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Monday
Smackdown got a 2.02, their best number in months.
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 30, 2014
Location: XL Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
Things have changed after last night's Money in the Bank show but it was pretty much what people expected. John Cena won the World Title while Seth Rollins became Mr. Money in the Bank. I can't help but think Cena's reign is just until we get to Summerslam where Brock can destroy him and take the title. Battleground is in three weeks so let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the ladder matches last night.
Here's the Authority to get things going. Stephanie says she was born in Hartford before going into a discussion of Daniel Bryan's announcement last night. However, the Authority is about the future going forward, much like Seth Rollins who became Mr. Money in the Bank. HHH talks about John Cena winning the ladder match and proving that he's an A+ player.
Cena comes out to the usual reaction with the titles wrapped around his neck like an untied scarf. Stephanie gets cut off so John can say the Authority won't give Bryan a title shot but Cena would love to. That starts up a huge YES chant but Stephanie has a different question. She asks how many people here are gamers. The reason she asks is because Cena is going to be on the cover of the WWE 2K15 video game. The banner unfolds and Stephanie dances to Cena's music in a cute bit.
Cena says that's very nice but hang on a minute. The Authority are being way too nice to him because he saw them right after he won those titles. He shows us a shot of them looking crushed after the match ended but Stephanie says it was because of Randy Orton's injuries. Cena says that's because they have Orton in their pocket, just like Seth Rollins.
HHH tries to talk like a Dr. of Thuganomics (seriously) before saying all this can go away really fast if Cena doesn't do it with respect. Cena would rather do it the hard way if it means doing it by himself. HHH says he'd have it no other way, which is why Cena is defending the title in a fourway at Battleground.
After Stephanie explains the rules, HHH announces Kane, Orton and Roman Reigns. Just for fun, tonight let's have Cena/Reigns vs. Kane/Orton. Cena says he'll earn the titles again at Battleground and brings up Stephanie being thrown in the pool of whatever that was last week. Cena goes to leave but HHH says that if Cena survives the fourway, there's always a plan B. Rollins comes out next to Cena, briefcase in hand.
Seth Rollins vs. Rob Van Dam
Van Dam quickly sends Seth outside before a big kick to the head staggers Rollins again. Rob fires off some shoulders to the back before putting on an old school abdominal stretch. He switches it up to a freaky looking double leg lock but Rollins makes the ropes and heads outside as we go to a break. Back with Van Dam hammering away but getting tripped into a half crab.
Rob injured his leg last night so there's actually additional some psychology to this. Ropes are quickly grabbed and Van Dam comes back with clotheslines and a kick to the face, setting up Rolling Thunder for two. The split legged moonsault to Rollins' back gets two but he grabs a legdrag to take over again. Rollins loads up the buckle bomb but Rob counters into a hurricanrana into the corner. The Five Star is ready but Rollins rolls to the floor, only to get taken down by a big dive from the top. As they come back in, Rollins twists the knee again to set up the curb stomp for the pin at 11:45.
Post match Rollins says the briefcase proves him right over Ambrose because this is his golden ticket. Ambrose pops up on screen and says from one scumbag to another that this isn't over. Plan A failed miserable last night when Rollins' daddy had to send Uncle Kane out to save him. It might be more fun this way because Ambrose is going to be right there every time Rollins tries to cash in. That briefcase doesn't have a contract inside because it's full of TNT. Every time Rollins tries to case in, it's going to blow up in his face.
Here are Rusev and Lana with something to say. Lana wants the USA chants to stop and talks about how there is only one superpower. She asks who will be the next American to try to stop him and Rusev speaks some Russian. The answer is the one that should have been here months ago: Jack Swagger.
Colter goes on a great rant about how Boris and Natasha can say this in America because they're taking advantage of the Freedom of Speech. Lana said that nothing can stop the Rusev Crush but Colter thinks a Real American could do it. WE THE PEOPLE gets the loudest reaction of Swagger's career and the boys are ready to go but Lana stops him. A LET'S GO SWAGGER chant starts and Rusev tries to get in a cheap shot. Swagger comes back with some armdrags of all things and the Russians bail.
Sheamus/Usos vs. Wyatt Family
Jey and Rowan get things going and a clothesline sends Jey to the floor and use to a very quick break. Back with Rowan cranking on Jimmy's neck before Bray hits his running splash in the corner. Jimmy finally comes back with a Whisper in the Wind to Harper, allowing for the hot tag to Sheamus. Rowan gets sent to the apron for the ten forearms to the chest until Harper makes a save. Sheamus dives off the top to take the Family down before powerslamming Erick in the ring.
Wyatt offers a distraction though and Rowan sends Sheamus to the floor. Harper kicks Sheamus' head off and the Wyatts take over. Rowan gets two off a splash and puts on the double fist head squeeze. It's back to Bray who runs into a boot but knocks Sheamus out to the floor. A JBL chant starts up because the fans are bored I guess. Back in and Harper superkicks Sheamus down for two as the announcers ignore the crowd for a change.
Sheamus finally grabs the Irish Curse on Harper and makes the tag off to Jey as house is cleaned. A big dive takes Harper out and a pair of kicks to the face get two. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Rowan down and Jey hits a dive to take him out. Bray plants Sheamus with a release Rock Bottom and avoids a superkick from Jimmy, allowing Harper to hit the discus lariat for the pin at 13:07.
Stephanie interrupts Nikki Bella in the back and puts the Bellas in a tag match against the Funkadactyls. Since Brie is gone though, it just has to be a handicap match.
Here's Bo Dallas who asks for sixty seconds of silence for Bad News Barrett and Daniel Bryan who can't compete at the moment. He actually kneels for about sixty seconds before showing us a clip of him interacting with Bryan on last night's pre-show. We go into the next match with Bo still on the stage.
Nikki Bella vs. Funkadactyls
Cameron gets things going as the announcers try to get bomb.com over as a catchphrase. Nikki fights off Cameron to start because even Nikki is better than she is. Naomi comes in with a huge high cross body and the reverse DDT for the pin at 1:35.
The Funkadactyls are about to fight post match.
We look at Barrett's shoulder being injured, which will put him out for several months. The Intercontinental Title is now vacant and will be decided in a battle royal at Battleground. This brings out Paul Heyman for his usual talking points and to introduce Cesaro as the first entrant in the battle royal.
Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston
Cesaro now has a black robe. Kofi is in the battle royal as well and comes out with a bad limp. Cesaro slams Kingston down with ease but gets sent to the floor for a BIG flip dive. Back in and a springboard gets caught in a Cesaro backbreaker. We hit the chinlock on Kofi before Cesaro hammers away, only to get rolled up for two as we take a break. Back....and the match ended during the break? Apparently that's the case so we'll say it ended at about 7:30.
Cesaro DESTROYS Kofi with a hard throw into the crowd, Swiss Death, a throw over the table that wipes Cole out, and about 15 postings in a row. A replay shows that Kofi won with a rollup out of an electric chair.
Santino is having a party but no one showed up. Adam Rose and his Party shows up with a case of Twisted Tea, which I guess is a sponsor.
Damien Sandow comes out as Vince McMahon and does one heck of an impression. He hits all of the catchphrases and has the voice down perfectly. Sandow is in the Intercontinental Title battle royal but Stephanie interrupts and freaks out on Damien. He gets to face a giant also in the battle royal right now.
Great Khali vs. Damien Sandow
Chop, pin, four seconds.
It's time for the return of a former WWE Champion and it's....the Miz. He brags about being in Marine 4 and says he's back to prove everyone wrong. People have called him a fluke but he's here to show them that he isn't a fluke. Miz isn't leaving until he main events Wrestlemania again and people are begging him not to go. He's finally cut off by the returning Chris Jericho in the real surprise. Miz rants about being the Marine and a huge star but gets taken down by a Codebreaker. Jericho says that felt great but we've got Wyatts. A triple team beatdown sets up Sister Abigail to leave Jericho laying.
Fandango vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler tries to start fast but gets sent into the corner and dropped face first onto the mat for two. Fandango gets a kiss from Layla but Dolph hammers away with right hands. Summer, looking great in a pink dress, comes to the ring and kisses Ziggler who does the same right back. Fandango isn't sure what to do so it's the Zig Zag for the pin at 2:36.
Ryback/Curtis Axel vs. Stardust/Goldust
Goldust hammers on Axel to start but Ryback gets in a cheap shot from the apron to take over. We hit the chinlock on Goldust for a bit before he counters the Meat Hook with a spinebuster. The hot tag brings in Stardust who cleans with clotheslines all around plus a springboard dropkick. A downward spiral is enough for the pin on Axel at 3:00.
Here's Paige with something to say. People have been telling her that she needs to go back down to NXT because she isn't ready to be a champion but she has proven everyone wrong. This brings out the returning AJ Lee who says she wants to prove that she can get the title back. She congratulates Paige on being champion but Paige won't shake her hand due to it being exactly what Paige did in her debut. The Title is on the line right now.
Divas Title: AJ Lee vs. Paige
Paige takes her into the corner to start and poses a bit. She shouts that this is her house now but gets small packaged out of nowhere to give AJ the title back at 1:00.
John Cena/Roman Reigns vs. Kane/Randy Orton
Cena and Orton get things going and the fans are already on John. Feeling out process to start with Cena getting the better of it. Reigns comes in and Orton bails to the corner for the power showdown. Kane is sent to the floor and we take our last break. Back with Reigns in trouble and Orton cranking on a chinlock. Kane gets in a few shots but Reigns nails a clothesline to start a comeback.
It only lasts a few seconds though as Orton sends him to the floor for a clothesline from Kane. Back in and Kane puts on a chinlock but Reigns powers up. They slug it out and a Samoan drop is enough to put Kane down, allowing Reigns to make the hot tag. House is cleaned and Kane takes the ProtoBomb but Orton nails Cena with an RKO. Reigns Superman Punches Kane down though, leaving Orton and Reigns to fight up the ramp. Kane sends Cena to the floor and nails him with the steps for the DQ at 11:57.
Post match Kane tombstones Cena and knocks him out, drawing out Rollins for a cash in. HHH says ring the bell but Ambrose hits the ring to attack Rollins before the bell. Ambrose chases Rollins into the crowd and HHH is livid. Kane gets a chair to go after Cena but Reigns comes back and spears him down. Roman and HHH stare each other down and the fans are into it to end the show.
Results
Seth Rollins b. Rob Van Dam – Curb stomp
Wyatt Family b. Usos/Sheamus – Discus lariat to Jimmy Uso
Funkadactyls b. Nikki Bella – Reverse DDT
Kofi Kingston b. Cesaro – Rollup
Great Khali b. Damien Sandow – Chop
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango – Zig Zag
Stardust/Goldust b. Ryback/Curtis Axel – Downward spiral to Axel
John Cena/Roman Reigns b. Kane/Randy Orton via DQ when Kane used the steps
Tuesday
Emma was arrested for stealing an iPod case from a Wal-Mart before Raw last night.
Wednesday
Emma was released, only to be reinstated a few hours later.
Thursday
NXT
Date: July 3, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Tom Phillips, Byron Saxton
Last week's show saw some new names rise up on the NXT roster with the Vaudevillians providing as much entertaining as you could ask for from a single act. Other than that we're getting ready for some new stories to get going this week, which usually makes for a good show. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Colin Cassady vs. Sylvester LeFort
Big Cass says that Pepe Le Pew is about to get dissed. First he's going to get disfigured, then he's going to get dismissed. LeFort continues to look better than half of the roster and can talk better than most of them as well. Big Cass starts in a hurry and it's the East River Crossing and the Empire Elbow for the in at 55 seconds.
Adrian Neville says it was an honor to beat Rob Van Dam. Tyler Breeze comes in and says he's impressed that Neville could focus that well with Breeze just twenty feet away. It must be killing Neville not knowing when Tyler is cashing in his title shot. “Just like your uggo face is killing me.” Neville offers to give Breeze a title shot tonight but Breeze claims a finger injury during a hand modeling session.
Video on Bull Dempsey, the last of a dying breed and the last real man in professional wrestling.
Charlotte/Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch/Bayley
Bayley says Becky is her BFF: Bayley Friend Forever. Sasha and Bayley get things going with Bayley taking her down by the arm. Off to Becky, drawing a great Irish accent from Regal. Charlotte comes in and gets caught in an armbar before Bayley comes in to work over the arm as well. A double suplex drops Charlotte and a double clothesline does the same to Sasha as we take a break.
Back with Bayley getting sent into the apron before Charlotte works her over in the ring. The BFFs double team Bayley in the corner and Charlotte gets two off a knee drop. Sasha works on a chinlock before it's back to the champ for a choke in the corner. Bayley finally kicks Sasha into Charlotte and Becky gets the hot tag. A series of legdrops get two on Sasha and everything breaks down. Bayley is sent to the floor and Charlotte comes in legally for Bow Down to the Queen on Becky for the pin at 9:06.
Bayley shoves Sasha to the floor to prevent an attack on Becky.
Justin Gabriel is ready for Sami Zayn tonight when Tyson Kidd comes in. Tyson tries to get him to turn to the dark side but Gabriel says Tyson is wrong, and he'll prove it tonight.
Sasha yells at Charlotte for not having her back after the match. Charlotte says the team is done because she's the champion. Sasha implies that she's coming for the belt.
CJ Parker vs. Steve Cutler
Parker's sign now has the word Woods crossed out. He runs over Cutler to start and says that Steve is ruining the world, just like all of them. Parker hammers away and hits a side kick for the pin at 1:30.
Parker rants about Xavier Woods being so educated but doing nothing on the main roster. If he had Woods' chances, he'd win titles and change the world along the way.
We get a sitdown interview with Tyson Kidd who says he wasn't in a mood to do the fallout show at Takeover and left before he said something stupid. He didn't know Natayla was there and didn't blow her off on purpose. Interviewer Renee Young asks what was up with freaking out on Natayla for telling the referee that Neville had his foot on the ropes. He went nuts during the match and is glad Natalya calmed him down. Tyson goes on in a calm manner about not wanting to win the titles that way but walks off when Renee asks about possible marital problems.
Summer Rae vs. Bayley next week for the #1 contendership.
Sami Zayn vs. Justin Gabriel
Tyson Kidd is at ringside, drawing a Nattie's Husband chant. They trade wristlocks to start as Regal thinks Kidd and Natayla are having issues. Justin wrenches on the arm to escape a chinlock. Sami cranks on one of his own but Justin makes it to the ropes. They're still in first gear here. Gabriel runs him over with a clothesline for the first hard move of the match. He hammers away at Sami's head and we take a break.
Back with Gabriel getting two off a kick to the head and putting on a double arm crank. Gabriel gets another two and seems to be getting frustrated. He hammers at Sami's head but Zayn fights back with dropkicks and a Blue Thunder Bomb for two. The Helluva Kick misses though and Justin hits a middle rope kick to the chest for two. Sami blocks a German suplex but gets caught in an over the shoulder backbreaker for two. A huge moonsault gets two and Justin can't believe this. He loads up the 450 but Sami rolls out of the way. A downward spiral into a Koji Clutch makes Justin tap at 13:00.
Tyson jumps Sami post match and Justin turns heel and joins in. Adrian Neville comes in for the save and I'm sure we've got a tag match coming up.
Results
Colin Cassady b. Sylvester LeFort – Empire Elbow
Charlotte/Sasha Banks b. Bayley/Becky Lynch – Bow Down to the Queen to Lynch
CJ Parker b. Steve Cutler – Side kick
Sami Zayn b. Justin Gabriel – Koji Clutch
Impact Wrestling
Date: July 3, 2014
Location: Bethlehem Events Center, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
As usual, things are changing in TNA. After last week, Kurt Angle is the new TNA boss, which means it's Angle vs. Dixie now which is far better than Dixie vs. MVP. That being said, MVP still has power due to owning part of the company but he doesn't have onscreen authority. In other words, things are overcomplicated and another version of the exact same idea TNA has been trying for years. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Angle becoming the new boss last week.
Here's Angle to open things up. He welcomes us to the Red White and Blue Throwdown, but first of all he has a special announcement. Kurt invites Earl Hebner out here and reinstates him to right one of MVP's wrongs. Angle reads the card off a piece of paper before Samoa Joe cuts him off.
Joe says that Angle is here to save us with his honor but Joe doesn't buy it. When is Angle going to give himself a title match? Joe thinks it's when the knee is healed. Angle claims that Joe has been lazy lately but Joe goes on a rant about paying his dues while Angle was in learjets and limousines. If Angle hasn't heard, Joe is pro wrestling and Angle should be careful what he wishes for.
Kenny King beats up Bobby Roode in the back.
After a break, Angle checks on Roode. Bobby isn't mad at Angle because he wouldn't be here without Kurt. Roode wants a match with MVP after this. Angle says come with him.
Tag Team Titles: Menagerie vs. Wolves vs. BroMans
The Wolves are defending and the Menagerie is the Freak and Knux. It's a brawl to start with the Menagerie cleaning house. They LAUNCH DJZ over the top onto everyone else at ringside. Back in and the Freak suplexes both Wolves at the same time but Jesse tags himself in to work on Eddie. Jesse works on the arm before bringing in DJZ for a Hart Attack. DJZ is no Robbie though as it only gets two, allowing Eddie to hurricanrana both of them down at the same time. A hot tag brings in Davey who sends the Menagerie into each other. Davey throws Jesse into the kick from Eddie for the pin to retain at 4:18.
Roode yells at MVP but MVP can't fight due to the knee injury. Kenny King is there and gets yelled at as well, but Angle says it's in the ring in a street fight.
Bobby Roode vs. Kenny King
MVP tries to come out but Angle ejects him. Roode, sporting a bad shoulder from the earlier attack, jumps King in the aisle before the bell. They fight into the stands and then backstage with Roode being sent into a wall and covered in garbage. King is thrown off a low balcony before coming back as they head down to ringside. Roode backdrops King over the barricade and into ringside. King nails him with a chair and throws him inside for a cover as the bell rings. A snap suplex gets two more and King hammers away, but Roode comes back with the Roode Bomb onto the chair for the pin at 1:58.
Ethan Carter III says there is no way Bully Ray will put him or his aunt through a table.
Roode says Angle gave him exactly what he needed, but MVP and Lashley are next.
Austin Aries is with Angle and asks him for a rematch for the X Division Title. Angle grants the request even though he knows it's for Option C at Destination X. Kurt wants to face Aries at some point and Austin likes the idea.
Brittany, clad in red white and blue, calls out Madison to settle all this. Madison says she'll fight if need be but Brittany wants to apologize instead. She's sorry this got so out of hand and that she just respects Madison. Rayne says she's glad Brittany learned something and knows how hard it can be to navigate the locker room as the new girl. They shake hands and Brittany says never meet your heroes because they'll always disappoint you. She lays Madison out and sends her into the post before hitting a reverse DDT on the floor.
Bully Ray yells about Ethan Carter needing a bunch of help to win the Texas Death match. Tonight, Ethan goes through a table.
MVP says Eric Young's heart won't help him against Lashley.
Bully Ray vs. Ethan Carter III
Tables match. Ray hammers away to start and takes it to the floor where he rams Ethan into various objects. Back in and Bully does the Flip Flop and Fly before calling for a table. He takes his sweet time though, allowing Ethan to nail him with a clothesline. Carter hammers away and gets in some shots with Ray's chain. He drives in right hands in the corner but Ray grabs him for a powerbomb. Spud comes in for a low blow and some double teaming, but Rhyno returns and Gores....Bully, allowing Ethan to chokeslam Ray through the table for the win at 7:08.
Eric Young tells Roode he doesn't care about what the paper says. He's ready for Lashley.
We recap the Samuel Shaw story. He's been released to Gunner's supervision. Shaw is back at the arena and sounds nervous but sane. They run into Anderson and Ken isn't pleased. Gunner says give him another chance and goes into his story about his friend with PTSD, because TNA thinks post traumatic stress disorder and being an insane stalker are the same thing. Anderson says if Shaw has changed, he can talk to someone else. They go find Christy and Shaw apologizes. Christy and Anderson don't seem convinced, even though Shaw sounded both sincere and sane.
Velvet is all over referee Stiffler who will be refereeing Angelina's match tonight. Sex is implied if he calls things her way.
Angle tells Stiffler that he isn't refereeing because it makes TNA look bad.
Knux tells the Menagerie that this is wrestling and not the carnival. Someone wants their money. Knux and Rebel look worried.
Knockouts Title: Angelina Love vs. Gail Kim
Love is defending but Brian Hebner is refereeing. They quickly head outside where Angelina distracts the referee so Sky can post Gail. A hard clothesline gives the champion a near fall and Kim is tied up in the Tree of Woe. Velvet snaps Gail's throat across the top rope, earning her an ejection. Gail comes back with elbows and shoulders followed by a missile dropkick for two. Kim goes up but gets caught with a Botox Injection to knock her out to the floor. Love breaks up the count because she wants a pin but Kim is up at two. Eat Defeat out of nowhere gives Gail the title back at 6:02.
Angle makes a 20 man battle royal for the #1 contendership to the World Title for next week.
TNA World Title: Bobby Lashley vs. Eric Young
Lashley is defending. MVP is at ringside so Roode comes out to even the odds. MVP gets caught interfering almost right at the bell so he and Roode are both ejected. Lashley runs Young over and absorbs some right hands before knocking Eric to the floor. Young is holding his ankle and the champion goes after the injury like a smart villain should. Back in and we get a half crab followed by a DDT on the ankle. Eric comes back with a dropkick and, after fighting Lashley off, drops the top rope elbow for two. The leg goes out on a piledriver attempt and there's the Dominator powerslam. A spear retains Lashley's title at 7:00.
Results
Wolves b. Menagerie and BroMans – Kick to the chest to Jesse
Bobby Roode b. Kenny King – Roode Bomb
Ethan Carter III b. Bully Ray – Chokeslam through the table
Gail Kim b. Angelina Love – Eat Defeat
Bobby Lashley b. Eric Young – Spear
Friday
Smackdown
Date: July 4, 2014
Location: Prudential Center, Newark, New Jersey
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's a holiday show this week which means tonight could be anywhere on a wide scale. We're coming off Money in the Bank and the main story seems to be Dean Ambrose promising to ruin Seth Rollins trying to cash in his Money in the Bank contract. This sets up an even better story between the two which could go on for months and get better every week. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
We open with a recap of the Authority vs. Cena starting on Raw. Why Cena is shocked at being on the cover of a video game that he must have posed for isn't made clear. The video also shows the main event and its aftermath with the failed cash-in attempt and Reigns staring HHH down to close the show.
Here's Rollins to get things going. He talks about Cena getting lucky on Monday, but luck can't last forever. Eventually everyone's survival rate drops to zero, so at some point he's going to be the new WWE Champion. This brings out Ambrose to call Seth delusional. There's no way he's getting his hands on those titles because Ambrose is going to be there to stop every plan that Rollins and his sugar daddy cook up.
We look at Ambrose breaking up the cash in on Raw (again) and Ambrose says that the briefcase will be Rollins' curse for the next year. Rollins knows Ambrose can't keep it up for a year and he can't stop Rollins from winning the title. Dean says he'll start right now and the fight is on but Orton comes in for the save. Reigns runs in to clean house and the heels flee. HHH pops up and makes Ambrose vs. Orton. If Reigns interferes, he's out of the title match at Battleground.
Cole and JBL plug Saturday Night's Main Event coming to the Network.
US Title: Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio
Sheamus is defending. They trade kicks to the ribs to start until Del Rio snapmares Sheamus down and kicks him in the back. Sheamus comes right back with the rolling fireman's carry and some right hands. The announcers chuckle over Sheamus stealing Del Rio's car a few years ago. There's nothing funny about a feud that boring. Del Rio sends him to the floor but gets whipped into the barricade, only to be sent hard into the steps. A Backstabber on the apron puts Sheamus on the floor and sends us to a break.
Back with Sheamus hitting a running cross body to put both guys down on the floor. They get back inside for an Irish Curse as the announcers talk about Howard Finkel being born in this town. Del Rio counters the powerslam into a DDT. He goes up top but Sheamus is up there with him, setting up the ten forearms on the top rope in a nice twist on the move. They don't have the same impact but Sheamus was probably afraid of falling and breaking his leg.
The Brogue Kick misses and Del Rio hooks the armbreaker but Sheamus is next to the ropes. The Cloverleaf gets the same result and there's the armbreaker again. Sheamus powers up to his feet and slams Del Rio into the corner. Del Rio's low superkick gets two but he misses a moonsault, allowing Sheamus to Brogue Kick him for the pin at 8:20 shown of 11:50.
Stardust talks about children and asks what's in a name. Goldust comes in and says he doesn't know but it must be pretty important. Whatever it is, itt's written in the stars (a million miles away?). Stardust leaves but comes back in to breathe deeply.
Roman Reigns says HHH is protecting his baby boy, but Reigns knows Ambrose doesn't need his help tonight. He's winning the title at Battleground.
We see the same video from Raw of the Money in the Bank pre-show with Bryan's speech and Bo Dallas' cameo.
Bo Dallas vs. Diego
Before the match, Bo says that we all know Daniel is still a special little fellow. He's entering the battle royal at Battleground and winning the title for little Daniel. Bo does OLE before the match and gets dropkicked in the face. He stomps Diego down in the corner and drops a knee. The Bodog gets the pin at 1:43.
Post match Bo tells Torito to Bolieve and gets gored. Torito dances at him so Bo slams him.
We look back at Miz and Jericho returning on Raw, including Jericho laying Miz out before getting beaten up by the Wyatts. Miz as the Hollywood star works well enough as a character.
Here's Jericho with something to say. It's been a year since he's been on Smackdown and it's a great feeling to be back in front of all these Jericholics. Coming back last Monday felt good too, but then along came a spider. A big, dark, venomous spider with his family. The Wyatts are one of the things that have changed since he's been gone.
He thanks the Wyatts for remind him that the WWE isn't just all about surprises and music and light up jackets. The WWE is about survival and he can be dangerous just like the Wyatts. He doesn't look like anyone else, he doesn't act like anyone else and he doesn't think like anyone else. The Wyatts can sit in a chair and sing a song but if you want to get crazy, he can go right there with them.
The Wyatts pop up on screen and Bray says the world doesn't have a voice of its own. It can't tell you what it wants and needs, but it's begging for something to point it in the right direction. A savior perhaps. Bray introduces himself to Chris but says he has a thousand faces and a million names. He is the color red in a world of black and white. Save us Chris? Save yourself.
Jericho tells Bray to come out here but gets cut off by a movie trailer. It's Miz's new entrance video and only lasts a few seconds before going into his usual entrance. Nice touch. Miz comes out in sunglasses and asks Jericho how it feels to be interrupted. The fans were deprived of something special on Monday when Jericho broke the Golden Rule. He tried to hurt Miz's face, the moneymaker. If that ever happened it would cost.....something we'll find out later as Jericho lays him out with another Codebreaker. Jericho puts the sunglasses on because that's the kind of guy he is.
Big E. vs. Cesaro
Both of these guys are in the battle royal for the Intercontinental Title. Big E., in the preacher voice, says he's standing up for his friend Kofi Kingston tonight. Before the match we see a clip of Cesaro destroying Kofi on Raw. Cesaro jumps Big E. before the bell and takes him out to the floor for a brawl. Big E. sends him into the barricade but gets nailed with a chair. Cesaro throws him over the announcers' table but Big E. comes back with a belly to bell. The straps come down but Heyman gets Cesaro out of there. The bell never rang.
Eva Marie vs. AJ Lee
Non-title and Paige is sitting with JBL and Cole but isn't on commentary. Eva kicks her in the ribs to start and rams AJ into the buckle. AJ counters a side slam into the Black Widow for the submission at 1:20. Eva was basically standing still for most of the match while AJ ran into her.
Paige applauds AJ on her win.
Damien Sandow is Bruce Springsteen this week and the fans are into it. Lana and Rusev cut him off before he can get anywhere or cause a copyright lawsuit. Sandow is quickly dispatched and the fans chant USA. Lana's response: shut up. Lana goes into a rant about how stupid the Fourth of July is because it's about stupid songs and making people fatter.
Colter and Rusev cut them off and rips on them for being illegal immigrants. Russians didn't invent cars or put people on the moon, but they did invent vodka. Lana tells him to shut up. Colter's response: why don't YOU shut up? Colter wants the fight right now but stops for WE THE PEOPLE. Rusev backs down and leaves. Swagger is going to get broken in half by the Accolade but it's a cool ride to get there.
Jericho vs. Miz on Monday.
Randy Orton vs. Dean Ambrose
Rollins is on commentary and Reigns isn't allowed to be at ringside. Dean, with a heavily bandaged shoulder, hammers away in the corner to start so Orton bails to the floor. Back in and Dean stays on him with headbutts but Orton nails a nice dropkick for two. Ambrose gets sent into the middle buckle and Randy cranks on the bad shoulder. Orton kicks him into the ropes and is the first person smart enough to follow him over when Ambrose starts bouncing off the ropes. Another kick sends Dean outside and we take a break.
Back with Orton sidestepping a missile dropkick for two. He stays on the bad shoulder and sends it into the post. They head outside where the shoulder gets posted again and a belly to back suplex drops Ambrose onto the barricade. Back in and it's time to crank on the arm even more. Cole brings up the free replays on the Network while asking Rollins if he needs to study Ambrose.
Dean reverses a whip and sends Orton shoulder first into the post. He drives his own shoulder into the mat to try and pop it back into place. Dean hammers away and drops him with a running forearm. A middle rope elbow to the jaw puts Orton down again and a clothesline puts him on the floor.
The suicide dive connects and both guys are down outside. Ambrose throws Randy back inside and of course goes after Rollins. He sends him into the barricade before running in to roll Randy up for two. Dirty Deeds is countered and Orton nails the powerslam but Dean backdrops out of the Elevated DDT. Another suicide dive is countered by a Rollins briefcase shot to the bad shoulder though and that's a DQ at 9:27 shown of 12:57.
Orton lays Ambrose out with an RKO and rips the bandages off the shoulder. Rollins goes up top but Reigns runs down to shove him off and nail Orton with a Superman Punch.
Results
Sheamus b. Alberto Del Rio – Brogue Kick
Bo Dallas b. Diego – Bodog
AJ Lee b. Eva Marie – Black Widow
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Santino Marella has announced the end of his in ring career due to a neck injury. He plans to stay with WWE in some capacity.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Seth Rollins b. Rob Van Dam – Curb stomp
Wyatt Family b. Usos/Sheamus – Discus lariat to Jimmy Uso
Funkadactyls b. Nikki Bella – Reverse DDT
Kofi Kingston b. Cesaro – Rollup
Great Khali b. Damien Sandow – Chop
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango – Zig Zag
Stardust/Goldust b. Ryback/Curtis Axel – Downward spiral to Axel
John Cena/Roman Reigns b. Kane/Randy Orton via DQ when Kane used the steps
NXT
Colin Cassady b. Sylvester LeFort – Empire Elbow
Charlotte/Sasha Banks b. Bayley/Becky Lynch – Bow Down to the Queen to Lynch
CJ Parker b. Steve Cutler – Side kick
Sami Zayn b. Justin Gabriel – Koji Clutch
Impact Wrestling
Wolves b. Menagerie and BroMans – Kick to the chest to Jesse
Bobby Roode b. Kenny King – Roode Bomb
Ethan Carter III b. Bully Ray – Chokeslam through the table
Gail Kim b. Angelina Love – Eat Defeat
Bobby Lashley b. Eric Young – Spear
Smackdown
Sheamus b. Alberto Del Rio – Brogue Kick
Bo Dallas b. Diego – Bodog
AJ Lee b. Eva Marie – Black Widow
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered
Smackdown got a 2.02, their best number in months.
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 30, 2014
Location: XL Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
Things have changed after last night's Money in the Bank show but it was pretty much what people expected. John Cena won the World Title while Seth Rollins became Mr. Money in the Bank. I can't help but think Cena's reign is just until we get to Summerslam where Brock can destroy him and take the title. Battleground is in three weeks so let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the ladder matches last night.
Here's the Authority to get things going. Stephanie says she was born in Hartford before going into a discussion of Daniel Bryan's announcement last night. However, the Authority is about the future going forward, much like Seth Rollins who became Mr. Money in the Bank. HHH talks about John Cena winning the ladder match and proving that he's an A+ player.
Cena comes out to the usual reaction with the titles wrapped around his neck like an untied scarf. Stephanie gets cut off so John can say the Authority won't give Bryan a title shot but Cena would love to. That starts up a huge YES chant but Stephanie has a different question. She asks how many people here are gamers. The reason she asks is because Cena is going to be on the cover of the WWE 2K15 video game. The banner unfolds and Stephanie dances to Cena's music in a cute bit.
Cena says that's very nice but hang on a minute. The Authority are being way too nice to him because he saw them right after he won those titles. He shows us a shot of them looking crushed after the match ended but Stephanie says it was because of Randy Orton's injuries. Cena says that's because they have Orton in their pocket, just like Seth Rollins.
HHH tries to talk like a Dr. of Thuganomics (seriously) before saying all this can go away really fast if Cena doesn't do it with respect. Cena would rather do it the hard way if it means doing it by himself. HHH says he'd have it no other way, which is why Cena is defending the title in a fourway at Battleground.
After Stephanie explains the rules, HHH announces Kane, Orton and Roman Reigns. Just for fun, tonight let's have Cena/Reigns vs. Kane/Orton. Cena says he'll earn the titles again at Battleground and brings up Stephanie being thrown in the pool of whatever that was last week. Cena goes to leave but HHH says that if Cena survives the fourway, there's always a plan B. Rollins comes out next to Cena, briefcase in hand.
Seth Rollins vs. Rob Van Dam
Van Dam quickly sends Seth outside before a big kick to the head staggers Rollins again. Rob fires off some shoulders to the back before putting on an old school abdominal stretch. He switches it up to a freaky looking double leg lock but Rollins makes the ropes and heads outside as we go to a break. Back with Van Dam hammering away but getting tripped into a half crab.
Rob injured his leg last night so there's actually additional some psychology to this. Ropes are quickly grabbed and Van Dam comes back with clotheslines and a kick to the face, setting up Rolling Thunder for two. The split legged moonsault to Rollins' back gets two but he grabs a legdrag to take over again. Rollins loads up the buckle bomb but Rob counters into a hurricanrana into the corner. The Five Star is ready but Rollins rolls to the floor, only to get taken down by a big dive from the top. As they come back in, Rollins twists the knee again to set up the curb stomp for the pin at 11:45.
Post match Rollins says the briefcase proves him right over Ambrose because this is his golden ticket. Ambrose pops up on screen and says from one scumbag to another that this isn't over. Plan A failed miserable last night when Rollins' daddy had to send Uncle Kane out to save him. It might be more fun this way because Ambrose is going to be right there every time Rollins tries to cash in. That briefcase doesn't have a contract inside because it's full of TNT. Every time Rollins tries to case in, it's going to blow up in his face.
Here are Rusev and Lana with something to say. Lana wants the USA chants to stop and talks about how there is only one superpower. She asks who will be the next American to try to stop him and Rusev speaks some Russian. The answer is the one that should have been here months ago: Jack Swagger.
Colter goes on a great rant about how Boris and Natasha can say this in America because they're taking advantage of the Freedom of Speech. Lana said that nothing can stop the Rusev Crush but Colter thinks a Real American could do it. WE THE PEOPLE gets the loudest reaction of Swagger's career and the boys are ready to go but Lana stops him. A LET'S GO SWAGGER chant starts and Rusev tries to get in a cheap shot. Swagger comes back with some armdrags of all things and the Russians bail.
Sheamus/Usos vs. Wyatt Family
Jey and Rowan get things going and a clothesline sends Jey to the floor and use to a very quick break. Back with Rowan cranking on Jimmy's neck before Bray hits his running splash in the corner. Jimmy finally comes back with a Whisper in the Wind to Harper, allowing for the hot tag to Sheamus. Rowan gets sent to the apron for the ten forearms to the chest until Harper makes a save. Sheamus dives off the top to take the Family down before powerslamming Erick in the ring.
Wyatt offers a distraction though and Rowan sends Sheamus to the floor. Harper kicks Sheamus' head off and the Wyatts take over. Rowan gets two off a splash and puts on the double fist head squeeze. It's back to Bray who runs into a boot but knocks Sheamus out to the floor. A JBL chant starts up because the fans are bored I guess. Back in and Harper superkicks Sheamus down for two as the announcers ignore the crowd for a change.
Sheamus finally grabs the Irish Curse on Harper and makes the tag off to Jey as house is cleaned. A big dive takes Harper out and a pair of kicks to the face get two. Sheamus Brogue Kicks Rowan down and Jey hits a dive to take him out. Bray plants Sheamus with a release Rock Bottom and avoids a superkick from Jimmy, allowing Harper to hit the discus lariat for the pin at 13:07.
Stephanie interrupts Nikki Bella in the back and puts the Bellas in a tag match against the Funkadactyls. Since Brie is gone though, it just has to be a handicap match.
Here's Bo Dallas who asks for sixty seconds of silence for Bad News Barrett and Daniel Bryan who can't compete at the moment. He actually kneels for about sixty seconds before showing us a clip of him interacting with Bryan on last night's pre-show. We go into the next match with Bo still on the stage.
Nikki Bella vs. Funkadactyls
Cameron gets things going as the announcers try to get bomb.com over as a catchphrase. Nikki fights off Cameron to start because even Nikki is better than she is. Naomi comes in with a huge high cross body and the reverse DDT for the pin at 1:35.
The Funkadactyls are about to fight post match.
We look at Barrett's shoulder being injured, which will put him out for several months. The Intercontinental Title is now vacant and will be decided in a battle royal at Battleground. This brings out Paul Heyman for his usual talking points and to introduce Cesaro as the first entrant in the battle royal.
Cesaro vs. Kofi Kingston
Cesaro now has a black robe. Kofi is in the battle royal as well and comes out with a bad limp. Cesaro slams Kingston down with ease but gets sent to the floor for a BIG flip dive. Back in and a springboard gets caught in a Cesaro backbreaker. We hit the chinlock on Kofi before Cesaro hammers away, only to get rolled up for two as we take a break. Back....and the match ended during the break? Apparently that's the case so we'll say it ended at about 7:30.
Cesaro DESTROYS Kofi with a hard throw into the crowd, Swiss Death, a throw over the table that wipes Cole out, and about 15 postings in a row. A replay shows that Kofi won with a rollup out of an electric chair.
Santino is having a party but no one showed up. Adam Rose and his Party shows up with a case of Twisted Tea, which I guess is a sponsor.
Damien Sandow comes out as Vince McMahon and does one heck of an impression. He hits all of the catchphrases and has the voice down perfectly. Sandow is in the Intercontinental Title battle royal but Stephanie interrupts and freaks out on Damien. He gets to face a giant also in the battle royal right now.
Great Khali vs. Damien Sandow
Chop, pin, four seconds.
It's time for the return of a former WWE Champion and it's....the Miz. He brags about being in Marine 4 and says he's back to prove everyone wrong. People have called him a fluke but he's here to show them that he isn't a fluke. Miz isn't leaving until he main events Wrestlemania again and people are begging him not to go. He's finally cut off by the returning Chris Jericho in the real surprise. Miz rants about being the Marine and a huge star but gets taken down by a Codebreaker. Jericho says that felt great but we've got Wyatts. A triple team beatdown sets up Sister Abigail to leave Jericho laying.
Fandango vs. Dolph Ziggler
Ziggler tries to start fast but gets sent into the corner and dropped face first onto the mat for two. Fandango gets a kiss from Layla but Dolph hammers away with right hands. Summer, looking great in a pink dress, comes to the ring and kisses Ziggler who does the same right back. Fandango isn't sure what to do so it's the Zig Zag for the pin at 2:36.
Ryback/Curtis Axel vs. Stardust/Goldust
Goldust hammers on Axel to start but Ryback gets in a cheap shot from the apron to take over. We hit the chinlock on Goldust for a bit before he counters the Meat Hook with a spinebuster. The hot tag brings in Stardust who cleans with clotheslines all around plus a springboard dropkick. A downward spiral is enough for the pin on Axel at 3:00.
Here's Paige with something to say. People have been telling her that she needs to go back down to NXT because she isn't ready to be a champion but she has proven everyone wrong. This brings out the returning AJ Lee who says she wants to prove that she can get the title back. She congratulates Paige on being champion but Paige won't shake her hand due to it being exactly what Paige did in her debut. The Title is on the line right now.
Divas Title: AJ Lee vs. Paige
Paige takes her into the corner to start and poses a bit. She shouts that this is her house now but gets small packaged out of nowhere to give AJ the title back at 1:00.
John Cena/Roman Reigns vs. Kane/Randy Orton
Cena and Orton get things going and the fans are already on John. Feeling out process to start with Cena getting the better of it. Reigns comes in and Orton bails to the corner for the power showdown. Kane is sent to the floor and we take our last break. Back with Reigns in trouble and Orton cranking on a chinlock. Kane gets in a few shots but Reigns nails a clothesline to start a comeback.
It only lasts a few seconds though as Orton sends him to the floor for a clothesline from Kane. Back in and Kane puts on a chinlock but Reigns powers up. They slug it out and a Samoan drop is enough to put Kane down, allowing Reigns to make the hot tag. House is cleaned and Kane takes the ProtoBomb but Orton nails Cena with an RKO. Reigns Superman Punches Kane down though, leaving Orton and Reigns to fight up the ramp. Kane sends Cena to the floor and nails him with the steps for the DQ at 11:57.
Post match Kane tombstones Cena and knocks him out, drawing out Rollins for a cash in. HHH says ring the bell but Ambrose hits the ring to attack Rollins before the bell. Ambrose chases Rollins into the crowd and HHH is livid. Kane gets a chair to go after Cena but Reigns comes back and spears him down. Roman and HHH stare each other down and the fans are into it to end the show.
Results
Seth Rollins b. Rob Van Dam – Curb stomp
Wyatt Family b. Usos/Sheamus – Discus lariat to Jimmy Uso
Funkadactyls b. Nikki Bella – Reverse DDT
Kofi Kingston b. Cesaro – Rollup
Great Khali b. Damien Sandow – Chop
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango – Zig Zag
Stardust/Goldust b. Ryback/Curtis Axel – Downward spiral to Axel
John Cena/Roman Reigns b. Kane/Randy Orton via DQ when Kane used the steps
Tuesday
Emma was arrested for stealing an iPod case from a Wal-Mart before Raw last night.
Wednesday
Emma was released, only to be reinstated a few hours later.
Thursday
NXT
Date: July 3, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Tom Phillips, Byron Saxton
Last week's show saw some new names rise up on the NXT roster with the Vaudevillians providing as much entertaining as you could ask for from a single act. Other than that we're getting ready for some new stories to get going this week, which usually makes for a good show. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
Colin Cassady vs. Sylvester LeFort
Big Cass says that Pepe Le Pew is about to get dissed. First he's going to get disfigured, then he's going to get dismissed. LeFort continues to look better than half of the roster and can talk better than most of them as well. Big Cass starts in a hurry and it's the East River Crossing and the Empire Elbow for the in at 55 seconds.
Adrian Neville says it was an honor to beat Rob Van Dam. Tyler Breeze comes in and says he's impressed that Neville could focus that well with Breeze just twenty feet away. It must be killing Neville not knowing when Tyler is cashing in his title shot. “Just like your uggo face is killing me.” Neville offers to give Breeze a title shot tonight but Breeze claims a finger injury during a hand modeling session.
Video on Bull Dempsey, the last of a dying breed and the last real man in professional wrestling.
Charlotte/Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch/Bayley
Bayley says Becky is her BFF: Bayley Friend Forever. Sasha and Bayley get things going with Bayley taking her down by the arm. Off to Becky, drawing a great Irish accent from Regal. Charlotte comes in and gets caught in an armbar before Bayley comes in to work over the arm as well. A double suplex drops Charlotte and a double clothesline does the same to Sasha as we take a break.
Back with Bayley getting sent into the apron before Charlotte works her over in the ring. The BFFs double team Bayley in the corner and Charlotte gets two off a knee drop. Sasha works on a chinlock before it's back to the champ for a choke in the corner. Bayley finally kicks Sasha into Charlotte and Becky gets the hot tag. A series of legdrops get two on Sasha and everything breaks down. Bayley is sent to the floor and Charlotte comes in legally for Bow Down to the Queen on Becky for the pin at 9:06.
Bayley shoves Sasha to the floor to prevent an attack on Becky.
Justin Gabriel is ready for Sami Zayn tonight when Tyson Kidd comes in. Tyson tries to get him to turn to the dark side but Gabriel says Tyson is wrong, and he'll prove it tonight.
Sasha yells at Charlotte for not having her back after the match. Charlotte says the team is done because she's the champion. Sasha implies that she's coming for the belt.
CJ Parker vs. Steve Cutler
Parker's sign now has the word Woods crossed out. He runs over Cutler to start and says that Steve is ruining the world, just like all of them. Parker hammers away and hits a side kick for the pin at 1:30.
Parker rants about Xavier Woods being so educated but doing nothing on the main roster. If he had Woods' chances, he'd win titles and change the world along the way.
We get a sitdown interview with Tyson Kidd who says he wasn't in a mood to do the fallout show at Takeover and left before he said something stupid. He didn't know Natayla was there and didn't blow her off on purpose. Interviewer Renee Young asks what was up with freaking out on Natayla for telling the referee that Neville had his foot on the ropes. He went nuts during the match and is glad Natalya calmed him down. Tyson goes on in a calm manner about not wanting to win the titles that way but walks off when Renee asks about possible marital problems.
Summer Rae vs. Bayley next week for the #1 contendership.
Sami Zayn vs. Justin Gabriel
Tyson Kidd is at ringside, drawing a Nattie's Husband chant. They trade wristlocks to start as Regal thinks Kidd and Natayla are having issues. Justin wrenches on the arm to escape a chinlock. Sami cranks on one of his own but Justin makes it to the ropes. They're still in first gear here. Gabriel runs him over with a clothesline for the first hard move of the match. He hammers away at Sami's head and we take a break.
Back with Gabriel getting two off a kick to the head and putting on a double arm crank. Gabriel gets another two and seems to be getting frustrated. He hammers at Sami's head but Zayn fights back with dropkicks and a Blue Thunder Bomb for two. The Helluva Kick misses though and Justin hits a middle rope kick to the chest for two. Sami blocks a German suplex but gets caught in an over the shoulder backbreaker for two. A huge moonsault gets two and Justin can't believe this. He loads up the 450 but Sami rolls out of the way. A downward spiral into a Koji Clutch makes Justin tap at 13:00.
Tyson jumps Sami post match and Justin turns heel and joins in. Adrian Neville comes in for the save and I'm sure we've got a tag match coming up.
Results
Colin Cassady b. Sylvester LeFort – Empire Elbow
Charlotte/Sasha Banks b. Bayley/Becky Lynch – Bow Down to the Queen to Lynch
CJ Parker b. Steve Cutler – Side kick
Sami Zayn b. Justin Gabriel – Koji Clutch
Impact Wrestling
Date: July 3, 2014
Location: Bethlehem Events Center, Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
As usual, things are changing in TNA. After last week, Kurt Angle is the new TNA boss, which means it's Angle vs. Dixie now which is far better than Dixie vs. MVP. That being said, MVP still has power due to owning part of the company but he doesn't have onscreen authority. In other words, things are overcomplicated and another version of the exact same idea TNA has been trying for years. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of Angle becoming the new boss last week.
Here's Angle to open things up. He welcomes us to the Red White and Blue Throwdown, but first of all he has a special announcement. Kurt invites Earl Hebner out here and reinstates him to right one of MVP's wrongs. Angle reads the card off a piece of paper before Samoa Joe cuts him off.
Joe says that Angle is here to save us with his honor but Joe doesn't buy it. When is Angle going to give himself a title match? Joe thinks it's when the knee is healed. Angle claims that Joe has been lazy lately but Joe goes on a rant about paying his dues while Angle was in learjets and limousines. If Angle hasn't heard, Joe is pro wrestling and Angle should be careful what he wishes for.
Kenny King beats up Bobby Roode in the back.
After a break, Angle checks on Roode. Bobby isn't mad at Angle because he wouldn't be here without Kurt. Roode wants a match with MVP after this. Angle says come with him.
Tag Team Titles: Menagerie vs. Wolves vs. BroMans
The Wolves are defending and the Menagerie is the Freak and Knux. It's a brawl to start with the Menagerie cleaning house. They LAUNCH DJZ over the top onto everyone else at ringside. Back in and the Freak suplexes both Wolves at the same time but Jesse tags himself in to work on Eddie. Jesse works on the arm before bringing in DJZ for a Hart Attack. DJZ is no Robbie though as it only gets two, allowing Eddie to hurricanrana both of them down at the same time. A hot tag brings in Davey who sends the Menagerie into each other. Davey throws Jesse into the kick from Eddie for the pin to retain at 4:18.
Roode yells at MVP but MVP can't fight due to the knee injury. Kenny King is there and gets yelled at as well, but Angle says it's in the ring in a street fight.
Bobby Roode vs. Kenny King
MVP tries to come out but Angle ejects him. Roode, sporting a bad shoulder from the earlier attack, jumps King in the aisle before the bell. They fight into the stands and then backstage with Roode being sent into a wall and covered in garbage. King is thrown off a low balcony before coming back as they head down to ringside. Roode backdrops King over the barricade and into ringside. King nails him with a chair and throws him inside for a cover as the bell rings. A snap suplex gets two more and King hammers away, but Roode comes back with the Roode Bomb onto the chair for the pin at 1:58.
Ethan Carter III says there is no way Bully Ray will put him or his aunt through a table.
Roode says Angle gave him exactly what he needed, but MVP and Lashley are next.
Austin Aries is with Angle and asks him for a rematch for the X Division Title. Angle grants the request even though he knows it's for Option C at Destination X. Kurt wants to face Aries at some point and Austin likes the idea.
Brittany, clad in red white and blue, calls out Madison to settle all this. Madison says she'll fight if need be but Brittany wants to apologize instead. She's sorry this got so out of hand and that she just respects Madison. Rayne says she's glad Brittany learned something and knows how hard it can be to navigate the locker room as the new girl. They shake hands and Brittany says never meet your heroes because they'll always disappoint you. She lays Madison out and sends her into the post before hitting a reverse DDT on the floor.
Bully Ray yells about Ethan Carter needing a bunch of help to win the Texas Death match. Tonight, Ethan goes through a table.
MVP says Eric Young's heart won't help him against Lashley.
Bully Ray vs. Ethan Carter III
Tables match. Ray hammers away to start and takes it to the floor where he rams Ethan into various objects. Back in and Bully does the Flip Flop and Fly before calling for a table. He takes his sweet time though, allowing Ethan to nail him with a clothesline. Carter hammers away and gets in some shots with Ray's chain. He drives in right hands in the corner but Ray grabs him for a powerbomb. Spud comes in for a low blow and some double teaming, but Rhyno returns and Gores....Bully, allowing Ethan to chokeslam Ray through the table for the win at 7:08.
Eric Young tells Roode he doesn't care about what the paper says. He's ready for Lashley.
We recap the Samuel Shaw story. He's been released to Gunner's supervision. Shaw is back at the arena and sounds nervous but sane. They run into Anderson and Ken isn't pleased. Gunner says give him another chance and goes into his story about his friend with PTSD, because TNA thinks post traumatic stress disorder and being an insane stalker are the same thing. Anderson says if Shaw has changed, he can talk to someone else. They go find Christy and Shaw apologizes. Christy and Anderson don't seem convinced, even though Shaw sounded both sincere and sane.
Velvet is all over referee Stiffler who will be refereeing Angelina's match tonight. Sex is implied if he calls things her way.
Angle tells Stiffler that he isn't refereeing because it makes TNA look bad.
Knux tells the Menagerie that this is wrestling and not the carnival. Someone wants their money. Knux and Rebel look worried.
Knockouts Title: Angelina Love vs. Gail Kim
Love is defending but Brian Hebner is refereeing. They quickly head outside where Angelina distracts the referee so Sky can post Gail. A hard clothesline gives the champion a near fall and Kim is tied up in the Tree of Woe. Velvet snaps Gail's throat across the top rope, earning her an ejection. Gail comes back with elbows and shoulders followed by a missile dropkick for two. Kim goes up but gets caught with a Botox Injection to knock her out to the floor. Love breaks up the count because she wants a pin but Kim is up at two. Eat Defeat out of nowhere gives Gail the title back at 6:02.
Angle makes a 20 man battle royal for the #1 contendership to the World Title for next week.
TNA World Title: Bobby Lashley vs. Eric Young
Lashley is defending. MVP is at ringside so Roode comes out to even the odds. MVP gets caught interfering almost right at the bell so he and Roode are both ejected. Lashley runs Young over and absorbs some right hands before knocking Eric to the floor. Young is holding his ankle and the champion goes after the injury like a smart villain should. Back in and we get a half crab followed by a DDT on the ankle. Eric comes back with a dropkick and, after fighting Lashley off, drops the top rope elbow for two. The leg goes out on a piledriver attempt and there's the Dominator powerslam. A spear retains Lashley's title at 7:00.
Results
Wolves b. Menagerie and BroMans – Kick to the chest to Jesse
Bobby Roode b. Kenny King – Roode Bomb
Ethan Carter III b. Bully Ray – Chokeslam through the table
Gail Kim b. Angelina Love – Eat Defeat
Bobby Lashley b. Eric Young – Spear
Friday
Smackdown
Date: July 4, 2014
Location: Prudential Center, Newark, New Jersey
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's a holiday show this week which means tonight could be anywhere on a wide scale. We're coming off Money in the Bank and the main story seems to be Dean Ambrose promising to ruin Seth Rollins trying to cash in his Money in the Bank contract. This sets up an even better story between the two which could go on for months and get better every week. Let's get to it.
Opening sequence.
We open with a recap of the Authority vs. Cena starting on Raw. Why Cena is shocked at being on the cover of a video game that he must have posed for isn't made clear. The video also shows the main event and its aftermath with the failed cash-in attempt and Reigns staring HHH down to close the show.
Here's Rollins to get things going. He talks about Cena getting lucky on Monday, but luck can't last forever. Eventually everyone's survival rate drops to zero, so at some point he's going to be the new WWE Champion. This brings out Ambrose to call Seth delusional. There's no way he's getting his hands on those titles because Ambrose is going to be there to stop every plan that Rollins and his sugar daddy cook up.
We look at Ambrose breaking up the cash in on Raw (again) and Ambrose says that the briefcase will be Rollins' curse for the next year. Rollins knows Ambrose can't keep it up for a year and he can't stop Rollins from winning the title. Dean says he'll start right now and the fight is on but Orton comes in for the save. Reigns runs in to clean house and the heels flee. HHH pops up and makes Ambrose vs. Orton. If Reigns interferes, he's out of the title match at Battleground.
Cole and JBL plug Saturday Night's Main Event coming to the Network.
US Title: Sheamus vs. Alberto Del Rio
Sheamus is defending. They trade kicks to the ribs to start until Del Rio snapmares Sheamus down and kicks him in the back. Sheamus comes right back with the rolling fireman's carry and some right hands. The announcers chuckle over Sheamus stealing Del Rio's car a few years ago. There's nothing funny about a feud that boring. Del Rio sends him to the floor but gets whipped into the barricade, only to be sent hard into the steps. A Backstabber on the apron puts Sheamus on the floor and sends us to a break.
Back with Sheamus hitting a running cross body to put both guys down on the floor. They get back inside for an Irish Curse as the announcers talk about Howard Finkel being born in this town. Del Rio counters the powerslam into a DDT. He goes up top but Sheamus is up there with him, setting up the ten forearms on the top rope in a nice twist on the move. They don't have the same impact but Sheamus was probably afraid of falling and breaking his leg.
The Brogue Kick misses and Del Rio hooks the armbreaker but Sheamus is next to the ropes. The Cloverleaf gets the same result and there's the armbreaker again. Sheamus powers up to his feet and slams Del Rio into the corner. Del Rio's low superkick gets two but he misses a moonsault, allowing Sheamus to Brogue Kick him for the pin at 8:20 shown of 11:50.
Stardust talks about children and asks what's in a name. Goldust comes in and says he doesn't know but it must be pretty important. Whatever it is, itt's written in the stars (a million miles away?). Stardust leaves but comes back in to breathe deeply.
Roman Reigns says HHH is protecting his baby boy, but Reigns knows Ambrose doesn't need his help tonight. He's winning the title at Battleground.
We see the same video from Raw of the Money in the Bank pre-show with Bryan's speech and Bo Dallas' cameo.
Bo Dallas vs. Diego
Before the match, Bo says that we all know Daniel is still a special little fellow. He's entering the battle royal at Battleground and winning the title for little Daniel. Bo does OLE before the match and gets dropkicked in the face. He stomps Diego down in the corner and drops a knee. The Bodog gets the pin at 1:43.
Post match Bo tells Torito to Bolieve and gets gored. Torito dances at him so Bo slams him.
We look back at Miz and Jericho returning on Raw, including Jericho laying Miz out before getting beaten up by the Wyatts. Miz as the Hollywood star works well enough as a character.
Here's Jericho with something to say. It's been a year since he's been on Smackdown and it's a great feeling to be back in front of all these Jericholics. Coming back last Monday felt good too, but then along came a spider. A big, dark, venomous spider with his family. The Wyatts are one of the things that have changed since he's been gone.
He thanks the Wyatts for remind him that the WWE isn't just all about surprises and music and light up jackets. The WWE is about survival and he can be dangerous just like the Wyatts. He doesn't look like anyone else, he doesn't act like anyone else and he doesn't think like anyone else. The Wyatts can sit in a chair and sing a song but if you want to get crazy, he can go right there with them.
The Wyatts pop up on screen and Bray says the world doesn't have a voice of its own. It can't tell you what it wants and needs, but it's begging for something to point it in the right direction. A savior perhaps. Bray introduces himself to Chris but says he has a thousand faces and a million names. He is the color red in a world of black and white. Save us Chris? Save yourself.
Jericho tells Bray to come out here but gets cut off by a movie trailer. It's Miz's new entrance video and only lasts a few seconds before going into his usual entrance. Nice touch. Miz comes out in sunglasses and asks Jericho how it feels to be interrupted. The fans were deprived of something special on Monday when Jericho broke the Golden Rule. He tried to hurt Miz's face, the moneymaker. If that ever happened it would cost.....something we'll find out later as Jericho lays him out with another Codebreaker. Jericho puts the sunglasses on because that's the kind of guy he is.
Big E. vs. Cesaro
Both of these guys are in the battle royal for the Intercontinental Title. Big E., in the preacher voice, says he's standing up for his friend Kofi Kingston tonight. Before the match we see a clip of Cesaro destroying Kofi on Raw. Cesaro jumps Big E. before the bell and takes him out to the floor for a brawl. Big E. sends him into the barricade but gets nailed with a chair. Cesaro throws him over the announcers' table but Big E. comes back with a belly to bell. The straps come down but Heyman gets Cesaro out of there. The bell never rang.
Eva Marie vs. AJ Lee
Non-title and Paige is sitting with JBL and Cole but isn't on commentary. Eva kicks her in the ribs to start and rams AJ into the buckle. AJ counters a side slam into the Black Widow for the submission at 1:20. Eva was basically standing still for most of the match while AJ ran into her.
Paige applauds AJ on her win.
Damien Sandow is Bruce Springsteen this week and the fans are into it. Lana and Rusev cut him off before he can get anywhere or cause a copyright lawsuit. Sandow is quickly dispatched and the fans chant USA. Lana's response: shut up. Lana goes into a rant about how stupid the Fourth of July is because it's about stupid songs and making people fatter.
Colter and Rusev cut them off and rips on them for being illegal immigrants. Russians didn't invent cars or put people on the moon, but they did invent vodka. Lana tells him to shut up. Colter's response: why don't YOU shut up? Colter wants the fight right now but stops for WE THE PEOPLE. Rusev backs down and leaves. Swagger is going to get broken in half by the Accolade but it's a cool ride to get there.
Jericho vs. Miz on Monday.
Randy Orton vs. Dean Ambrose
Rollins is on commentary and Reigns isn't allowed to be at ringside. Dean, with a heavily bandaged shoulder, hammers away in the corner to start so Orton bails to the floor. Back in and Dean stays on him with headbutts but Orton nails a nice dropkick for two. Ambrose gets sent into the middle buckle and Randy cranks on the bad shoulder. Orton kicks him into the ropes and is the first person smart enough to follow him over when Ambrose starts bouncing off the ropes. Another kick sends Dean outside and we take a break.
Back with Orton sidestepping a missile dropkick for two. He stays on the bad shoulder and sends it into the post. They head outside where the shoulder gets posted again and a belly to back suplex drops Ambrose onto the barricade. Back in and it's time to crank on the arm even more. Cole brings up the free replays on the Network while asking Rollins if he needs to study Ambrose.
Dean reverses a whip and sends Orton shoulder first into the post. He drives his own shoulder into the mat to try and pop it back into place. Dean hammers away and drops him with a running forearm. A middle rope elbow to the jaw puts Orton down again and a clothesline puts him on the floor.
The suicide dive connects and both guys are down outside. Ambrose throws Randy back inside and of course goes after Rollins. He sends him into the barricade before running in to roll Randy up for two. Dirty Deeds is countered and Orton nails the powerslam but Dean backdrops out of the Elevated DDT. Another suicide dive is countered by a Rollins briefcase shot to the bad shoulder though and that's a DQ at 9:27 shown of 12:57.
Orton lays Ambrose out with an RKO and rips the bandages off the shoulder. Rollins goes up top but Reigns runs down to shove him off and nail Orton with a Superman Punch.
Results
Sheamus b. Alberto Del Rio – Brogue Kick
Bo Dallas b. Diego – Bodog
AJ Lee b. Eva Marie – Black Widow
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Santino Marella has announced the end of his in ring career due to a neck injury. He plans to stay with WWE in some capacity.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Seth Rollins b. Rob Van Dam – Curb stomp
Wyatt Family b. Usos/Sheamus – Discus lariat to Jimmy Uso
Funkadactyls b. Nikki Bella – Reverse DDT
Kofi Kingston b. Cesaro – Rollup
Great Khali b. Damien Sandow – Chop
Dolph Ziggler b. Fandango – Zig Zag
Stardust/Goldust b. Ryback/Curtis Axel – Downward spiral to Axel
John Cena/Roman Reigns b. Kane/Randy Orton via DQ when Kane used the steps
NXT
Colin Cassady b. Sylvester LeFort – Empire Elbow
Charlotte/Sasha Banks b. Bayley/Becky Lynch – Bow Down to the Queen to Lynch
CJ Parker b. Steve Cutler – Side kick
Sami Zayn b. Justin Gabriel – Koji Clutch
Impact Wrestling
Wolves b. Menagerie and BroMans – Kick to the chest to Jesse
Bobby Roode b. Kenny King – Roode Bomb
Ethan Carter III b. Bully Ray – Chokeslam through the table
Gail Kim b. Angelina Love – Eat Defeat
Bobby Lashley b. Eric Young – Spear
Smackdown
Sheamus b. Alberto Del Rio – Brogue Kick
Bo Dallas b. Diego – Bodog
AJ Lee b. Eva Marie – Black Widow
Dean Ambrose b. Randy Orton via DQ when Seth Rollins interfered