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Monday
Ace is officially out as VP of Talent Relations.
Smackdown got a 1.7.
Del Rio is officially out of No Way Out.
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 11, 2012
Location: XL Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
It's the final Raw before No Way Out and it's a three hour special. The main draw tonight is that Vince is here to give Ace another performance evaluation. Also we may find out what's going on with Del Rio, who may have a legit concussion and may be out of the title match on Sunday. We might even get some more contact between Cena and Big Show tonight if we're unlucky. Let's get to it.
Theme song opens us up.
Here's Ace for the performance evaluation. Vince comes out and asks why he shouldn't be fired. Ace says people power, and that we're approaching the 100th episode of Raw. Yes, 100th. Vince asks the fans if they love people power, which of course gets booed loudly. He asks Ace about Lesnar and the big bonus to Big Show, the latter of which hasn't performed well since 1999.
Ace reminds Vince about having his head shoved into Big Show against DX. Ace says that this is the new Big Show which will be proven on Sunday in the cage. Vince makes fun of Ace's voice but gets cut off by Sheamus of all people. Vince introduces Sheamus to Ace which made me chuckle for some reason. Sheamus says he's been listening to this and that he agrees with Ace. Ace really is the friend that he says he is.
He's the kind of a guy that'll fine you half a million dollars just because he can, or carry a grudge against you for bumping into him on the way to the ring. Vince stops to point out that Fire Johnny is the #1 trend worldwide. Sheamus calls Ace the worst GM ever and Vince should fire him. Ace says that he's going to go find an opponent for Sheamus and Vince says it better be good or he's fired. Vince rides away on Ace's scooter because he's Vince McMahon. Then he shoves it off the stage and does his walk to the back.
Back from a break and it's officially confirmed that Del Rio is out of Sunday due to a concussion.
Sheamus vs. Tensai
They trade power moves to start and Sheamus pounds him into the corner. Tensai charges into a boot and Sheamus takes out the knee. Back up and Tensai hammers him down with an elbow, but Sheamus comes back with a clothesline to send both guys to the floor as we take a break. Back with Tensai working over Sheamus in the corner before hitting a running splash. Vader Bomb gets two.
Sheamus is trickling a little blood out of his mouth. Either that or his hair is melting. I guess it fires him up as he comes back with some ax handles. Tensai knocks him to the apron and we get the ten forearms from the outside instead of the inside. The top rope shoulder is caught in the Baldo Bomb but it only gets two. Back up and the Brogue Kick ends this out of nowhere at 9:19.
Vince says that's strike one to Ace. Vickie comes in and suggests either Ziggler or Swagger to face Sheamus or both in a triple threat match. Ace says he has a great idea but asks Teddy for his thoughts first. Teddy says there are four former world champions here, with Khali and Christian being the other two. He suggests a fourway elimination match with the winner facing Sheamus. Vince likes it too, so Ace tells teddy to go get coffee. Ace offers him a fist bump and Vince says he has small hands.
Back with Tensai destroying Sakomoto, which is a good thing as the guy never really did anything.
We hear from Seth Green about his time as guest host of Raw.
Truth says he feels fine after getting attacked by Big Show. Little Jimmy however was traumatized. Truth tells Jimmy to straighten up. On Sunday, Big Show is going to lose to Cena. And Truth is now unconscious from a right hand.
Ad for the 1000th episode, which says that DX will be there.
Santino Marella/Layla vs. Beth Phoenix/Ricardo Rodriguez
Ricardo wrestles in his tuxedo of course. The girls start but Ricardo tags himself in. Santino has to come in now so Beth tags herself back in, telling Ricardo to stay out. Layla beats up both villains and Ricardo goes to the floor. Santino comes after him with the Cobra but Ricardo runs away....right into the post. Beth kicks Layla in the knee and hits the Glam Slam for the pin at 2:57. Total comedy match.
Post match Ricardo celebrates but Santino rips his shirt off, revealing a Justin Bieber t-shirt.
Otunga sucks up to Vince who isn't impressed. Kofi storms in and demands a match with Show tonight, which is ok. Ace makes it a cage match as a preview for No Way Out.
Here's Bryan to talk about the triple threat match. He says that one of the three wrestlers in the match is unlike the other, and it's clearly him. He's different because he doesn't have AJ to deal with on Sunday. Punk has tried to steal her after Bryan proved he was a better wrestler and Kane is fascinated by any girl that looks at him and doesn't vomit. Bryan says AJ is still obsessed with him, because once you go Bryan, you never go back. He says he'll win the title on Sunday, but here's Punk.
Punk says that for someone who is over AJ, Bryan talks about her a lot. AJ and Punk have one thing in common and that's Bryan. Outside of the ring, AJ is out of Bryan's league, and inside the ring, Punk is way out of Bryan's league. Punk likes crazy chicks, but he likes the WWE Title even more. On Sunday, it's about the title and Punk will either beat the deranged out of his mind freak, or he'll beat Kane. Either way he's leaving with the title.
Bryan: No, No, No. Bryan says Punk has changed. He used to be the voice of the voiceless but now he panders to everyone. The people have no voice because they have nothing to say. They chant that Big Show is a sellout, but the real sellout is Punk. Punk: So says the 'superstar' in the YES YES YES t-shirt. Punk talks about his shoot a year ago and how many people have complimented him on it since. It's not Punk that has changed, but rather the people that have changed.
Just like him, Bryan has broken through the glass ceiling, but since then he's become an insecure self-obsessed goat faced moron. The fans of course chant goat face. On Sunday, Bryan is getting a wake up call when he gets put to sleep. Cue Kane who talks about all of the things he's done on Raw, including setting fire to JR, electrocuting Shane's testicles and tombstoning a priest. His pipe bombs are actual bombs, so he'll win the title on Sunday.
This brings out AJ who says he could see it in Kane's eyes that he has a heart. Punk: You've gotta love crazy chicks. AJ says that you never get over your first love, and then she smiles at Punk. Punk is the coolest guy she's ever known in her life. Bryan wants to know the point of this, which AJ says is that the best man will win. Ace pops up on screen and makes Bryan/Kane vs. Punk/AJ.
Christian vs. Great Khali vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Jack Swagger
Elimination rules and the winner gets Sheamus on Sunday. If Christian wins, Cody gets his title match at some later date. Khali chops everyone down to start and dominates, until the three blondes triple team him down. Christian hits a frog splash and they dog pile him for the pin and a break. Back with Christian getting double teamed for two. He backdrops Ziggler to the floor though and makes his comeback on Swagger.
Jack charges into an elbow in the corner and takes a jumping back version off the middle rope as well. Ziggler back in with a rollup on Christian for two, but Christian sends the team into each other. Killswitch is countered as is the corner sunset flip. The Vader Bomb hits feet and the corner sunset flip hits for two. Ankle lock goes on Christian but he makes the rope....which doesn't count for some reason. Instead he sends Swagger into the post and hits the Killswitch but Ziggler steals the pin.
Vickie yells at him, allowing Christian to roll him up for two. Ziggler works over the knee and hooks a modified half crab. That gets escaped pretty quickly so Ziggler hooks the sleeper. That gets countered as well and Christian spears him down for two. Killswitch is countered into the Zig Zag which also gets two. Christian's reverse DDT gets two and he goes up. Ziggler tries to run up the ropes but gets shoved down. Vickie's distraction lets him get up though so Christian jumps down, reinjuring his ankle. Zig Zag gives Dolph the title shot at 12:20.
Vince is talking to Natalya who wants another Hart Family gathering on Raw. Vince says he'll see them later but runs into Brodus' chicks. The Funkadactyls beg Vince to let Brodus back on Raw but he says no. A dance party ensues. Ryder pops up with his jaw hanging open. Vince says WOO WOO WOO You Know It.
Ryback vs. Willard Fillmore/Rutherford Hayes
Ryback kills one of them and the other tries to run. Ryback kills him on the floor with a clothesline then throws him over the top rope and back in from the floor. Double Samoan Buster ends this in about 1:30.
Vince and Horny are watching Horny's JR impression from Smackdown and Vince does a JR impression. Cena comes in (pop of the night) and they talk about their respective Wrestlemania failures. He wants Ace to be fired tonight and he won't help Kofi. Cena leaves and Otunga comes in, talking about how Vince shouldn't fire Ace. Vince: No one likes someone that kisses another man's behind. No offense. The camera pans over to Regal who is sitting on the couch. Funny stuff.
Kofi Kingston vs. Big Show
Cage match. Show's entrance is after a break and Brodus vs. Otunga is announced as the pre-show match on Sunday. Kofi charges at Show to start but he gets thrown down very quickly. The beating begins with Kofi being thrown into the cage time after time. After about five minutes of Show standing around, Kofi dives at the cage wall then jumps over Show to get some separation. Trouble In Paradise gets one and Kofi goes for the door. WMD kills Kofi and Show walks out at 7:24.
Sin Cara vs. Curt Hawkins
Hawkins' tights are so bright green that even the lighting can't cover them up. Cara sends him to the floor and hits a gorgeous corkscrew plancha. Hawkins trips him up and puts on a quick abdominal stretch which doesn't last long. Cara comes back with the Tajiri elbow and then steps on Hawkins' hands. He runs the ropes for the armdrag and the spinning mat slam gets the pin at 2:30.
There's a clock counting down to Vince's decision.
Bryan is getting ready in the back when Vince comes up. He says that there's an expression of you can't judge a book by its cover, and Bryan is the epitome of that. Bryan talks about how he was fired once before and had to prove his way back. Vince references the Mania loss in 18 seconds, which is faster than Vince has ever finished anything. What in the world was the point of this?
Ziggler's favorite Raw moment was the first Raw.
Heath Slater vs. ???
The opponent is a former Raw main eventer that Ace has brought in. Slater wants to know why we're talking about the past when he's the current star. He says it's Slater Time, so cue.....VADER TIME??? He looks WAY better than he did that time he was at Cyber Sunday. To be fair he looks like he ate half of the Rocky Mountains but it's still an improvement. The fans go crazy for Vader and the pain begins. He destroys Slater but Heath gets in some shots. A slam attempt fails completely and the Vader Bomb ends this at 3:14. No point in rating it but it was fine all things considered.
AJ is panicking but Punk tells her it's ok, just don't do anything crazy. She kisses him on the cheek and his face says why me?.
Kane/Daniel Bryan vs. AJ/CM Punk
Punk tells AJ to stay on the apron while he does all the fighting. Kane starts and counters the bulldog with a big boot. Off to Bryan for some YES Kicks. After a quick chinlock Punk hits the powerslam to take him down. The Macho Elbow misses but Punk can't tag out. Kane comes in and knocks Punk into the corner which constitutes a tag. AJ comes in....and skips around Kane. He turns to look at her so she jumps into his arms and kisses him. After that, Kane walks away and it's off to Bryan. Punk kicks him down and the Macho Elbow gets the pin at 4:58.
Post match AJ sits in the middle of the ring like Punk.
Here's Vince with security guards for the decision on Ace. He sucks up to Connecticut before saying that since a life began here in Hartford (Stephanie) it's appropriate that another ends here. Ace comes out and says he doesn't appreciate what happened to his scooter. The security isn't necessary because he would never attack Vince. Vince says the security is for Ace, because someone is going to be walked out of the business. Ace talks about the stuff he's done for Raw and how the company needs him for the move to three hours.
He talks about People Power which Vince says are his signature two words. Vince has his own signature two words....and here's Big Show. Show says that he can do anything he wants because he has an iron clad contract. Yeah he can be fired but then Vince would have to pay him millions of dollars for years, which Vince would never be able to do. Show says that's not Ace's fault, but rather Vince's for everything he's had to do for the past 14 years. Show has done everything Vince has asked for but now he can be what he really wants: a giant.
Instead of being worried about Ace, Vince needs to be worried about John Cena, because Show is going to destroy the golden goose. At No Way Out the feathers are going to get plucked and here's Cena. Cena says he's here on official business to get to the bottom of all this. What's left to get to the bottom of? Show has blamed Cena, the fans and Vince. Who is blamed next? McDonalds for their chicken nuggets? The only person to blame is Ace who backed up the truck full of money to Big Show, causing nothing but whining from Big Show.
Ace has said that Show can now be a giant but Cena says Show has always been one. On Sunday, the match looks so one sided that there's no challenge for Big Show. But what happens if he loses? If Show doesn't win, there's no excuse left. If Show loses, he's no longer the World's Largest Athlete, but rather the World's Largest Disappointment. He'll have to show up every week and hear the people call him a sellout.
Vince says he'll be at ringside on Sunday, sitting next to Ace. If Show loses, Ace is fired. Show grabs Cena by the throat but security pulls them apart. Cena breaks free and pounds away but Show covers up. Show swings and misses Vince by about four inches but Vince goes down anyway. It did graze the top of Vince's head so it doesn't look completely awful, but it's still bad. Show leaves to end things.
Results
Sheamus b. Tensai Brogue Kick
Ricardo Rodriguez/Beth Phoenix b. Santino Marella/Layla Glam Slam to Layla
Dolph Ziggler b. Great Khali, Christian and Jack Swagger Ziggler last eliminated Christian with the Zig Zag
Ryback b. Willard Fillmore/Rutherford Hayes Double MuscleBuster
Sin Cara b. Curt Hawkins Spinning Mat Slam
Vader b. Heath Slater Vader Bomb
CM Punk/AJ b. Kane/Daniel Bryan Top rope elbow to Bryan
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.2 for the full three hours and a 3.5 for the normal two hours, which is WAY up, drawing the highest rating in nearly two months.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: June 13, 2012
Location: Verizon Wireless Arena, Manchester, New Hampshire
Commentators: Josh Matthews, William Regal
So I went to WWE.com, sort of dreading this show as usual when I saw it: On the final episode of NXT before the ALL NEW NXT.... For the first time in a good many Wednesdays, the sight of NXT brought a smile to my face. After SIXTY SIX WEEKS, it's finally ending. This is the last episode of this season and I can't believe it's really here. Let's get to it.
I can't believe I'm saying this but it's kind of saddening to hear this song for the final time this season.
Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks vs. Derrick Bateman/Percy Watson
Regal says the bright green is apparently a tribute to the Dynamic Dudes. There's something you'll never hear again. Hawkins and Bateman gets us going here. Bateman takes it to the mat so Hawkins celebrates his escape. The fans start clapping for Bateman so it's off to Reks who gets crucifixed down for two. Watson comes in and speeds things up a bit.
Reks gets knocked into the wrong corner by a European Uppercut. Hawkins: REKS I'M OVER HERE! Bateman hooks a headlock but charges into a boot in the corner to shift momentum again. Hawkins hooks a chinlock which is quickly broken by a jawbreaker. Watson comes in for some dropkicks and throws Hawkins into Reks to send them out to the floor. Bateman dives on both guys and we take a break.
Back with Watson fighting off both guys but getting dropped on the top turnbuckle for two. Reks hooks a chinlock for a bit followed by a neckbreaker for two. Back to Curt who hits a suplex for two. Off to another chinlock as Regal talks about how a chinlock is supposed to be executed. An other the shoulder bicycle kick gets two on Watson. Josh confirms that next week the New NXT begins.
Back to Reks who kicks Percy in the ribs and hooks chinlock #3. Watson finally comes back and hits an enziguri to Tyler, allowing for the hot tag to Bateman. Reks doesn't tag out at all and things speed up. Bateman hits a running flip neckbreaker (think Morrison's flip neckbreaker) for two. After a Hawkins distraction, Reks hits his powerbomb into a spinning DDT for the pin at 11:05.
During the break we get a clip of the All New NXT. It looks pretty awesome actually.
Kaitlyn vs. Natalya
Natalya immediately takes her down with a heel trip and they trade rollups for two each. Another rollup gets two for Kaitlyn. Natalya sends her to the floor and poses before knocking Kaitlyn off the apron. She sits on Kaitlyn for two and then hooks on a bow and arrow hold. Kaitlyn rolls her up again for two. That seems to be her only offense. Nattie misses a charge in the corner and Kaitlyn shoves her down. A crossbody gets two. Natalya cradles her in the corner with feet on the ropes for two. Her argument with the referee lets Kaitlyn hook ANOTHER rollup for two. A sunset flip out of nowhere gets the pin for Kaitlyn at 5:20.
Natalya throws a fit post match.
We get a quick word from Bo Dallas (Taylor Rotunda) who is ready to fight.
Raw ReBound is about Vince/Ace/Show/Cena.
Usos vs. Michael McGillicutty/Johnny Curtis
They have almost fifteen minutes for this. Before the match starts, Richie Steamboat says he's looking to fill his own shoes, not his father's. Michael and Jimmy start things off and McGillicutty takes him down to the mat with ease. Regal talks about how great Samoans are at wrestling as well as rugby. Jimmy takes him down with an armbar and it's off to Jey. Curtis comes in and rips at Jey's face.
A legdrop misses and Jey hooks a chinlock. McGillicutty offers a distraction and Curtis drops him onto the top rope in the EXACT same sequence from the first tag match. Curtis drops Jey's leg onto the top rope to ground him even further and McGillicutty adds some cheating offense of his own to it. Curtis cannonballs down onto the knee as we take a break. Back with McGillicutty with a knee hold on Jey.
Back to Curtis and the knee gets wrapped around the post. We get a full Indian Deathlock but Jey chops his way out of it. When all else fails, hit the other guy I guess. Curtis prevents the tag but McGillicutty's attempted cannonball onto the leg is countered by having him kicked over the top. Off to Jimmy who cleans house. Jey is almost immediately tagged back in for a double team Samoan Drop. Curtis drops a guillotine legdrop to break up the cover and both guys are down. The McGillicutter is countered and after a superkick from Jey, the Superfly Splash from Jimmy gets the pin on McGillicutty at 11:42.
Results
Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks b. Percy Watson/Derrick Bateman Spinning DDT to Bateman
Kaitlyn b. Natalya Sunset Flip
The Usos b. Michael McGillicutty/Johnny Curtis Superfly Splash to McGillicutty
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 14, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
After this Sunday's great Slammiversary show, it's time for Impact again. We begin the 2012 Bound For Glory series tonight as well as see the return of the Ultimate X, which I believe is the begin of the buildup to Destination X. We also have Anderson vs. Roode for the title which should be....uh yeah. Let's get to it.
We open with a video on Storm, who returned at the PPV and is coming for the title again.
X-Division Title: Austin Aries vs. Chris Sabin vs. Zema Ion
Ion immediately goes to the corner and is promptly pulled down and gets LAUNCHED into the corner. Aries and Sabin have a nice gymnastics routine resulting in Aries taking Sbain down for the Pendulum Elbow. Ion pops back up and goes for the belt, only to be taken down by Sabin almost immediately. Sabin comes back with the springboard tornado DDT but Aries stops Sabin from going for the belt.
Aries gets Sabin onto his shoulders and rams him into the buckle a few times like he's setting for an Oklahoma Stampede, but instead goes with an airplane spin. Since he's dizzy he can't climb, so he tries a slingshot dive instead. Ion gets back in and Aries has to take them both down before hitting the suicide dive to both guys on the floor. Aries almost makes it to the belt but Ion makes the save.
Aries and Ion go to the corner and Ion gets rammed into the structure so that Aries can go for the belt. Ion gets back up though, only to get ranaed down to the mat. Brainbuster ends Ion and it's time to go for the belt. Using his legs to help hold him up, Aries crawls across and gets the title at 7:23. Sabin disappeared for the last minute or two of the match and is helped to the back by the referee.
Post match Aries gets in the ring and says that he's been here for a year and things are going slowly for him. He's been champion longer than anyone else but he's tired of things moving so slowly. He wants to take respect rather than wait for it....and here's Hogan as we take a break. Hogan talks about how he's been where Aries wants to go and holds all the records and then calls the fans down for chanting for some reason. Hulk has never gotten goosebumps like he gets when he sees Aries wrestling. He's willing to make Roode vs. Aries for the world title, but if Aries wins, he has to forfeit the X Title. Aries has a week to decide.
We get some clips from Slammiversary, including Joseph Park beating up Ray. We go to the back at catering with Park eating and talking to some people about the match at Slammiversary. They all leave when Ray comes up, wanting to know where Abyss is. Park says he was last seen putting Ray through a table. Ray turns the table over and says he won't rest until he finds Abyss.
TV Title: Hernandez vs. D-Von
Before the bell Hernandez dives over the top to crush D-Von. A quick cover gets two and we're off very fast. D-Von avoids a charge in the corner and gets his head taken off by a clothesline. Hernandez throws on a bearhug but D-Von comes back with a shoulder block and right hands. D-Von starts getting some momentum together but gets run over by Hernandez with a kind of shoulder to send him flying. SuperMex goes up top and kind of slips off with a shoulder block. And never mind as the spinebuster retains the title at 3:34.
We recap AJ/Dixie/Serg last week.
AJ and Dixie are in the back and AJ says he doesn't want to keep this going anymore. It can't be a secret anymore.
Bound For Glory Series: Gauntlet Match
I have no idea how the points are working here but the Series is back and the winner gets the title match at BFG. The participants are going to be introduced in this match. Up first we have AJ vs. Jeff Hardy. There's a new entrant every 90 seconds and the winner gets 20 points and it's over the top elimination only. After nothing between those two, RVD is #3. I'd assume there are 12 people in this too.
RVD monkey flips AJ and hits Rolling Thunder on Hardy as we take a break. Back with Magnus already in at #4 and Ray coming down as #5. With still nothing of note going on and no eliminations, Angle is #6. Other than Magnus this is pretty stacked so far. Angle Germans everyone and things slow down again. The Pope finally returns at #7 and we're told that he's going to be in Dark Knight Rises, which is only called The Batman Movie.
No one has been eliminated yet. Hardy is thrown to the apron and a big boot from Ray puts him on the floor and out. Abyss comes out from under the ring as everyone closes in on ray. They point out Abyss and the Monster puts Ray out. We take ANOTHER break and come back Robbie E in at #8 but there haven't been any other eliminations. As I finish that word, Van Dam is out.
#9 is Daniels, giving us Daniels, Pope, AJ, Angle, Robbie and Magnus in the ring at the moment. Angle and AJ try to double team him but AJ accidentally kicks Angle in the head, allowing Daniels to toss Styles. He tosses Angle too and Joe is #10. Joe throws out Robbie with ease and fights off everyone ganging up on him. He and Magnus have a showdown and a low bridge puts the British guy out.
Daniels jumps Joe but the Samoan and Pope double team him as James Storm is #11. He immediately tosses Pope and backdrops Daniels, but doesn't toss him. Codebreaker to Daniels sets up the superkick to...not eliminate him as it's a clothesline instead. So we have Joe vs. Storm now and there won't be any other entrants, as the winner will be whoever loses the main event tonight. Joe throws him to the apron but Storm skins the cat and gets back in. Joe gets sent to the apron but puts on the Clutch. Last Call puts Joe out to win it at 20:40.
Storm talks about being here and saying that the last time he was here, his luck had run out. Then he was on his farm with his daughter and his daughter asked if he was really done with wrestling. That was enough to get him back here and he knows what this means to him again. He came back to be world champion and now he's back for good.
Roode isn't worried about Storm, nor is he worried about Anderson.
Angle wants to know what's up with AJ. He yells at styles about everything being messed up with AJ for the last week and tells him to get his head on straight. AJ says he will.
Miss Tessmacher vs. Madison Rayne
Non-title here. Madison rams her into the corner to start and hits a spinning hair slam for two. Tessmacher comes back with a neckbreaker and a forearm. A middle rope facejam gets two. Brooke (screw you Hogan's daughter) hits a Russian legsweep into an Eye of the Hurricane for the pin at 2:53.
Brooke is with Gail in the back and is talking about having a fourway for the title next week. Gail complains and says that it should be just her. Brooke doesn't like the attitude but Gail yells and says she has a rematch clause. Brooke says she has the clause and that she gets to pick the title match. Gail won't be in the match next week.
TNA World Title: Bobby Roode vs. Mr. Anderson
It's just past 9:30 so there's plenty of time. Anderson takes over to start and cleans house, knocking Roode to the apron and hitting a suplex back in for two. Roode launches him to the floor and misses a dive, sending him crashing out to the floor. Anderson sends him into the steps and we take a break. Back with Roode holding a chinlock followed by a neckbreaker for two.
A knee drop to the back of the neck gets two and it's back to the chinlock. Anderson comes back with a clothesline and neckbreaker followed by the double spin kick. Mic Check is countered into the Crossface but Anderson escapes. Roode sends his shoulder into the post and puts the hold on again....making Anderson tap at 10:46. Ok then.
AJ and Dixie say they'll tell everything next week.
We get a long recap of the whole show up to this point.
We get the Sting HOF video.
Here's Sting to close the show. He talks about how it took him a long time to get here and how he wants to thank the Jarretts. He starts talking about the future.....and we've got masked men. Three big guys jump Sting and choke him with a wire to end the show.
Results
Austin Aries b. Chris Sabin and Zema Ion Aries retrieved the belt
D-Von b. Hernandez Spinebuster
James Storm won a gauntlet match last eliminating Samoa Joe
Miss Tessmacher b. Madison Rayne Russian legsweep into a spinning mat slam
Bobby Roode b. Mr. Anderson Crossface
Ace is officially out as VP of Talent Relations.
Smackdown got a 1.7.
Del Rio is officially out of No Way Out.
Monday Night Raw
Date: June 11, 2012
Location: XL Center, Hartford, Connecticut
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler
It's the final Raw before No Way Out and it's a three hour special. The main draw tonight is that Vince is here to give Ace another performance evaluation. Also we may find out what's going on with Del Rio, who may have a legit concussion and may be out of the title match on Sunday. We might even get some more contact between Cena and Big Show tonight if we're unlucky. Let's get to it.
Theme song opens us up.
Here's Ace for the performance evaluation. Vince comes out and asks why he shouldn't be fired. Ace says people power, and that we're approaching the 100th episode of Raw. Yes, 100th. Vince asks the fans if they love people power, which of course gets booed loudly. He asks Ace about Lesnar and the big bonus to Big Show, the latter of which hasn't performed well since 1999.
Ace reminds Vince about having his head shoved into Big Show against DX. Ace says that this is the new Big Show which will be proven on Sunday in the cage. Vince makes fun of Ace's voice but gets cut off by Sheamus of all people. Vince introduces Sheamus to Ace which made me chuckle for some reason. Sheamus says he's been listening to this and that he agrees with Ace. Ace really is the friend that he says he is.
He's the kind of a guy that'll fine you half a million dollars just because he can, or carry a grudge against you for bumping into him on the way to the ring. Vince stops to point out that Fire Johnny is the #1 trend worldwide. Sheamus calls Ace the worst GM ever and Vince should fire him. Ace says that he's going to go find an opponent for Sheamus and Vince says it better be good or he's fired. Vince rides away on Ace's scooter because he's Vince McMahon. Then he shoves it off the stage and does his walk to the back.
Back from a break and it's officially confirmed that Del Rio is out of Sunday due to a concussion.
Sheamus vs. Tensai
They trade power moves to start and Sheamus pounds him into the corner. Tensai charges into a boot and Sheamus takes out the knee. Back up and Tensai hammers him down with an elbow, but Sheamus comes back with a clothesline to send both guys to the floor as we take a break. Back with Tensai working over Sheamus in the corner before hitting a running splash. Vader Bomb gets two.
Sheamus is trickling a little blood out of his mouth. Either that or his hair is melting. I guess it fires him up as he comes back with some ax handles. Tensai knocks him to the apron and we get the ten forearms from the outside instead of the inside. The top rope shoulder is caught in the Baldo Bomb but it only gets two. Back up and the Brogue Kick ends this out of nowhere at 9:19.
Vince says that's strike one to Ace. Vickie comes in and suggests either Ziggler or Swagger to face Sheamus or both in a triple threat match. Ace says he has a great idea but asks Teddy for his thoughts first. Teddy says there are four former world champions here, with Khali and Christian being the other two. He suggests a fourway elimination match with the winner facing Sheamus. Vince likes it too, so Ace tells teddy to go get coffee. Ace offers him a fist bump and Vince says he has small hands.
Back with Tensai destroying Sakomoto, which is a good thing as the guy never really did anything.
We hear from Seth Green about his time as guest host of Raw.
Truth says he feels fine after getting attacked by Big Show. Little Jimmy however was traumatized. Truth tells Jimmy to straighten up. On Sunday, Big Show is going to lose to Cena. And Truth is now unconscious from a right hand.
Ad for the 1000th episode, which says that DX will be there.
Santino Marella/Layla vs. Beth Phoenix/Ricardo Rodriguez
Ricardo wrestles in his tuxedo of course. The girls start but Ricardo tags himself in. Santino has to come in now so Beth tags herself back in, telling Ricardo to stay out. Layla beats up both villains and Ricardo goes to the floor. Santino comes after him with the Cobra but Ricardo runs away....right into the post. Beth kicks Layla in the knee and hits the Glam Slam for the pin at 2:57. Total comedy match.
Post match Ricardo celebrates but Santino rips his shirt off, revealing a Justin Bieber t-shirt.
Otunga sucks up to Vince who isn't impressed. Kofi storms in and demands a match with Show tonight, which is ok. Ace makes it a cage match as a preview for No Way Out.
Here's Bryan to talk about the triple threat match. He says that one of the three wrestlers in the match is unlike the other, and it's clearly him. He's different because he doesn't have AJ to deal with on Sunday. Punk has tried to steal her after Bryan proved he was a better wrestler and Kane is fascinated by any girl that looks at him and doesn't vomit. Bryan says AJ is still obsessed with him, because once you go Bryan, you never go back. He says he'll win the title on Sunday, but here's Punk.
Punk says that for someone who is over AJ, Bryan talks about her a lot. AJ and Punk have one thing in common and that's Bryan. Outside of the ring, AJ is out of Bryan's league, and inside the ring, Punk is way out of Bryan's league. Punk likes crazy chicks, but he likes the WWE Title even more. On Sunday, it's about the title and Punk will either beat the deranged out of his mind freak, or he'll beat Kane. Either way he's leaving with the title.
Bryan: No, No, No. Bryan says Punk has changed. He used to be the voice of the voiceless but now he panders to everyone. The people have no voice because they have nothing to say. They chant that Big Show is a sellout, but the real sellout is Punk. Punk: So says the 'superstar' in the YES YES YES t-shirt. Punk talks about his shoot a year ago and how many people have complimented him on it since. It's not Punk that has changed, but rather the people that have changed.
Just like him, Bryan has broken through the glass ceiling, but since then he's become an insecure self-obsessed goat faced moron. The fans of course chant goat face. On Sunday, Bryan is getting a wake up call when he gets put to sleep. Cue Kane who talks about all of the things he's done on Raw, including setting fire to JR, electrocuting Shane's testicles and tombstoning a priest. His pipe bombs are actual bombs, so he'll win the title on Sunday.
This brings out AJ who says he could see it in Kane's eyes that he has a heart. Punk: You've gotta love crazy chicks. AJ says that you never get over your first love, and then she smiles at Punk. Punk is the coolest guy she's ever known in her life. Bryan wants to know the point of this, which AJ says is that the best man will win. Ace pops up on screen and makes Bryan/Kane vs. Punk/AJ.
Christian vs. Great Khali vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Jack Swagger
Elimination rules and the winner gets Sheamus on Sunday. If Christian wins, Cody gets his title match at some later date. Khali chops everyone down to start and dominates, until the three blondes triple team him down. Christian hits a frog splash and they dog pile him for the pin and a break. Back with Christian getting double teamed for two. He backdrops Ziggler to the floor though and makes his comeback on Swagger.
Jack charges into an elbow in the corner and takes a jumping back version off the middle rope as well. Ziggler back in with a rollup on Christian for two, but Christian sends the team into each other. Killswitch is countered as is the corner sunset flip. The Vader Bomb hits feet and the corner sunset flip hits for two. Ankle lock goes on Christian but he makes the rope....which doesn't count for some reason. Instead he sends Swagger into the post and hits the Killswitch but Ziggler steals the pin.
Vickie yells at him, allowing Christian to roll him up for two. Ziggler works over the knee and hooks a modified half crab. That gets escaped pretty quickly so Ziggler hooks the sleeper. That gets countered as well and Christian spears him down for two. Killswitch is countered into the Zig Zag which also gets two. Christian's reverse DDT gets two and he goes up. Ziggler tries to run up the ropes but gets shoved down. Vickie's distraction lets him get up though so Christian jumps down, reinjuring his ankle. Zig Zag gives Dolph the title shot at 12:20.
Vince is talking to Natalya who wants another Hart Family gathering on Raw. Vince says he'll see them later but runs into Brodus' chicks. The Funkadactyls beg Vince to let Brodus back on Raw but he says no. A dance party ensues. Ryder pops up with his jaw hanging open. Vince says WOO WOO WOO You Know It.
Ryback vs. Willard Fillmore/Rutherford Hayes
Ryback kills one of them and the other tries to run. Ryback kills him on the floor with a clothesline then throws him over the top rope and back in from the floor. Double Samoan Buster ends this in about 1:30.
Vince and Horny are watching Horny's JR impression from Smackdown and Vince does a JR impression. Cena comes in (pop of the night) and they talk about their respective Wrestlemania failures. He wants Ace to be fired tonight and he won't help Kofi. Cena leaves and Otunga comes in, talking about how Vince shouldn't fire Ace. Vince: No one likes someone that kisses another man's behind. No offense. The camera pans over to Regal who is sitting on the couch. Funny stuff.
Kofi Kingston vs. Big Show
Cage match. Show's entrance is after a break and Brodus vs. Otunga is announced as the pre-show match on Sunday. Kofi charges at Show to start but he gets thrown down very quickly. The beating begins with Kofi being thrown into the cage time after time. After about five minutes of Show standing around, Kofi dives at the cage wall then jumps over Show to get some separation. Trouble In Paradise gets one and Kofi goes for the door. WMD kills Kofi and Show walks out at 7:24.
Sin Cara vs. Curt Hawkins
Hawkins' tights are so bright green that even the lighting can't cover them up. Cara sends him to the floor and hits a gorgeous corkscrew plancha. Hawkins trips him up and puts on a quick abdominal stretch which doesn't last long. Cara comes back with the Tajiri elbow and then steps on Hawkins' hands. He runs the ropes for the armdrag and the spinning mat slam gets the pin at 2:30.
There's a clock counting down to Vince's decision.
Bryan is getting ready in the back when Vince comes up. He says that there's an expression of you can't judge a book by its cover, and Bryan is the epitome of that. Bryan talks about how he was fired once before and had to prove his way back. Vince references the Mania loss in 18 seconds, which is faster than Vince has ever finished anything. What in the world was the point of this?
Ziggler's favorite Raw moment was the first Raw.
Heath Slater vs. ???
The opponent is a former Raw main eventer that Ace has brought in. Slater wants to know why we're talking about the past when he's the current star. He says it's Slater Time, so cue.....VADER TIME??? He looks WAY better than he did that time he was at Cyber Sunday. To be fair he looks like he ate half of the Rocky Mountains but it's still an improvement. The fans go crazy for Vader and the pain begins. He destroys Slater but Heath gets in some shots. A slam attempt fails completely and the Vader Bomb ends this at 3:14. No point in rating it but it was fine all things considered.
AJ is panicking but Punk tells her it's ok, just don't do anything crazy. She kisses him on the cheek and his face says why me?.
Kane/Daniel Bryan vs. AJ/CM Punk
Punk tells AJ to stay on the apron while he does all the fighting. Kane starts and counters the bulldog with a big boot. Off to Bryan for some YES Kicks. After a quick chinlock Punk hits the powerslam to take him down. The Macho Elbow misses but Punk can't tag out. Kane comes in and knocks Punk into the corner which constitutes a tag. AJ comes in....and skips around Kane. He turns to look at her so she jumps into his arms and kisses him. After that, Kane walks away and it's off to Bryan. Punk kicks him down and the Macho Elbow gets the pin at 4:58.
Post match AJ sits in the middle of the ring like Punk.
Here's Vince with security guards for the decision on Ace. He sucks up to Connecticut before saying that since a life began here in Hartford (Stephanie) it's appropriate that another ends here. Ace comes out and says he doesn't appreciate what happened to his scooter. The security isn't necessary because he would never attack Vince. Vince says the security is for Ace, because someone is going to be walked out of the business. Ace talks about the stuff he's done for Raw and how the company needs him for the move to three hours.
He talks about People Power which Vince says are his signature two words. Vince has his own signature two words....and here's Big Show. Show says that he can do anything he wants because he has an iron clad contract. Yeah he can be fired but then Vince would have to pay him millions of dollars for years, which Vince would never be able to do. Show says that's not Ace's fault, but rather Vince's for everything he's had to do for the past 14 years. Show has done everything Vince has asked for but now he can be what he really wants: a giant.
Instead of being worried about Ace, Vince needs to be worried about John Cena, because Show is going to destroy the golden goose. At No Way Out the feathers are going to get plucked and here's Cena. Cena says he's here on official business to get to the bottom of all this. What's left to get to the bottom of? Show has blamed Cena, the fans and Vince. Who is blamed next? McDonalds for their chicken nuggets? The only person to blame is Ace who backed up the truck full of money to Big Show, causing nothing but whining from Big Show.
Ace has said that Show can now be a giant but Cena says Show has always been one. On Sunday, the match looks so one sided that there's no challenge for Big Show. But what happens if he loses? If Show doesn't win, there's no excuse left. If Show loses, he's no longer the World's Largest Athlete, but rather the World's Largest Disappointment. He'll have to show up every week and hear the people call him a sellout.
Vince says he'll be at ringside on Sunday, sitting next to Ace. If Show loses, Ace is fired. Show grabs Cena by the throat but security pulls them apart. Cena breaks free and pounds away but Show covers up. Show swings and misses Vince by about four inches but Vince goes down anyway. It did graze the top of Vince's head so it doesn't look completely awful, but it's still bad. Show leaves to end things.
Results
Sheamus b. Tensai Brogue Kick
Ricardo Rodriguez/Beth Phoenix b. Santino Marella/Layla Glam Slam to Layla
Dolph Ziggler b. Great Khali, Christian and Jack Swagger Ziggler last eliminated Christian with the Zig Zag
Ryback b. Willard Fillmore/Rutherford Hayes Double MuscleBuster
Sin Cara b. Curt Hawkins Spinning Mat Slam
Vader b. Heath Slater Vader Bomb
CM Punk/AJ b. Kane/Daniel Bryan Top rope elbow to Bryan
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.2 for the full three hours and a 3.5 for the normal two hours, which is WAY up, drawing the highest rating in nearly two months.
Wednesday
NXT
Date: June 13, 2012
Location: Verizon Wireless Arena, Manchester, New Hampshire
Commentators: Josh Matthews, William Regal
So I went to WWE.com, sort of dreading this show as usual when I saw it: On the final episode of NXT before the ALL NEW NXT.... For the first time in a good many Wednesdays, the sight of NXT brought a smile to my face. After SIXTY SIX WEEKS, it's finally ending. This is the last episode of this season and I can't believe it's really here. Let's get to it.
I can't believe I'm saying this but it's kind of saddening to hear this song for the final time this season.
Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks vs. Derrick Bateman/Percy Watson
Regal says the bright green is apparently a tribute to the Dynamic Dudes. There's something you'll never hear again. Hawkins and Bateman gets us going here. Bateman takes it to the mat so Hawkins celebrates his escape. The fans start clapping for Bateman so it's off to Reks who gets crucifixed down for two. Watson comes in and speeds things up a bit.
Reks gets knocked into the wrong corner by a European Uppercut. Hawkins: REKS I'M OVER HERE! Bateman hooks a headlock but charges into a boot in the corner to shift momentum again. Hawkins hooks a chinlock which is quickly broken by a jawbreaker. Watson comes in for some dropkicks and throws Hawkins into Reks to send them out to the floor. Bateman dives on both guys and we take a break.
Back with Watson fighting off both guys but getting dropped on the top turnbuckle for two. Reks hooks a chinlock for a bit followed by a neckbreaker for two. Back to Curt who hits a suplex for two. Off to another chinlock as Regal talks about how a chinlock is supposed to be executed. An other the shoulder bicycle kick gets two on Watson. Josh confirms that next week the New NXT begins.
Back to Reks who kicks Percy in the ribs and hooks chinlock #3. Watson finally comes back and hits an enziguri to Tyler, allowing for the hot tag to Bateman. Reks doesn't tag out at all and things speed up. Bateman hits a running flip neckbreaker (think Morrison's flip neckbreaker) for two. After a Hawkins distraction, Reks hits his powerbomb into a spinning DDT for the pin at 11:05.
During the break we get a clip of the All New NXT. It looks pretty awesome actually.
Kaitlyn vs. Natalya
Natalya immediately takes her down with a heel trip and they trade rollups for two each. Another rollup gets two for Kaitlyn. Natalya sends her to the floor and poses before knocking Kaitlyn off the apron. She sits on Kaitlyn for two and then hooks on a bow and arrow hold. Kaitlyn rolls her up again for two. That seems to be her only offense. Nattie misses a charge in the corner and Kaitlyn shoves her down. A crossbody gets two. Natalya cradles her in the corner with feet on the ropes for two. Her argument with the referee lets Kaitlyn hook ANOTHER rollup for two. A sunset flip out of nowhere gets the pin for Kaitlyn at 5:20.
Natalya throws a fit post match.
We get a quick word from Bo Dallas (Taylor Rotunda) who is ready to fight.
Raw ReBound is about Vince/Ace/Show/Cena.
Usos vs. Michael McGillicutty/Johnny Curtis
They have almost fifteen minutes for this. Before the match starts, Richie Steamboat says he's looking to fill his own shoes, not his father's. Michael and Jimmy start things off and McGillicutty takes him down to the mat with ease. Regal talks about how great Samoans are at wrestling as well as rugby. Jimmy takes him down with an armbar and it's off to Jey. Curtis comes in and rips at Jey's face.
A legdrop misses and Jey hooks a chinlock. McGillicutty offers a distraction and Curtis drops him onto the top rope in the EXACT same sequence from the first tag match. Curtis drops Jey's leg onto the top rope to ground him even further and McGillicutty adds some cheating offense of his own to it. Curtis cannonballs down onto the knee as we take a break. Back with McGillicutty with a knee hold on Jey.
Back to Curtis and the knee gets wrapped around the post. We get a full Indian Deathlock but Jey chops his way out of it. When all else fails, hit the other guy I guess. Curtis prevents the tag but McGillicutty's attempted cannonball onto the leg is countered by having him kicked over the top. Off to Jimmy who cleans house. Jey is almost immediately tagged back in for a double team Samoan Drop. Curtis drops a guillotine legdrop to break up the cover and both guys are down. The McGillicutter is countered and after a superkick from Jey, the Superfly Splash from Jimmy gets the pin on McGillicutty at 11:42.
Results
Curt Hawkins/Tyler Reks b. Percy Watson/Derrick Bateman Spinning DDT to Bateman
Kaitlyn b. Natalya Sunset Flip
The Usos b. Michael McGillicutty/Johnny Curtis Superfly Splash to McGillicutty
Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: June 14, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
After this Sunday's great Slammiversary show, it's time for Impact again. We begin the 2012 Bound For Glory series tonight as well as see the return of the Ultimate X, which I believe is the begin of the buildup to Destination X. We also have Anderson vs. Roode for the title which should be....uh yeah. Let's get to it.
We open with a video on Storm, who returned at the PPV and is coming for the title again.
X-Division Title: Austin Aries vs. Chris Sabin vs. Zema Ion
Ion immediately goes to the corner and is promptly pulled down and gets LAUNCHED into the corner. Aries and Sabin have a nice gymnastics routine resulting in Aries taking Sbain down for the Pendulum Elbow. Ion pops back up and goes for the belt, only to be taken down by Sabin almost immediately. Sabin comes back with the springboard tornado DDT but Aries stops Sabin from going for the belt.
Aries gets Sabin onto his shoulders and rams him into the buckle a few times like he's setting for an Oklahoma Stampede, but instead goes with an airplane spin. Since he's dizzy he can't climb, so he tries a slingshot dive instead. Ion gets back in and Aries has to take them both down before hitting the suicide dive to both guys on the floor. Aries almost makes it to the belt but Ion makes the save.
Aries and Ion go to the corner and Ion gets rammed into the structure so that Aries can go for the belt. Ion gets back up though, only to get ranaed down to the mat. Brainbuster ends Ion and it's time to go for the belt. Using his legs to help hold him up, Aries crawls across and gets the title at 7:23. Sabin disappeared for the last minute or two of the match and is helped to the back by the referee.
Post match Aries gets in the ring and says that he's been here for a year and things are going slowly for him. He's been champion longer than anyone else but he's tired of things moving so slowly. He wants to take respect rather than wait for it....and here's Hogan as we take a break. Hogan talks about how he's been where Aries wants to go and holds all the records and then calls the fans down for chanting for some reason. Hulk has never gotten goosebumps like he gets when he sees Aries wrestling. He's willing to make Roode vs. Aries for the world title, but if Aries wins, he has to forfeit the X Title. Aries has a week to decide.
We get some clips from Slammiversary, including Joseph Park beating up Ray. We go to the back at catering with Park eating and talking to some people about the match at Slammiversary. They all leave when Ray comes up, wanting to know where Abyss is. Park says he was last seen putting Ray through a table. Ray turns the table over and says he won't rest until he finds Abyss.
TV Title: Hernandez vs. D-Von
Before the bell Hernandez dives over the top to crush D-Von. A quick cover gets two and we're off very fast. D-Von avoids a charge in the corner and gets his head taken off by a clothesline. Hernandez throws on a bearhug but D-Von comes back with a shoulder block and right hands. D-Von starts getting some momentum together but gets run over by Hernandez with a kind of shoulder to send him flying. SuperMex goes up top and kind of slips off with a shoulder block. And never mind as the spinebuster retains the title at 3:34.
We recap AJ/Dixie/Serg last week.
AJ and Dixie are in the back and AJ says he doesn't want to keep this going anymore. It can't be a secret anymore.
Bound For Glory Series: Gauntlet Match
I have no idea how the points are working here but the Series is back and the winner gets the title match at BFG. The participants are going to be introduced in this match. Up first we have AJ vs. Jeff Hardy. There's a new entrant every 90 seconds and the winner gets 20 points and it's over the top elimination only. After nothing between those two, RVD is #3. I'd assume there are 12 people in this too.
RVD monkey flips AJ and hits Rolling Thunder on Hardy as we take a break. Back with Magnus already in at #4 and Ray coming down as #5. With still nothing of note going on and no eliminations, Angle is #6. Other than Magnus this is pretty stacked so far. Angle Germans everyone and things slow down again. The Pope finally returns at #7 and we're told that he's going to be in Dark Knight Rises, which is only called The Batman Movie.
No one has been eliminated yet. Hardy is thrown to the apron and a big boot from Ray puts him on the floor and out. Abyss comes out from under the ring as everyone closes in on ray. They point out Abyss and the Monster puts Ray out. We take ANOTHER break and come back Robbie E in at #8 but there haven't been any other eliminations. As I finish that word, Van Dam is out.
#9 is Daniels, giving us Daniels, Pope, AJ, Angle, Robbie and Magnus in the ring at the moment. Angle and AJ try to double team him but AJ accidentally kicks Angle in the head, allowing Daniels to toss Styles. He tosses Angle too and Joe is #10. Joe throws out Robbie with ease and fights off everyone ganging up on him. He and Magnus have a showdown and a low bridge puts the British guy out.
Daniels jumps Joe but the Samoan and Pope double team him as James Storm is #11. He immediately tosses Pope and backdrops Daniels, but doesn't toss him. Codebreaker to Daniels sets up the superkick to...not eliminate him as it's a clothesline instead. So we have Joe vs. Storm now and there won't be any other entrants, as the winner will be whoever loses the main event tonight. Joe throws him to the apron but Storm skins the cat and gets back in. Joe gets sent to the apron but puts on the Clutch. Last Call puts Joe out to win it at 20:40.
Storm talks about being here and saying that the last time he was here, his luck had run out. Then he was on his farm with his daughter and his daughter asked if he was really done with wrestling. That was enough to get him back here and he knows what this means to him again. He came back to be world champion and now he's back for good.
Roode isn't worried about Storm, nor is he worried about Anderson.
Angle wants to know what's up with AJ. He yells at styles about everything being messed up with AJ for the last week and tells him to get his head on straight. AJ says he will.
Miss Tessmacher vs. Madison Rayne
Non-title here. Madison rams her into the corner to start and hits a spinning hair slam for two. Tessmacher comes back with a neckbreaker and a forearm. A middle rope facejam gets two. Brooke (screw you Hogan's daughter) hits a Russian legsweep into an Eye of the Hurricane for the pin at 2:53.
Brooke is with Gail in the back and is talking about having a fourway for the title next week. Gail complains and says that it should be just her. Brooke doesn't like the attitude but Gail yells and says she has a rematch clause. Brooke says she has the clause and that she gets to pick the title match. Gail won't be in the match next week.
TNA World Title: Bobby Roode vs. Mr. Anderson
It's just past 9:30 so there's plenty of time. Anderson takes over to start and cleans house, knocking Roode to the apron and hitting a suplex back in for two. Roode launches him to the floor and misses a dive, sending him crashing out to the floor. Anderson sends him into the steps and we take a break. Back with Roode holding a chinlock followed by a neckbreaker for two.
A knee drop to the back of the neck gets two and it's back to the chinlock. Anderson comes back with a clothesline and neckbreaker followed by the double spin kick. Mic Check is countered into the Crossface but Anderson escapes. Roode sends his shoulder into the post and puts the hold on again....making Anderson tap at 10:46. Ok then.
AJ and Dixie say they'll tell everything next week.
We get a long recap of the whole show up to this point.
We get the Sting HOF video.
Here's Sting to close the show. He talks about how it took him a long time to get here and how he wants to thank the Jarretts. He starts talking about the future.....and we've got masked men. Three big guys jump Sting and choke him with a wire to end the show.
Results
Austin Aries b. Chris Sabin and Zema Ion Aries retrieved the belt
D-Von b. Hernandez Spinebuster
James Storm won a gauntlet match last eliminating Samoa Joe
Miss Tessmacher b. Madison Rayne Russian legsweep into a spinning mat slam
Bobby Roode b. Mr. Anderson Crossface