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Friday
On May 31, Impact is moving to 8pm.
Impact got a .99, up from last week but not by much.
Smackdown
Date: April 27, 2012
Location: Van Andel Arena, Grand Rapids, Michigan
Commentators: Michael Cole, Booker T
It's the last show before Extreme Rules and we're minus a Josh Matthews here due to Lesnar killing him on Monday. We have a main event tonight of Sheamus vs. Mark Henry in a non-title match which is a rematch from Raw where Daniel Bryan cheated Sheamus with a fast count. Other than that I don't think anything else has been announced. Let's get to it.
Do you know your enemy? Mine is time, as I want it to be next Friday so I can see Avengers.
We see a clip of Josh's attack from Monday.
Here's Bryan to open the show. He talks about cutting the cord and finally getting rid of AJ. He's out here to set the record straight: the Wrestlemania loss to Sheamus doesn't count and should go against AJ's record, not his. Then on Monday he was asked to be guest referee in Sheamus vs. Henry. He said he'd call it right down the middle and he did. Some people are saying he fast counted Sheamus but here's footage showing he didn't. The count is shown in slow motion. We also get the post match attack and YES Lock.
Bryan says it's time for a question and answer session. Did Henry beat Sheamus? YES. Did he make Sheamus tap out? YES (not that I remember). Will he get the title back on Sunday? YES. Cue Del Rio who asks a bunch of questions with Ricardo shouting SI after every one in a funny bit. Big Show comes out and wants to know if it's YES or SI, which starts a chant. Show knocks Bryan to the floor and chokeslams Ricardo. Good chokeslam too.
Big Show vs. Alberto Del Rio
This is joined in progress after a break and I'm pretty sure is non-title. Show chops Del Rio in the corner and clubs him down with forearms. Del Rio is knocked to the floor but he drapes the arm over the ropes to take over. Show vs. Cody's stipulation will be determined by a spin of the wheel. Show shrugs him off and spears him down. He loads up the chokeslam but Cody comes in for the DQ at 1:54.
Cody tries some weapons but Show knocks them away. He steals Cody's belt and whips Cody with it a few times. Cody hasn't gotten in a single successful attack or victory over Show at all since Wrestlemania.
Ace and Eve are in the back and he says that Eve can make whatever changes she thinks are good on Smackdown. Just run them by him first. Eve says she doesn't know any of the crew people so maybe they should make them wear nametags. They run into Teddy who wants to know what his job is. Ace says Teddy reports directly to Eve, who tells him to go get a nametag.
We get a clip from the Divas Title match Monday where Nikki won it from Beth.
Damien Sandow talks about enlightenment. The fans aren't enlightened as they worship people with nonsensical catchphrases and loud music. He debuts in a week.
Alicia Fox vs. Nikki Bella
Non-title again. The place just goes silent for this as you can hear the girls shouting at each other. Nikki throws Alicia and those hips around with a snapmare and it's off to a modified chinlock. Alicia comes back with a one footed dropkick and basically falls off the middle rope for a back elbow. Twin Magic lets Brie hit a facejam for the pin at 1:48.
O'Neil and Young come up to Yoshi who I think they're facing tonight. They make fun of Japanese people that put their hands together and bow while saying hai. They ask about Yoshi's partner and imply he can't speak English. Big Zeke comes up and says he's the partner tonight. They sing a song about how Zeke is big and strong but doesn't have any cuts. Where were these guys on NXT?
Teddy is now in a maid's outfit over his suit and has a big nametag on his chest. Aksana comes in and he thanks her for sticking by him. She's surprised he has grandchildren and here's Ace who says Aksana's favor has been granted: Antonio Cesar gets a tryout match tonight. If he wins, he gets a job. Eve had an idea that Aksana should be guest ring announcer. Oh and Teddy will have his own ringside commentary table to make sure we have three commentators and he starts next. Ace will tell him every word he says through a headset.
Ezekiel Jackson/Yoshi Tatsu vs. Darren Young/Titus O'Neil
Teddy is on commentary at a separate table but can't talk unless Ace gives him the ok and the exact words in his ears. Young and Tatsu start in the corner and Young takes him down with a Hot Shot. Off to Titus as Cole berates Teddy. The heels beat on Tatsu with double teaming and on their own. Young dropkicks the knee out on Jackson while he's on the apron and a REALLY bad modified Hart Attack out of the corner gets the pin on Yoshi at 1:50. Young missed Tatsu for the most part so it was more like a shove than a chop while Titus powerbombed him.
Here's Cole in the ring and he brings out Orton for an interview. Cole asks about Orton's match on Sunday and Orton says he likes to shoot first and ask questions later. He'll be ready to do whatever it takes to beat Kane on Sunday. We get a video on their feud (long one too, like two minutes) and Orton says he can almost respect what Kane did because it's something he'd do, but he won't accept it. On Sunday, there are no rules so he can do whatever he wants. Kane is the devil's favorite demon, but even the devil couldn't so what Orton is going to do on Sunda.
Cue....Jinder Mahal? He thinks Orton and Kane will destroy each other and a new breed will emerge. Mahal says he's better than Orton all around and that he'll be waiting after Extreme Rules. Orton cuts him off and lays him out with an RKO. Are they really going with Mahal vs. Orton after this? Why? What has Mahal done to make them think he deserves that spot?
Kofi Kingston says don't try this at home or school.
Tyson Kidd vs. Antonio Cesaro
Kidd doesn't get an entrance. Cesaro's music reminds me of Johnny B. Badd's. Cesaro is of course Claudio Castagnoli. He has what looks like socks wrapped around his thighs. Booker: Are those kneepads? Cole: No Booker. If they were kneepads they would be around his knees. Cesaro uses a lot of power strikes and a gutwrench suplex to take Kidd over. He throws Kidd in the air and hits a European Uppercut on the way down. Cesaro sets for a cradle piledriver but falls forward ala DDP's pancake move for the pin at 1:10.
Teddy has to go in and do something he doesn't want to do post match. He raises Cesaro's hand and then Cesaro kisses Aksana.
Long video on Lesnar vs. Cena, including clips from the sitdown interview and from Edge's promo on Monday. Cena hasn't said much in this.
Great Khali vs. Cody Rhodes
This is as a result of the attack before the six man from last week. Cody is still sore from the whipping Show gave him earlier. Cody goes for the knee which doesn't work at all. He manages to take Khali down and DDTs the knee before going up top. A missile dropkick puts Khali down for two. Back to the knee but Khali gets up and uses some clotheslines to take Cody down. Disaster Kick is caught in the Plunge....for the clean pin at 1:59. Oh good grief I'm not going to bother explaining how stupid this is.
Washington pitches to the tag champions some more and thinks Rosa should talk some more. He needs a decision by Monday though. Ryback comes up and glares at them and walks away. Washington tries to set up a meeting with him.
The Usos are watching in the back.
Jacob Kaye vs. Ryback
Kaye says that he's not going to be another no name schnook. I like this guy already. He's from Grand Rapids and has been trying to escape it for years now. Kaye charges at him and gets thrown down immediately. Ryback kicks his head off and chokes him with the boot. Gorilla press into a powerslam sets up the clothesline and the Muscle Buster gets the pin at 1:08. This guy is so much fun.
Video on AJ going crazy last week. She has no comment on anything but looks very evil. Kaitlyn comes up and tells Striker to leave her alone. Striker leaves and Kaitlyn tries to talk some sense into her so AJ slaps the taste out of her mouth. She immediately seems to regret it but Kaitlyn leaves. This is getting interested.
Mark Henry vs. Sheamus
Henry overpowers him to start so Shemaus slows down a little bit. A headlock doesn't work and Henry puts him down again. Sheamus goes to the knee and takes Henry down for two. He goes for the arm but Henry shoves him to the floor with ease. Sheamus comes back with the slingshot shoulder for two and we take a break. Back with Henry slamming the champ to take over.
Henry gets knocked to the apron and Sheamus hits the ten forearms which are getting cheered a lot better lately. Henry easily throws Sheamus down though and hits a HARD whip into the barricade. Back in for a quick nerve hold but Sheamus gets out. Henry hits something that looked like a crescent kick to put Sheamus down for two. Sheamus comes back with his double ax handles to the chest and down goes Henry.
A DDT gets two for the champion. He's getting fired up now and starts to pound his chest and shouting Brogue. Probably due to shouting very loudly, Henry is able to run him over for two. A charge misses and Sheamus goes up but jumps over Henry. Brogue Kick takes Henry's head off for the pin at 7:26 shown of 10:56.
Bryan comes to the apron and Sheamus invites him down. Sheamus says this Sunday won't be a fluke and there won't be an AJ to blame. Will Sheamus kick Bryan's head off and keep the title? YES! YES! YES! The chant ends the show.
Results
Big Show b. Albert Del Rio via DQ when Cody Rhodes interfered
Nikki Bella b. Alicia Fox Brie Bella pinned Fox after a facejam
Darren Young/Titus O'Neil b. Yoshi Tatsu/Ezekiel Jackson Double Team Powerbomb
Antonio Cesaro b. Tyson Kidd Cradle Pancake
Great Khali b. Cody Rhodes Punjabi Plunge
Ryback b. Jacob Kaye Muscle Buster
Sheamus b. Mark Henry Brogue Kick
Saturday
Sabu was found unconscious in a hotel room and was taken to a hospital. No word on his condition at the moment.
Sunday
Extreme Rules 2012
Date: April 29, 2012
Location: All State Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Michael Cole, Booker T, Jerry Lawler
It's time for another WWE PPV and we're in Chicago again. It's a triple main event with Bryan vs. Sheamus 2/3 falls, Punk vs. Jericho in a Chicago Street Fight and Cena vs. Lesnar in an Extreme Rules match, which is clearly different than a Chicago Street Fight because....uh.....oh because one has the word Chicago in it. I'm somewhat excited about this show so let's get to it.
US Title: Santino Marella vs. The Miz
This is on the pre-show because the US Title doesn't have any place on a PPV right? Santino is defending. Before the match Miz goes on a rant about how he was in the main event last year and then won the power for Ace at Mania but he's on the pre-show here. It seems like they're teasing a tease of face turn for him.
Miz gets sent to the floor quickly and heads back to said floor when Santino loads up the Cobra. Back in Miz stomps him down and hits a kick to the head for two. Some knees to the chest/head get two so it's time for some chinlockery. The fans are totally behind Santino of course. Low DDT gets two. Miz's running clothesline hits in the corner and a top rope ax handle gets two. Quick rollup gets two for the champ. Miz quickly takes him down but jumps into a right hand. Santino starts his comeback and here's the Cobra. Miz charges into the corner, misses, and the Cobra retains at 4:37.
Time for the actual PPV now.
Kane vs. Randy Orton
Falls count anywhere. Orton starts fast and goes to the corner but gets caught by an uppercut and knocked to the floor. Kane gets the lead pipe despite this being just falls count anywhere. Orton gets the pipe and gets in a few shots as they go to the floor. Orton pounds on him up against the barricade and they go into the crowd. It's one of those I hit you so naturally you stumble forward five steps then I hit you again.
Kane comes back with some right hands and the low dropkick for two. They go up the stands and then down towards the stage. This has been 90% punches. Orton dropkicks him by the stage for two. They go backstage and into the halls. A bunch of people are watching the show and Ryder jumps Kane, pounding him in the back with forearms. They don't work but him trying is more than he's ever done.
Orton saves him with the backbreaker which gets two. They head back down the hall and Kane throws a small table at Orton, clearly not hitting him but Randy is nice enough to go down for two. They head back to the ring and Orton hits the powerslam. Orton gets in some chair shots and they head to the floor. He loads up the announce table but Kane fights out of it. No chokeslam as Orton fires off some elbows to the head, so it's the elevated DDT on the floor instead. Somehow driving a man's head into a thin mat over concrete only gets two.
Kane shoves off an RKO attempt to send Orton into the post for two. Back in the ring Kane goes up but Orton manages to pull off his dad's superplex for two. Orton goes Viper but the RKO is countered again. Chokeslam hits for two and Kane has a small fit. He sets for a tombstone on the chair but gets caught in the RKO onto it for the pin at 16:48.
Eve and Ace are in the back and liked the first match. They have the Raw Roulette wheel behind them and Eve has Teddy bring in champagne. He has the massive nametag too. Ace gets a call from HHH and has to go. It doesn't seem to be anything bad.
Brodus Clay vs. Dolph Ziggler
The smart fans chant for Ziggler and they go to the floor quickly. Swagger runs over Brodus to put him down and get him in trouble for the first time. Back in Ziggler pounds on him but Brodus comes back with a headbutt. A knee lift misses and the Fameasser gets two. Another dropkick gets one and it's time for a modified sleeper. Brodus stands up and easily throws Ziggler over. Dolph tries a suplex and is easily thrown off. Brodus gets all fired up and shakes, including a shot to Swagger. Headbutt to the ribs sets up the splash for the clean pin at 4:19.
We see the wheel being spun for the IC Title match and it's a tables match. This is somehow Teddy's fault. Big Show is pleased.
Intercontinental Title: Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes
Show quickly backdrops him and we go to the floor. He hits the chop up against the barricade and sets up the first table in front of the announce table. Cody tries to get in a few shots but gets thrown around with ease. There's another table set up in the corner of the ring now.
Show tries to throw him through that one but Cody runs up the table and hits the Disaster Kick in a sweet move. Show knocks him to the floor again and Cody tries for a table. This goes about as well as you would expect and a clothesline puts him down. Show tries to get back in and Cody kicks him down, sending Show feet first through the table for the title at 4:36.
Show destroys the champ post match because that's the best way to make Cody look strong Show puts him through two tables. Cody manages to walk to the back because that's supposed to make it all better I guess.
Bryan explains why he's better than Sheamus: he gets better chicks, he has a better beard and he doesn't have five pounds of corned beef in his stomach. Bryan insults the crowd to try to get them to stop cheering him but then does a YES sequence....which gets a NO reaction. AJ is watching but Bryan doesn't see her.
We recap Bryan vs. Sheamus. It was 18 seconds at Wrestlemania, Bryan snapped and threw out AJ, this is the 2/3 falls rematch.
Smackdown World Title: Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus
Two out of three falls. The fans have seemingly forgiven Bryan in the last three minutes. They do big match intros and Sheamus doesn't get the best reaction. It's not really hatred but he's not that well liked. He has an 18 seconds shirt which is a nice touch. Sheamus takes him to the mat quickly but Bryan pops up. Quick Brogue Kick attempt misses and Bryan grabs the arm.
They trade some technical stuff and Sheamus hits the fireman's carry slam for two. Sheamus hooks a Texas Cloverleaf out of nowhere which is like his fourth finisher but Bryan makes the rope. It wasn't a half bad one either. Sheamus tries it again but gets rolled up for two. Bryan fires off some shots and they head to the floor, but Bryan's running knee is caught into a spinebuster into the barricade.
Back inside Sheamus goes up but gets crotched and falls into the ring. Bryan drops a bunch of knees and hooks an armbar. He bends the fingers back and bends the shoulder back in a SCARY looking angle. Sheamus rolls to his back to keep from having his shoulder destroyed and gets back to his feet. Bryan takes him down and hits a low dropkick for two. He chokes on the ropes because HE HAS TIL FIVE!
Bryan stays on the arm but Sheamus knocks him to the apron for the forearms. Sheamus charges into the corner and gets caught in a drop toehold into the buckle and kicked in the face for two. They go to the corner where Bryan's rana is countered. The top rope shoulder gets two as this is getting good. Sheamus charges at Bryan but goes over the top to the floor. He may have hurt his ankle. Back in the High Cross is countered into a rollup for two.
YES Lock is countered twice but Sheamus charges into the post shoulder first. Bryan wraps the shoulder around the post and fires off about 15 kicks which is good for a DQ for Sheamus at 14:35. LAME. Bryan seems fine with it though. The second fall begins a few seconds later and Bryan hits a running dropkick in the corner. YES Lock goes on and stays on for a good while. Sheamus starts to lose consciousness and passes out to tie it up at 16:45.
The doctors come in to see if Sheamus can continue and Sheamus says let's go. The fans are chanting YES/NO through this. Bryan charges into a kick to the face which only gets two because of a delayed cover. Big kick to the side of Sheamus' head gets two. Bryan goes up but misses his dive. A charge misses and here come the ax handles. Irish Curse puts Bryan down and the Brogue Kick ends this clean at 23:00.
Aaron Relic/Jay Hatton vs. Ryback
The Jobbers combine to weigh 340lbs. Santino and Khali are watching in the back. I like this let's watch Ryback idea. They give a pro-Math promo to start the match. They keep saying 2 is greater than 1 and even Cole is ripping on them. The fans chant Goldberg and I can't really argue. Let's say Hatton starts with a pair of kicks that do NOTHING. A forearm does nothing. There's a big boot to put him down and Ryback throws him into a powerslam. He drags Hatton to his corner and pulls the other jobber in. There's the huge clothesline and the Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder kills jobber #2. MuscleBuster for the pin at 1:50.
Punk says that Jericho hasn't proven anything yet and Punk has proven that he's better than anyone else. Jericho is waking up with a hangover tomorrow because of the GTS.
We recap the Raw World Title match. Jericho said Punk would drink after he lost at Wrestlemania. Jericho lost at Wrestlemania so he poured alcohol over Punk and accused Punk of being drunk. This led to a field sobriety test which Punk faked being drunk for.
Raw World Title: Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
It's a Chicago Street Fight. They're both in street clothes which is at least something different. They do big match intros and Punk is ungodly over. They stare each other down and it's a brawl to start. Punk stomps him down into the corner and they head outside. Punk throws two chairs in and grabs a kendo stick, drawing an ECW chant. He gets in a few shots and tries a baseball swing at Jericho but Chris hits the floor.
Back in a clothesline puts Jericho down and it's back to the stick. Punk's sister is here in the front row and his parents are here somewhere. Jericho hides behind the referee and pokes Punk in the eye to take over. Out to the floor again and into timekeepers' area but Punk gets in a shot. A headbutt puts the champion back down and he goes over in front of Punk's sister.
Jericho gets in her face and gets slapped. He charges at her and that makes Punk snap. In something I've never seen before, Punk rips the top off the announce table and puts Jericho through the top of it. He tries a piledriver but Jericho shoves him off and takes over again, ramming him into the barricade which gets two in the ring. Chinlock time but it doesn't last long. We lose a turnbuckle and Jericho fires off on Punk's back with the kendo stick.
Jericho heads to the floor and finds a beer under the ring. That gives Punk a chance to catch his breath and he comes back with kendo stick shots to the back. Jericho comes back again and they go to the corner with Punk knocking him into Macho Elbow position. That only gets two as this is getting good. GTS is countered and Jericho throws him into a chair wedged between the ropes for two.
Codebreaker puts Punk down and Jericho smiles. He doesn't cover but sets up the Walls. It's the Liontamer and Punk is in trouble. Now it's just the Walls because the Liontamer is too hard to get out of. Punk gets the rope but Jericho doesn't let go because it's a street fight. The champ finds a fire extinguisher under the ring and Jericho is kind enough to look over at him so it can be blasted into his face.
They go to the floor and Punk fires off some kicks. Jericho is laid out on the table so Punk goes up top and almost falls off the top. Now the Macho Elbow hits in a great looking dive. Jericho is holding the back of his head and seems mad at a chair. Back in the ring that somehow only gets two so Punk throws on the Anaconda Vice. Jericho tries for the kendo stick and gets in enough shots to Punk's head to break the hold. Punk hits him in the ribs with a chair but Jericho grabs it for a Codebreaker which gets two. Jericho tries a GTS but Punk counters into a slingshot into the exposed buckle. GTS keeps the title at 25:10.
Punk dives into the fans post match.
Eve is in the back and tells Beth there's no medical clearance for her tonight. She says she'll get the title back someday. Nikki doesn't get the night off though and it's a surprise opponent. Eve: Don't worry it's not Kharma.
Divas Title: Nikki Bella vs. ???
It's Layla, who at least looks better than Kharma. She's been gone what, a year? This is your basic Divas match with the Bellas trying to switch after a spin kick and Layla countering the facejam into the Layout Neckbreaker for the pin at the title at 2:26.
Ace says what he was on the phone with HHH about isn't Striker's business.
We recap Cena vs. Lesnar which I don't think needs an explanation. This includes the 853rd instance of the sitdown interview from Raw two weeks ago.
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
This is an Extreme Rules match which means they're in wrestling gear. Well Lesnar is in MMA gear but you get the idea. The fans are more behind Cena than Lesnar. Cena charges right into a takedown and Brock comes at him with the strikes. Cena is cut on the left side of his head. Cena grabs a quick front facelock but Lesnar is WAY too strong. He poundso n Cena even more and the doctor comes in to check the cut. The replay shows that it was an elbow to the head. They close or at least stop the cut and go back to it.
Cena charges in again and Lesnar pounds him right down. Brock hammers on him and knocks Cena to the floor with a knee. The doctors stop it AGAIN to check the cut. Cena hits a quick elbow and tries the FU but Lesnar escapes and hits two rolling Germans. Lesnar's Gonna Kill You chant. Cena comes back with some elbows and the shoulder block but there goes the referee.
Cena hits the ropes again but Lesnar runs him over. Lesnar goes for the open wound and rubs Cena's blood on his own chest. Brock throws on an armbar (screw that kimura crap. This is wrestling) and then throws Cena to the floor instead of cranking on it. To the floor and Brock throws it on again but lets it go a second time, throwing Cena into the barricade.
Back in and Lesnar gets Cena's chain and lock. He puts it down and chains Cena's feet together. Cena gets up and Brock hits what might have been the hardest clothesline I've ever seen. With the legs still tied together, Brock puts him in the Tree of Woe. Brock goes after the referee but Cena escapes. That goes badly again as Brock whips him into the steps. AA is countered again into an F5 attempt but Cena's legs hit the referee.
A second referee comes out but Lesnar throws him out too. The steps are brought in and Cena says Brock can't see him. Back into the armbar and this time there's a body vice. They're on the steps and the fans care cheering for Cena. He picks Brock up into kind of a spinebuster but his arm is hanging limp. Cena goes up but misses the Fameasser. He was about an inch from hitting the steps too.
Cena rolls to the floor and is spent. Lesnar looks around bur can't find Cena. He gets up on the steps and sees Cena (hehe) who can barely get back in. Cena gets up on the apron so Lesnar gets a running start from the steps and hits kind of a Poetry In Motion move but crashes to the floor and hurts his knee. He's fine but Cena has the chain. Brock charges again and Cena gets in the chain shot to clock Lesnar. I think Brock is busted now. Oh yeah he is and Cena's head has a lot of blood there too. An AA onto the steps gives Cena the pin at 18:05.
Cena poses on the steps to end the show. Scratch that as he wants a mic. He sits on the steps and says that he's going to get sent home for speaking when he's not spoken to. Cena says that he's going to go home for this anyway. He knows this is Punk's town but above all else, this is a wrestling town. Tonight the people were supposed to see the extreme and that's what they got. He can't feel his arm and he's glad it was in Chicago. Everyone gives everything they have every night and if he has to take a vacation so be it. Thanks for one last ride and get home safe. What.....what just happened here?
Results
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO onto a chair
Brodus Clay b. Dolph Ziggler Splash
Cody Rhodes b. Big Show Cody dropkicked Show through a table
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan Sheamus won two falls to one
Ryback b. Aaron Relic/Jay Hatton MuscleBuster to Hatton
CM Punk b. Chris Jericho GTS
Layla b. Nikki Bella Layout
John Cena b. Brock Lesnar AA onto the steps
Quick Results
Raw
Chris Jericho b. Kofi Kingston Walls of Jericho
Lord Tensai b. R-Truth Claw Hold
Big Show/Great Khali b. Cody Rhodes/Alberto Del Rio Chokeslam to Rhodes
Nikki Bella b. Beth Phoenix Rollup
Mark Henry b. Sheamus Clothesline
Zach Ryder/Santino Marella b. Epico/Primo Cobra to Primo
Brodus Clay/Hornswoggle b. Jack Swagger/Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Vickie Guerrero interfered
NXT
Derrick Bateman b. JTG Falling Bulldog
Tamina Snuka/Kaitlyn b. Maxine/Natalya Superfly Splash to Maxine
Tyson Kidd b. Johnny Curtis Hart Lock
Impact Wrestling
D-Von b. Bully Ray Spinebuster
Kurt Angle b. Anarquia Ankle Lock
Robbie E. b. Alex Silva Implant DDT
Brooke Tessmacher b. Gail Kim Face First Mat Slam
Samoa Joe/Magnus b. Jeff Hardy/Mr. Anderson Coquina Clutch to Anderson
Smackdown
Big Show b. Albert Del Rio via DQ when Cody Rhodes interfered
Nikki Bella b. Alicia Fox Brie Bella pinned Fox after a facejam
Darren Young/Titus O'Neil b. Yoshi Tatsu/Ezekiel Jackson Double Team Powerbomb
Antonio Cesaro b. Tyson Kidd Cradle Pancake
Great Khali b. Cody Rhodes Punjabi Plunge
Ryback b. Jacob Kaye Muscle Buster
Sheamus b. Mark Henry Brogue Kick
Extreme Rules 2012
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO onto a chair
Brodus Clay b. Dolph Ziggler Splash
Cody Rhodes b. Big Show Cody dropkicked Show through a table
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan Sheamus won two falls to one
Ryback b. Aaron Relic/Jay Hatton MuscleBuster to Hatton
CM Punk b. Chris Jericho GTS
Layla b. Nikki Bella Layout
John Cena b. Brock Lesnar AA onto the steps
On May 31, Impact is moving to 8pm.
Impact got a .99, up from last week but not by much.
Smackdown
Date: April 27, 2012
Location: Van Andel Arena, Grand Rapids, Michigan
Commentators: Michael Cole, Booker T
It's the last show before Extreme Rules and we're minus a Josh Matthews here due to Lesnar killing him on Monday. We have a main event tonight of Sheamus vs. Mark Henry in a non-title match which is a rematch from Raw where Daniel Bryan cheated Sheamus with a fast count. Other than that I don't think anything else has been announced. Let's get to it.
Do you know your enemy? Mine is time, as I want it to be next Friday so I can see Avengers.
We see a clip of Josh's attack from Monday.
Here's Bryan to open the show. He talks about cutting the cord and finally getting rid of AJ. He's out here to set the record straight: the Wrestlemania loss to Sheamus doesn't count and should go against AJ's record, not his. Then on Monday he was asked to be guest referee in Sheamus vs. Henry. He said he'd call it right down the middle and he did. Some people are saying he fast counted Sheamus but here's footage showing he didn't. The count is shown in slow motion. We also get the post match attack and YES Lock.
Bryan says it's time for a question and answer session. Did Henry beat Sheamus? YES. Did he make Sheamus tap out? YES (not that I remember). Will he get the title back on Sunday? YES. Cue Del Rio who asks a bunch of questions with Ricardo shouting SI after every one in a funny bit. Big Show comes out and wants to know if it's YES or SI, which starts a chant. Show knocks Bryan to the floor and chokeslams Ricardo. Good chokeslam too.
Big Show vs. Alberto Del Rio
This is joined in progress after a break and I'm pretty sure is non-title. Show chops Del Rio in the corner and clubs him down with forearms. Del Rio is knocked to the floor but he drapes the arm over the ropes to take over. Show vs. Cody's stipulation will be determined by a spin of the wheel. Show shrugs him off and spears him down. He loads up the chokeslam but Cody comes in for the DQ at 1:54.
Cody tries some weapons but Show knocks them away. He steals Cody's belt and whips Cody with it a few times. Cody hasn't gotten in a single successful attack or victory over Show at all since Wrestlemania.
Ace and Eve are in the back and he says that Eve can make whatever changes she thinks are good on Smackdown. Just run them by him first. Eve says she doesn't know any of the crew people so maybe they should make them wear nametags. They run into Teddy who wants to know what his job is. Ace says Teddy reports directly to Eve, who tells him to go get a nametag.
We get a clip from the Divas Title match Monday where Nikki won it from Beth.
Damien Sandow talks about enlightenment. The fans aren't enlightened as they worship people with nonsensical catchphrases and loud music. He debuts in a week.
Alicia Fox vs. Nikki Bella
Non-title again. The place just goes silent for this as you can hear the girls shouting at each other. Nikki throws Alicia and those hips around with a snapmare and it's off to a modified chinlock. Alicia comes back with a one footed dropkick and basically falls off the middle rope for a back elbow. Twin Magic lets Brie hit a facejam for the pin at 1:48.
O'Neil and Young come up to Yoshi who I think they're facing tonight. They make fun of Japanese people that put their hands together and bow while saying hai. They ask about Yoshi's partner and imply he can't speak English. Big Zeke comes up and says he's the partner tonight. They sing a song about how Zeke is big and strong but doesn't have any cuts. Where were these guys on NXT?
Teddy is now in a maid's outfit over his suit and has a big nametag on his chest. Aksana comes in and he thanks her for sticking by him. She's surprised he has grandchildren and here's Ace who says Aksana's favor has been granted: Antonio Cesar gets a tryout match tonight. If he wins, he gets a job. Eve had an idea that Aksana should be guest ring announcer. Oh and Teddy will have his own ringside commentary table to make sure we have three commentators and he starts next. Ace will tell him every word he says through a headset.
Ezekiel Jackson/Yoshi Tatsu vs. Darren Young/Titus O'Neil
Teddy is on commentary at a separate table but can't talk unless Ace gives him the ok and the exact words in his ears. Young and Tatsu start in the corner and Young takes him down with a Hot Shot. Off to Titus as Cole berates Teddy. The heels beat on Tatsu with double teaming and on their own. Young dropkicks the knee out on Jackson while he's on the apron and a REALLY bad modified Hart Attack out of the corner gets the pin on Yoshi at 1:50. Young missed Tatsu for the most part so it was more like a shove than a chop while Titus powerbombed him.
Here's Cole in the ring and he brings out Orton for an interview. Cole asks about Orton's match on Sunday and Orton says he likes to shoot first and ask questions later. He'll be ready to do whatever it takes to beat Kane on Sunday. We get a video on their feud (long one too, like two minutes) and Orton says he can almost respect what Kane did because it's something he'd do, but he won't accept it. On Sunday, there are no rules so he can do whatever he wants. Kane is the devil's favorite demon, but even the devil couldn't so what Orton is going to do on Sunda.
Cue....Jinder Mahal? He thinks Orton and Kane will destroy each other and a new breed will emerge. Mahal says he's better than Orton all around and that he'll be waiting after Extreme Rules. Orton cuts him off and lays him out with an RKO. Are they really going with Mahal vs. Orton after this? Why? What has Mahal done to make them think he deserves that spot?
Kofi Kingston says don't try this at home or school.
Tyson Kidd vs. Antonio Cesaro
Kidd doesn't get an entrance. Cesaro's music reminds me of Johnny B. Badd's. Cesaro is of course Claudio Castagnoli. He has what looks like socks wrapped around his thighs. Booker: Are those kneepads? Cole: No Booker. If they were kneepads they would be around his knees. Cesaro uses a lot of power strikes and a gutwrench suplex to take Kidd over. He throws Kidd in the air and hits a European Uppercut on the way down. Cesaro sets for a cradle piledriver but falls forward ala DDP's pancake move for the pin at 1:10.
Teddy has to go in and do something he doesn't want to do post match. He raises Cesaro's hand and then Cesaro kisses Aksana.
Long video on Lesnar vs. Cena, including clips from the sitdown interview and from Edge's promo on Monday. Cena hasn't said much in this.
Great Khali vs. Cody Rhodes
This is as a result of the attack before the six man from last week. Cody is still sore from the whipping Show gave him earlier. Cody goes for the knee which doesn't work at all. He manages to take Khali down and DDTs the knee before going up top. A missile dropkick puts Khali down for two. Back to the knee but Khali gets up and uses some clotheslines to take Cody down. Disaster Kick is caught in the Plunge....for the clean pin at 1:59. Oh good grief I'm not going to bother explaining how stupid this is.
Washington pitches to the tag champions some more and thinks Rosa should talk some more. He needs a decision by Monday though. Ryback comes up and glares at them and walks away. Washington tries to set up a meeting with him.
The Usos are watching in the back.
Jacob Kaye vs. Ryback
Kaye says that he's not going to be another no name schnook. I like this guy already. He's from Grand Rapids and has been trying to escape it for years now. Kaye charges at him and gets thrown down immediately. Ryback kicks his head off and chokes him with the boot. Gorilla press into a powerslam sets up the clothesline and the Muscle Buster gets the pin at 1:08. This guy is so much fun.
Video on AJ going crazy last week. She has no comment on anything but looks very evil. Kaitlyn comes up and tells Striker to leave her alone. Striker leaves and Kaitlyn tries to talk some sense into her so AJ slaps the taste out of her mouth. She immediately seems to regret it but Kaitlyn leaves. This is getting interested.
Mark Henry vs. Sheamus
Henry overpowers him to start so Shemaus slows down a little bit. A headlock doesn't work and Henry puts him down again. Sheamus goes to the knee and takes Henry down for two. He goes for the arm but Henry shoves him to the floor with ease. Sheamus comes back with the slingshot shoulder for two and we take a break. Back with Henry slamming the champ to take over.
Henry gets knocked to the apron and Sheamus hits the ten forearms which are getting cheered a lot better lately. Henry easily throws Sheamus down though and hits a HARD whip into the barricade. Back in for a quick nerve hold but Sheamus gets out. Henry hits something that looked like a crescent kick to put Sheamus down for two. Sheamus comes back with his double ax handles to the chest and down goes Henry.
A DDT gets two for the champion. He's getting fired up now and starts to pound his chest and shouting Brogue. Probably due to shouting very loudly, Henry is able to run him over for two. A charge misses and Sheamus goes up but jumps over Henry. Brogue Kick takes Henry's head off for the pin at 7:26 shown of 10:56.
Bryan comes to the apron and Sheamus invites him down. Sheamus says this Sunday won't be a fluke and there won't be an AJ to blame. Will Sheamus kick Bryan's head off and keep the title? YES! YES! YES! The chant ends the show.
Results
Big Show b. Albert Del Rio via DQ when Cody Rhodes interfered
Nikki Bella b. Alicia Fox Brie Bella pinned Fox after a facejam
Darren Young/Titus O'Neil b. Yoshi Tatsu/Ezekiel Jackson Double Team Powerbomb
Antonio Cesaro b. Tyson Kidd Cradle Pancake
Great Khali b. Cody Rhodes Punjabi Plunge
Ryback b. Jacob Kaye Muscle Buster
Sheamus b. Mark Henry Brogue Kick
Saturday
Sabu was found unconscious in a hotel room and was taken to a hospital. No word on his condition at the moment.
Sunday
Extreme Rules 2012
Date: April 29, 2012
Location: All State Arena, Chicago, Illinois
Commentators: Michael Cole, Booker T, Jerry Lawler
It's time for another WWE PPV and we're in Chicago again. It's a triple main event with Bryan vs. Sheamus 2/3 falls, Punk vs. Jericho in a Chicago Street Fight and Cena vs. Lesnar in an Extreme Rules match, which is clearly different than a Chicago Street Fight because....uh.....oh because one has the word Chicago in it. I'm somewhat excited about this show so let's get to it.
US Title: Santino Marella vs. The Miz
This is on the pre-show because the US Title doesn't have any place on a PPV right? Santino is defending. Before the match Miz goes on a rant about how he was in the main event last year and then won the power for Ace at Mania but he's on the pre-show here. It seems like they're teasing a tease of face turn for him.
Miz gets sent to the floor quickly and heads back to said floor when Santino loads up the Cobra. Back in Miz stomps him down and hits a kick to the head for two. Some knees to the chest/head get two so it's time for some chinlockery. The fans are totally behind Santino of course. Low DDT gets two. Miz's running clothesline hits in the corner and a top rope ax handle gets two. Quick rollup gets two for the champ. Miz quickly takes him down but jumps into a right hand. Santino starts his comeback and here's the Cobra. Miz charges into the corner, misses, and the Cobra retains at 4:37.
Time for the actual PPV now.
Kane vs. Randy Orton
Falls count anywhere. Orton starts fast and goes to the corner but gets caught by an uppercut and knocked to the floor. Kane gets the lead pipe despite this being just falls count anywhere. Orton gets the pipe and gets in a few shots as they go to the floor. Orton pounds on him up against the barricade and they go into the crowd. It's one of those I hit you so naturally you stumble forward five steps then I hit you again.
Kane comes back with some right hands and the low dropkick for two. They go up the stands and then down towards the stage. This has been 90% punches. Orton dropkicks him by the stage for two. They go backstage and into the halls. A bunch of people are watching the show and Ryder jumps Kane, pounding him in the back with forearms. They don't work but him trying is more than he's ever done.
Orton saves him with the backbreaker which gets two. They head back down the hall and Kane throws a small table at Orton, clearly not hitting him but Randy is nice enough to go down for two. They head back to the ring and Orton hits the powerslam. Orton gets in some chair shots and they head to the floor. He loads up the announce table but Kane fights out of it. No chokeslam as Orton fires off some elbows to the head, so it's the elevated DDT on the floor instead. Somehow driving a man's head into a thin mat over concrete only gets two.
Kane shoves off an RKO attempt to send Orton into the post for two. Back in the ring Kane goes up but Orton manages to pull off his dad's superplex for two. Orton goes Viper but the RKO is countered again. Chokeslam hits for two and Kane has a small fit. He sets for a tombstone on the chair but gets caught in the RKO onto it for the pin at 16:48.
Eve and Ace are in the back and liked the first match. They have the Raw Roulette wheel behind them and Eve has Teddy bring in champagne. He has the massive nametag too. Ace gets a call from HHH and has to go. It doesn't seem to be anything bad.
Brodus Clay vs. Dolph Ziggler
The smart fans chant for Ziggler and they go to the floor quickly. Swagger runs over Brodus to put him down and get him in trouble for the first time. Back in Ziggler pounds on him but Brodus comes back with a headbutt. A knee lift misses and the Fameasser gets two. Another dropkick gets one and it's time for a modified sleeper. Brodus stands up and easily throws Ziggler over. Dolph tries a suplex and is easily thrown off. Brodus gets all fired up and shakes, including a shot to Swagger. Headbutt to the ribs sets up the splash for the clean pin at 4:19.
We see the wheel being spun for the IC Title match and it's a tables match. This is somehow Teddy's fault. Big Show is pleased.
Intercontinental Title: Big Show vs. Cody Rhodes
Show quickly backdrops him and we go to the floor. He hits the chop up against the barricade and sets up the first table in front of the announce table. Cody tries to get in a few shots but gets thrown around with ease. There's another table set up in the corner of the ring now.
Show tries to throw him through that one but Cody runs up the table and hits the Disaster Kick in a sweet move. Show knocks him to the floor again and Cody tries for a table. This goes about as well as you would expect and a clothesline puts him down. Show tries to get back in and Cody kicks him down, sending Show feet first through the table for the title at 4:36.
Show destroys the champ post match because that's the best way to make Cody look strong Show puts him through two tables. Cody manages to walk to the back because that's supposed to make it all better I guess.
Bryan explains why he's better than Sheamus: he gets better chicks, he has a better beard and he doesn't have five pounds of corned beef in his stomach. Bryan insults the crowd to try to get them to stop cheering him but then does a YES sequence....which gets a NO reaction. AJ is watching but Bryan doesn't see her.
We recap Bryan vs. Sheamus. It was 18 seconds at Wrestlemania, Bryan snapped and threw out AJ, this is the 2/3 falls rematch.
Smackdown World Title: Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus
Two out of three falls. The fans have seemingly forgiven Bryan in the last three minutes. They do big match intros and Sheamus doesn't get the best reaction. It's not really hatred but he's not that well liked. He has an 18 seconds shirt which is a nice touch. Sheamus takes him to the mat quickly but Bryan pops up. Quick Brogue Kick attempt misses and Bryan grabs the arm.
They trade some technical stuff and Sheamus hits the fireman's carry slam for two. Sheamus hooks a Texas Cloverleaf out of nowhere which is like his fourth finisher but Bryan makes the rope. It wasn't a half bad one either. Sheamus tries it again but gets rolled up for two. Bryan fires off some shots and they head to the floor, but Bryan's running knee is caught into a spinebuster into the barricade.
Back inside Sheamus goes up but gets crotched and falls into the ring. Bryan drops a bunch of knees and hooks an armbar. He bends the fingers back and bends the shoulder back in a SCARY looking angle. Sheamus rolls to his back to keep from having his shoulder destroyed and gets back to his feet. Bryan takes him down and hits a low dropkick for two. He chokes on the ropes because HE HAS TIL FIVE!
Bryan stays on the arm but Sheamus knocks him to the apron for the forearms. Sheamus charges into the corner and gets caught in a drop toehold into the buckle and kicked in the face for two. They go to the corner where Bryan's rana is countered. The top rope shoulder gets two as this is getting good. Sheamus charges at Bryan but goes over the top to the floor. He may have hurt his ankle. Back in the High Cross is countered into a rollup for two.
YES Lock is countered twice but Sheamus charges into the post shoulder first. Bryan wraps the shoulder around the post and fires off about 15 kicks which is good for a DQ for Sheamus at 14:35. LAME. Bryan seems fine with it though. The second fall begins a few seconds later and Bryan hits a running dropkick in the corner. YES Lock goes on and stays on for a good while. Sheamus starts to lose consciousness and passes out to tie it up at 16:45.
The doctors come in to see if Sheamus can continue and Sheamus says let's go. The fans are chanting YES/NO through this. Bryan charges into a kick to the face which only gets two because of a delayed cover. Big kick to the side of Sheamus' head gets two. Bryan goes up but misses his dive. A charge misses and here come the ax handles. Irish Curse puts Bryan down and the Brogue Kick ends this clean at 23:00.
Aaron Relic/Jay Hatton vs. Ryback
The Jobbers combine to weigh 340lbs. Santino and Khali are watching in the back. I like this let's watch Ryback idea. They give a pro-Math promo to start the match. They keep saying 2 is greater than 1 and even Cole is ripping on them. The fans chant Goldberg and I can't really argue. Let's say Hatton starts with a pair of kicks that do NOTHING. A forearm does nothing. There's a big boot to put him down and Ryback throws him into a powerslam. He drags Hatton to his corner and pulls the other jobber in. There's the huge clothesline and the Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder kills jobber #2. MuscleBuster for the pin at 1:50.
Punk says that Jericho hasn't proven anything yet and Punk has proven that he's better than anyone else. Jericho is waking up with a hangover tomorrow because of the GTS.
We recap the Raw World Title match. Jericho said Punk would drink after he lost at Wrestlemania. Jericho lost at Wrestlemania so he poured alcohol over Punk and accused Punk of being drunk. This led to a field sobriety test which Punk faked being drunk for.
Raw World Title: Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk
It's a Chicago Street Fight. They're both in street clothes which is at least something different. They do big match intros and Punk is ungodly over. They stare each other down and it's a brawl to start. Punk stomps him down into the corner and they head outside. Punk throws two chairs in and grabs a kendo stick, drawing an ECW chant. He gets in a few shots and tries a baseball swing at Jericho but Chris hits the floor.
Back in a clothesline puts Jericho down and it's back to the stick. Punk's sister is here in the front row and his parents are here somewhere. Jericho hides behind the referee and pokes Punk in the eye to take over. Out to the floor again and into timekeepers' area but Punk gets in a shot. A headbutt puts the champion back down and he goes over in front of Punk's sister.
Jericho gets in her face and gets slapped. He charges at her and that makes Punk snap. In something I've never seen before, Punk rips the top off the announce table and puts Jericho through the top of it. He tries a piledriver but Jericho shoves him off and takes over again, ramming him into the barricade which gets two in the ring. Chinlock time but it doesn't last long. We lose a turnbuckle and Jericho fires off on Punk's back with the kendo stick.
Jericho heads to the floor and finds a beer under the ring. That gives Punk a chance to catch his breath and he comes back with kendo stick shots to the back. Jericho comes back again and they go to the corner with Punk knocking him into Macho Elbow position. That only gets two as this is getting good. GTS is countered and Jericho throws him into a chair wedged between the ropes for two.
Codebreaker puts Punk down and Jericho smiles. He doesn't cover but sets up the Walls. It's the Liontamer and Punk is in trouble. Now it's just the Walls because the Liontamer is too hard to get out of. Punk gets the rope but Jericho doesn't let go because it's a street fight. The champ finds a fire extinguisher under the ring and Jericho is kind enough to look over at him so it can be blasted into his face.
They go to the floor and Punk fires off some kicks. Jericho is laid out on the table so Punk goes up top and almost falls off the top. Now the Macho Elbow hits in a great looking dive. Jericho is holding the back of his head and seems mad at a chair. Back in the ring that somehow only gets two so Punk throws on the Anaconda Vice. Jericho tries for the kendo stick and gets in enough shots to Punk's head to break the hold. Punk hits him in the ribs with a chair but Jericho grabs it for a Codebreaker which gets two. Jericho tries a GTS but Punk counters into a slingshot into the exposed buckle. GTS keeps the title at 25:10.
Punk dives into the fans post match.
Eve is in the back and tells Beth there's no medical clearance for her tonight. She says she'll get the title back someday. Nikki doesn't get the night off though and it's a surprise opponent. Eve: Don't worry it's not Kharma.
Divas Title: Nikki Bella vs. ???
It's Layla, who at least looks better than Kharma. She's been gone what, a year? This is your basic Divas match with the Bellas trying to switch after a spin kick and Layla countering the facejam into the Layout Neckbreaker for the pin at the title at 2:26.
Ace says what he was on the phone with HHH about isn't Striker's business.
We recap Cena vs. Lesnar which I don't think needs an explanation. This includes the 853rd instance of the sitdown interview from Raw two weeks ago.
John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar
This is an Extreme Rules match which means they're in wrestling gear. Well Lesnar is in MMA gear but you get the idea. The fans are more behind Cena than Lesnar. Cena charges right into a takedown and Brock comes at him with the strikes. Cena is cut on the left side of his head. Cena grabs a quick front facelock but Lesnar is WAY too strong. He poundso n Cena even more and the doctor comes in to check the cut. The replay shows that it was an elbow to the head. They close or at least stop the cut and go back to it.
Cena charges in again and Lesnar pounds him right down. Brock hammers on him and knocks Cena to the floor with a knee. The doctors stop it AGAIN to check the cut. Cena hits a quick elbow and tries the FU but Lesnar escapes and hits two rolling Germans. Lesnar's Gonna Kill You chant. Cena comes back with some elbows and the shoulder block but there goes the referee.
Cena hits the ropes again but Lesnar runs him over. Lesnar goes for the open wound and rubs Cena's blood on his own chest. Brock throws on an armbar (screw that kimura crap. This is wrestling) and then throws Cena to the floor instead of cranking on it. To the floor and Brock throws it on again but lets it go a second time, throwing Cena into the barricade.
Back in and Lesnar gets Cena's chain and lock. He puts it down and chains Cena's feet together. Cena gets up and Brock hits what might have been the hardest clothesline I've ever seen. With the legs still tied together, Brock puts him in the Tree of Woe. Brock goes after the referee but Cena escapes. That goes badly again as Brock whips him into the steps. AA is countered again into an F5 attempt but Cena's legs hit the referee.
A second referee comes out but Lesnar throws him out too. The steps are brought in and Cena says Brock can't see him. Back into the armbar and this time there's a body vice. They're on the steps and the fans care cheering for Cena. He picks Brock up into kind of a spinebuster but his arm is hanging limp. Cena goes up but misses the Fameasser. He was about an inch from hitting the steps too.
Cena rolls to the floor and is spent. Lesnar looks around bur can't find Cena. He gets up on the steps and sees Cena (hehe) who can barely get back in. Cena gets up on the apron so Lesnar gets a running start from the steps and hits kind of a Poetry In Motion move but crashes to the floor and hurts his knee. He's fine but Cena has the chain. Brock charges again and Cena gets in the chain shot to clock Lesnar. I think Brock is busted now. Oh yeah he is and Cena's head has a lot of blood there too. An AA onto the steps gives Cena the pin at 18:05.
Cena poses on the steps to end the show. Scratch that as he wants a mic. He sits on the steps and says that he's going to get sent home for speaking when he's not spoken to. Cena says that he's going to go home for this anyway. He knows this is Punk's town but above all else, this is a wrestling town. Tonight the people were supposed to see the extreme and that's what they got. He can't feel his arm and he's glad it was in Chicago. Everyone gives everything they have every night and if he has to take a vacation so be it. Thanks for one last ride and get home safe. What.....what just happened here?
Results
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO onto a chair
Brodus Clay b. Dolph Ziggler Splash
Cody Rhodes b. Big Show Cody dropkicked Show through a table
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan Sheamus won two falls to one
Ryback b. Aaron Relic/Jay Hatton MuscleBuster to Hatton
CM Punk b. Chris Jericho GTS
Layla b. Nikki Bella Layout
John Cena b. Brock Lesnar AA onto the steps
Quick Results
Raw
Chris Jericho b. Kofi Kingston Walls of Jericho
Lord Tensai b. R-Truth Claw Hold
Big Show/Great Khali b. Cody Rhodes/Alberto Del Rio Chokeslam to Rhodes
Nikki Bella b. Beth Phoenix Rollup
Mark Henry b. Sheamus Clothesline
Zach Ryder/Santino Marella b. Epico/Primo Cobra to Primo
Brodus Clay/Hornswoggle b. Jack Swagger/Dolph Ziggler via DQ when Vickie Guerrero interfered
NXT
Derrick Bateman b. JTG Falling Bulldog
Tamina Snuka/Kaitlyn b. Maxine/Natalya Superfly Splash to Maxine
Tyson Kidd b. Johnny Curtis Hart Lock
Impact Wrestling
D-Von b. Bully Ray Spinebuster
Kurt Angle b. Anarquia Ankle Lock
Robbie E. b. Alex Silva Implant DDT
Brooke Tessmacher b. Gail Kim Face First Mat Slam
Samoa Joe/Magnus b. Jeff Hardy/Mr. Anderson Coquina Clutch to Anderson
Smackdown
Big Show b. Albert Del Rio via DQ when Cody Rhodes interfered
Nikki Bella b. Alicia Fox Brie Bella pinned Fox after a facejam
Darren Young/Titus O'Neil b. Yoshi Tatsu/Ezekiel Jackson Double Team Powerbomb
Antonio Cesaro b. Tyson Kidd Cradle Pancake
Great Khali b. Cody Rhodes Punjabi Plunge
Ryback b. Jacob Kaye Muscle Buster
Sheamus b. Mark Henry Brogue Kick
Extreme Rules 2012
Randy Orton b. Kane RKO onto a chair
Brodus Clay b. Dolph Ziggler Splash
Cody Rhodes b. Big Show Cody dropkicked Show through a table
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan Sheamus won two falls to one
Ryback b. Aaron Relic/Jay Hatton MuscleBuster to Hatton
CM Punk b. Chris Jericho GTS
Layla b. Nikki Bella Layout
John Cena b. Brock Lesnar AA onto the steps