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Friday
Impact got a 1.2.
Smackdown
Date: June 24, 2011
Location: Giant Center, Hershey, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Josh Matthews, Booker T, Michael Cole
First show after Capitol Punishment which will likely see more continuation in Orton vs. Christian. Other than that its kind of hard to say as there arent many other big time feuds going on this show. Maybe some more Rhodes vs. Bryan which has been solid and perhaps an IC Title match from Jackson. Unfortunately itll probably just be a rematch with Barrett which doesnt sound all that thrilling. Lets get to it.
Do you know your enemy? Mine is finding a copy of this show this week.
Heres Teddy. I wonder how his arms still work with how far he swings them. He says that the title match on Sunday had a controversial ending and for once hes right. Teddy calls out Christian who is all mad about the ending to the match. We get a clip of said ending and Teddy agrees that it was a bad call. He apologizes to the fans but the decision stand.
Christian freaks because HE deserves the apology, not the fans. He says he deserves another title match because of not only that but also what Orton did after the match. Teddy says Orton committed actions unbecoming of a champion. The Canadians wants another shot and Teddy says you have to earn it. The decision was bad, but it was also final. Christian has to earn his shot tonight against Kane. Christian yells a lot as Teddy leaves.
I was right. Barrett gets his rematch tonight.
Shawn will be on Raw. Also, Sin Cara vs. Bourne due to the votes being messed up.
Sin Cara vs. Ted DiBiase
Apparently DiBiase has celebrity friends now. There go the lights again. Booker calls Teddy a follower and apparently hes following Cody because he cant help it. Cara speeds things up and the fans are way behind him. Nice dive to the floor which looked a bit edited. Back in and DiBiase gets a dropkick to counter a springboard cross body for two. DiBiase gets a HARD kick to the head to take over even more.
Following clothesline gets two. Cara gets his feet up in the corner and hits a middle rope dropkick for two. Things speed up a bit and Cara gets a rana to take over. Dropkick puts Ted down again and a pretty nice armdrag. He tries a springboard .something, but is caught in a sitout spinebuster for two. Cara hits the ropes again and goes into a headscissors, spinning around multiple times before he slams DiBiase down into a crossface position but instead covers for the pin at 5:09.
We get a clip of Bryan getting paper bagged on Raw by Rhodes.
Cody Rhodes vs. Daniel Bryan
Cody comes out first and says he loves chocolate. He calls this town the modern day Sodom because it makes more chocolate than anywhere in the world, making everyone fat and ugly. Booker is handed a bag, cracking up Cole. Bryan interrupts and says hes sick of this. He makes fun of the mask, saying Cody should put the cup in his pants, not on his face. Looks arent everything and his proof is a picture of Codys pop, Dusty Rhodes. He looked horrible but was interesting and charismatic, which are things that Cody isnt. Bryan thinks Cody is a bitter and arrogant jerk who will never live up to his fathers standards.
Those are of course fighting words and as the bell rings, Cole is using a paper bag like a puppet because hes .uhhh .stupid. Oh its a Booker puppet. You can tell because it has the word Booker on the top of it. Bryan reverses La Magistral into a pinning combination for two. Cody gets sent to the floor and is all ticked off over it. DiBiase comes out for moral support I guess as we take a break.
Back with Cody sending him to the floor. Rhodes hammers away even more as Cole argues with Booker. Off to the arm and then into a Russian legsweep. Almost all Cody so far in this other than a little bit at the beginning. Bryan finally comes out of the corner and mostly misses a Pele-style kick. A rana off the top with Rhodes not looking that good with it gets two for Bryan.
Bryan gets all fired up and throws his kicks. Booker calling him D Bry is rather annoying. LeBell Lock doesnt work and neither does a series of rollups. The both try cross bodies and collide hard. Bryan takes DiBiase out but walks into the Beautiful Disaster and his leg is caught in the ropes. Another one sets up the Cross Rhodes and were done at 8:53 shown of 12:23.
Bryan is bagged again post match.
Johnny Curtis has ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise in front of him but leaves the mustard, because he cant cut it.
Show is in the back to talk about the attack from Mark Henry, saying hes fine. He doesnt have much to say to Striker. Show says Henry was in the wrong place at the wrong time. This results in a video about Henry for some reason. As Show is talking some more, Henry pops up to spear him through the set and says better is better.
Intercontinental Title: Ezekiel Jackson vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett jumps him in the aisle to take over. This is pre-match I think. The referee says hes not ringing the bell until Zeke is on his feet. Here we go and Barrett has a big advantage. Neckbreaker gets two. Jackson gets in some kicks but thats about all as Barrett takes him down and throws on a chinlock. Boss Man Slam gets two.
Jackson catches Barrett in a release Rock Bottom to get us back to even. And never mind as Barrett takes over on the floor again and gets two back inside. Barrett tries Wasteland but Jackson easily counters it into the Torture Rack and were done at 4:35. Dang it I wanted to see those slams!
Orton says its borderline comical that Christian might get another shot and hes laughing on the inside. Hell face Christian again if Christian wins, but the closest Christian will get to the title is having it go upside his head.
Slater and Gabriel make fun of Barrett, who says he has big plans. He also wants to know where theyve been for the last few weeks. They say theyre going to go win a rematch.
Usos vs. Justin Gabriel/Heath Slater
The Usos are embracing their wild Samoan side a big more it seems with what sounds like a tribal chant to start their music and they yell a lot. Apparently it was a war dance they were doing. Slater/Gabriel have new music that is pretty generic but not bad. Gabriel starts vs. well call him Jimmy. Quickly off to Jey who gets a northern lights suplex for two.
Justin sends him to the floor and Slater adds in a dive to take over. The former champions tag in and out rather well. The crowd isnt all that thrilled here but theyre trying at least. Booker and Josh have no idea which Uso is which. Gabriel teases a springboard but takes Jimmys leg out instead. Off to a Fujiwara Armbar which doesnt last long. Off to Jey and Slater who is caught in a Bubba Bomb for no cover. Oh apparently thats Jimmy. Does it really matter? Jimmy pop locks or something before hitting a superkick to Slater but the top rope splash eats knees and were done at 4:28.
Cena says dont try this.
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Jinder Mahal
Khali comes into the ring but Guido hasnt rung the bell yet in the first place. This is a big beating and Mahal leaves Tatsu laying with a full nelson slam. Khali sends him to the floor and the Indians stand tall. Match never even started. Mahal says that was just a sample and that he was born the best. There will be no more dancing and no more kiss cam because the Eastern Winds will blow through the entire WWE.
Kane vs. Christian
Id assume if Kane wins he gets the shot at the PPV. Christian has to use speed to start but baldie shoves him around with ease. Kane sends him into the buckle chest first and the beating is on. Christian gets a right hand in but it just ticks Kane off so he pops Christian down with ease. Christian tries some leverage stuff and guillotines Kanes throat on the top rope.
The Canadian takes over and tries to smother Kane more or less by putting his hands over Kanes mouth. Thats one way to put him down. Christian low bridges Kane and we head to the floor where Kane is rammed into the railing. Back inside, Christian goes up and hits a swan dive to keep Kane down. We hit the chinlock and take a break. Back with Christian still in control and firing off some right hands.
Those dont seem to work as Kane hits a side slam for two. Kane takes over and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam for two. Christian tries to go up and manages to hit the tornado DDT for two. Kane gets a big boot and heads up. Christian pulls him off, only for two though. He throws a bit of a fit and is all upset about the kickout. The fit ends and Christian goes up, only to jump into an uppercut for two. Kane goes up one more time and this time the clothesline hits. Kane calls for the chokeslam .and heres Mark Henry for the DQ at 10:07 shown of 13:37.
Henry keeps beating on Kane post match and goes after Christian for a bit before they double team Kane. Teddy comes out and says one more match, this time in a tag team match. Orton comes out to be the partner. Nice pop for Randy.
Kane/Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry/Christian
I guess whoever gets the pin gets the shot? Its not really clear. Actually Id bet its only Christian that can because there was never any mention of Kane potentially winning the shot. Christian and Orton start us off after the break. Orton takes over quickly and hits the knee drop for two. Christian brings in Henry who runs through Orton and its back to Christian.
Ok apparently if Christians team wins, he gets the shot. So whats in this for Kane and Henry? Henry misses a drop onto Ortons chest and heres Kane. Kane is sent to the floor but guillotines Henry on the top rope for two. Theres the top rope clothesline for two. Henry runs over Kane too and its off to Christian. He hammers on the back of Kane as this has been almost one sided.
The big fat tub of goo comes in again and gets two off a right hand. Kane gets a chokeslam out of nowhere and both guys are down. Double tags bring in Orton and Christian and Randy hits his chest sticking out Thesz Press. Henry comes in but cant get the Worlds Strongest Slam. Orton counters into an RKO attempt but is shoved into Christian who takes the RKO instead. Henry is legal though and hits the Slam for the pin at 7:31.
Christian taunts Randy with the belt to end the show.
Results
Sin Cara b. Ted DiBiase Headscissors into a mat slam
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Ezekiel Jackson b. Wade Barrett Torture Rack
Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel b. The Usos Slater pinned Jimmy with a small package
Kane b. Christian via DQ when Mark Henry interfered
Mark Henry/Christian b. Randy Orton/Kane Worlds Strongest Slam to Orton
Saturday
Chavo Guerrero asked for and got his release. Apparently hes very happy over it.
Sunday
Davey Richards won the ROH World Title. Took him long enough.
Quick Results
Raw
Kelly Kelly b. Brie Bella Victory Roll
Mason Ryan b. Evan Bourne Sit Out Rock Bottom
Kane b. Mark Henry in an arm wrestling match via DQ when Henry punched Kane
Kofi Kingston b. Dolph Ziggler Kingston won the third fall by DQ when Ziggler hit him with the microphone
Daniel Bryan b. Cody Rhodes Small Package
Randy Orton/John Cena/Alex Riley b. R-Truth/Christian/The Miz STF to Christian
NXT
Yoshi Tatsu/Vladimir Kozlov/Conor OBrian b. Darren Young/JTG/Chavo Guerrero High Kick to JTG
Zack Ryder b. Titus ONeil Rough Ryder
Impact
Bully Ray b. Scott Steiner Ray pinned Steiner after a chain shot to the throat
Jackie/ODB b. Velvet Sky/Miss Tessmacher Jackie pinned Sky after a low blow
Crimson/Matt Morgan b. Beer Money Carbon Footprint to Roode
Zema Ion b. Dakota Darsow and Federico Palacios 450 Splash to Darsow
Winter b. Mickie James Pin after a backbreaker from Angelina Love
Abyss b. Sting via DQ when Sting hit Abyss with a barbed wire glove
Smackdown
Sin Cara b. Ted DiBiase Headscissors into a mat slam
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Ezekiel Jackson b. Wade Barrett Torture Rack
Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel b. The Usos Slater pinned Jimmy with a small package
Kane b. Christian via DQ when Mark Henry interfered
Mark Henry/Christian b. Randy Orton/Kane Worlds Strongest Slam to Orton
Impact got a 1.2.
Smackdown
Date: June 24, 2011
Location: Giant Center, Hershey, Pennsylvania
Commentators: Josh Matthews, Booker T, Michael Cole
First show after Capitol Punishment which will likely see more continuation in Orton vs. Christian. Other than that its kind of hard to say as there arent many other big time feuds going on this show. Maybe some more Rhodes vs. Bryan which has been solid and perhaps an IC Title match from Jackson. Unfortunately itll probably just be a rematch with Barrett which doesnt sound all that thrilling. Lets get to it.
Do you know your enemy? Mine is finding a copy of this show this week.
Heres Teddy. I wonder how his arms still work with how far he swings them. He says that the title match on Sunday had a controversial ending and for once hes right. Teddy calls out Christian who is all mad about the ending to the match. We get a clip of said ending and Teddy agrees that it was a bad call. He apologizes to the fans but the decision stand.
Christian freaks because HE deserves the apology, not the fans. He says he deserves another title match because of not only that but also what Orton did after the match. Teddy says Orton committed actions unbecoming of a champion. The Canadians wants another shot and Teddy says you have to earn it. The decision was bad, but it was also final. Christian has to earn his shot tonight against Kane. Christian yells a lot as Teddy leaves.
I was right. Barrett gets his rematch tonight.
Shawn will be on Raw. Also, Sin Cara vs. Bourne due to the votes being messed up.
Sin Cara vs. Ted DiBiase
Apparently DiBiase has celebrity friends now. There go the lights again. Booker calls Teddy a follower and apparently hes following Cody because he cant help it. Cara speeds things up and the fans are way behind him. Nice dive to the floor which looked a bit edited. Back in and DiBiase gets a dropkick to counter a springboard cross body for two. DiBiase gets a HARD kick to the head to take over even more.
Following clothesline gets two. Cara gets his feet up in the corner and hits a middle rope dropkick for two. Things speed up a bit and Cara gets a rana to take over. Dropkick puts Ted down again and a pretty nice armdrag. He tries a springboard .something, but is caught in a sitout spinebuster for two. Cara hits the ropes again and goes into a headscissors, spinning around multiple times before he slams DiBiase down into a crossface position but instead covers for the pin at 5:09.
We get a clip of Bryan getting paper bagged on Raw by Rhodes.
Cody Rhodes vs. Daniel Bryan
Cody comes out first and says he loves chocolate. He calls this town the modern day Sodom because it makes more chocolate than anywhere in the world, making everyone fat and ugly. Booker is handed a bag, cracking up Cole. Bryan interrupts and says hes sick of this. He makes fun of the mask, saying Cody should put the cup in his pants, not on his face. Looks arent everything and his proof is a picture of Codys pop, Dusty Rhodes. He looked horrible but was interesting and charismatic, which are things that Cody isnt. Bryan thinks Cody is a bitter and arrogant jerk who will never live up to his fathers standards.
Those are of course fighting words and as the bell rings, Cole is using a paper bag like a puppet because hes .uhhh .stupid. Oh its a Booker puppet. You can tell because it has the word Booker on the top of it. Bryan reverses La Magistral into a pinning combination for two. Cody gets sent to the floor and is all ticked off over it. DiBiase comes out for moral support I guess as we take a break.
Back with Cody sending him to the floor. Rhodes hammers away even more as Cole argues with Booker. Off to the arm and then into a Russian legsweep. Almost all Cody so far in this other than a little bit at the beginning. Bryan finally comes out of the corner and mostly misses a Pele-style kick. A rana off the top with Rhodes not looking that good with it gets two for Bryan.
Bryan gets all fired up and throws his kicks. Booker calling him D Bry is rather annoying. LeBell Lock doesnt work and neither does a series of rollups. The both try cross bodies and collide hard. Bryan takes DiBiase out but walks into the Beautiful Disaster and his leg is caught in the ropes. Another one sets up the Cross Rhodes and were done at 8:53 shown of 12:23.
Bryan is bagged again post match.
Johnny Curtis has ketchup, mustard and mayonnaise in front of him but leaves the mustard, because he cant cut it.
Show is in the back to talk about the attack from Mark Henry, saying hes fine. He doesnt have much to say to Striker. Show says Henry was in the wrong place at the wrong time. This results in a video about Henry for some reason. As Show is talking some more, Henry pops up to spear him through the set and says better is better.
Intercontinental Title: Ezekiel Jackson vs. Wade Barrett
Barrett jumps him in the aisle to take over. This is pre-match I think. The referee says hes not ringing the bell until Zeke is on his feet. Here we go and Barrett has a big advantage. Neckbreaker gets two. Jackson gets in some kicks but thats about all as Barrett takes him down and throws on a chinlock. Boss Man Slam gets two.
Jackson catches Barrett in a release Rock Bottom to get us back to even. And never mind as Barrett takes over on the floor again and gets two back inside. Barrett tries Wasteland but Jackson easily counters it into the Torture Rack and were done at 4:35. Dang it I wanted to see those slams!
Orton says its borderline comical that Christian might get another shot and hes laughing on the inside. Hell face Christian again if Christian wins, but the closest Christian will get to the title is having it go upside his head.
Slater and Gabriel make fun of Barrett, who says he has big plans. He also wants to know where theyve been for the last few weeks. They say theyre going to go win a rematch.
Usos vs. Justin Gabriel/Heath Slater
The Usos are embracing their wild Samoan side a big more it seems with what sounds like a tribal chant to start their music and they yell a lot. Apparently it was a war dance they were doing. Slater/Gabriel have new music that is pretty generic but not bad. Gabriel starts vs. well call him Jimmy. Quickly off to Jey who gets a northern lights suplex for two.
Justin sends him to the floor and Slater adds in a dive to take over. The former champions tag in and out rather well. The crowd isnt all that thrilled here but theyre trying at least. Booker and Josh have no idea which Uso is which. Gabriel teases a springboard but takes Jimmys leg out instead. Off to a Fujiwara Armbar which doesnt last long. Off to Jey and Slater who is caught in a Bubba Bomb for no cover. Oh apparently thats Jimmy. Does it really matter? Jimmy pop locks or something before hitting a superkick to Slater but the top rope splash eats knees and were done at 4:28.
Cena says dont try this.
Yoshi Tatsu vs. Jinder Mahal
Khali comes into the ring but Guido hasnt rung the bell yet in the first place. This is a big beating and Mahal leaves Tatsu laying with a full nelson slam. Khali sends him to the floor and the Indians stand tall. Match never even started. Mahal says that was just a sample and that he was born the best. There will be no more dancing and no more kiss cam because the Eastern Winds will blow through the entire WWE.
Kane vs. Christian
Id assume if Kane wins he gets the shot at the PPV. Christian has to use speed to start but baldie shoves him around with ease. Kane sends him into the buckle chest first and the beating is on. Christian gets a right hand in but it just ticks Kane off so he pops Christian down with ease. Christian tries some leverage stuff and guillotines Kanes throat on the top rope.
The Canadian takes over and tries to smother Kane more or less by putting his hands over Kanes mouth. Thats one way to put him down. Christian low bridges Kane and we head to the floor where Kane is rammed into the railing. Back inside, Christian goes up and hits a swan dive to keep Kane down. We hit the chinlock and take a break. Back with Christian still in control and firing off some right hands.
Those dont seem to work as Kane hits a side slam for two. Kane takes over and hits a tilt-a-whirl slam for two. Christian tries to go up and manages to hit the tornado DDT for two. Kane gets a big boot and heads up. Christian pulls him off, only for two though. He throws a bit of a fit and is all upset about the kickout. The fit ends and Christian goes up, only to jump into an uppercut for two. Kane goes up one more time and this time the clothesline hits. Kane calls for the chokeslam .and heres Mark Henry for the DQ at 10:07 shown of 13:37.
Henry keeps beating on Kane post match and goes after Christian for a bit before they double team Kane. Teddy comes out and says one more match, this time in a tag team match. Orton comes out to be the partner. Nice pop for Randy.
Kane/Randy Orton vs. Mark Henry/Christian
I guess whoever gets the pin gets the shot? Its not really clear. Actually Id bet its only Christian that can because there was never any mention of Kane potentially winning the shot. Christian and Orton start us off after the break. Orton takes over quickly and hits the knee drop for two. Christian brings in Henry who runs through Orton and its back to Christian.
Ok apparently if Christians team wins, he gets the shot. So whats in this for Kane and Henry? Henry misses a drop onto Ortons chest and heres Kane. Kane is sent to the floor but guillotines Henry on the top rope for two. Theres the top rope clothesline for two. Henry runs over Kane too and its off to Christian. He hammers on the back of Kane as this has been almost one sided.
The big fat tub of goo comes in again and gets two off a right hand. Kane gets a chokeslam out of nowhere and both guys are down. Double tags bring in Orton and Christian and Randy hits his chest sticking out Thesz Press. Henry comes in but cant get the Worlds Strongest Slam. Orton counters into an RKO attempt but is shoved into Christian who takes the RKO instead. Henry is legal though and hits the Slam for the pin at 7:31.
Christian taunts Randy with the belt to end the show.
Results
Sin Cara b. Ted DiBiase Headscissors into a mat slam
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Ezekiel Jackson b. Wade Barrett Torture Rack
Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel b. The Usos Slater pinned Jimmy with a small package
Kane b. Christian via DQ when Mark Henry interfered
Mark Henry/Christian b. Randy Orton/Kane Worlds Strongest Slam to Orton
Saturday
Chavo Guerrero asked for and got his release. Apparently hes very happy over it.
Sunday
Davey Richards won the ROH World Title. Took him long enough.
Quick Results
Raw
Kelly Kelly b. Brie Bella Victory Roll
Mason Ryan b. Evan Bourne Sit Out Rock Bottom
Kane b. Mark Henry in an arm wrestling match via DQ when Henry punched Kane
Kofi Kingston b. Dolph Ziggler Kingston won the third fall by DQ when Ziggler hit him with the microphone
Daniel Bryan b. Cody Rhodes Small Package
Randy Orton/John Cena/Alex Riley b. R-Truth/Christian/The Miz STF to Christian
NXT
Yoshi Tatsu/Vladimir Kozlov/Conor OBrian b. Darren Young/JTG/Chavo Guerrero High Kick to JTG
Zack Ryder b. Titus ONeil Rough Ryder
Impact
Bully Ray b. Scott Steiner Ray pinned Steiner after a chain shot to the throat
Jackie/ODB b. Velvet Sky/Miss Tessmacher Jackie pinned Sky after a low blow
Crimson/Matt Morgan b. Beer Money Carbon Footprint to Roode
Zema Ion b. Dakota Darsow and Federico Palacios 450 Splash to Darsow
Winter b. Mickie James Pin after a backbreaker from Angelina Love
Abyss b. Sting via DQ when Sting hit Abyss with a barbed wire glove
Smackdown
Sin Cara b. Ted DiBiase Headscissors into a mat slam
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Ezekiel Jackson b. Wade Barrett Torture Rack
Heath Slater/Justin Gabriel b. The Usos Slater pinned Jimmy with a small package
Kane b. Christian via DQ when Mark Henry interfered
Mark Henry/Christian b. Randy Orton/Kane Worlds Strongest Slam to Orton