to start before dropping Miz with an elbow to the jaw. They head outside with Miz whipping Sheamus into the barricade before a top rope ax handle gets two back inside. Sheamus nails the rolling fireman's carry and we take a break.
Back with Miz putting Miz in a chinlock as we cut away to a graphic showing twenty two participants in the battle royal on Sunday. Sheamus fights up and hits his running ax handles but misses the knee lift. Instead he hits fifteen forearms to the chest followed by a powerslam for two. Sheamus goes up top but gets taken down by the leg, allowing Miz to hit a short DDT for two. The Skull Crushing Finale is countered but Miz avoids the Brogue Kick, allowing him to grab a rollup for the completely clean pin in a shocking upset at 10:50.
Orton and Kane bicker about who wins the title on Sunday but HHH comes in and tells them to drop it because they're partners tonight. They leave and Stephanie comes in and seems turned on by HHH's authority.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Fandango
Ziggler leapfrogs Fandango to start as Cole recaps the love triangle between Layla, Summer Rae and Fandango. The dancer whips Ziggler into the corner and takes over with an early chinlock. Back up and Ziggler hammers away but misses an elbow drop to put both guys down. It's Fandango up first but here are the girls on the table for a distraction. Fandango of course can't focus on a match while someone is twenty feet from him, allowing Dolph to dropkick him down. A Fameasser gets Dolph the pin at 2:58.
The girls dance with Ziggler post match.
Sonic seems to be a sponsor and we have a waitress delivering food in the back. Damien Sandow comes up in a Sonic uniform on skates (as is the case for Sonic employees). He's about to have something to eat when Adam Rose and the Rosebuds come up and get in an argument over a hot dog. Sandow of course rolls off and crashes into something. Rose eats the foot and one of the Rosebuds steals something. Harmless commercial.
The Usos come out for a match but the Wyatts jump them from behind and leave the champions laying.
It's time for a detente between Zeb Colter and Lana. Cole is hosting and talks about how this is designed to ease some of the tension. Lana tries to talk but gets cut off by a USA chant. She finally gets something out but it's all in Russian. Lana compares Colter to the USA, saying they both see violence as the answer. America wants to save the world but they can't even save themselves.
The crowd hating her gets on Lana's nerves and she tells everyone to shut up. We get a history lesson about how the Americans won freedom and then fought each other like savages. Russia however, has always loved peace. Colter talks about being in a jungle in Vietnam and vowing to defend this country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. He calls Rusev Bullwinkle and talks about how arrogant Lana is being.
Lana praises Putin but Colter calls him ugly. We get a shot of Obama with Colter talking about how he's elected every four to eight years, drawing a rather solid reaction for the President. Colter wants to talk to Rusev instead of Lana, asking Rusev if the challenge has been accepted for Battleground. Rusev says it's war.
The Russians leave and Colter does a WE THE PEOPLE, making Lana very angry. She slaps Zeb but the guys go at it instead. Swagger easily takes Rusev down but Lana pulls him off. Rusev sends him into a podium and nails a corner splash but the jumping superkick is countered into the Patriot Lock. Rusev finally gets to the floor and the fans are WAY into this. Swagger hasn't looked this good in years.
We look at Ambrose getting beaten down. Dean has been taken to a hospital and his return is unlikely.
Reigns is getting ready when Cena comes in. Cena tells him to get up, so Reigns says they take out all three of their opponents (Kane, Orton and Rollins) tonight.
Flo Rida performs next week.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Rob Van Dam
Del Rio starts fast by sending RVD to the floor and tying him up in the ring skirt. Back in and Del Rio goes after the spine before putting on a chinlock with his knee planted between Rob's shoulders. Van Dam fights up and hits some clotheslines followed by a quick hurricanrana. A superkick drops Del Rio and Rolling Thunder gets two. Del Rio gets kicked down but gets his knees up to block the Five Star. The armbreaker goes on and Rob immediately taps at 4:33.
Ad for the CM Punk documentary airing tomorrow night on the Network.
Nikki Bella comes out for her match but Stephanie interrupts her. She talks about Brie not being here for the tag match so Nikki has to go it alone again. Stephanie says Nikki should blame Brie for being selfish.
Cameron/Alicia Fox vs. Nikki Bella
Alicia gets things going for her team but is quickly rolled up for two. Cameron gets the tag and is a little more serious tonight. She slams Nikki down and Cameron vs. Naomi is announced for the pre-show on Sunday. Nikki knocks Alicia off the apron and hits an Alabama SLam on Cameron with Fox making the save. Alicia hammers on Nikki but gets elbowed in the jaw. Cameron offers a distraction and Nikki gets slammed off the middle rope. Fox hits something like a Fameasser for the pin at 3:34.
Cole tells us about a special character in WWE 2K15. They threw it to a video where there was an orchestra playing Sting's old music (from Starrcade 1997) with their backs to the cameras. They turned around to reveal they were all in Sting masks. Sting showed up and looked at the camera but didn't say anything. He was NOT in the arena but the place erupted when they saw the masks. It appears that you'll be getting both Surfer Sting and Crow Sting.
HHH tells Randy Orton to calm down.
Goldust and Stardust talk about the Yellow Brick Road and going to the place where all that glitters isn't gold.
Cesaro vs. Big E.
Kofi is with Big E. but there's no Heyman with Cesaro here and the announcers say he's been fired. Big E. runs him over to start and they head outside, only to have Big E. get sent into the barricade. Back in and Cesaro escapes a gorilla press and nails a hard clothesline for two. A butterfly suplex drops Big E. but he fights out of a chinlock and hits some belly to belly suplexes of his own. The Warrior Splash connects and he takes down the straps but Cesaro goes outside. He throws a chair at Kofi and brings another into the ring, only to have Kofi take it away. The Big Ending gets the pin at 4:23.
We look back at the Wyatts beating up Jericho two weeks ago.
Here's Jericho to talk about having been in the WWE for a long time. He lists off a lot of people and things he's seen with a long series of comedy and serious characters. He's done a lot of things including getting in a fight with Bob Barker (I'll still fight you anytime, anywhere) and beating Austin and Rock in the same night. Yeah he's seen it all, but then there's Bray Wyatt.
Bray is unlike anything he's ever seen before because Bray is crazy. Jericho can get crazy too though, and if that's what Bray wants to do, he can do it at Battleground. The fans want to get crazy but here's Bray on screen to respond. Bray talks about frail little minds getting struck by the hands of life and making them different. He wants to know where Chris was when we needed him. Chris was going to save us but we remember it all. Bray has done a lot of bad things and gone to war with powerful men but on his journies he's noticed a constant: no matter how tough they are or what they've been through: they all scream.
We go back to the arena but Bray is still on the screen laughing. He blows out the lantersn and the lights in the arena go out. Something happens and the Family is in the ring around Jericho. Chris is cornered but goes after Harper, only to get double teamed. He ducks under a big boot and wisely runs to fight another day. Bray pops up behind him and lays Jericho out with Sister Abigail on the ramp.
We look at the opening segment again.
AJ Lee vs. Eva Marie
Paige is on commentary and this is non-title. AJ nails a spinwheel kick as Paige declares them frenemies. They head outside with Eva kicking her into the apron to take over. Back in and Eva cranks on the arms. That goes nowhere as AJ comes back with the Black Widow for the win at 2:28.
Post match AJ sits on the announcers' desk in front of Paige and they compliment hair. And that's that.
Kane comes in to yell at the Authority about not liking Randy Orton. HHH says it doesn't matter who gets the title as long as it's part of the Authority.
Bo Dallas is in the ring and talks about beating El Torito, the biggest little man in the WWE. He may be small, but he has a huge heart. Bo hopes his opponent tonight has as big a heart.
Great Khali vs. Bo Dallas
JBL: Bo's streak is like Lou Gehrig's or Cal Ripken Jr.'s! Cole: But all of those ended. JBL: .....ok. Khali chops away in the corner but no sells all of Dallas'. Bo gets sent out to the floor but actually hits a Bodog off the apron for the countout win at 1:48.
Post match Bo gives Khali a pep talk and gets chopped down with ease. Bo: OW!
Preview for the Best of Nitro, airing after Raw goes off the air.
The Authority tells Rollins they have a Plan B. Seth leaves and Heyman comes in, saying he's been picking his spots and making his moves. He hopes their Plan B works, but if they need a can't miss plan, he's the man to talk to. The Authority isn't sure what to think of what he says.
Here's Ric Flair for a big guest spot. His suit looks great if nothing else. Flair immediately hits on Renee who looks to be having a great time and says Virginia is for lovers (state motto). After he getting done wooing, Renee asks him for his pick in the fourway at Battleground. Flair says there's only one man that can strike like a viper and one man that can walk through hellfire and brimstone, but John Cena is walking out with the title. This brings out Reigns to shake Ric's hand. Flair leaves and that's it for him.
John Cena/Roman Reigns. vs. Randy Orton/Kane/Seth Rollins
Cena hands Flair the World Heavyweight Championship as they meet on the stage. During the entrances, Rollins vs. Ambrose is set for Sunday. Rollins and Cena get things going but it's quickly off to Orton before much happens. A back elbow puts Randy down and it's off to Kane. Cena is ready to go but Reigns tags himself in. The monsters go at it with Reigns getting the better of it but he stops to nail Rollins. The Authority takes over and we go to our last break.
Back with Reigns fighting out of a chinlock and nailing a running clothesline. Cena gets the hot tag and cleans house but a Kane distraction lets Rollins get in a shot to take over. Orton comes back in with the backbreaker before it's back to Kane. Cena's attempt at an AA literally falls flat with Kane crashing down onto his head. Rollins puts on a sleeper but Cena powers out of it and makes the tag to Roman. Reigns cleans house and sends Rollins to the floor where he comes up clutching his knee. Kane and Orton double team Reigns and it's a DQ at 14:28.
Orton and Kane beat up Cena but Kane accidentally knocks Randy to the floor. Reigns gets back up but spears Cena by mistake. Kane kicks Roman in the face and Randy lays Kane out with an RKO, only to get speared down to end the show. The camera never looked at Rollins after he went down.
Results
The Miz b. Sheamus Rollup
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango Fameasser
Alberto Del Rio b. Rob Van Dam Cross armbreaker
Big E. b. Cesaro Big Ending
Paige b. Eva Marie Black Widow
Bo Dallas b. Great Khali via countout
John Cena/Roman Reigns b. Seth Rollins/Kane/Randy Orton via DQ when Kane and Orton double teamed Cena
Tuesday
Nothing.
Wednesday
Adam Rose and Damien Sandow are out of the Intercontinental Title battle royal for no given reason. It's possible they'll have a match at Battleground instead.
Thursday
NXT
Date: July 17, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Byron Saxton, Tom Phillips
We have a new big bad coming out of last week as Tyson Kidd allowed his wife to be shoved off the apron in order to finally get a big win in NXT. Kidd thriving is another problem for NXT Champion Adrian Neville to deal with as he now has Kidd and Gabriel coming after him as well as #1 contender Tyler Breeze looming. Let's get to it.
Opening video.
Vaudevillains vs. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady
English cranks on Amore's arm to start while shouting a little song. Enzo drags him over to the corner for the tag to Big Cass, who gets to pound on Gotch's back. This brings out the Legionnaires, and since it's a WWE product, Colin can't handle seeing people in the same arena gets gets rolled up for the pin at 2:25.
The Ascension wants more competition.
We recap the breakup of the BFF's and Summer earning a shot at Charlotte. The match is next week.
CJ Parker vs. Xavier Woods
Woods cranks on the arm to start as the announcers talk about Parker's attempts to better the world. A headscissors puts Parker down but CJ whips him face first into the ropes for a unique reversal. Byron Saxton compares Parker to Oprah and Ronald Reagan, earning disdain from his fellow announcers. Parker puts on a chinlock but Woods quickly fights out with chops. Woods comes back with a DDT off the ropes for two but he misses a charge in the corner and gets rolled up with Parker grabbing the ropes for the pin at 2:00.
Sami Zayn says we're seeing the real Tyson Kidd who is really insecure over his wife's success. This jealousy is just making Kidd look bad.
Alexa Bliss vs. Sasha Banks
Bliss takes over with some forearms to start but gets taken down into a cravate. It doesn't last long though as Bliss fights up, only to miss a flip out of the corner. Banks takes her down with a backstabber and flips Alexa over for a crossface without the arm trap for the submission at 2:52.
Tyler Breeze is asked when he'll be facing that uggo Adrian Neville. He talks about everyone rushing nowadays and how he won't be rushing to face Adrian after his hand modeling injury. The contract is being drawn up, but until then, here's his music video again.
We recap Tyson Kidd being evil last week.
Kidd says there's nothing to his actions and he isn't jealous of his wife.
Adam Rose vs. Jason Jordan
Jordan says his partner Tye Dillinger is injured but was last seen partying with the Rosebuds. Rose dances around and takes him down with a headlock. Jordan fights up and nails a clothesline to take over before slapping on a chinlock. Rose will have none of that and hits the CHOO CHOO Bronco Buster followed by the Party Foul for the pin at 3:18.
Kalisto says he and El Local parted ways but the Vaudevillains interrupt. They mock the masked man but he promises to find a new partner to face them next week. The Vaudevillains contemplate this with a hearty chin rub.
Tyson Kidd vs. Sami Zayn
Tyson hides in the corner to start before heading to the floor for more stalling. Back in and Tyson slides right back to the floor after minimal contact. Kidd gets in again and is sent to the corner for the Helluva Kick but he bails to the floor again. Kidd sends him to the floor and hits a nice dive off the apron to put both guys down on the ramp as we take a break. Back with Kidd putting on a chinlock before putting Sami in the Tree of Woe for a running dropkick to the face.
Sami fights back with elbows to the face and a dropkick to send Kidd outside. The slingshot moonsault puts Tyson down again and Zayn is all fired up. Back inside and the top rope cross body gets two on Kidd but the Blue Thunder Bomb is countered into a German suplex for two. Kidd's top rope elbow hits knee though and the Blue Thunder Bomb connects for two. The Blockbuster gets two on Sami and he gets caught in the Sharpshooter. Kidd gets it full on in the middle but Zayn is still able to crawl over to the ropes. Tyson goes up but dives into the Koji Clutch for the submission at 10:50 shown of 14:20.
Results
Vaudevillains b. Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady Rollup to Cassady
CJ Parker b. Xavier Woods Rollup while holding the ropes
Sasha Banks b. Alexa Bliss Crossface
Adam Rose b. Jason Jordan Party Foul
Sami Zayn b. Tyson Kidd Koji Clutch
Impact Wrestling
Date: July 17, 2014
Location: Manhattan Center, New York City, New York
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
We're finally to the New York tapings which are a prety big deal for the company. The company will be here for five weeks plus however many they tape at an upcoming set of tapings. The main story at this show will be Bobby Lashley defending the World Title against Jeff Hardy, who won a battle royal last week to earn the shot. Let's get to it.
We open with a video on Hardy vs. Lashley, focusing on how Lashley is a destroyer and Hardy can be insane when need be.
Kurt Angle is in the crowd and welcomes us to the show. He shows us the six sided ring which makes its return tonight.
Taz is also in the balcony and compares TNA to ECW because their locker rooms have the same look in their eyes. He throws in his ECW catchphrases.
Here are Bully Ray and Tommy Dreamer to get things going. They talk about how they helped get ECW on the map back in 1997 and this place feels like ECW did when it took the world by storm. Ethan Carter III and Rhino break things up with Ethan saying that Bully will not be putting his aunt through a table here, just like he couldn't in Texas or Pennsylvania. The fans tell Rhino that he sold out and Rhino agrees. They follow up by chanting YOU CAN'T WRESTLE, but Carter responds with YES I CAN and I'M VERY GOOD! Dreamer says Carter doesn't know where he is and the brawl is on.
Rhino/Ethan Carter III vs. Bully Ray/Tommy Dreamer
Joined in progress after a break. Ray drops Carter with a neckbreaker for two. The camera seems to be lower than usual this week. It's quickly off to Rhino to stomp away but Dreamer elbows him in the jaw. Carter comes in again and is easily dispatched by a double elbow to the jaw. Ray brings Rhino in as everything breaks down.
Spud comes out in a bright orange jacket for a distraction and Carter takes over on Dreamer in the corner. Rhino plants Tommy with a spinebuster for two but Carter gets sent face first into the middle buckle, allowing for the hot tag to Bully. Ray beats up both villains on his own and everything breaks down again with Rhino taking over. Dreamer grabs Spud in but gets rolled up by Carter for the pin at 6:40.
The trio arrives.
Kurt Angle puts Austin Aries in a gauntlet match with the X-Division Title on the line and Aries gets to start.
James Storm slaps Sanada and dares him to fight, but says Sanada just does what Great Muta tells him. He calls Sanada a choke artist and leaves.
X-Division Title: Gauntlet Match
This is over the top elimination until there are two left and it becomes a singles match. There are eight men in this with 90 second intervals and it's champion Austin Aries vs. Eddie Edwards to start. Feeling out process to start until Aries takes him down by the leg and goes into the corner. That goes nowhere as Manik is in at #3. Aries is knocked to the floor through the ropes meaning he's still in as Manik speeds things up. He goes to the middle rope but Gets caught by Eddie, only to have Aries run in and dropkick Manik in the face.
Aries misses an elbow drop and it's Davey Richards in at #4. The Wolves of course team up with Davey taking Aries down with a backbreaker and Eddie adds a top rope knee to the chest. Aries and Manik are in trouble as DJZ is in at #5. Edwards nails DJZ, Aries elbows Edwards, Richards drops Aries and Manik dropkicks Edwards. A top rope hurricanrana from Manik takes DJZ out but Manik is eliminated as well as we take a break.
Back with Tigre Uno and Crazzy Steve added to the match and no one else having been eliminated. Sanada is in at #8 to complete the field and he cleans house to take over. Crazzy Steve starts spraying silly string and the blinded Tigre Uno is eliminated. Edwards dumps Steve but Sanada puts out both Wolves to give us a rematch from last week with Aries vs. Sanada in a regular singles match for the title.
Austin sends Sanada to the floor and hits a huge suicide dive to take him out. A slingshot hilo back inside sets up the Last Chancery but Sanada makes it to the ropes. Aries can't suplex him over the ropes and back inside and Sanada shoulders him in the ribs and hits a springboard chop to the head. Sanada's tiger suplex gets two but he misses the moonsault. Two discus forearms and the corner dropkick set up the brainbuster to retain Aries' title at 16:45.
Aries helps Sanada back to his feet.
Eric Young and Bobby Roode have formed an alliance and want to get their hands on MVP.
James Storm calls Sanada a loser and beats the tar out of him. Sanada is left laying and Storm calls Muta a fraud.
MVP/Kenny King vs. Eric Young/Bobby Roode
MVP can't walk and says he has half a leg but is going to wrestle under protest. Eric starts and takes King into the corner for some right hands to the jaw. It's quickly off to Roode who doesn't have such great luck as King takes over. King tags in MVP who immediately bails to the floor when Roode gets to his feet.
MVP gets in and tags out to King so the match can continue. Young is taken down and MVP comes in for some actual contact with an elbow drop and something resembling a flapjack. Back to King for a legdrop but Young avoids an elbow drop. A quick cross body allows for the tag off to Roode, who dares MVP to come in. Everything breaks down and MVP hits Roode with a crutch for the DQ at 6:25.
MVP and King destroy both guys with the crutches.
Brittany vs. Madison Rayne
No DQ and no countouts. They slug it out to start until Madison goes to the corner, only to get caught in an armbreaker over the ropes. Thankfully the referee doesn't count or ask her to break it up. The fight goes outside with Brittany backdropping Madison on the ramp and kicking her in the ribs.
Back in and Brittany rams Madison's head into the mat before getting two off a Russian legsweep. Madison is thrown back to the floor as the fans chant for Christy Hemme. Brittany tries a reverse DDT on the floor but gets suplexed instead. Back in and Madison hits a package DDT (think a fisherman's DDT but with Madison not going backwards at all) for the pin at 6:40.
Dixie Carter says Bully is all bark but she's all bite.
Austin Aries tells Angle that he created Option C for the respect he has for the X-Division Title. Next week he gets to turn in the title for a future shot.
TNA World Title: Bobby Lashley vs. Jeff Hardy
Lashley is defending. Hardy tries to hammer away to start but realizes he has to speed things up. He sends Lashley out to the floor and hits a big dive, only to have Lashley trip him up on the steps and send Jeff face first into the steel as we take a break. Back with Lashley in control and choking Jeff on the middle rope. He puts Hardy in a torture rack but some right hands get Jeff free.
A running forearm drops Lashley and a dropkick does the same as the fans chant for CM Punk. Hardy's headscissors out of the corner is caught in the powerslam but Jeff comes back with a Twisting Stunner and Twist of Fate. The Swanton get two and Jeff takes it back to the floor and rams Lashley's head into the steps. Hardy goes up for a Swanton to the floor but lands on the steps. Jeff is done and the spear retains Lashley's title at 12:45.
Kurt Angle says Lashley is the man but stops Dixie from going to the ring. She says let go of her so she can go talk to her people.
Angle comes in and yells at MVP before putting him in a falls count anywhere match with Roode next week.
Here are Dixie, Spud, Ethan and Rhino so Dixie can make fun of the New York fans. She goes on and on about how she humiliated Tommy Dreamer and how embarrassed she is for the people that cheer Bully Ray. She's going to keep putting Ray through table after table until he understands that this is her company. Cue Bully and Dreamer with a table and Dixie's cronies are quickly cleared out of the ring. The fans chant YES but Ethan hits Bully low for the save. Rhino and Spud get Dixie into the crowd but D-Von returns to help beat down Ethan. What's Up sets up a 3D through the table to end the show.
Results
Ethan Carter III/Rhino b. Bully Ray/Tommy Dreamer Rollup to Dreamer
Austin Aries won a gauntlet match Brainbuster to Sanada
Eric Young/Bobby Roode b. MVP/Kenny King via DQ when MVP used a crutch
Madison Rayne b. Brittany Package DDT
Bobby Lashley b. Jeff Hardy Spear