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Monday
Jackie Fargo passed away. He was 85.
Smackdown got a 1.7, up slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 24, 2013
Location: North Charleston Coliseum, North Charleston, South Carolina
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
The WWE is on a roll as of late with good Smackdowns, a good Payback and a great Raw last week. Tonight's focus will likely be on Punk vs. Lesnar as Brock laid out Punk to close the show last week. We also have Henry vs. Cena on tap for Money in the Bank which should be entertaining given the roll Henry can get on when he's in a zone. Hopefully the show is as good as it was last week. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the two big stories from last week: Brock vs. Punk and Henry vs. Cena.
Here's Bryan to open the show. He says that some people have accused him of having some sort of a little man complex. To set the record straight, NO he was not an extra in the Hobbit. Over the years he's fought toe to toe with some of the biggest people in the business including Randy Orton. The countout victory on Smackdown wasn't enough because Bryan wants a pin or a submission in the middle of this ring. This brings out Orton to tell Bryan to shut up and fight which is exactly what Orton gets.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Bryan jumps Orton to start but Randy takes it to the floor. He throws Daniel over the announce table and a brawl breaks out with Bryan diving at Orton against the barricade. The referee goes down and the match is thrown out at 1:20.
Bryan storms in on Vickie and Brad, DEMANDING a rematch later tonight. Brad says there isn't time so Bryan says either he gets his match with Randy or he's fighting Maddox later. Vince comes in to seemingly threaten Vickie and Brad but nothing comes of it.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Sheamus/Christian
Christian starts with Cody and gets two off a back elbow. They go outside with Christian being sent into the steps before Sandow gets two off the Wind-Up elbow. Cody hits a delayed front suplex but Christian fights up for a double clothesline to put both guys down. The hot tag brings in Sheamus to clean house with the ten forearms to Sandow's chest. Off to Cody who eats a Brogue Kick for the pin at 4:40.
Punk is in the back when Vickie tells him he has a match tonight. Punk shouts at Vickie and that's about it.
Aksana vs. Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn pounds away to start as Kaitlyn's own music plays. Cue AJ in a Kaitlyn costume (meaning heavily muscled) allowing Aksana to roll Kaitlyn up for two. Spear finishes Aksana at 1:25.
AJ makes fun of Kaitlyn for believing she had a secret admirer until Langston comes out. More jokes about Kaitlyn's size are made and that's about it.
Apparently Bray Wyatt tweets. Here's another vignette of how creepy he is, but remember that he comes out of the swamp every now and then to tweet.
We recap Henry's fake retirement last week. By recap I mean show half the segment.
Chris Jericho vs. Alberto Del Rio
This is a rematch from last Friday where Del Rio won by DQ. Jericho takes over to start and chops the champion into the corner. A snapmare gets two for Chris but Del Rio gets him into the corner for a kick to the ribs. Del Rio charges into a boot to the head and takes a middle rope dropkick for two. Del Rio is sent to the floor but jericho misses a dropkick and bangs up his knee to change momentum again.
Back with Jericho getting two each off a small package and an enziguri. Jericho goes up but gets caught by the corner enziguri to send him to the floor. Back in and Del Rio stomps away before putting on a quick chinlock. Chris chops up but misses a dropkick to put him right back down. Back to el chinlock by Alberto before Jericho is whipped chest first into the buckle. The Canadian comes back with a high cross body for two and a northern lights suplex gets the same.
Jericho avoids a charge in the corner to send Del Rio shoulder first into the post, but the champion blocks the Codebreaker. Jericho rolls into the Walls but Del Rio spins out just in time. The low superkick gets two for Alberto but Jericho counters the armbreaker into the bulldog. The Lionsault gets knees though and it's off the armbreaker but Jericho springboards himself off the ropes and into the Walls but Ricardo comes in for the LAME DQ at 14:10.
Post match Ziggler runs in and hits a Zig Zag on both guys as payback for Jericho attacking him on Friday.
HHH comes in to see Brad and Vickie and apparently the WWE Universe wants to see Bryan vs. Orton tonight. However, HHH wants Vickie to over deliver. It should be a choice of what kind of match the match should have and Vickie of course agrees.
Jerry Lawler is in the ring to introduce Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox for the debut of the new WWE video game cover. There's also a contest where you can submit and design the back cover of the game. Vickie is booed out of the building as she tells us we can vote on the stipulation for Bryan vs. Orton. You can pick street fight, lumberjack match or falls count anywhere. Now we jump back to the game by seeing Vickie's cover design: HHH, Vince and Stephanie looking mad. Brad shows us his cover design: Cena, Punk and Maddox. Lawler shows us the real cover: The Rock.
Ryback vs. Great Khali
Khali shoves Ryback into the corner and chops him down but Ryback fires off some shoulders to the ribs. A clothesline puts Ryback down again but he comes right back with the Shell Shock for the pin at 2:18.
Here's Cena to talk about what it means to be WWE Champion. Only 43 men have been WWE Champion and whether they were champion for over seven years like Bruno Sammartino or for one night like Rey Mysterio, they were the WWE Champion. He's seen people chase the title and crack under the pressure once they get it, ad last week we saw the level that someone will sink to in order to be called WWE Champion.
Last week Henry cheated the WWE Universe and disgraced his family. Cena thought Henry's false speech disgraced people like Edge, Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair who had to retire because they couldn't do this anymore. Maybe Henry realizes that his time is coming to a close in the WWE and he has to do something to cement his legacy. This is where John Cena comes in, because in order to become a legend in this company, Henry has to go through him. It's not Henry's time though, because our time is now. Solid promo here from the man you call to put over a feud.
Tons of Funk vs. Usos vs. 3MB
The winners get a tag title shot, presumably at MITB. Tons of Funk have some guy who won a charity auction to come to the ring. It's McIntyre and Mahal for 3MB here. Mahal starts with Jey who kicks Drew in the face and out to the apron. Off to Jimmy who gets run over by Tensai as everything breaks down. Brodus throws the Band out and dives off the apron to take them out. Back in the ring and Tensai gets two off the backsplash but it's a superkick and Samoan Drop by Jey, setting up the Superfly Splash for the pin at 2:02.
Shield comes out to stare the Usos down post match.
Ad for The Call on DVD. David Otunga calls Halle Berry and isn't funny. He also gave Kane her cell number.
Here's Heyman to address the CM Punk/Brock Lesnar incident from last week. Heyman would rather do this in person though so here's Punk for a discussion. First up, Punk thinks the fans should know why he's a Paul Heyman guy. Back in 2005, Punk was signed to a WWE contract under VP of Talent Relations Johnny Ace. Ace thought Punk should be sent to Louisville, Kentucky to go through the developmental system.
At the time, Heyman was in charge of the developmental system, but he had been set up to fail. Punk was one of the guys designed to not succeed and a lot of the management told Heyman to cut Punk loose. Despite Heyman's track record, WWE wouldn't listen to him but Heyman never fired Punk. When ECW was restarted, Punk was the first draft pick (not really but whatever).
As for now though, Heyman needs to tell Brock Lesnar that Punk is coming for him. Heyman knows Punk personally and there's no one more relentless or dangerous and Punk will do whatever it takes to bring the beast down. Now we can address the elephant in the room: what happened last week. Until last week, Heyman had never done Punk wrong. Punk wants to know if Heyman sent Brock Lesnar after him and for the first time in his life, Heyman better not lie.
Heyman says on his children, he didn't know Brock was at Raw last week. The fans boo and Heyman says that's exactly what the McMahons and Ace used to say when he said to keep Punk around. The moment Punk said Lesnar needed Heyman's help, he picked a fight with Brock Lesnar. Heyman says there has always been professional jealous between them and that's why we never saw Punk and Lesnar in the same ring together. Paul says he's everything that Punk says he is and one day he'll walk the aisle with Punk again when Punk is in the main event of Wrestlemania.
As uncomfortable as it is for everyone to hear, Heyman loves Punk and he's not going to screw up his dreams because Punk needs a little time for himself. He'll never represent anyone, including Lesnar, against Punk and that's a problem between Heyman and Lesnar. Now everyone is telling Punk to get rid of Heyman so Heyman's fate is in his hands. It's Punk's move and after a long staredown, he hugs Heyman and says he's sorry for doubting him.
Darren Young vs. CM Punk
Young takes over to start and pounds him into the corner before whipping Punk across the ring. Darren stomps away and gets two off a suplex as this is one sided so far. The idea here is that Punk is all out of sorts because of the pre-match stuff. Off to a chinlock before Punk sends him into the corner for a running knee. Punk goes up but gets snapped throat first onto the top rope. Not that it matters as he comes back with the springboard clothesline for two. GTS is countered into the double knee gutbuster for two but it's the Anaconda Vice for the tap out at 5:20.
Post match the Players beat down Punk but Curtis Axel makes the save.
Vickie is on the phone yelling at Brad when Stephanie comes in. She's mad that the Raw MITB participants haven't been announced yet but she'll go to it herself.
Here's Stephanie to introduce the people in the WWE Championship MITB ladder match: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Christian, Kane and Rob Van Dam.
In the back, Brad says he's been working with Stephanie on the MITB roster when Ryback comes in to demand a title match. He wants to face Cena at the PPV but Jericho comes in and says he deserves to be in MITB. Ryback gets in Jericho's face for whining. “I could eat you alive.” Vickie screeches and makes the match between them at MITB.
Post break Punk is annoyed at Heyman for sending Axel down for the save. Next week it's Axel/Punk vs. the Players which makes Punk even more annoyed. He'll do the match but he'll prove that he can do it by himself. Then he's going to win MITB and come after Lesnar because nothing else matters to him.
Here's Mark Henry to address what happened last week. He brags about fooling all of us last week when people were cheering for him and holding up Henry signs. Henry saw people crying because he deserves an Academy Award. He's had people like Steven Speilberg and Tyler Perry reaching out to him but that's not what he wants. Last week he used his friends, family and other WWE superstars and he's not apologizing to anyone.
For years people have been telling him how to live his life and he's not having it anymore. People told him to stop hurting little kids and to go win at the Olympics. At Money in the Bank, a no good dirty lying Mark Henry is going to show up because the people are puppets. Last week he said he's coming home and he is, but he's coming home WWE Champion.
Wyatt Family promo.
The main event is a street fight with 50% of the vote.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Bryan takes it to the corner for the kicks but Orton sends him into another corner to take over. They head to the outside with Orton sending Bryan into the steps and barricade. We go back inside but Bryan baseball slides Orton back to the floor. Bryan loads up the FLYING GOAT but charges head first into a chair as we take a break.
Back with Orton bringing in a table but the time spent with it allows Bryan to moonsault out of the corner. A running clothesline sets up the corner dropkick but Bryan's second charge hits the chair. Another table has been set up at ringside but Bryan can't dropkick Orton off the apron. Instead he baseball slides through Randy's legs and powerbombs him through the table in a smart move.
That only gets two so it's time for the kendo stick shots to Orton's shoulder. Bryan alternates with kicks and stick shots, only to charge into a t-bone suplex through the table in the corner. Back up and they slug it out until Orton dropkicks Bryan down for no cover. Orton counters a top rope rana into a powerbomb for two but takes too long following up, allowing Bryan to hook the NO Lock.
Randy grabs the kendo stick with the free arm and beats the fire out of Bryan to escape before beating on him some more. The RKO is countered into a backslide for two and now it's Bryan beating on Randy with the stick. Back to the NO Lock but Orton gets the stick again. This time though Bryan takes it away and uses the stick to pull on Orton's face for the tap out at 15:46.
Post match Orton shakes Bryan's hand and walks away to end the show.
Results
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan went to a double disqualification
Sheamus/Christian b. Rhodes Scholars – Brogue Kick to Rhodes
Kaitlyn b. Aksana – Spear
Chris Jericho b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when Ricardo Rodriguez interfered
Usos b. Tons of Funk and 3MB – Superfly Splash to Tensai
CM Punk b. Darren Young – Anaconda Vice
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton – NO Lock
Tuesday
Jack Swagger will not serve jail time over his DUI arrest.
Raw got a 2.9, down from last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: June 26, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Tom Phillips
The focus shifts back to the titles tonight as Bo Dallas and Big E. Langston both return to the NXT Arena after their title match two weeks ago. We also have Dawson'Dylan vs. Ohno/Graves for a future title shot against the Wyatt Family. This is a pretty stacked show by NXT standards so let's get to it.
Big E. Langston vs. Aiden English
Langston slams him down twice and the Big Ending finishes English in 42 seconds.
Another Big Ending is good for the five count. Langston goes to leave but comes back in and hits a third Big Ending for a second five count.
Emma is blowing bubbles in the back and says her plan for the match tonight is to win. She says Renee can't have her bubbles but can hold them while Emma has her match.
NXT Women's Title Tournament First Round: Emma vs. Aksana
Aksana takes her to the mat to start and gets two off a backbreaker. Emma avoids a charge in the corner and slides into a sunset flip for two. Aksana works on the arm but the match turns into a catfight with neither being able to take over. Off to a headscissors on Emma before Aksana takes her into the corner for some gyrating. Emma kicks her to the mat and hooks a bridging Indian deathlock called the Dilemma for the tap out at 3:38.
Emma brings some kids in the ring to dance with her.
Leo Kruger is hard to understand. Everything changes next.
Dante Dash vs. Leo Kruger
Dash takes him to the corner to start as we hear about Kruger being a mercenary. Leo pulls him down to the mat and drives some knees into Dash's shoulder to take over. Back up and Kruger bends Dash's arm over the shoulder before sending him into the post. The shoulder goes into the post again and a big clothesline puts Dash down. Kruger's GC3 (seated arm/triceps pull) gets the submission at 2:46. Squash.
The Ascension will rise. Again.
Mickey Keegan vs. Bo Dallas
Dallas takes him down with an armdrag for two as the crowd is SILENT. A pair of atomic drops and a dropkick put Keegan down again and some forearms set up a climbing the corner bulldog. Dallas hits the belly to belly for the pin at 1:47. The fans do not care at all.
Post match Leo Kruger comes in and lays out Keegan before reaching for the title.
Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves vs. Scott Dawson/Garrett Dylan
The winners get a shot at the Wyatt Family at some point to be announced. Ohno starts with Dawson with Kassius cranking on the arm. Off to Graves for more arm cranking before Ohno takes him down with a headlock. Graves comes back in to work on the arm as Phillips inaccurately says the Wyatt Family is undefeated as a tag team. Dawson finally escapes and takes Graves down to bring in Dylan for a neckbreaker for two.
We take a break and come back with Graves still in trouble as Dawson and Dylan continue to cut the ring in half. Dylan hooks a chinlock before a clothesline gets two for Dawson. A jawbreaker gets Graves out of trouble and it's back to Ohno to clean the lower half of the house. A kind of spinning release suplex gets two for Kassius but Dylan makes a blind tag and the trailer boys hit Southern Pride for two. Now it's Ohno in trouble with Dawson getting two off another clothesline.
Dylan comes in to crank on the neck as Regal actually acknowledges a YOU CAN'T WRESTLE chant. Ohno fights up but can't make the tag after sunset flipping Dylan. An elbow to the jaw is enough for the tag to Graves and the fans aren't all that interested. A knee to the face gets two for Graves as everything breaks down. Corey ties Garrett's legs up in the ropes to pound away even more before getting two off a fireman's carry into a backbreaker. Dawson and Ohno go to the floor as Graves takes out Dylan's leg and the Lucky 13 leg lock gets the submission at 9:34 shown of 13:04.
Post match the Wyatt Family hits the ring to beat down their #1 contenders but Adrian Neville comes out for the save. He loads up the Red Arrow but Dawson and Dylan break it up. William Regal of all people runs in for the save but the heels have too much of a numbers advantage. Bray splashes Regal in the corner and the Family's music plays to end the show.
Results
Big E. Langston b. Aiden English – Big Ending
Emma b. Aksana – Dilemma
Leo Kruger b. Dante Dash – GC3
Bo Dallas b. Mickey Keegan – Belly to belly suplex
Corey Graves/Kassius Ohno b. Scott Dawson/Garrett Dylan – Lucky 13 to Dylan
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 27, 2013
Location: Peoria Civic Center, Peoria, Illinois
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
We're still in Illinois here with a show that TNA spoiled on their website already. The main story here is we're three weeks away from Destination X and the chance at a world title shot against Bully Ray. Other than that we have more from Sting's Main Event Mafia which right now is just him and Kurt Angle plus more in the BFG Series. Let's get to it.
After the usual voiceover gets things going, here's Sting to open the show. He says that after Slammiversary he needed to go back to the roots of the Main Event Mafia so he picked Kurt Angle. Angle says that he and Sting are Mafia Originals from about four years ago. The concept of the Mafia was that everyone had to be a former world champion and they did anything they wanted.
Now, the only people who could stop them are Aces and 8's. They've kept Sting from ever challenging for the world title again and kept Kurt out of the BFG Series. Angle says he and Sting are the new Main Event Mafia and are both Hall of Famers, but that means nothing until Aces and 8's are destroyed and Bully loses the world title. Kurt says tonight there's going to be a third member of the Family to go to war against the bikers.
Video on Sabin winning the X Title at Slammiversary.
Aces and 8's jump Sabin in the back but don't beat him down. Anderson and Doc hold him so Ray can lecture Chris about not overstepping his bounds and coming into the big boys' league.
We meet the first Gut Check contestant: the Big O from Z: True Long Island Story.
X-Division Title: Chris Sabin vs. Kenny King vs. Suicide
King dives into a double dropkick to start so it's Sabin vs. Suicide early on. King comes back with a running dropkick of his own to take both guys down. Suicide is knocked to the floor as Sabin is slammed down, only to have the masked guy come in with a missile dropkick to put King down. Everyone heads to the floor with Sabin diving onto both guys as we take a break.
Back with Sabin putting King on the top rope with his back to the ring, only to have Suicide miss a charge and get caught sitting in the corner. Sabin dropkicks King's body into Suicide for two and your new three way spot of the match. Suicide hits a kind of Diamond Cutter into the middle buckle for two on Chris but King crotches him as the masked dude goes up.
We get the Tower of Doom with Sabin getting the worst of it, allowing King to get some near falls. Sabin comes back with a baseball slide to send Suicide to the floor and the Hail Sabin for two on King. Suicide sends the champ to the floor and gets two off a rollup on King. The Royal Flush is countered into a rollup by Suicide (with a grab of the rope) for the pin at 10:12.
Post match Hogan comes out with a limping guy named TJ Perkins. Hogan says this is the real Suicide and the guy in the ring jumped him and stole the suit. Suicide leaves through the crowd with the title.
Hogan says that Suicide has until the end of the show to unmask.
Ryan Howe is the other Gut Check guy. You might remember him from the last season of Tough Enough. His gimmick here seems to be a musician.
Gut Check: Ryan Howe vs. Adam O'Reiner
O'Reiner gets two off a powerslam to start before pounding Howe on the mat. Adam misses a charge in the corner and Howe puts him down with a jumping back elbow. Howe pounds away but charges into a powerslam for the pin at 2:50. This was junk.
Ray comes in to see TJ Perkins. He's a fan of TJ's work but wants to know if Angle and Sting put TJ up to this tonight. Perkins says no so Ray gets in his face and asks again. TJ says tonight was the opportunity of a lifetime and it was taken away from him but he doesn't know who did it.
We recap Velvet's knee injury and Mickie attacking her to delay the rematch over and over.
Knockouts Title: Velvet Sky vs. Mickie James
Mickie says Velvet is above this despite being a three dollar ****e. Sky spears her down to start and fires off shoulders in the corner to take over. A slam to the mat gets two and Mickie heads to the outside for a breather. Mickie takes over back inside and takes it to the mat before firing off shoulders of her own in the corner. She goes after the bad knee but Velvet comes back with a bulldog for two and the champion heads outside again.
Velvet hooks a headscissors to put Mickie down before pounding away at Mickie's face. Back in and Mickie kicks the bad knee before getting two off a bad DDT. Velvet comes back again but gets hit in the knee one more time, allowing Mickie to hook a freaky deathlock for the tap out at 6:37.
Velvet cries about losing.
We recap the events of the night so far.
Bobby Roode walks past Sting and Angle in the back. The Mafia smiles.
Hogan asks a referee who he thinks Suicide is but can't get any information. The referee is told to tell Suicide either unmask or get fired.
Bound For Glory Series: Magnus vs. Bobby Roode
They fight for arm control to start with neither guy being able to gain the advantage. Magnus gets two off a jumping knee to the face and Roode bails to the outside. Back in and Roode goes after the neck by sending Magnus throat first into the middle rope. A neckbreaker gets two and it's off to a chinlock. Magnus comes back with a backdrop and a clothesline followed by a release suplex. A top rope elbow gets two on Roode but he catches Magnus in the spinebuster. The fisherman's suplex is countered into a falcon's arrow for the pin on Roode at 6:42.
Aces and 8's go into a locker room and ask if anyone is Suicide or if they've spoken to the Mafia. They all deny it but Ray threatens them anyway. Oh and Godderz should lay off the carbs.
Here are James Storm and Gunner with something to say. Storm says tag team wrestling is a science and while they may not be scientists, he's been known as a chemist with his alcohol. You may not get along with your partner, but if you win in the ring you're good to go. That's why he picked Gunner and it's why they're champions.
This brings out Robbie E and Jesse Godderz to say they're the future of tag team wrestling and called the team the Bromance. James: “So are you guys like a thing now?” Robbie: “I DIDN'T SAY THAT!” The name is Bro Mans apparently and Jesse says he has a hot girlfriend so they're clearly into chicks. James calls Tara a butterface so Gunner knocks a charging Jesse out.
Sting and Angle want to go find Suicide.
Bound For Glory Series: Mr. Anderson vs. Samoa Joe
Anderson takes him into the corner but Joe pounds him down with strikes. A running big boot in the corner gets two for Joe as Tenay and Taz bicker again. We head to the floor with Anderson ramming him back first into the apron for two back inside. Anderson gets two off a swinging neckbreaker but Joe fights back into the corner again. Here are Doc and Knux for a distraction, allowing Anderson to get two off a DDT. Joe comes back with a powerslam as the Mafia hits the ring to take out the bikers. Back in the ring Joe blocks the Mic Check and gets caught in the Koquina for the tap out at 5:28.
Joe is the third member of the Mafia.
Here's Hogan to demand who Suicide is tonight. Suicide gets a mic but Hogan has to list off his accomplishments first. Cue Bully Ray who says that he wants to find out who is under the mask as well. Ray claims that Suicide won the title because Sabin had the fear of Bully Ray in him. Bully is a bad person who does bad things so Suicide doesn't want a piece of him. Hogan says take the mask off right now but Suicide says he felt the pain and we share the torment. Suicide says the question is do you know who he is.....and it's Austin Aries, who is going to cash in again this year to win the title. Ray is shocked to end the show.
Results
Suicide b. Chris Sabin and Kenny King – Rollup to King
Adam O'Reiner b. Ryan Howe – Powerslam
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Deathlock
Magnus b. Bobby Roode – Falcon's Arrow
Samoa Joe b. Mr. Anderson – Koquina Clutch
Friday
Smackdown got a .9, up slightly from last week.
Smackdown
Date: June 28, 2013
Location: Colonial Life Arena, Columbia, South Carolina
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole
After Monday we have a lot more of the card set for Money in the Bank. Tonight we'll find out who the Smackdown MITB guys are as well as having a Fiesta Del Rio to celebrate Alberto winning the World Heavyweight Championship again. WWE has picked things up lately so hopefully the positive trend continues. Let's get to it.
We open with the theme song for the first time in months.
There's a pinata above the ring for the fiesta later.
Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow
This is a Dublin street fight which hopefully ends this stupid feud once and for all. Sandow says that South Carolina was the first state to secede from the union and now he wants out of here too. Ya'll isn't a word. It's pronounced you all, as in you all are a bunch of ignoramuses. Sandow pounds away to start and hits Sheamus with a green kendo stick before we head to the floor. Sheamus whips him into the barricade and puts him over the bar at ringside (Irish people like to drink you see) for the ten forearms to the chest.
Sandow blocks a suplex on the floor and sends Sheamus into the post to take over. Sheamus comes back by throwing Sandow into another bar and pelting a keg at him. Now Sandow has a bag of Irish potatoes dropped onto him as we're in the “comedy” portion of the match. Damien sends him into the steps to put Sheamus down again as we take a break.
Back with Sandow running Sheamus over for two back in the ring. Sandow throws in some chairs with one being wedged between the ropes. Sheamus comes back with a green bar stool to the face and the Irish Curse for two. A running knee life puts Sandow on the floor and there's the rolling senton for good measure. Sheamus gets two off the top rope shoulder block but Damien comes back with straight right hands.
The Terminus gets two and Sandow pounds away with the kendo stick. Sheamus easily kicks out and throws a chair at Sandow's face to take over again. Now it's Sandow being beaten with the stick for two but he still fights out of White Noise. Sheamus hits another kendo stick shot to send Sandow into the open chair, followed by the Brogue Kick for the pin at 9:28 shown of 12:58.
Sheamus takes the kendo stick with him and throws the potatoes to the fans.
We look back at the main event from Raw with Bryan making Orton tap out.
Bryan is whistling in the back but Kane gets in his face and tells him not to brag. Kane congratulates Bryan on his win but calls it an upset which sets Bryan off. The big man shuts Bryan up before he can get anywhere with it but Daniel just chalks it up to nerves and hugs him. It's Kane vs. Orton with Bryan on commentary later.
We recap Heyman and Punk's segment from Raw.
Time for MizTV with special guest Paul Heyman. Miz asks about Punk and Lesnar being a tag team but Heyman doesn't want to talk about his personal life. Miz wants to know about Heyman bullying Renee young last week but Heyman says he's just an advocate. Heyman turns the tables saying Miz is a former WWE and Intercontinental Champion by bringing out Curtis Axel. Miz says that Heyman fooled him just like Heyman fooled Punk on Raw. Heyman says he invited Axel and this interview is over unless Miz isn't intimidated by Curtis.
Miz says that Heyman is the walking version of Star Wars: he talks like Yoda, smells like Chewbacca and looks like Jabba the Hut. This makes Axel the WWE version of Luke Skywalker: Luke, you are not your father. Miz says he's going to win the title and Axel says he takes that threat seriously. A fight is about to break out but Heyman says if Miz wants to fight there needs to be a contract and Axel needs to be paid. Heyman makes fun of Miz's catchphrase but Miz cuts him off, only to have Axel lay Miz out with a neckbreaker into a cutter.
AJ Lee vs. Natalya
Before the match Kaitlyn comes out dressed like AJ to make fun of AJ's issues with men. Apparently AJ even dated the timekeeper, the ringside doctor and Lillian Garcia. Unfortunately we get no more elaboration on that as the bell rings. Natalya takes AJ down but AJ escapes a slam and slams Natalya's head into the mat. Kaitlyn skips down to the ring to distract AJ, allowing Natalya to get a rollup pin at 1:05. Kaitlyn in the AJ outfit works VERY well.
Kaitlyn spears AJ down post match.
Bray Wyatt vignette.
Teddy is in the back when Vince comes in. Since Raw is having an All-Star MITB match (Vince's official term for it), Teddy is going to look to the future. His picks are Wade Barrett, Jack Swagger, Antonio Cesaro, Fandango, Dean Ambrose, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow. Vince is impressed and they practice saying Fandango.
Randy Orton vs. Kane
Bryan is on commentary. Kane grabs a headlock to start but Orton fights free with right hands. He charges into Kane's boot in the corner to put him down as the match slows up a bit. The low dropkick gets two for Kane but Orton whips him into the corner. The announcers ask Bryan if he would cost Kane the briefcase at MITB but get no answer. Kane goes up for the top rope clothesline but gets punched out of the air to give Orton control again.
Orton stomps away and drops a knee for two but ducks his head to get caught in the running DDT. We take a break and come back with Kane putting on a nerve hold. Orton fights up as Bryan gets on the announce table to play cheerleader. Orton hits the backbreaker to escape and Bryan's chant becomes NO. A Thesz Press puts Kane down but he kicks Orton's head off for two. Back up again and Orton hits a dropkick for two of his own, only to get caught in a side slam. This back and forth stuff is working very well.
The top rope clothesline is broken up again, but Kane fights out of the superplex and hits the clothesline on the third try. A back elbow blocks the chokeslam attempt and Orton's powerslam gets two. The Elevated DDT is countered but neither finisher can hit. Instead it's the Elevated DDT to send Kane to the floor where Bryan encourages his partner. Bryan helps Kane get back in but he walks into the RKO for the pin at 9:13 shown of 12:13.
Ryback vs. Justin Gabriel
Gabriel fires off some kicks to start but Ryback comes back with a hard kick to Gabriel's chest to take over. Ryback misses another big boot and catches himself on the top rope, allowing Justin to fire kicks into the leg. Gabriel charges into the corner but dives into the Shell Shock for the pin at 1:51. Much like Monday, this was basically a face match by Ryback as he fought through trouble to win.
Immediately after the match here's Jericho to talk about how Ryback may be a killer, he's also a whiner, a complainer, a butcher, a baker and a giant excuse maker. Ryback shouts that he's injured so Jericho starts a Cryback chant. Jericho says he's going to give something to make Ryback cry about and goes after the big man, only to have Ryback bail from the Walls. Ryback whines that he should be WWE Champion and leaves.
I'll never get WWE's theory of turning guys like Ryback. “Well this guy is over as a face, so let's change everything that got him over and wonder why he isn't over as a heel.” It works for people when they've had great success, but Ryback never actually won anything, so you're taking the only things he has going for him away and making him less of an intimidating monster and more just pathetic.
Bray Wyatt vignette.
Shield vs. Usos/Christian
Shield beat down Christian again on Main Event but the Usos made the save. Jey and his cousin Roman quickly fall to the floor and we take an early break. Back with Ambrose stomping on Jey before it's back to Reigns. The big guy hooks a front facelock but lets go to Superman punch Jimmy off the apron. The double tag brings in Ambrose and Christian cleans house with the jumping back elbow.
Rollins breaks up the spear but Christian backdrops him on the floor. Back in and Dean rolls through a cross body for two, only to get caught in a tornado DDT for the same. Reigns comes back in and sends Christian to the floor but gets taken out by Jey. Rollins dives on both Usos and Dean looks to do the same but he walks into a spear from Christian for the pin at 5:18 shown of 8:48.
It's time for Fiesta Del Rio so here are the mariachis to play the champion to the ring. Ricardo does the full entrance and insults the crowd for some good cheap heat. There are red white and green balloons and a big bowl of chips and salsa. The pinata has Ziggler's face on it which makes more sense than most pinatas (sidebar: I've never understood the mentality behind pinatas. “Hey kids, here's one of your favorite cartoon characters. Now let's beat it with a stick until it busts open and you can eat whatever comes out!”
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Del Rio says it's time to celebrate him being a four time champion and we're going to do it his way. He says he's going to speak Spanish tonight, drawing a USA chant. Del Rio speaks Spanish and says this is a party for him and not for any of the people. When he won the title, he didn't need to use a Money in the Bank contract like Ziggler did. The fans chant USA so Del Rio calls them ignorant and switches back to English.
We'll start the games with the pinata. Del Rio busts it open with two swings and says he broke it open like he bashed Ziggler's head in. He'll do the same thing again at MITB to retain the title. Del Rio poses and wants to know where Ziggler is. This brings out Dolph for the brawl but Del Rio throws him into the salsa. Ziggler throws Ricardo through the food table and hits the Zig Zag on the champion. Dolph swings a guitar at Del Rio but Alberto runs away, leaving Ricardo to take El Cabong. Ziggler plays guitar with the mariachis as balloons fall to end the show.
Results
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow – Brogue Kick
Natalya b. AJ Lee – Rollup
Randy Orton b. Kane – RKO
Ryback b. Justin Gabriel – Shell Shock
Christian/Usos b. Shield – Spear to Ambrose
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing else.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan went to a double disqualification
Sheamus/Christian b. Rhodes Scholars – Brogue Kick to Rhodes
Kaitlyn b. Aksana – Spear
Chris Jericho b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when Ricardo Rodriguez interfered
Usos b. Tons of Funk and 3MB – Superfly Splash to Tensai
CM Punk b. Darren Young – Anaconda Vice
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton – NO Lock
NXT
Big E. Langston b. Aiden English – Big Ending
Emma b. Aksana – Dilemma
Leo Kruger b. Dante Dash – GC3
Bo Dallas b. Mickey Keegan – Belly to belly suplex
Corey Graves/Kassius Ohno b. Scott Dawson/Garrett Dylan – Lucky 13 to Dylan
Impact Wrestling
Suicide b. Chris Sabin and Kenny King – Rollup to King
Adam O'Reiner b. Ryan Howe – Powerslam
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Deathlock
Magnus b. Bobby Roode – Falcon's Arrow
Samoa Joe b. Mr. Anderson – Koquina Clutch
Smackdown
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow – Brogue Kick
Natalya b. AJ Lee – Rollup
Randy Orton b. Kane – RKO
Ryback b. Justin Gabriel – Shell Shock
Christian/Usos b. Shield – Spear to Ambrose
Jackie Fargo passed away. He was 85.
Smackdown got a 1.7, up slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 24, 2013
Location: North Charleston Coliseum, North Charleston, South Carolina
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
The WWE is on a roll as of late with good Smackdowns, a good Payback and a great Raw last week. Tonight's focus will likely be on Punk vs. Lesnar as Brock laid out Punk to close the show last week. We also have Henry vs. Cena on tap for Money in the Bank which should be entertaining given the roll Henry can get on when he's in a zone. Hopefully the show is as good as it was last week. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the two big stories from last week: Brock vs. Punk and Henry vs. Cena.
Here's Bryan to open the show. He says that some people have accused him of having some sort of a little man complex. To set the record straight, NO he was not an extra in the Hobbit. Over the years he's fought toe to toe with some of the biggest people in the business including Randy Orton. The countout victory on Smackdown wasn't enough because Bryan wants a pin or a submission in the middle of this ring. This brings out Orton to tell Bryan to shut up and fight which is exactly what Orton gets.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Bryan jumps Orton to start but Randy takes it to the floor. He throws Daniel over the announce table and a brawl breaks out with Bryan diving at Orton against the barricade. The referee goes down and the match is thrown out at 1:20.
Bryan storms in on Vickie and Brad, DEMANDING a rematch later tonight. Brad says there isn't time so Bryan says either he gets his match with Randy or he's fighting Maddox later. Vince comes in to seemingly threaten Vickie and Brad but nothing comes of it.
Rhodes Scholars vs. Sheamus/Christian
Christian starts with Cody and gets two off a back elbow. They go outside with Christian being sent into the steps before Sandow gets two off the Wind-Up elbow. Cody hits a delayed front suplex but Christian fights up for a double clothesline to put both guys down. The hot tag brings in Sheamus to clean house with the ten forearms to Sandow's chest. Off to Cody who eats a Brogue Kick for the pin at 4:40.
Punk is in the back when Vickie tells him he has a match tonight. Punk shouts at Vickie and that's about it.
Aksana vs. Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn pounds away to start as Kaitlyn's own music plays. Cue AJ in a Kaitlyn costume (meaning heavily muscled) allowing Aksana to roll Kaitlyn up for two. Spear finishes Aksana at 1:25.
AJ makes fun of Kaitlyn for believing she had a secret admirer until Langston comes out. More jokes about Kaitlyn's size are made and that's about it.
Apparently Bray Wyatt tweets. Here's another vignette of how creepy he is, but remember that he comes out of the swamp every now and then to tweet.
We recap Henry's fake retirement last week. By recap I mean show half the segment.
Chris Jericho vs. Alberto Del Rio
This is a rematch from last Friday where Del Rio won by DQ. Jericho takes over to start and chops the champion into the corner. A snapmare gets two for Chris but Del Rio gets him into the corner for a kick to the ribs. Del Rio charges into a boot to the head and takes a middle rope dropkick for two. Del Rio is sent to the floor but jericho misses a dropkick and bangs up his knee to change momentum again.
Back with Jericho getting two each off a small package and an enziguri. Jericho goes up but gets caught by the corner enziguri to send him to the floor. Back in and Del Rio stomps away before putting on a quick chinlock. Chris chops up but misses a dropkick to put him right back down. Back to el chinlock by Alberto before Jericho is whipped chest first into the buckle. The Canadian comes back with a high cross body for two and a northern lights suplex gets the same.
Jericho avoids a charge in the corner to send Del Rio shoulder first into the post, but the champion blocks the Codebreaker. Jericho rolls into the Walls but Del Rio spins out just in time. The low superkick gets two for Alberto but Jericho counters the armbreaker into the bulldog. The Lionsault gets knees though and it's off the armbreaker but Jericho springboards himself off the ropes and into the Walls but Ricardo comes in for the LAME DQ at 14:10.
Post match Ziggler runs in and hits a Zig Zag on both guys as payback for Jericho attacking him on Friday.
HHH comes in to see Brad and Vickie and apparently the WWE Universe wants to see Bryan vs. Orton tonight. However, HHH wants Vickie to over deliver. It should be a choice of what kind of match the match should have and Vickie of course agrees.
Jerry Lawler is in the ring to introduce Vickie Guerrero and Brad Maddox for the debut of the new WWE video game cover. There's also a contest where you can submit and design the back cover of the game. Vickie is booed out of the building as she tells us we can vote on the stipulation for Bryan vs. Orton. You can pick street fight, lumberjack match or falls count anywhere. Now we jump back to the game by seeing Vickie's cover design: HHH, Vince and Stephanie looking mad. Brad shows us his cover design: Cena, Punk and Maddox. Lawler shows us the real cover: The Rock.
Ryback vs. Great Khali
Khali shoves Ryback into the corner and chops him down but Ryback fires off some shoulders to the ribs. A clothesline puts Ryback down again but he comes right back with the Shell Shock for the pin at 2:18.
Here's Cena to talk about what it means to be WWE Champion. Only 43 men have been WWE Champion and whether they were champion for over seven years like Bruno Sammartino or for one night like Rey Mysterio, they were the WWE Champion. He's seen people chase the title and crack under the pressure once they get it, ad last week we saw the level that someone will sink to in order to be called WWE Champion.
Last week Henry cheated the WWE Universe and disgraced his family. Cena thought Henry's false speech disgraced people like Edge, Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair who had to retire because they couldn't do this anymore. Maybe Henry realizes that his time is coming to a close in the WWE and he has to do something to cement his legacy. This is where John Cena comes in, because in order to become a legend in this company, Henry has to go through him. It's not Henry's time though, because our time is now. Solid promo here from the man you call to put over a feud.
Tons of Funk vs. Usos vs. 3MB
The winners get a tag title shot, presumably at MITB. Tons of Funk have some guy who won a charity auction to come to the ring. It's McIntyre and Mahal for 3MB here. Mahal starts with Jey who kicks Drew in the face and out to the apron. Off to Jimmy who gets run over by Tensai as everything breaks down. Brodus throws the Band out and dives off the apron to take them out. Back in the ring and Tensai gets two off the backsplash but it's a superkick and Samoan Drop by Jey, setting up the Superfly Splash for the pin at 2:02.
Shield comes out to stare the Usos down post match.
Ad for The Call on DVD. David Otunga calls Halle Berry and isn't funny. He also gave Kane her cell number.
Here's Heyman to address the CM Punk/Brock Lesnar incident from last week. Heyman would rather do this in person though so here's Punk for a discussion. First up, Punk thinks the fans should know why he's a Paul Heyman guy. Back in 2005, Punk was signed to a WWE contract under VP of Talent Relations Johnny Ace. Ace thought Punk should be sent to Louisville, Kentucky to go through the developmental system.
At the time, Heyman was in charge of the developmental system, but he had been set up to fail. Punk was one of the guys designed to not succeed and a lot of the management told Heyman to cut Punk loose. Despite Heyman's track record, WWE wouldn't listen to him but Heyman never fired Punk. When ECW was restarted, Punk was the first draft pick (not really but whatever).
As for now though, Heyman needs to tell Brock Lesnar that Punk is coming for him. Heyman knows Punk personally and there's no one more relentless or dangerous and Punk will do whatever it takes to bring the beast down. Now we can address the elephant in the room: what happened last week. Until last week, Heyman had never done Punk wrong. Punk wants to know if Heyman sent Brock Lesnar after him and for the first time in his life, Heyman better not lie.
Heyman says on his children, he didn't know Brock was at Raw last week. The fans boo and Heyman says that's exactly what the McMahons and Ace used to say when he said to keep Punk around. The moment Punk said Lesnar needed Heyman's help, he picked a fight with Brock Lesnar. Heyman says there has always been professional jealous between them and that's why we never saw Punk and Lesnar in the same ring together. Paul says he's everything that Punk says he is and one day he'll walk the aisle with Punk again when Punk is in the main event of Wrestlemania.
As uncomfortable as it is for everyone to hear, Heyman loves Punk and he's not going to screw up his dreams because Punk needs a little time for himself. He'll never represent anyone, including Lesnar, against Punk and that's a problem between Heyman and Lesnar. Now everyone is telling Punk to get rid of Heyman so Heyman's fate is in his hands. It's Punk's move and after a long staredown, he hugs Heyman and says he's sorry for doubting him.
Darren Young vs. CM Punk
Young takes over to start and pounds him into the corner before whipping Punk across the ring. Darren stomps away and gets two off a suplex as this is one sided so far. The idea here is that Punk is all out of sorts because of the pre-match stuff. Off to a chinlock before Punk sends him into the corner for a running knee. Punk goes up but gets snapped throat first onto the top rope. Not that it matters as he comes back with the springboard clothesline for two. GTS is countered into the double knee gutbuster for two but it's the Anaconda Vice for the tap out at 5:20.
Post match the Players beat down Punk but Curtis Axel makes the save.
Vickie is on the phone yelling at Brad when Stephanie comes in. She's mad that the Raw MITB participants haven't been announced yet but she'll go to it herself.
Here's Stephanie to introduce the people in the WWE Championship MITB ladder match: CM Punk, Daniel Bryan, Sheamus, Randy Orton, Christian, Kane and Rob Van Dam.
In the back, Brad says he's been working with Stephanie on the MITB roster when Ryback comes in to demand a title match. He wants to face Cena at the PPV but Jericho comes in and says he deserves to be in MITB. Ryback gets in Jericho's face for whining. “I could eat you alive.” Vickie screeches and makes the match between them at MITB.
Post break Punk is annoyed at Heyman for sending Axel down for the save. Next week it's Axel/Punk vs. the Players which makes Punk even more annoyed. He'll do the match but he'll prove that he can do it by himself. Then he's going to win MITB and come after Lesnar because nothing else matters to him.
Here's Mark Henry to address what happened last week. He brags about fooling all of us last week when people were cheering for him and holding up Henry signs. Henry saw people crying because he deserves an Academy Award. He's had people like Steven Speilberg and Tyler Perry reaching out to him but that's not what he wants. Last week he used his friends, family and other WWE superstars and he's not apologizing to anyone.
For years people have been telling him how to live his life and he's not having it anymore. People told him to stop hurting little kids and to go win at the Olympics. At Money in the Bank, a no good dirty lying Mark Henry is going to show up because the people are puppets. Last week he said he's coming home and he is, but he's coming home WWE Champion.
Wyatt Family promo.
The main event is a street fight with 50% of the vote.
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan
Bryan takes it to the corner for the kicks but Orton sends him into another corner to take over. They head to the outside with Orton sending Bryan into the steps and barricade. We go back inside but Bryan baseball slides Orton back to the floor. Bryan loads up the FLYING GOAT but charges head first into a chair as we take a break.
Back with Orton bringing in a table but the time spent with it allows Bryan to moonsault out of the corner. A running clothesline sets up the corner dropkick but Bryan's second charge hits the chair. Another table has been set up at ringside but Bryan can't dropkick Orton off the apron. Instead he baseball slides through Randy's legs and powerbombs him through the table in a smart move.
That only gets two so it's time for the kendo stick shots to Orton's shoulder. Bryan alternates with kicks and stick shots, only to charge into a t-bone suplex through the table in the corner. Back up and they slug it out until Orton dropkicks Bryan down for no cover. Orton counters a top rope rana into a powerbomb for two but takes too long following up, allowing Bryan to hook the NO Lock.
Randy grabs the kendo stick with the free arm and beats the fire out of Bryan to escape before beating on him some more. The RKO is countered into a backslide for two and now it's Bryan beating on Randy with the stick. Back to the NO Lock but Orton gets the stick again. This time though Bryan takes it away and uses the stick to pull on Orton's face for the tap out at 15:46.
Post match Orton shakes Bryan's hand and walks away to end the show.
Results
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan went to a double disqualification
Sheamus/Christian b. Rhodes Scholars – Brogue Kick to Rhodes
Kaitlyn b. Aksana – Spear
Chris Jericho b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when Ricardo Rodriguez interfered
Usos b. Tons of Funk and 3MB – Superfly Splash to Tensai
CM Punk b. Darren Young – Anaconda Vice
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton – NO Lock
Tuesday
Jack Swagger will not serve jail time over his DUI arrest.
Raw got a 2.9, down from last week.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: June 26, 2013
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Tom Phillips
The focus shifts back to the titles tonight as Bo Dallas and Big E. Langston both return to the NXT Arena after their title match two weeks ago. We also have Dawson'Dylan vs. Ohno/Graves for a future title shot against the Wyatt Family. This is a pretty stacked show by NXT standards so let's get to it.
Big E. Langston vs. Aiden English
Langston slams him down twice and the Big Ending finishes English in 42 seconds.
Another Big Ending is good for the five count. Langston goes to leave but comes back in and hits a third Big Ending for a second five count.
Emma is blowing bubbles in the back and says her plan for the match tonight is to win. She says Renee can't have her bubbles but can hold them while Emma has her match.
NXT Women's Title Tournament First Round: Emma vs. Aksana
Aksana takes her to the mat to start and gets two off a backbreaker. Emma avoids a charge in the corner and slides into a sunset flip for two. Aksana works on the arm but the match turns into a catfight with neither being able to take over. Off to a headscissors on Emma before Aksana takes her into the corner for some gyrating. Emma kicks her to the mat and hooks a bridging Indian deathlock called the Dilemma for the tap out at 3:38.
Emma brings some kids in the ring to dance with her.
Leo Kruger is hard to understand. Everything changes next.
Dante Dash vs. Leo Kruger
Dash takes him to the corner to start as we hear about Kruger being a mercenary. Leo pulls him down to the mat and drives some knees into Dash's shoulder to take over. Back up and Kruger bends Dash's arm over the shoulder before sending him into the post. The shoulder goes into the post again and a big clothesline puts Dash down. Kruger's GC3 (seated arm/triceps pull) gets the submission at 2:46. Squash.
The Ascension will rise. Again.
Mickey Keegan vs. Bo Dallas
Dallas takes him down with an armdrag for two as the crowd is SILENT. A pair of atomic drops and a dropkick put Keegan down again and some forearms set up a climbing the corner bulldog. Dallas hits the belly to belly for the pin at 1:47. The fans do not care at all.
Post match Leo Kruger comes in and lays out Keegan before reaching for the title.
Kassius Ohno/Corey Graves vs. Scott Dawson/Garrett Dylan
The winners get a shot at the Wyatt Family at some point to be announced. Ohno starts with Dawson with Kassius cranking on the arm. Off to Graves for more arm cranking before Ohno takes him down with a headlock. Graves comes back in to work on the arm as Phillips inaccurately says the Wyatt Family is undefeated as a tag team. Dawson finally escapes and takes Graves down to bring in Dylan for a neckbreaker for two.
We take a break and come back with Graves still in trouble as Dawson and Dylan continue to cut the ring in half. Dylan hooks a chinlock before a clothesline gets two for Dawson. A jawbreaker gets Graves out of trouble and it's back to Ohno to clean the lower half of the house. A kind of spinning release suplex gets two for Kassius but Dylan makes a blind tag and the trailer boys hit Southern Pride for two. Now it's Ohno in trouble with Dawson getting two off another clothesline.
Dylan comes in to crank on the neck as Regal actually acknowledges a YOU CAN'T WRESTLE chant. Ohno fights up but can't make the tag after sunset flipping Dylan. An elbow to the jaw is enough for the tag to Graves and the fans aren't all that interested. A knee to the face gets two for Graves as everything breaks down. Corey ties Garrett's legs up in the ropes to pound away even more before getting two off a fireman's carry into a backbreaker. Dawson and Ohno go to the floor as Graves takes out Dylan's leg and the Lucky 13 leg lock gets the submission at 9:34 shown of 13:04.
Post match the Wyatt Family hits the ring to beat down their #1 contenders but Adrian Neville comes out for the save. He loads up the Red Arrow but Dawson and Dylan break it up. William Regal of all people runs in for the save but the heels have too much of a numbers advantage. Bray splashes Regal in the corner and the Family's music plays to end the show.
Results
Big E. Langston b. Aiden English – Big Ending
Emma b. Aksana – Dilemma
Leo Kruger b. Dante Dash – GC3
Bo Dallas b. Mickey Keegan – Belly to belly suplex
Corey Graves/Kassius Ohno b. Scott Dawson/Garrett Dylan – Lucky 13 to Dylan
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 27, 2013
Location: Peoria Civic Center, Peoria, Illinois
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Tazz
We're still in Illinois here with a show that TNA spoiled on their website already. The main story here is we're three weeks away from Destination X and the chance at a world title shot against Bully Ray. Other than that we have more from Sting's Main Event Mafia which right now is just him and Kurt Angle plus more in the BFG Series. Let's get to it.
After the usual voiceover gets things going, here's Sting to open the show. He says that after Slammiversary he needed to go back to the roots of the Main Event Mafia so he picked Kurt Angle. Angle says that he and Sting are Mafia Originals from about four years ago. The concept of the Mafia was that everyone had to be a former world champion and they did anything they wanted.
Now, the only people who could stop them are Aces and 8's. They've kept Sting from ever challenging for the world title again and kept Kurt out of the BFG Series. Angle says he and Sting are the new Main Event Mafia and are both Hall of Famers, but that means nothing until Aces and 8's are destroyed and Bully loses the world title. Kurt says tonight there's going to be a third member of the Family to go to war against the bikers.
Video on Sabin winning the X Title at Slammiversary.
Aces and 8's jump Sabin in the back but don't beat him down. Anderson and Doc hold him so Ray can lecture Chris about not overstepping his bounds and coming into the big boys' league.
We meet the first Gut Check contestant: the Big O from Z: True Long Island Story.
X-Division Title: Chris Sabin vs. Kenny King vs. Suicide
King dives into a double dropkick to start so it's Sabin vs. Suicide early on. King comes back with a running dropkick of his own to take both guys down. Suicide is knocked to the floor as Sabin is slammed down, only to have the masked guy come in with a missile dropkick to put King down. Everyone heads to the floor with Sabin diving onto both guys as we take a break.
Back with Sabin putting King on the top rope with his back to the ring, only to have Suicide miss a charge and get caught sitting in the corner. Sabin dropkicks King's body into Suicide for two and your new three way spot of the match. Suicide hits a kind of Diamond Cutter into the middle buckle for two on Chris but King crotches him as the masked dude goes up.
We get the Tower of Doom with Sabin getting the worst of it, allowing King to get some near falls. Sabin comes back with a baseball slide to send Suicide to the floor and the Hail Sabin for two on King. Suicide sends the champ to the floor and gets two off a rollup on King. The Royal Flush is countered into a rollup by Suicide (with a grab of the rope) for the pin at 10:12.
Post match Hogan comes out with a limping guy named TJ Perkins. Hogan says this is the real Suicide and the guy in the ring jumped him and stole the suit. Suicide leaves through the crowd with the title.
Hogan says that Suicide has until the end of the show to unmask.
Ryan Howe is the other Gut Check guy. You might remember him from the last season of Tough Enough. His gimmick here seems to be a musician.
Gut Check: Ryan Howe vs. Adam O'Reiner
O'Reiner gets two off a powerslam to start before pounding Howe on the mat. Adam misses a charge in the corner and Howe puts him down with a jumping back elbow. Howe pounds away but charges into a powerslam for the pin at 2:50. This was junk.
Ray comes in to see TJ Perkins. He's a fan of TJ's work but wants to know if Angle and Sting put TJ up to this tonight. Perkins says no so Ray gets in his face and asks again. TJ says tonight was the opportunity of a lifetime and it was taken away from him but he doesn't know who did it.
We recap Velvet's knee injury and Mickie attacking her to delay the rematch over and over.
Knockouts Title: Velvet Sky vs. Mickie James
Mickie says Velvet is above this despite being a three dollar ****e. Sky spears her down to start and fires off shoulders in the corner to take over. A slam to the mat gets two and Mickie heads to the outside for a breather. Mickie takes over back inside and takes it to the mat before firing off shoulders of her own in the corner. She goes after the bad knee but Velvet comes back with a bulldog for two and the champion heads outside again.
Velvet hooks a headscissors to put Mickie down before pounding away at Mickie's face. Back in and Mickie kicks the bad knee before getting two off a bad DDT. Velvet comes back again but gets hit in the knee one more time, allowing Mickie to hook a freaky deathlock for the tap out at 6:37.
Velvet cries about losing.
We recap the events of the night so far.
Bobby Roode walks past Sting and Angle in the back. The Mafia smiles.
Hogan asks a referee who he thinks Suicide is but can't get any information. The referee is told to tell Suicide either unmask or get fired.
Bound For Glory Series: Magnus vs. Bobby Roode
They fight for arm control to start with neither guy being able to gain the advantage. Magnus gets two off a jumping knee to the face and Roode bails to the outside. Back in and Roode goes after the neck by sending Magnus throat first into the middle rope. A neckbreaker gets two and it's off to a chinlock. Magnus comes back with a backdrop and a clothesline followed by a release suplex. A top rope elbow gets two on Roode but he catches Magnus in the spinebuster. The fisherman's suplex is countered into a falcon's arrow for the pin on Roode at 6:42.
Aces and 8's go into a locker room and ask if anyone is Suicide or if they've spoken to the Mafia. They all deny it but Ray threatens them anyway. Oh and Godderz should lay off the carbs.
Here are James Storm and Gunner with something to say. Storm says tag team wrestling is a science and while they may not be scientists, he's been known as a chemist with his alcohol. You may not get along with your partner, but if you win in the ring you're good to go. That's why he picked Gunner and it's why they're champions.
This brings out Robbie E and Jesse Godderz to say they're the future of tag team wrestling and called the team the Bromance. James: “So are you guys like a thing now?” Robbie: “I DIDN'T SAY THAT!” The name is Bro Mans apparently and Jesse says he has a hot girlfriend so they're clearly into chicks. James calls Tara a butterface so Gunner knocks a charging Jesse out.
Sting and Angle want to go find Suicide.
Bound For Glory Series: Mr. Anderson vs. Samoa Joe
Anderson takes him into the corner but Joe pounds him down with strikes. A running big boot in the corner gets two for Joe as Tenay and Taz bicker again. We head to the floor with Anderson ramming him back first into the apron for two back inside. Anderson gets two off a swinging neckbreaker but Joe fights back into the corner again. Here are Doc and Knux for a distraction, allowing Anderson to get two off a DDT. Joe comes back with a powerslam as the Mafia hits the ring to take out the bikers. Back in the ring Joe blocks the Mic Check and gets caught in the Koquina for the tap out at 5:28.
Joe is the third member of the Mafia.
Here's Hogan to demand who Suicide is tonight. Suicide gets a mic but Hogan has to list off his accomplishments first. Cue Bully Ray who says that he wants to find out who is under the mask as well. Ray claims that Suicide won the title because Sabin had the fear of Bully Ray in him. Bully is a bad person who does bad things so Suicide doesn't want a piece of him. Hogan says take the mask off right now but Suicide says he felt the pain and we share the torment. Suicide says the question is do you know who he is.....and it's Austin Aries, who is going to cash in again this year to win the title. Ray is shocked to end the show.
Results
Suicide b. Chris Sabin and Kenny King – Rollup to King
Adam O'Reiner b. Ryan Howe – Powerslam
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Deathlock
Magnus b. Bobby Roode – Falcon's Arrow
Samoa Joe b. Mr. Anderson – Koquina Clutch
Friday
Smackdown got a .9, up slightly from last week.
Smackdown
Date: June 28, 2013
Location: Colonial Life Arena, Columbia, South Carolina
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole
After Monday we have a lot more of the card set for Money in the Bank. Tonight we'll find out who the Smackdown MITB guys are as well as having a Fiesta Del Rio to celebrate Alberto winning the World Heavyweight Championship again. WWE has picked things up lately so hopefully the positive trend continues. Let's get to it.
We open with the theme song for the first time in months.
There's a pinata above the ring for the fiesta later.
Sheamus vs. Damien Sandow
This is a Dublin street fight which hopefully ends this stupid feud once and for all. Sandow says that South Carolina was the first state to secede from the union and now he wants out of here too. Ya'll isn't a word. It's pronounced you all, as in you all are a bunch of ignoramuses. Sandow pounds away to start and hits Sheamus with a green kendo stick before we head to the floor. Sheamus whips him into the barricade and puts him over the bar at ringside (Irish people like to drink you see) for the ten forearms to the chest.
Sandow blocks a suplex on the floor and sends Sheamus into the post to take over. Sheamus comes back by throwing Sandow into another bar and pelting a keg at him. Now Sandow has a bag of Irish potatoes dropped onto him as we're in the “comedy” portion of the match. Damien sends him into the steps to put Sheamus down again as we take a break.
Back with Sandow running Sheamus over for two back in the ring. Sandow throws in some chairs with one being wedged between the ropes. Sheamus comes back with a green bar stool to the face and the Irish Curse for two. A running knee life puts Sandow on the floor and there's the rolling senton for good measure. Sheamus gets two off the top rope shoulder block but Damien comes back with straight right hands.
The Terminus gets two and Sandow pounds away with the kendo stick. Sheamus easily kicks out and throws a chair at Sandow's face to take over again. Now it's Sandow being beaten with the stick for two but he still fights out of White Noise. Sheamus hits another kendo stick shot to send Sandow into the open chair, followed by the Brogue Kick for the pin at 9:28 shown of 12:58.
Sheamus takes the kendo stick with him and throws the potatoes to the fans.
We look back at the main event from Raw with Bryan making Orton tap out.
Bryan is whistling in the back but Kane gets in his face and tells him not to brag. Kane congratulates Bryan on his win but calls it an upset which sets Bryan off. The big man shuts Bryan up before he can get anywhere with it but Daniel just chalks it up to nerves and hugs him. It's Kane vs. Orton with Bryan on commentary later.
We recap Heyman and Punk's segment from Raw.
Time for MizTV with special guest Paul Heyman. Miz asks about Punk and Lesnar being a tag team but Heyman doesn't want to talk about his personal life. Miz wants to know about Heyman bullying Renee young last week but Heyman says he's just an advocate. Heyman turns the tables saying Miz is a former WWE and Intercontinental Champion by bringing out Curtis Axel. Miz says that Heyman fooled him just like Heyman fooled Punk on Raw. Heyman says he invited Axel and this interview is over unless Miz isn't intimidated by Curtis.
Miz says that Heyman is the walking version of Star Wars: he talks like Yoda, smells like Chewbacca and looks like Jabba the Hut. This makes Axel the WWE version of Luke Skywalker: Luke, you are not your father. Miz says he's going to win the title and Axel says he takes that threat seriously. A fight is about to break out but Heyman says if Miz wants to fight there needs to be a contract and Axel needs to be paid. Heyman makes fun of Miz's catchphrase but Miz cuts him off, only to have Axel lay Miz out with a neckbreaker into a cutter.
AJ Lee vs. Natalya
Before the match Kaitlyn comes out dressed like AJ to make fun of AJ's issues with men. Apparently AJ even dated the timekeeper, the ringside doctor and Lillian Garcia. Unfortunately we get no more elaboration on that as the bell rings. Natalya takes AJ down but AJ escapes a slam and slams Natalya's head into the mat. Kaitlyn skips down to the ring to distract AJ, allowing Natalya to get a rollup pin at 1:05. Kaitlyn in the AJ outfit works VERY well.
Kaitlyn spears AJ down post match.
Bray Wyatt vignette.
Teddy is in the back when Vince comes in. Since Raw is having an All-Star MITB match (Vince's official term for it), Teddy is going to look to the future. His picks are Wade Barrett, Jack Swagger, Antonio Cesaro, Fandango, Dean Ambrose, Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow. Vince is impressed and they practice saying Fandango.
Randy Orton vs. Kane
Bryan is on commentary. Kane grabs a headlock to start but Orton fights free with right hands. He charges into Kane's boot in the corner to put him down as the match slows up a bit. The low dropkick gets two for Kane but Orton whips him into the corner. The announcers ask Bryan if he would cost Kane the briefcase at MITB but get no answer. Kane goes up for the top rope clothesline but gets punched out of the air to give Orton control again.
Orton stomps away and drops a knee for two but ducks his head to get caught in the running DDT. We take a break and come back with Kane putting on a nerve hold. Orton fights up as Bryan gets on the announce table to play cheerleader. Orton hits the backbreaker to escape and Bryan's chant becomes NO. A Thesz Press puts Kane down but he kicks Orton's head off for two. Back up again and Orton hits a dropkick for two of his own, only to get caught in a side slam. This back and forth stuff is working very well.
The top rope clothesline is broken up again, but Kane fights out of the superplex and hits the clothesline on the third try. A back elbow blocks the chokeslam attempt and Orton's powerslam gets two. The Elevated DDT is countered but neither finisher can hit. Instead it's the Elevated DDT to send Kane to the floor where Bryan encourages his partner. Bryan helps Kane get back in but he walks into the RKO for the pin at 9:13 shown of 12:13.
Ryback vs. Justin Gabriel
Gabriel fires off some kicks to start but Ryback comes back with a hard kick to Gabriel's chest to take over. Ryback misses another big boot and catches himself on the top rope, allowing Justin to fire kicks into the leg. Gabriel charges into the corner but dives into the Shell Shock for the pin at 1:51. Much like Monday, this was basically a face match by Ryback as he fought through trouble to win.
Immediately after the match here's Jericho to talk about how Ryback may be a killer, he's also a whiner, a complainer, a butcher, a baker and a giant excuse maker. Ryback shouts that he's injured so Jericho starts a Cryback chant. Jericho says he's going to give something to make Ryback cry about and goes after the big man, only to have Ryback bail from the Walls. Ryback whines that he should be WWE Champion and leaves.
I'll never get WWE's theory of turning guys like Ryback. “Well this guy is over as a face, so let's change everything that got him over and wonder why he isn't over as a heel.” It works for people when they've had great success, but Ryback never actually won anything, so you're taking the only things he has going for him away and making him less of an intimidating monster and more just pathetic.
Bray Wyatt vignette.
Shield vs. Usos/Christian
Shield beat down Christian again on Main Event but the Usos made the save. Jey and his cousin Roman quickly fall to the floor and we take an early break. Back with Ambrose stomping on Jey before it's back to Reigns. The big guy hooks a front facelock but lets go to Superman punch Jimmy off the apron. The double tag brings in Ambrose and Christian cleans house with the jumping back elbow.
Rollins breaks up the spear but Christian backdrops him on the floor. Back in and Dean rolls through a cross body for two, only to get caught in a tornado DDT for the same. Reigns comes back in and sends Christian to the floor but gets taken out by Jey. Rollins dives on both Usos and Dean looks to do the same but he walks into a spear from Christian for the pin at 5:18 shown of 8:48.
It's time for Fiesta Del Rio so here are the mariachis to play the champion to the ring. Ricardo does the full entrance and insults the crowd for some good cheap heat. There are red white and green balloons and a big bowl of chips and salsa. The pinata has Ziggler's face on it which makes more sense than most pinatas (sidebar: I've never understood the mentality behind pinatas. “Hey kids, here's one of your favorite cartoon characters. Now let's beat it with a stick until it busts open and you can eat whatever comes out!”
.Del Rio says it's time to celebrate him being a four time champion and we're going to do it his way. He says he's going to speak Spanish tonight, drawing a USA chant. Del Rio speaks Spanish and says this is a party for him and not for any of the people. When he won the title, he didn't need to use a Money in the Bank contract like Ziggler did. The fans chant USA so Del Rio calls them ignorant and switches back to English.
We'll start the games with the pinata. Del Rio busts it open with two swings and says he broke it open like he bashed Ziggler's head in. He'll do the same thing again at MITB to retain the title. Del Rio poses and wants to know where Ziggler is. This brings out Dolph for the brawl but Del Rio throws him into the salsa. Ziggler throws Ricardo through the food table and hits the Zig Zag on the champion. Dolph swings a guitar at Del Rio but Alberto runs away, leaving Ricardo to take El Cabong. Ziggler plays guitar with the mariachis as balloons fall to end the show.
Results
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow – Brogue Kick
Natalya b. AJ Lee – Rollup
Randy Orton b. Kane – RKO
Ryback b. Justin Gabriel – Shell Shock
Christian/Usos b. Shield – Spear to Ambrose
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Nothing else.
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan went to a double disqualification
Sheamus/Christian b. Rhodes Scholars – Brogue Kick to Rhodes
Kaitlyn b. Aksana – Spear
Chris Jericho b. Alberto Del Rio via DQ when Ricardo Rodriguez interfered
Usos b. Tons of Funk and 3MB – Superfly Splash to Tensai
CM Punk b. Darren Young – Anaconda Vice
Daniel Bryan b. Randy Orton – NO Lock
NXT
Big E. Langston b. Aiden English – Big Ending
Emma b. Aksana – Dilemma
Leo Kruger b. Dante Dash – GC3
Bo Dallas b. Mickey Keegan – Belly to belly suplex
Corey Graves/Kassius Ohno b. Scott Dawson/Garrett Dylan – Lucky 13 to Dylan
Impact Wrestling
Suicide b. Chris Sabin and Kenny King – Rollup to King
Adam O'Reiner b. Ryan Howe – Powerslam
Mickie James b. Velvet Sky – Deathlock
Magnus b. Bobby Roode – Falcon's Arrow
Samoa Joe b. Mr. Anderson – Koquina Clutch
Smackdown
Sheamus b. Damien Sandow – Brogue Kick
Natalya b. AJ Lee – Rollup
Randy Orton b. Kane – RKO
Ryback b. Justin Gabriel – Shell Shock
Christian/Usos b. Shield – Spear to Ambrose